Who else fell for the nice car meme?

Where you fucked up is not buying a 2008 ZR1

>>38007233
that half asian dude from california had a nice car too

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Shoulda got a comfy c4 m8

>>38007260
Dude don't compare a 3 series to a fucking corvette.
>>38007253
Its all a dick measuring contest desu
>>38007317
pleb

you need a truck to get chicks I think, vettes are cool though

>>am not a complete douche
>is materialistic and genuinely stupid
I will never understand you idiots it's a car

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>>38007364
Anon pls, I'll offer you what I paid for my c4 for your z06 and 8 years, and you'll take it.

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Car culture is a fucking joke. Women are way more likely to talk to you if you have a cool car like pic related and it's a lot cheaper than these fake identical plastic and golfcart sportscars

You fucked up by getting a car that is exclusively driven by 60 year old white dudes with boring personalities. Corvettes have never been cool

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>>38007233
>Who else fell for the nice car meme
Someone actually comes to mind.

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>>38007233
>corvette
>not driving a master race Mercedes, Audi, or BMW

You fags really have no idea. Thank god I grew up in CT so I'd at least know what a respectable car is.

Coming from a girl: girls will only give a shit about you being rich or having nice things if you don't fit their other criteria (attractive, good personality, etc). If you have these qualities (you say you're not bad looking and have a decent personality) then what the fuck are you doing

>>38007403
I know its just a car but it projects status and power which women (who are not waifu material but idc) are looking for.
>>38007465
Yea you might as well get gender reassignment surgery if you're driving that.
>>38007517
>tfw you'll never be prince of the streets in santa barbara
>>38007512
Literally any patriotic blonde american woman gets a tingle in their vagina every time they see a vette

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>>38007574
I'm not a virgin :3

>>38007573
You know I think its not about what I am doing but more about what I am not doing.. I don't really go anywhere besides the grocery store and gas station plus I work from home. Ill go to the park for a jog but its awkward just to approach women who are working out with their headphones in. I cant go to any bars because I am 20 and not allowed to drink.

Also how about we go for a ride babe? ;)

>>38007544
All three of those brands are driven by pretentious fags who think they have money but don't realize they are the most normal scum ever. It's like thinking you're special because you drink starbucks.

>>38007574
>literally every blonde American woman over 40 gets turned on by a Corvette
Fixed that for you.

C4 vettes are solid budget track cars, I'll give you that. I drive an A5 as my daily and a 964-era 911 at the track and definitely get laid more than any of you ancient faggots in your corvettes.

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>>38007856
c4 life desu famalam

>>38007856
>>38007875
The only C4 I want is the one that will blow up those relics.

Also guys what is a good social media platform? is twitter too old to join now? every normie I meet asks me for a normie media account but I don't have one

>>38007856
Nice taste. I would never get a base model Audi though. If it doesn't have an S or an RS in front of it it's crap.

>>38007988
>what is a good social media platform?

uuuuuuuuuuuh lol come on dude

I use kageshi.com/rooms/arcanine/ and you dont even want to know what that is.

i only like c3's, c4 is nice but like most 80s - 90's cars just looks like junk these days.

>>38008004
I would agree if it was my only car. I strongly considered going for an S5, but I don't need a car that fast as my daily and it'd get me into trouble. I drove an RSX-S as my daily for a long time before that and decided that was as fast as I'd ever want in an everyday car.

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>only using cars as a mode of transport

>>38007875
There's something quite comfy about the shittiness of the south

OP if you're still in the thread, why don't you email me? [email protected]

I'm a NEET and I could use $500-$1000 for a new computer to help me survive, while you're apparently rich.

If you're willing to share details of your life i'll discuss this with you and make some suggestions. If you find the suggestions helpful you can pay me after the fact, with no obligation if you don't find it helpful enough. You'll have to be willing to share some details of your life (ie can't be cagey as fuck) and I can't be your friend personally but I think I can help.

>>38007465
>trying to pick up women with a miniature Snap-on truck

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>>38008178
You aren't wrong, anon.

>>38007544
>tfw have a 7 Series but will almost certainly die a KHHV

>>38008150
this
a truly mobile life that maximizes your expenses to comfy ratio

>>38007403
Not op but
>be nice introverted guy
>have no romantic success
>get convinced by people online that buying a nice flashy car might get you attention from women
>doesn't get any attention
>go to a place where you consider yourself among peers to express your woes
>this anon calls you materialistic and stupid

Who's really the stupid one here? Anon may be ignorant but he's not stupid enough to not try. You're just an ass though.

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>>38007233
It's because you live in the first world OP, move to shittier country and many women will have sex with you just because of your money.

>>38007233
Easiest way is to just be more social. Seriously just start hanging out with enough new people and I guarantee 1 of them will have at least 1 friend who is attracted to you

>>38007512
this, the car is an old meme for oldfucks, a motorcycle would help you more on getting some pussy

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>>38008214
hahaha dude I am not filthy ferrari rich and also not a fucking charity
>>38008453
but the problem is you have to have friends to be in a social situation like a party or something which I literally do not have... I want to get a normie media account to see if I can connect with people. I have also tried getting laid through tinder but you apparently I need to project a fun live style (car alone wont cut it) or be chad looking.. I have been told that I am cute but definitely don't have a chad body or face. I am more of just slightly above average.
>>38008597
I am planning on getting pic related they look fun

>>38007233
You don't need to have somewhere to go to drive. Become the lonely driver anon, drive to your local curvy section and practice going faster and faster.

If you don't want the corvette I'll take it desu.

If you want to pick up chicks buy a Miata, girls like cute cars. Corvettes look and sound menacing to normies, and I doubt you can pull off dark and mysterious.

>>38007233

99% of women know basically nothing about cars, and they couldn't tell you if a corolla or a corvette was a faster car. all you're doing is impressing dudes by having an expensive car.

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>>38008708
I literally look like the mexican batman.

>>38008823
well shit nigger you should have started with that you spic, no car will get you laid

>>38008823

bro you're mexican and drive a z06 and you can't fuck a mexican bitch? And you have a decent face?

>>38007233
>drive a 2010 volkswagen jetta
>standard grey, cheapest options, only 1.5l injection
>not only have had gfs, but have gotten head in the car itself
lmao a car wont fix your mental issues

>>38007233
That's a tasteless nouveau riche car.

>>38007512
Yup o God so much this: pretty much exclusively for mid-40s plus guys who probably also have a fuckin Harley Davidson

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>>38008877
I have seen ugly blacks with beautiful white women, so being a bit brown isn't the issue here. Stop living in pol's world. I think i look a bit like rdj honestly

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>>38007233
I like my Tacoma. I even got it in a 6 speed manual.

>>38008919
yes its a mystery to me too my man..

I think I like the way C5 Z06 Corvettes look better than the C4 ZR1 Corvettes

>>38007574
>Literally any patriotic blonde American woman gets a tingle in her vagina when...

What the fuck do you know about woman you stupid virgin?

>>38009651
blease no buli

>>38009050
no no, no you don't, not ugly maybe, look like him absolutely not, you have like 3 hairs on your chin and the fat rolls on your neck ugh, your skins all fucked and that Doc Ock haircut is retarded, just

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>>38009770
That was a bad pic, it was after a day of working outside so I look dark and oily. Here's another try