most pathetic depraved disgusting things you've done?

Drank my own cum at the orders of another man.

I drink from the same straw that my friend or relative used

fapped a few times to people insulting me and talking down to me in threads on here

>>39485917
I remember once there was this girl from school who had dropped her eraser and I took it to my house. Later that day I started masturbating and touched my dick with the eraser.
I stopped immediatly and realized that what I was doing was weird as hell, never gave back the eraser.

>>39485917
fingered my ass on camera because a guy on omegle told me to

Took creep shots of my aunt and jerked off to em later.

A girl smelled me once and that was the closest I've ever come to female contact. It suffices to say that I jerked off to that memory daily for 3 weeks, And then I made a Chad account like with this pic on Instagram and got fake followers, made my account private so she could not see that my 4 pictures posted have 0 likes but could only see that I had 1400 followers. I used it only to get to know her better and then jacked it more to her personality everyday I talked with her and hoo boy did we talk a lot. I eventually started skipping my English classes so I could see her sweat while playing in the basketball court. The days she wore a t shirt were the best because I could see her pit stains whenever she put her hands up to defend the ball or something and I would always take pictures of her in that pose and made it my phone background wallpaper. One day my sister used my phone and freaked out and smashed it because that stacie was stalked once and thinks it's bad. I fuckin hate her so god damn much. Also what phone should I buy?

jerked it to an actual stickfigure drawing
I can't remember what it was but I know I did

Spent about 4000$ dollars on a camwhore cus she looked like my ex that I still love

bumping this thread bc curious

I was once tasked with cooking for my cousins coming over and I came twice to prepare and fed the cute one my nut crepe and made sure she ate em all. She still had a sweet tooth

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Flipped a rooster onto his back and tongued his vent until I came. If Kim and China decide to nuke us into another dimension, I'll be content with that because I know that I deserve it.

>>39486316

If you're looking for the most depraved thing someone can do, it's voluntarily allowing themself to be cucked by BBC

Lied to my gf about having a condom. she had to buy birth control

>>39486362
Pink wojack posters really should be banned. i'm noticing a pattern of blatant retardation with their posts.

>>39486388
What's your beef with pink Wojak?

>>39486447
>>What's your beef with pink Wojak?
Only retards use it. Not autistic, just retards that say retarded things. Seriously pay attention to them. Wojak is supposed to be white 99 percent of the time and this shit is inane corruption. And it's low effort corruption of him to boot. The same type of people that meme with that orange emoticon thing are the type to post pink wojak. They are literally in middle school.

Gagged myself with a piss-sock, tied my balls, and jizzed on my face while listening to femdom vids.
10/10 would recommend

>>39486198
I use a Huawei, they seem pretty decent

>>39485917
It's a tossup:

1) When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27. Her grandmother had a stroke and they asked if I could stay with her while the family went to the hospital. She was non-verbal, and had severe Downs Syndrome. She didn't walk or do anything, she mostly drooled and was in a bed of in her chair, she just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her. She wiggled around and moaned a lot, I put my dick in her mouth and she sucked it like a baby bottle. It was fucking great, better than jacking off. I lost my virginity to her. She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent.

2) A year later, when I was 14, I fucked my Mother's Aunt, so my Great Aunt. She was 49 or 50. She was living with us while she got a divorce, he husband used her as a punching bag. She drank, a lot, until she passed out, She ran everyday and had an awesome ass and pretty huge tits, saggy but huge. Parents went to the movies and she passed out on the living room floor. Helped her to bed and all she had on was panties and a t-shirt. I tested her with a safety pin and she was out cold. Fucked her 4 times, not very long, but it was great. Did this 6 more time over that summer, best 3 months of my life. Never used a condom, didn't know what they were. Heard her crying to my mother about missing her period all summer, she thought it was stress, so my mom got her that piss stick and she was knocked up. I packed my backpack and was ready to split. My mom told me I had to be extra nice for a few days, she took her to get an abortion. Only kid I might ever have and my mother helped to kill her only grandchild/cousin.

Only times I have ever had sex, 29 now and I still jack off thinking about those times.

Whenever I used to go to my aunts house I always managed to sneak into her closet and stretch out the neck of all of her shirts so I could see more of those beautiful tits. Who else here has IQ of 300+ and /devilish/

I masturbated under the table during the ACT after I gave up on the maths section

>>39486494
That's pretty bad anon. You're probably one of the most corrupt people here, only outdone by the pedophiles.

Fucked a microwaved banana skin cuz someone on arcanine told me how good it feels. Since then reaching my daily fiber requirement hasn't been a problem.

>>39486494

God I wish that were me .jpeg

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Surprised nobody posted a story of them fuckin a passed out girl or fucking a woman whose husband was deployed to Afghanistan.

Visited 4chan.

>>39486198
>>39486486
These are the people that come call weed smokers degenerate

I used to home drawn porn when I was 12 of how supposed women would look naked from a random magazine catalog on paint. I was never a good artist but it helped,

>>39485982
hilarious

dumb faggot

I broke my hymen trying to put a stalk of celery inside of me. Since then I've been called bloody mary by my friends. My name isn't even Mary

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Attempted suicide attempted murder got buggered had a guy's dick in my mouth smoked weed fucked a girl out of wedlock took off the condom in the middle of it breaking and entering shoplifting pirated terabytes of media downloadef gore jerked it to trannies masturbated with "young women" on cam fantasized about sucking off my neighbor's dog jerked off in public restrooms sent nude photos of myself to random strangers

When I was much younger and before I knew the existence of porn, I masturbated to the dictionary definition of "sexual intercourse".

>>39486744
stop pretending to be a female on the internet for (you)s

>>39486494
God damn why am I laughing at this

>>39486781
That's actually pretty innocent, how young were you? I wish I could once again be that naive.

Fucked a stolen traffic cone with a hole in it covered by a Vaseline soaked cloth,

>>39486762
>fantasized about sucking off my neighbors dog

I can one up you there. I've fence hopped and gotten fucked by my neighbor's dog

Used toothpaste as lubrication to jerk off. Had no other alternative and was really horny, Most painful ejaculation I've ever had

Not disgusting or depraved, but definitely pathetic. Probably most pathetic thing ever.

I paid a girl $20 to talk to me for a day. Yes I know I'm a loser.

Jerked it to Song of Solomon from the Old Testament during a power outage at age 13 because it had the word breast in it.

>>39486762
Also made a dildo in woodshop and used it on my butthole
Uh I downloaded images of a friend off her social media profile
Generally talked a lot of shit at women on the internet

>>39485917
Fapped to the mental image of my cousin (male)

one time i snorted sour cream and onion crumbs for some cheezits

>>39486829
You're probably female though right?

I once fucked a toilet paper roll. Got a paper cut on my cock. Never again.

>>39485945
Here in Norway it's considered autism to not do it if you are offered it

>>39486494
Sounds about white

im betting its fake though thank god

>>39486866
No. I ended up bleeding a bit because the knot was too big for my ass, but I walked it off.

Was sent outside my maths classroom in year 8 for talking too much. Suddenly get a rocker of an erection while I'm out there, and since no one was around I jerked it with my hand in my pocket. Had to clean my underwear in the bathroom later

>>39486885
lmao sorry dude that sounds like it was rough. When I got sodomized he wore a condom and didn't use lube.

>>39486872
Cause your a bunch of gross faggots

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>>39485917
Wore an assless cute pair of panties with garterbelt and pull up stockings with bows on the top while wearing a maid dress and shoving a vibrator up my ass after loosening it from the butt plugs so that it could massage my prostate while I was locked in a chastity cage and watched white girls getting gangbanged by black guys on pornhub for like 3 hours before I allowed myself to remove the chastity cage so I could blow my load from stroking my dick.

I CAN'T STOP! SINCE I HAVE NO GF I HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY EXPERIMENTING WITH MYSELF IN NEW WAYS TO ENJOY BEING ALONE!

I've been in the Navy for 9.5 years. You've never known shameless shame until you've jerked your dick at three in the morning because the guy sleeping next to you, separated by a millimeter of metal is doing the same, because you felt that it lowered your chances of getting caught.

>>39486909
Who originally sodomized you?

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Molested my little sister when she was 7 (And I was 10).

>>39486920
no gf does thing to a man...

>>39486940
A really fat circumcised guy I met online. He picked me up in a car and we drove to the outside of a park I take walks in a lot. He was very clean I guess.

Travelled 700km for a "lunch date" before uninstalling tinder

>>39486972
Now I really want to play with an intact penis :9

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>>39486660
>anyone fucking a female human being
>on R9K

>>39486953
are you from some shitty town in northern United states by any chance? you sound like some freak i knew that turned out to be just like that

>>39487017
I'm not the person you're thinking of. I never had friends in real life.

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>>39486953
if you are please get the fuck out of my thread

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I threw my own feces at an old lady because I was dared too, my friends then snatched her purse amongst the chaos.

We only found a pension card and a $20 note which we spent on alcohol. We then got so drunk we ended up pissing on peoples car door handles.

>>39487035
are you from ohio? anon desu

>>39487039
>blame it on the booze
Worst type of person.

>>39487079

Didn't blame it on the booze, found it fucking funny at the time and was glad I did it.

We made sure to only piss on normieabiles. Richfag type cars.

>>39485917
When I was a horny teenager I fucked farm animals.

>>39486494
>She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent.

I keked so hard I cried you fucking degenerate.

Dated a girl and didnt expect her to cheat on me

>>39487064
Nope. I'm from the midwest though.

>>39487064
from ohio though, white boy.

>>39487104
ah thankfuck i can't stand that roastie

Encouraged a girl in the 5th grade to commit suicide

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>>39487105
who said i was white you autist

>>39487092

Which were your favorite?

>>39487131
did she?

>>39487136
do not molest the chocolate loli

>>39487136

He's referencing a normie song

>>39487136

Are you brown? Can I perhaps rape your holes? I like me some chocolate puddin.

>>39485917
I got high and fucked a bowl of greek yogurt on the bathroom floor, I didn't cum in it or anything but I still ate the yogurt lying on the floor.

>>39486388
Which board did pink wojak come from?

>>39487179

Good call anon, the cum would of made it too salty.

>>39487194
/biz/ I think

Jerked off to a video of me fucking myself with a sharpie when I was like 15.

>>39486494
Out failed normalfag.

>>39487150
Pigs probably. I've always heard good things about sheep, but never had access to any.

>>39485917
jerking off to gfur on /b/ with a finger up my ass and swallowing my cum after that probably
or licking my sweat off the bathroom floor after a quick wank

>>39486993
f
Details?

>>39487269

You don't see or hear a lot about pigfucking. What are they like? What did you like about them?

I really enjoyed myself in the friendzone of various slutty stacys for masturbation fuel. I get off to the whole experience really. It's kind of like cuckolding for those of us too pathetic to have a gf to cuck us. Paid $600 to my Goddess once to take her shopping for clothes to fuck hot alphas in. Another Goddess dressed me up in her slutty outfits and feminized me so she could laugh at me with her sexy friend. Anyway, I would basically create a religious worship ritual revolving around these roasties and edge for them in an experience of sublime prayer to their pictures and submission to their power. I even made captions of their photos involving real situations that actually happened to me.

Here's one example, involving yet another Goddess:
>"Hey anon wanna help me with Chemistry class?"
>"Heyyy wanna do my chemistry paper? :)))"
>"I saw you looking at my ass lol"
>"You think you're my boyfriend, but you're just my bitch hehe"

>I was Goddess Stacy's homework boy, I was always so nervous and so weird around her, But I told her she was pretty very often. She always brushed it aside, making it clear that she wasn't interested in ever even touching her friendzoned little study buddy.

>Why would she be? Her boyfriend thinks she is pretty too.

>>39487395
They were easy to fuck, since they were the right height to just stand behind them. They were also pretty nonchalant about the whole thing. They never tried to escape or hurt me, just stood there.

I also tried with cattle and horses, both of which were much more of a pain in the ass. You had to find something to stand on to reach their pussies, they were a lot looser, and with horses in particular you had to make sure they were in the right mood or they'd try to bite or kick you.

>>39486198
The Note 8 looks bretty cool

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>Be curious 10 year old
>For no fucking reason start sticking things in my ass
>By the time I was 12 I could fit my full fist in there
>Got to the point where I could have almost half my arm entirely into my ass
>As a result I have never had a painfully huge shit due to my ass being slightly more flexible

I was fucking weird as a kid. When I first watched porn I was trying to figure out why people liked sex.

>>39486494
Quite the imagination you have there

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When I was a kid I thought your grandmother was supposed to have sex with you after you passed sex ed in elementary. The day after we completed that course I went home and got completely naked and just laid in her bed until she got him (she worked until 9pm). By the time she got home I had fallen asleep, so all of a sudden I'm waking up to a bunch of yelling about her telling me to put on my clothes. I was confused so I told her that I was ready and she didn't understand what I meant. As soon as I got done telling her what I thought she slapped me so hard it knocked out a tooth and then I had to go to the dentist

>>39487091
>>39487039
Hope you die of cancer and everybody you love forgets about you
Pathetic loser : )

>>39486250
>I can't remember what it was but I know I did
was it the one the was on a bathroom stall? like the two gender signs?

>>39488208
>>39486250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIIIqJ30QoI
this?

Sexually abused children (8-9yo) when I was 13-14. My own sister included. Porn obsession and smoking too much weed I reckon started it all. Ended up in goverment care and later an addict.

>>39487194

/biz/. He's what happens after all their shitcoin hodlings crash through the floor, which happens twice a week.

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I'm a /d/fag so I'm into a lot of weird implausible shit. As far as irl goes, I once sniffed my friends* shoes and jacked off to the scent.

>>39485945
wtf dude

ooo

>>39485945
Literal psychopath detected

>>39485982
Kek. Dumbass

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>>39486362
Roosters have like air vents

>>39486494

You win
Or lose

Whatever

>>39485917
Sister had a sleepover with a few friends, one of which I was super into.
While they were asleep in the front room, I sneaked in and kissed that girl's feet and sucked her toes.

>>39486494
The things a man's penis will make him do.

>>39485929
I do that a lot it's the easiest way to clean up after fapping.

>>39486872
Lmao do you live on Grybnerlokka or some shit? Here in Norway we're so afraid of other people's germs we'd rather stand on the bus than sit next to someone. Fucking immigrant shit eater. Sylvi is coming for you.

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>>39486781
bahaha what the fuck

>>39486920
Yeah, I've done amphetamine too.

>>39487039
fucked up but bojack horseman is the shit
May you be forgiven of your sins, anon

>>39488140
wait what... why did you think that?

>>39488811
I used to sleep with my grandma because I was afraid of the dark and the figures that moved in the shadows at night. Somehow between that and taking sexed I got it into me that she was supposed to fuck me

>>39487519
I don't care about the rest of the stuff but please don't write people's papers for them. I can't stand people who pass college who don't earn it.

>>39486494
That is bad. The worst because I believe it.

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>>39485917
Jerked off on webcam with a fat old guy he had a big belly and a massive dick. I never showed my face though.
Also done other fucked up gay things over the internet, I used to sext with this hot guy from Norway we were both 18 . Exchanged pictures of ourselves for hours over two nights, sending pics of each other dicks, ass and body and face. Telling each other what we do if we met I started to fall in love with him but it was never meant as we lived in separate countries. I blocked him as I was starting to obsess over him because he was the first guy I actually told I was gay.
I fucking hate being a deviant fag.

>>39488888
Wasted quints but checked nonetheless

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I have masturbated multiple times to videos of my mom having sex with other men. It wasn't my intentions but the slut keeps putting the videos on my phone i can't respect her anymore the last one i watched was her getting dicked down by some white guy you can think this is fake all you want but nah im sorry i wish it was 100% real and im never looking at that woman the same way.

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>>39486494
That was amazing bravo , keep up the good work slugger

fapped behind a church to show my disrespect towards religion

>>39489868
fuck you degenerate cunt

>>39486835
Why didn't you just use your saliva? Is this what it means to be low IQ?

>>39486494
This sounds too specific to be fake. God damn anon

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>>39485917
nothing much
>put a screwdriver up my ass
>masturbated at my grandma's house while listening to her talk to my mother
>put my penis up another boy's ass when we were both 6 years old
the usual

>>39489521
Why does your mom do this to you

>>39489868
I'd help you jerk off

>>39489521
Upload them to motherless and make a thread about it

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>see dog lying down on bed one day while home alone
>brilliantidea.jpg
>get naked and put my dick in between his legs
>thighfuck him until I cum
>as soon as I get up the dog runs out of my room
>look down and notice all the tiny dog hairs I have stuck to my penis
>mfw wiping the cum off his stomach

I felt horrible after and I pray that he doesn't remember or at least was too stupid to understand what was going on

>>39485917
let my best friends small dog lick my dick and i came over her face and she happily licked all of it up

i let her keep licking even while i was still super sensitive it was the best feeling ever, i came like 3 times overall

Stole a mechanical pencil from a girl, it smelled like her. Sniffed it as I masturbated. Zero regrets.

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>>39485917
had jerked off in the nude right in front of a playground, at 3:30 in the morning 5 times. stopped doing it because I got really paranoid. Did this 4 years back.
>>39490142
dumbass left evidence
>>39490321
some chad probably chewed on that pencil before she had it. Enjoy knowing that new fact normie
>>39487957
do you still do that?

>>39485945
Straws are fucking up our planet familiar
Gj

>>39485917
I already confessed here months ago that I shat myself in front of my class when I was a kid but some things I rather not tell even on here desu.

>>39491551
can't be worse than some things in this thread
please share your filthy acts

i went to a gay diaper fetish Halloween party two years ago

>>39485917
I saw a classmate walking down my street from an upstairs window in my moms room so I sat on her bed naked and masturbated to the girl. I came on my mom's pillow. I also got mad at her and cut her clothing with scissors before.

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Not really nasty but
>see expensive items belonging to some random stranger
>follow them around
>steal the first item they leave unattended and throw it in a river somewhere
I did this a lot (esp. with hood ornaments) when I was a kid, not exactly sure why. I think I liked the prospect of the owner having not insured the item and/or trying to get another. It was/is like fishing to me; my greatest catch was the Spirit of Ecstasy (in gold). Alternatively, I'd just up and damage whatever the item was if I couldn't steal it away to somewhere. I don't do this so much now but I get the same feeling every time I do.

>>39485917
Masturbating into my own underwear and wearing it for the rest of the day.

>>39493059
You disgusting, degenerate, pathetic freak...

>>39488698
how does it taste like ?
i asked someone before and they said like a condensed water
is it true ?

>>39493622
>Coming into a thread asking people what's the most pathetic, depraved thing they did.
>Disgusted when someone says what the most pathetic, depraved thing they did is.

i used to fap to music...
not the girl's voice
but ...music...
hang music to be exact
still do it..would recommend it

>>39493653
hard to describe, but not bad.
do it for a week and you won't mind the taste anymore
this video also helps a lot
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58bc495f27434

>>39486494
>>39486494
>When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27
I was ready to call you a normalfag but did a complete 180 when I read on.

Whored myself out a few times in my early teens. I was a late bloomer so I was still on the girly side. Part of it was that I wanted to sexually experiment but I wasn't comfortable coming onto anyone I knew about it.

sort of blew myself and swallowed the cum afterwards (sort of because I could only get my mouth around the very tip)

Almost forgot it but this thread made me remember how I put a giant slug in my underwear. Fucking bad idea threw him away in a second. But the fact that I put a slug on my dick. >Disappointed.

>>39493847
I used to do the same thing, man. No shame in it. I usually opted to just lick around the head because I found it a little easier than trying to get my lips around it. Not bendy enough now, though. Combined that with dildoing myself once, and didn't care for it.

Experimented with a semi-domesticated wolf and got the knot.

>>39493965
how did you get in contact with a fucking wolf?

>>39493998
I volunteer worked at a nature reserve and it was the resident wolf pack which lived there and was used to people enough that you could play around with and feed them and stuff. So in my case it was just a matter of getting time alone and private which my co-worker helped with.

>>39494071
wait, your co-worker knew what you were doing?
that's pretty kinky

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>half the posts in this thread are about getting knotted
women are fucking disgusting.
>inb4 gays
if a guy did that the post would be about how his asshole prolapsed.

>>39494106
I don't think he exactly knew he just covered and I agreed not to blab about him smoking weed all the time. Eventually though I think people found out which is why they changed my job and kept me away from the wolves.

I like to hug my dog while I'm naked, I guess. His fur feels nice on my skin. I've thought about letting him be with me, too. He wants a female to breed and it's not like I have a boyfriend or anything. For now I just hug him naked.

>>39494117
>half the posts
>ctrl f "dog" 7 results, 3 in a single post
>ctrl f "knot" 4 results, yours included
not even close to half

>>39494175
what is an exaggeration you fucking autist

>>39485945
This is absolutely normal in poor countries/ areas.

>>39494208
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
You should pretend to kill yourself

>>39485982
Idiot loser.

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>>39485917
Hmm... Probably back when I was a kid and me and my sister were having this sort of sibling rivalry. She was about four years older than me at the time and was starting to go through her secondary school phase of dying her hair black and listening to Blink-182 all of the time. She was continuously getting on my nerves and so I decided I'd get revenge on her via the most petty means possible - by drinking her cup of water whilst she was having her hair dyed, MUAHAHAHAHA! Except there was one problem, I only realized just after I had drank it that it was to rinse the comb after her hair had been combed with the dye stuff (forgive my lack of knowledge on the topic of hair dying). This led to me believing that I was going to die of poison and so sorta started freaking out whilst my sister and auntie were both laughing at me, unable to believe that I was stupid enough to do that.

Of course me and my sister are on great terms these days, though I will never forget such an event.

>>39486494
Geez Louise anon, I mean I don't know whether to be impressed at your ingenuity or horrified entirely.

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Wore my sisters clothes when I was a teenager.

>>39494362
>She was about four years older than me at the time
believe it or not, but she is still about 4 years older than you on this very day

>>39486362
You could've just told us that you deep throated a cock.

So many things.
>tried to flush down a large anime figure with my cum on it in a panicked state because mom was banging the toilet door asking me to open
>the aforementioned PVC figure was imported,cost most of my parents monthly salary(live in a shithole), and ended up clogging the shitter and me temporarily disowned

>had gay sex with older cousin when we were 10, didn't knew it was called gay

>17 in highschool I was dared to cum on a sleeping classmate(male), I jerked it to porn playing in a shitty nokia phone in my left hand and came in his mouth
>actually I wasn't even paying attention to porn but jerking it to his vulnerable sleeping face and the idea of feminization

>jerked off in neighbours water supply tank at night hoping it'd get his entire family pregnant

>school stacy died in a car accident because she was on drugs and alcohol
>tried to dig her grave a few days later with intention to fuck her lifeless body

>went to college in the same cum soaked grey tshirt for months without showering and jerked off to some furry/MLP porn from /trash/ in the CS lab

>made countless online gfs , many underage like I was at the time
>asked them to eat lots of blueberries and send me a picture of their mouth open and tongue(colored blue) out
>still don't know what's the fetish called

>programmed a bot to profile some of the nototrious newfag reddit attentionwhores on a newly created chan
>one was a twink attentionwhore with fag hairstyle and a tendency to post his image in every thread hoping to become a meme
>jerked off to his faggot pic out of spite, found his facebook and posted it on the board for no reason but to piss the fag off
>realised it's better to leave that shithole instead of trying to keep it newfag free and that anon/chan culture is dead anyways

The only kinky things I've done:

-Auto-felatio (could only get the head in)
-Fucked my ass with fingers and various objects
-Ate my precum and cum

>>39494846
you know what we call that here?
vanilla

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I started trolling this girl about her downs syndrome kid (poorly) because I misinterpreted what she said. She harassed me a little bit in turn. I was being a brat but she was being an asshole..

>>39486065
Lel.
>Be me
>Sniffs my granny's butt
>Tries to grope her boobs but neh they are way too small. So ends up tickling her nipples
>She wakes up
>Tells her I was looking for my memory card
>Granny accompanies on a vacation
>Books 2 rooms
>Shares room with mum and granny
>Wants to finger her old cunt
>Touches her butt
>Ohthissothiccfam.jpeg
>She makes movement
>Removes my hand from her arse and closes my eyes.
Never had her on any vacation since then. Still no regrets senpai

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>>39486494
>She was 49 or 50
>crying about missing her period all summer
>periods
>49 or 50

>>39495282
He's probably making it up but women can go through menopause as late as their 50s.

>>39486198
I'll always suggest Nokia if someone seeks mobile recommendation

I had a scat fetish (there are tons of scat jav with hot girls by the way) so after watching countless videos of girls shitting into slaves mouth and girls smearing it in their bodies I decided to try it. I took a shit on a white plate. It was pretty aesthetically pleasing and I ended up putting it on my dick and jerked off.
It was both hot and degenerate

>>39486504
90+ IQ is more than enough to get a real girl tho

>>39486847
No worries anon. We all are pathetic deep inside

>>39494838
How large are we talking? Can you pull a pic of a similar one from google images to get us the idea?
Also were you disowned for buying the figure in the 1st place or after it clogged the shitter?

>>39495605
9 inches.
After it clogged the shitter because it cost a lot, and they connected the dots

Jacked off to horse porn

>>39493826
So how's been the life of whore lately?

I have developed real life fetishes towards scat, farts, and urine. I'm a feminine guy so me doing these things also turns me on. I enact these fetishes before/during my nightly showers.
>Get on back with legs in air, selfsuck position
>Pee all over my face and body, drink a couple mouthfuls if I'm horny enough
>Poop into my hands, finding squishy parts
>Spread it in a thick layer around my cock and fap
>Selfsuck my tip my jerking poop covered benis into my mouth
>Cum in mouth and swallow
I cured my porn addiction by fapping like this, but it wasn't worth it. I sometimes only do one or two of these a night, sometimes all of them.

Had a girl video her cutting her thighs up. She was going to do it anyways and I was curious.

>>39495310
My mother started menopause at 53

>>39495282
my mom is 53 and keeps raging that she till gets her period.

>>39486494
We have an origami "winner"

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>>39495225
>tickling her nipples
>She wakes up
>Tells her I was looking for my memory card

>>39486494
what actually the hell

>>39486065
Pls share that shit bro

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>>39485917
I fuck my doll at a storage facility because the apt I'm moving to won't be available until mid November, and I can't go more than a 9 or 10 hours without fucking her before I lose my shit.

when my brother was 8 and i was 11 i made him to suck my dick when he started sucking i put choclate on my dick
and i once killed a cat and after that i mastrubated to that
i ate my cum once
i mastrubated once with my own shit at the toilet
and i tried to fuck my brother anal but his asshole was too tight
i killed two of my pets it was a bird
i fantazise sometimes about fucking my mom
i took one screenshot of her and fapped to that

>>39497692
i can read "WHY ? WHY?" on her paralyzed face

>>39494838
>>jerked off in neighbours water supply tank at night hoping it'd get his entire family pregnant

I didn't need my sides anyway

>>39497692
Why is it such a good experience? Doesn't it feel like plastic?

>>39494838
>>school stacy died in a car accident because she was on drugs and alcohol
>>tried to dig her grave a few days later with intention to fuck her lifeless body
How the fuck did that turn out for you? Did you just get tired and give up?

>>39486781
Holy shit, I did the exact same thing. I must have been 10 or 11 or something and I would look up dirty words in the dictionary and jack off to them.

>>39486065
pics or it didnt happen mate

>>39497964
I gave up halfway through. I was also a little spooked and the moralfag in me was whining too much
>>39497857
It seems funny now but at that time I didn't knew better and legit thought it'd happen

>>39486494
This is the best post I've read on 4chan

>>39485917
I fapped with women's shoes multiple times without their consent?

>>39495225
kill yourself now it would be in your best interest

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>>39498444
>Can i fap with your shoes?

>>39485917
I froze my turds in the deep freezer and then used them as dildos to fuck myself

>>39485917
I once gifted a girl a dildo for her 18th birthday... i used it before

>>39489521
Gonna need you to link those videos, champ.

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>>39488267
Blame it on the drugs nice

>>39487194
What the other 2 said. His name is actually Bizjack. Idk if he has a different story than Wojack tho.

>>39487269
>>39487269
This makes sense. Pig anatomy is basically identical to humans. I wouldn't be surprised if the pussy is really similar.

Took a deep inhale of my psychiatrists chair after he left. It was still warm and it smelled like cologne and sweat. Not that bad desu.

>>39486494
I've read a lot of shit on this board. But that was by far the worst.

>>39497728
Stop killing animals, you son of a bitch subhuman

>>39485917
Had seven fetishes simultaneously.

>>39496038
Are you a trap? If yes, post videos, and you'll be the most depraved disgusting thing I fapped to.

Sgoved my moms dildo up my ass

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>>39485917
When I was 16 or 17 I'd spend hours upon hours mutually masturbating with boys and girls alike on omegle.

I used to roleplay as the mom in /ss/ on erp chatrooms.

At fifteen I dry-humped a girl in public while we were assisting at the child special olympics

>>39495282
I know a homeless lady that's 60 and still gets her period. She's begged me to buy her pads. Didn't ask for money, just that i buy a box of pads. She keeps trying to get this 45yo homeless guy to get her knocked up so she can get free housing and shit.

>>39499627
Story about the last one pls.

>>39485917
I used to steal my grandmother's and mother's panties and wear them. I wore their clothes too.
I loved wearing pantyhose because it made my legs look so smooth and felt silky to the touch, I would get so excited of how pretty I looked I got a big erection and tried desperately to tuck it between my legs.

I once masturbated in their beds while wearing their old clothes. They only had one bedroom so I used to sleep with them till I was 13.

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I was a crackhead for a short period of time in my life

Would smoke crack and drive
Would smoke crack with people who never smoked before and laugh at their crazy reactions to it
Would smoke crack in the bathroom at college and in movie theaters
Smoked crack pretty much everywhere I went and would try to force anyone else around me to smoke it so that I could be high with someone else. People were sometimes intimidated when I would be shoving the crack pipe and lighter in their face, insisting that they hit it.

It was the wildest shit I've been through. I wonder, sometimes... would I do it all again?

>>39486835
Stupid cutfag

>>39499354
i hope you trollin animals are fucking degenarate species that needs to be killed if you protect them than you are a subhuman norman dont be a moralfag
natural selection motherfucker

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>>39485917
4chan has probably made me the most degenerate. Porn I would have been disgusted at before (i.e scat, shemale, twink, farting) is now my prime go to and I even fap to loli and mainly shota thanks to the threads in /b/.

As for what I have done irl? I've pissed in my friends drinks for the sexual thrill, I've masturbated whilst sniffing my hot aunts panties, I've whored pictures of myself many times on /soc/ and /b/. I've made countless attempts to advance on a friend I'm 90 percent sure is straight.

tl;dr, this place fucked me up

>>39485917
>>39485917
I got into a sexual relationship with the neighbors 9 year old son. It started when I was 19 years old. I was schlicking one day after classes at home and my mother came up and interrupted me to tell me that the neighbors needed me to babysit their kid. So I went frustrated and unfulfilled. I ended up staying there late into the night and we ended up upstairs in his bed together. He started fondling me and I didn't stop him. So he started getting more aggressive until he was full on suckling my tits and playing with my pussy. It felt pretty good and he got naked and stuck his little dick in me and came.

After that, he would demand sex with me all the time and threatened to tell on me if I didn't do everything he said, so I had to let him play with my body any way he wanted and I had to do anything he wanted. He would find porn and then try everything on me. He loved to play with my boobs. It eventually progressed until he would call me over and I would have to suck his dick under his table in his bedroom all night.

We still do it today, 10 years later. His parents found out and we're happy with it because they are degenerates and my family is richer than theirs. They would force me to give them money and things to keep them quiet.

He's the only person I've ever had sex with and I love him. But all we are is friends with benefits, he dates other women and always uses me for three ways.

So overall I was happy and satisfied with the situation but it is a shameful and degenerate thing I did that has defined my young adult life. As you probably guessed it, I'm mentally ill and post nudes online to cope and feel better about myself. Thankfully, I don't think my parents ever found out because if they ever did, I'd probably kill myself.

>>39499800
>I even fap to loli and mainly shota thanks to the threads in /b/.

Wait till you accidentally find Child Models and CP. I fapped a few times to that when I was younger. I don't why, but I remember the rush I got from discovering that, but the shame was suicidal.

>>39499842
jesus fucking christ anon what the fuck?

>>39499899
I'm just gonna try stay outta that illegal shit

>>39486847
I respect this. The amount of loneliness I feel is debilitating. Was it a voice or video chat?

>>39499732
What's crack like?

>>39485917
On my second deployment I loaded a live round into my shotgun instead of none leatheal.

Peppered a bunch of kids throwing rocks at me with buckshot.

Laughed my ass off at them at the time

Now this is one of the reasons I drink and hate myself

>>39499842
Link and I believe the whole story anon

>>39500075
Things would change, I have a rush of euphoria and it would make things appear slightly different (somewhat of a hallucination effect). I had breakdowns while high on crack before. The high would only last around 15-20 minutes, but I've gotten people high who have never even had a drop of liquor before and they would get stuck repeating the same words over and over until they eventually came down off it.

One guy I knew got on his hands and knees and started barking like a dog. I was trying to communicate with him like a normal human, but all I could gwt out of him for those 15 minutes was "arf! arf!"

Another friend of mine never got high before, for a few minutes he was fine but completely silent. Then out of nowhere he starts screaming bloody murder and saying oh God oh Jesus please no and rolling around on the sidewalk.

Yeah, and I was -THAT guy- that everyone in my town knew as the recent high school graduate that carried around a crack pipe and smoked crack everywhere at every given opportunity. I probably still carry that bad reputation to this day.

>>39494415
time sure is a mystery

>>39489521
that's pretty hot tbqh fampai

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>>39486494
impressive,
i had a good laugh imagining you doing all this with a shiteating grin on your face

>>39495750
I'm not connecting the dots here
>Clogged because it costed a lot

>>39497728
I hope your brother murders you one day for what you've done to him.

drunkenly ate a girl out who had a yeast infection. a very fucking bad one. so bad that my dick got infected with it.

>>39500209

You're dumb enough to join the military in the first place dude. You can't beat yourself up for being stupid

Was working at a Subway by myself. So fucking empty and boring decided to close early a jerk off in the bathroom

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>>39485917

Relapsed into alcoholism

>>39500681
Jerk off into the mayo

>>39499842
that's sounds harsh. man I mean, woman you got to get your life together and leave the fuuuucccccboiiiii even if hes the only one who gives you attention it's not good for either of you. he doesnt value you it sounds like. you gotta learn to respect yourself. anyones a piece of garbage if they want to be. and everyones a shiny diamond if they choose to be. Loving yourself is not an easy thing it takes time thought and dedication. loving yourself means treating yourself like a human being and understanding your values.

>>39499327
I'm guessing you liked your psychiatrist?
>>39500020
Neither, which is worse. It was just text chat. I was just really lonely at the time and really wanted to talk to a female for once. She stayed in contact for a couple of days, but then ghosted eventually.
>>39500681
That's not that bad. At least you had privacy.

>>39500209
man you didn't know. it's sad ,but you didn't want that to happen, just hold on to the good in you.

>>39485917
> Came to Rape porn
> came to necrophilia
> Came to gore
> jacked off in a shed
> fingered my ass in the shower to see what it would feel like
> Jacked off in the highschool bathroom

I swear to god I'm not a sociopath I was just horny and that was what was closest porn wise.

>>39500694
I thought that was a boy, am kind of disappointed.

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>>39494397
I did this too.
A bunch of her clothes were stored in my room because her room was tiny. I would dress up in them and jerk off, ride a dildo etc.

One day I checked my room and all the clothes were gone. My parents said they took them to the charity shop but I reckon they might've sussed what I was doing.

I miss those days. I was cute back then.

>>39500601
It seems my wording was poor, sorry I'm not a native speaker. i meant that it cost a lot, and after it clogged the toilet, my parents realised why i spent so much on a female anime figure, took it into the toilet with me and tried to flush it, they realised I was a depraved deviant who masturbated to/on plastic anime figures

>>39486494
Screencap me plox

>>39499670
>for extra credit in gym you can volunteer to help the school system's special olympics instead of doing whatever sport activity was that day
>I volunteer because a friend of mine has a nice autistic younger brother who is partcipating
>kinda spazzy girl who likes me volunteers because I did
>about half the class in total volunteers
>fast forward
>about to head over to school track to help instead of doing gym activities
>girl is still wearing loose, short gym shorts
>I tell her we don't need to change
>she says she's fine
>bear in mind I still am not picking up the signals at all
>walk over and help set up the next event
>during events we are supposed to cheer the participants on from the bleachers
>the whole walk there she talked about how strong I looked
>at the bleachers she is holding onto a railing
>"I bet you can't pull me off the railing"
>she is holding onto the railing with her back arched and her cute little butt up
>grab her arms
>her butt is against my legs as I am notably taller
>she raises her ass further
>epiphany, I am a dense motherfucker
>she smells so good
>she feels so good
>never touched a girl anywhere near this much before
>rub slightly against her, she grunts
>grind with increasing vigor for about 10 seconds before I realize what the hell I am doing and stop
>have no idea how many people (about 20 in our particular bleacher stand and dozens on the field) saw
>sit down together and go back to cheering

>>39500842
I remembered some
> fondled the ass of the cousin
> sucked my other cousins penis when we were young (I think it made him gay)
> bashed a bird to death and then stabbed its face
> nearly killed a cat
> molested my neighbor (kind of)
> inadvertently lead to the death of a bunch of baby ducks

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>>39488140
How the fuck did you even end up thinking this?

>>39488140
Holy shit please fucking elaborate on why you thought that.

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>>39499842
>tfw no qt babysitter to have sex with on demand
some guys have all the luck

>>39500727
>having sympathy for a child molester
and people say women are oppressed.

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>>39499842
Get the hell off r9k roastie

I masturbated to the sound of my dad fucking his girlfriend a couple of times. You could only hear her moans and the bed creaking, it was pitch black in the apartment.

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>>39486494
>>39499842
Jesus Christ, I can't decide which one of these is more degenerate.

Posted nudes girls sent me on here and on /b/.

Every time I cry and whine about how lonely i am, i try and remind myself that I 100 percent deserve to be. I'm a pathetic asshole loser and I'm sorry to everyone who had to deal with my bullshit.

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>>39485917
uploaded nudes to the internet when i was 15 :(

i cant remember the passwords to the places i uploaded them to remove them either

>>39500630
This. Nothing of value would be lost.

>>39486494
you beautiful degenerate

OP here making this thread was a huge mistake

>>39489868
damn anon u so edgy

>>39500671
Yea I was 18 years old and growing up all I wanted to be was a solider. I played army in the woods for days had a shit tone of toy soldiers would dress up like a army guy for Halloween all that stuff.

I just wanted to be a hero you know fight the bad guys save the day.

I became the bad guy and once I realized it I crawled into a bottle and haven't come out.

I'm not proud of my service but I'm not ashamed of it

>>39499842
A solid reminder of why I hate women

>>39500260
No I knew I did it on purpose. The us gov have the Afghanis a bunch of condones to help prevent a population boom. But condoms are latex latex is strong and moldabale so the filled them with gun powder and AK rounds shove a fuse in it and you have a crazy condom bomb.

Then give em to kids to throw at the invading Americans and you have a weapon that is only diffused through morality.

>>39486559
How long do you microwave it, anon? Asking for a friend.

>>39500260
Sorry ment this >>39502072
for (you)

>>39486494
I like this guy. He jumps on his opportunities when he sees them.

>>39500784
Fuck on my phone and 5 beers in sorry
>>39502072 this is for you

I lost my virginity to a fat goth mexican pedophile who called me shit like her "shota"
because she thought i looked underage at the time
and tried getting me to act like a 14 year old for me and liked it when i called her mommy she played it off as a joke but i knew she got turned on whenever i called her that and she was alot stronger then me and even taller and she'd use that to try and make me feel even more like a kid compared to her

White People: The Thread.

There is no other way around it.

>>39501279
>> molested my neighbor (kind of)
Either you did or you didn't, which is it?
>> inadvertently lead to the death of a bunch of baby ducks
This is going to be a sad story, but greentext pls

compared to me sorry typo

>>39502172
yes because only white people are degenerate blacks never do anything horrid or degenerate right?? fuck off you kike/nigger shill

>>39485917
Done so many fucked up things id probably hit the bump limit if i was to post it all, but have started recently freezing my cum, put it in syringes and go to the local supermarket and inject it into dairy products, yoghurts, potato salads etc, live with parents but keep some cum frozen in the freezer hidden at the bottom, when one of their hot friends come over i thaw it and put it in their food/drink when there not looking.

>>39502172
Let's get a brown people thread going then.

I'll start
The feel when you don't know witch of the 12 guys my mom was fucking at the time of my conception is my father

Father is the male who was 50% DNA in common with you

Conception is when you put a baby in that hoe.

Also that feel when you smell fucking awful even after a shower

Mu dick

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>>39502258

lmao we have your IP and are gonna hit you with bioterrorism charges

hahaha you guys are so easy to find with this forum omfg

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I have masturbated thinking about boys (I'm a boy). I feel fucking guilty and disgusted at myself.

>>39502321
lame the only thing that makes that pathetic is you being a repressed homo just accept you're gay and live with it you'l be alot happier anon

>>39494838
>>school stacy died in a car accident because she was on drugs and alcohol
>>tried to dig her grave a few days later with intention to fuck her lifeless body
you have some balls m8

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>>39485917
>Fapped to sound of a friend crying in middle school
>Fapped next to my grandma in bed but I was a kid

>>39502258
What do you hope to accomplish with this?

>>39502358

I remember masturbating one time in the car during a road trip.

>>39502358
I fapped sitting next to my grandma on a bus.

Get on my level.

>>39502400
pff, i jerked of my grandmas dog next to her while she was cleaning.
later tried to find the vagina of her parrot, to know what pussy feels like

>>39502350
I'm not a homosexual. That's why it's disgusting.

>>39502357
Was just sleep deprived and horny tbqh familioroni.

>>39502589
lmao exactly that is pathetic you're a repressd homo a straight guy wouldn't be jerking it to other guys

When I was younger I taught a bunch of kids what sex and porn was and literally gave them links to porn videos.

>>39502695
At least you didn't figuratively give them links to porn. Then you'd be a fucking monster.

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>>39486494
Holy shit. You very well may be King Degenerate. I'm ashamed I even read that.

>>39502172
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of brown people raping everything that moves all around the world.

>>39502600
wait wait wait
>school stacy cost the accident because of alcohol and drugs
>she could already drive a car
>ii asume you were her age
how hold where you back then????

>>39502874
Final year of high school, I was 15. The stacy wasn't driving the car, she was with some guys from another school. Here nobody cares about kids driving.

>>39503002
oh man, you kinda let me down. i was hoping for you to be 18 19 doing some crazy ass wizard shit already.
you are still my hero, going for that rotting stacy boobs

>>39499899
CG was all the rage back in the day nigga fapped to her all the time. Now the people on this site think "the shame was suicidal", normies.

>>39503281
He said "CP" ya blind ass nigga

>>39503321
CG = CatGoddess, you newfaggot

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>>39503364
Nobody mentioned that though

>>39503388
She is someone who has been in lots of CP which used to be frequently posted on /b/ as well as various non-nude images of her you dumb nigger.

>>39499899
This.
One time when I was 14/15 I wanted to see girls my own age so I went to the darknet and watched a video of a 14~ yr old.
I came buckets but the guilt and shame I felt afterwards was ridiculous. 6 years later and I still haven't completely forgiven myself.

>>39485982
fucking piece of shit cunt!

>>39503405
>bragging about superior knowledge of online pedo circles

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>>39502589
It's ok anon. Don't feel ashamed. There's nothing disgusting about gay love.

god this thread is vile

>>39503520
>most pathetic depraved disgusting things you've done?
>thread is vile
No fucking shit.

>>39486671
You know the story, anon!! Blagahaggaggagaggagaga!!... WEED the fuck out!

>>39503465
More like proud I'm not some moralfagging cucked neo-4chan user.

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>>39503520
>Newfag hasn't seen fridgebro yet

Just took a dick pick where a woman and her husband are going for a kiss and I put me dick in yhe middle. I just sent her on private messege with the words "Oh no what are they kissing!"

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>>39486494
>I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent

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>>39497692
>be guy working at self storage facility
>bored as fuck, nothing to do
>remember that weird dude that comes in every day and spends a few hours in his unit
>he must have some weird shit in there
>maybe a porn collection or something
>decide to go see
>use master key to unlock his unit when he's not there
>walk in
>see this

>>39499842
>implying there are any 29 year old women on r9k
post timestamped pic or fuck off

>>39489949
somewhat related
I use the oils from my own hair as lubrication when stroking it, still do
sink water and saliva dries up too quickly

>fapped in church (was around 17 years old I think)

>fapped and cummed on a qt's lipstick

entry level shit, I don't have many opportunities

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>>39486869
I remember jury-rigging a makeshift onahole by taping a latex glove to the inside of a toilet paper roll with tissue paper between the glove and cardboard acting as padding
turns out the glove was powdered on the inside for grip and I had no sensation in my flesh hammer for a week afterwards

>>39503560
Not that bad desu and it would take a day or two to clean it 100%.

>>39504147
>it would take a day or two to clean it

Have you ever seven Hoarders Buried Alive? Usually it takes more than two days and some psychological counseling.

>>39504443
>seven

seen*

>>3950217
> be me
> be retarded 8 year old that hangs out with autist
> neighbors have a duck land in their back yard and lay a bunch of eggs
> me and autist friend decide one day to steal some of the eggs
> I attack the mother with a stick to scare her away
> nab the eggs and place them in a push
> Because we are retarded the eggs crack and there are pretty developed duck embryos in each
> the rest of the eggs freeze because the mother never came back.

Thats pretty much it.

>>39502176
Well It tried to get her to have sex with me before I even knew what sex was. We would also play truth or dare and I always made her show me her pussy. I consider it molestation because she was like six at the time. I was like 8.

>>39485917
for the past 10 years i've eaten my semen whenever i masturbate at least once a day

>>39504812
also does anyone else like masturbating outdoors at night? i've got into a habit of going out at 3am sitting in a field somewhere and fapping

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i would argue i am in the top 1% of depravity in the world. just below murderers and rapists.

>>39504866
If you've never actually hurt/molested anyone then you're not that bad.

>>39485917
One time I was playing in the creek and I found an inflatable boat and I fucked it so hard that I cut my dick

>>39486781
I did this too anon.

>>39505032
yeah that's very true mainly because i don't like the idea of prison

>>39486993
absolute f lad

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>9 years ago
>be 13
>my uncle remarries with some younger hot chick
>stay over their house one day
>she always joke flirts
>get really horny and go through her underwear
>take her thong and cum on it
>realize i can't put it back so I flush it down the toilet
>they call a plumber to unclog it
>he takes it out of the pipe and I stayed silent the entire time

That was an awkward visit

There was this guy in my college who would obviously take pictures of girls and then go to the Physics wing bathroom and stay there for like 20 minutes.
Weirdest fucker ever.

>>39503506
Besides fecal matter in anal sex. It's a cesspool of germs

>>39503558
Where are pedos these days anyways, besides Omegle and prison

>>39499842

> 9 year
> his little dick in me and came.
>came

nope. kids dont produce cum at the age of 9 you faggot, stop posting this you fat fuck

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>>39497692
nice to see you again man

>>39485917
once upon a time, I paid a transvestite prostitute to blow me.

>>39490541
>chewing on a mechanical pencil

>>39505390
maybe she(?) meant a dry orgasm

>>39505390
My first fap was at the age of 7 and I released cum. I don't know if it had semen in it obviously but I orgasmed and ejaculated.

It was the scariest I've ever been in my life, I thought I broke my little wang and that I'd have to go to the hospital.

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>>39495225
>Tells her I was looking for my memory card

I have not kekd so hard

>>39486494
god damn it fucking lost

>>39486198
Iphone or Galaxy desu

>grade 9
>masturbated in French class

The teacher was a kind of hot milf/cougar

>>39486858
did you get a splinter

>>39494117
>half the posts in this thread are about getting knotted
>women are fucking disgusting.
this.. if I knew a woman who fucked a dog or any animal I would slut-shame her so hard I'd drive her to suicide