/penis problems/ general

mine curves to the right, otherwise we're dick bros

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I woke up like this
Pls diagnose

>>38007592
There are bumps on the lower part of my shaft and Im a KHV. Im kind of worried about how to treat it since it hurts to touch my dick or even take a shower.

>>38007698
How do you fap?
Do you have skype?

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>5.5-6 inch long dick with the same for girth
>uncut but with phimosis
>bigger than average testicules according to women
>can only cum from blowjobs
>produce a lot of cum so I need a towel instead a tissue for cleanup
>just turned 30 and sex drive is higher than ever
>can't stop myself from stroking it in the morning before work and needing to clean myself up before work.

>>38007675
Fuck you faggot, now i cant get this pic out of my head. Go to the closest urologist fast, and post this cancerous shit here ever again, fuck you again.
Besides look at your fingers, no wonders your dick got infested with mold

>>38007592
hah mine's just straight up sideways

My doc botched my circumcision when I was born so I have a weird scarline around the middle of my dick that makes it king of thicker round the middle. Lots of skin bridging because of it

>>38007727
I dont have Skype right now. My computer needs to get its hard drive fixed and i dont download apps on my phone.
How I do it though would be the standard up and down motion or laying down though.

Mine stinks.

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>>38007592
>cut dick with extremely loose circumcision (never used lube to masturbate or understood the dry dick memes until I started posting here)
>only 4 inches
>pencil dick as well
>been told it's qt by several anons
>not a trap though
Why hasn't science fixed microdicks yet?

>>38007675
Fuck you for making me open that

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>>38007739
That isn't mold retard. They're tastebuds. I'm technically eating ass while fucking your oneitis from the back.

>>38007675
JESUS DO A SPOILER NEXT TIME
GOD DAMMIT

>>38007765
Can't believe that's never been posted before!

Also, wash your dick with mouthwash, particularly focusing on the head. Within a couple days it will smell better.

>>38007592
Would posting your dick here count as a selfie? Theres an issue with mine Im concerned about

>>38007791
Your filthy ass fingers aren't helping either, you dirty faggot. Are you homeless? why cant you keep up with simple things like hygiene, you are already cut, is it that hard to wash your fucking dick once a day so it wont end up looking like this? No girl will ever suck or sit on that.

>>38007675
Wtf is wrong with your dick anon?

>>38007675
someone fried your dick and tried to eat it.

>>38007675
anyway looks like pearly penile papules gone wrong but i dont think you can just wake up with them.

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>all these cut dicks itt

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>>38007675
>>38007791
>>38007739
>>38007788
>>38007805
>>38007886
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE A PINK CAULIFLOWER!

>>38007736
you have a block dick?

>>38007592
>curves to the left
Other than that mine is the average friendly penis

>>38007592
Uncut, but suffered a masturbation accident where my foreskin got ripped of the back of my dickhead.

>25
>Low sensitivity
>Just go soft during sex because I don't really feel anyhting and my mind wanders
>tfw compulsive masturbation for a decade ruined my life

>Anyone got it worse than me?

My parents paid a stranger to chop off part of my genitals before I was old enough to open my eyes because they believed an invisible sky wizard wanted them to.

>>38007592
>/penis problems/
it exists

>dick is 25x24cm
>3 chances at sex
>first 2 straight up told me it just wasn't physically possible this was going to happen
>one gave it an actual chance and the other 2 were right
>the resulting pity blowjob was also a no-go
>entire underside of the head has extraordinarily noticeable and sensitive PPP
>not enough foreskin so erections hurt and masturbation requires lube despite being entirely uncut
>unrelated penile fracture means theres an area midshaft thats softer and if it bends its the dick equivalent of being kicked in the balls
>inb4 pics
I got a thing with being photographed.

>have Veno-occlusive dysfunction
>no cure
>will literally never have sex
>just just the meme "wahh I'm 22 and I'm only 6" long virgem 4 life", I mean it's physically impossible.
>be mildly attractive so I get hit on semi regularly if I ever go outside
>Turn down every girl ever
>Everyone thinks I'm a closet gayfag

>>38008871
>closetgay
Well, you COULD get into that. Your asshole still works, right? So, just get a chick into that and be willing to wear a strap yourself or just take an effeminate guy.

>>38007698
look up "fordyce spots" mate

>vitiligo patches on scrotum and dick
>reverse vitiligo patches on scrotum and dick
>chronic eczema on scrotum and dick

How do I fix phimosis?

>>38009092
Put your index fingers inside and stretch it.

>>38009092
A high and loose circumcision cured mine and no loss of sensitivity either

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>>38007592
>4 inches
>pathetic girth
>discolored
I'm genetically destined to remain a virgin forever. I'm ugly too, so there truly isn't any hope for me. I often wonder what I did to deserve this.

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>>38009092
Hot baths while stretching your foreskin like a balloon.
Takes about 3 months

>>38009110
I can barely put one finger inside

>>38009092

A lot of people have had good results with gradual stretching over time, combined with a prescription anti-inflammatory steroid cream like betamethasone after stretch sessions. You need a prescription for betamethasone cream. It isn't over the counter. It must be used carefully; you don't want to get it all over the penis, because it can thin the skin. It should just be applied after stretching sessions to the part that was stretched, the lips of the foreskin.

>>38009142
Thanks, I will try it

>>38007592
I also have pencil dick, phimosis and fordyce spots. Considering circumcision.

>>38009169

That's not that bad desu.

Out of curiosity, did your doctor or parents ever retract your foreskin when you were a baby? That can lead to scarring and constriction, preventing the foreskin from developing properly.

I guess you wouldn't really know unless you asked them, and it was probably a long time ago so they might not even remember.

>>38009231
I haven't asked them about it but I read somewhere that it is not unusual for that to happen while young, so I guess they didn't think much of it

>>38008305
Me except I'm 26. Can bust in 3 minutes while fapping but give me a pussy and I go soft or never nut

>>38009286

It's too bad if that did happen. It could be the reason why you're dealing with this shit now.

It's important never to retract the foreskin of a baby. Some people think that forcing the foreskin of a baby back prevents phimosis, but it actually causes it.

>>38009220
Just stretch that shit you stupid nigger. Circumcision will make masturbation harder and less pleasurable and if you're a robot masturbation is all you have.

>>38008305
>but muh masturbation
You're circumcised, aren't you ?
Just wait until he comes out and admits it. It's the same thing with every fucking retard that bitches about decreased sensitivity.

>>38007592
>pencil dick
>skin bridge from botched circumcision

>>38007821
>wash your dick with mouthwash

I've heard that pure rubbing alcohol and lemon juice work better.

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>under 5 inches
>literally fucking BENT
>other problems with it but these two make me so angry.
How the fuck do I deal with a bent dick??? I don't think any woman would want that. They would probably ask if I "broke" my dick or some shit.

Has anyone here had sex with mild phimosis? If yes (lol), how was it?

I don't know if I'll be able to fully cure mine by September when uni starts for me.

>mine slightly bendt to the left
It pisses me off. I have to wear tight pants for work and no reason boners only make this bending worse.

>>38007592
>5.5 in
circumcised

god why me

Scrotal webbing makes it look smaller.

>>38011027
>5.5 in
not that bad

>dick curves to the left
>Fordyce spots
>phrenulum breve
>first time when I pulled foreskin back was at age 22
Fordyce spots (among other things) killed my self-esteem too. During puberty I was scared I had some sort of disease, but I was too ashamed to tell anyone. Took me four years to find the courage to ask a doctor, who just told me it was harmless.

>uncut
>7 inches
>never had an issue with phimosis

Oh wait those are all positives :^)

>>38011174
It's the circumcision that sucks

I suppose I should consider myself lucky that I have a loose circumcision even though I'm still fucking numb

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>vitiligo+ other strange white spots
wizardry here I come

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>Born in the late 90s in a liberal part of california

>Still got circumcised

>mutated a rare shitty genetic condition

>everyone trying to help only wound up giving me anger issues, but never turned violent

>one thing lead to another leading me here now, angry at the world going to a shit tier uni

You ever wonder if life if just a game where the goal is to make you either succeed or kill yourself

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>>38011388
GO GET HELP HOLY SHIT

Is 6.5 inches too small ?

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>4 inch pinch
>really bad phimosis

>was scared to tell gf for fear of rejection
>work up the courage one day and let it be known
>she's ok with it
>couldn't have sex cause it hurt me
>couldn't get a bj cause it smelled

>>38013182
>it smelled
You need to figure out how to wash under your foreskin, mate. That's nasty.

>>38013239
The problem is I can't get under there, it's so bad it even effects the way I pee

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>these fags complaining about their dick is only 4 inches or that they have a pencil dick
>tfw only 1 single inch.
Feels fucking horrible man

>>38013468
Is that hard or flaccid?

>>38013483
Hard as a rock and a dimond combined.

>>38013182
>gf

get the FUCK OUT norman

Well, /r9k/ M.D. help me out here. Is there any way to fix a "cracked" dick? The head of my penis looks like an earthquake happened there. I'm about 99% sure it's from me washing it with soap for years which makes it dry.

I started to wash it only with water or with a special "intimate hygiene" soap but I'm not sure it's getting better.

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>>38007791
literally the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

>>38013468
If it makes you feel any better, anon. At least its cute instead of a dried up husk.

i have these problems:

>extreme sensitivity (feel a sting when i just poke it softly)
>short frenulum
>phimosis

i can't pull my foreskin all the way back when i'm erect and i can't even touch my penis head without feeling pain. anybody been in the same boat and got any advice on how to fix it?

>>38013750
Stretching, steroid cream (ask a doctor), and shower head on lowest setting to curb extreme sensitivity.

>>38014064
>shower head on lowest setting to curb extreme sensitivity.
had never thought of that, i'm gonna try that next time i take a shower.

>>38010358
I would not be surprised, but I think more people have mouthwash

>>38007787
i prettyy much am the same without being told it's qt by several anons ;_;

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>6 inch pencil dick
>have moles (flat brown spots like big freckles) on my shaft
>cut
>pain after masturbation on the bottom rim of head
I have a feeling that I got the short straw - At least I'll be a virgin forever.

>>38007592
>fordyce spots
>curved to the left
>ballsack full of scars from removal of several cysts
>get smegma really fast, even though I clean daily
A-at least I have average length and girth

>>38007787
Loose to very loose cut usually just gives the benefits of uncut without the risks of weird foreskin shit

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Help, I woke up like this

>circumsised
>ten o clock curve to the left
>flat
Is a 10:00 curve alright..?

>>38014634
Also
>mole on the head
>skin is darker around the head
Kill me

>>38007592
Everything but the pencil dick. My ugly curve makes up for it.

>tfw pearly penile papules

sure it is not a disease, but sure it looks like one

>>38010801
Somewhat painful but depending on how horny/nervous you are you can just ignore it and keep going.
My gf tore my foreskin, but I was cumming so hard I couldn't tell her to stop. Stung like a bitch for two weeks though.

>>38014561
grab it with both hands and rub it for a while until sticky white peepee comes out

Short frenelum breve
Steroid creme won't help with that.
Only way is to undergo surgery, which I won't because I am too much of a coward.

>>38009142
How do I know when to stop stretching?

>>38015471
When you can pull it back all the way while erect.

>>38015500
No, like during a stretching session, when do you know to stop stretching?

>>38015524
You stretch till the point it hurts, ease back till a tiny bit till it doesn't hurt, hold for 30 seconds, relax it for a minute, repeat 5 times for 1 session, then do 5 sessions a day spread at least an hour apart.
Day 1. 2 stretches per session: 2 sessions a day
Day 2. 3 stretches per session: 2 sessions a day
Day 4. 5 stretches: 2 sessions
Day 5. 5 stretches: 3 sessions
Day 7. 5 stretches: 5 sessions
Maintain schedule.

If you go in too quick or try to stretch it to fast or too much it can cause damage.
IF IT HURTS EASE BACK PARAMETERS. Seriously, nerve damage doesn't heal. Ever.

>botched circumcision
I have two skin bridges on my dick. On that connects my shaft to the head, and another that is on the top of my shaft. The one that is on the top of my shaft eventually fills with smegma and the smegma naturally falls out about every two years. I wish I could clean it ou without letting it fill up and fall out naturally over the course of time, but it is extremely hard to do.
Luckily no girls have seemed to notice them, and if they have, they don't care.

>>38015722
And I stretch the sides of the foreskin opening like a balloon? Not the actual opening?

Sorry for all the questions. This shit has just gotten to a point where it's starting to be a huge burden in my life.

>8 inches
>Cut
>Thick
>Forever alone
Why?

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>>38016276
Actual opening. Use q-tips if the fingers too big.
Pic related blue ring is where pressure is being applied. Apply to the actual ring not below it.

>>38016626
Thank you so much, anon. I really do appreciate it a lot.

>>38007592
Who /has different penis pigmentation/ here? My penis is noticeably darker than surrounding area.

>>38016655
Gotta spread the knowledge, man. Dad's of the previous gen never had to know this so its up to us to revive the old ways in case, god forbid, any of us manage to have kids and become fathers who make CORRECT decisions with our children who may also face these issues some day.

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I have a pretty thin benis, but the main problem is the massive vein. I've had it my entire life so I'm guessing it's from being a cutfag. Also I'm overly sensitive and cum quickly.

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>>38007592
>tfw epididymitis
>can't fap
>right nut is swollen
>right abdominal area hurts as well
>if i fap it hurts even moer
a chaste life is the life for me

>7 and a half but just barely passes the toilet paper roll test

I won the lottery, but at the same time I lost

>>38016729
What is this "toilet paper test" i keep hearing about?
If the dick fits thats bad?
If the dick definitely can't fit is that good?

>>38016781
This revolves around the tube not the actual paper, right?
Or did i miss something.*

>>38016781
>>38016794
Stick your dick in a toilet paper tube

The harder to fit, the better

You pass if you feel the edges on all sides

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>>38016781

its a test for girht

>tfw 7 inch
>circumcised
>really noticeable ppp
Just fuck my shit up senpai. Only girl to ever see my dick swore I had herpes or something. Jokes on her though, she got some nasty shit from fucking too many dudes in campus bathrooms

>3.75" girth
just end it all

>>38016805
So not fitting is good, right? Is there an actual universal measurement of toilet paper tube diameter?

>>38007592
my johnson is like 4''8 inches
totally unusable

Who /restoring/ here?

Fuck the kikes for mutilating me, but at least I have a loose cut with some skin to stretch.

>>38016837

The tragic irony about this 'test' is that there is no standard size of toilet roll tube, they vary dramatically depending on the brand.

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>tfw 5 x 5.5 dick
It's a short rocket

>>38016688

is the vein hard? looks more like a lymph vessel to me

>>38008305
Feels bro. I know what u talkin bout.

>>38016878
See, this is why i fucking asked. I use charmin and there's just no fucking way i'm fitting but i KNOW there's just statistically no way my dicks some star destroyer sized shit either.

>>38016878
>>38016927

thats charmin in the pic

i think tp tubes are about 5.5 around, no? how much do they vary?

>>38011388
vitiligo is harmless, the white spots are papules.

I can't figure out how to masturbate supine. I sincerely can't. I only know how to masturbate prone. I can't find a fucking "how to" that dumbs it down enough for me, and I can't find anyone to teach me. At this point, I'm willing to use Grindr, and I'm not even gay.

>>38007675
Put some fucking water on it, Jesus fucking Christ

>>38016942
No clue. This is why i asked. I use Ultra Strong but they also got that double roll shit too that i know has a smaller tube for same size to fit toilet roll holders then you get generic shit thats 1-ply but the tubes bigger to make it seem the same size as actual brands.

>>38016899
No, it basically just goes down when pressed.

>>38016368
Who else /average benis/ here?

>>38007675
>I woke up like this
Sounds like one of those at people whose hella fucken proud ahaha 'i woke up like this'll if I woke up like that I'd S T A Y W O K E

>>38013468
itfkb
How old are you?

>>38016975
tfw no pronebros

>>38016975
I had to learn too.
Basically, take it slow and get a sex toy or something if you have to.

>>38017570
Did you used to do it prone?

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> perfect penis type
> unfortunately, it's small

anyone else share this feel?

my cockhead is shaped like a fucking bullet. is that a pencil dick or does pencil dick refer to the girth?

>>38017638
>is that a pencil dick or does pencil dick refer to the girth?
girth

>>38016975
>I can't figure out how to masturbate
Just cutlet things

>>38015500
Like, there's just enough room for it to retract or I can comfortably stretch it? I'm kind of worried about ending up like that pic of a guy who fit an audio cassette in his foreskin.

>>38007592
I have a bit of fordyce. Does this scare women off? I just saw online you can get it somewhat removed. Haven't looked much into it.

>>38007592
i have a freckle on mine

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Can't seem to find the dam circumcision scar can someone help

>>38013045
Nice bait m80

>>38007592
dude technically i have no phimoses and im
content with the size but one problem is that my
foreskin has a little piece of it grown together with the tip D: which means i can barely pull it under that even if i otherwise have no phimosis. and i have no clue how this could have happend and it pisses me of so much! because my parents know about this but they never did anything like letting a doctor look over it >.<

>>38018251
Just cut it

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>>38018251
>D:
> >.<
nigger what are you doing

>Uncut
>7 inches
>almost vertical when erect

Please tell me I'm not alone

>>38018148
Holy mother of god what did they do

>>38007675
>tfw this pic doesn't effect you at all because you are actually from a first world country were people don't mutilate their babies genitals for fun.

>>38007675
I want to suck on your dick and also be fucked by it. All those bumps looks like it would give it some interesting textures.Omg what's wrong with me?

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10cm pencil dick reporting in. FeelsBad

>>38019756
USA is first world

>>38010801
What university? Mine starts in september too.

My penis is 15cm long and somewhat thick, straight and very beautiful over all but i have phimosis and mild fordyce spots in the lower part of it

How much would it cost me to fix my phimosis?
Do women consider the spots a deal breaker? Like i said it's few of them and they are the same color of my penis

>>38020122
>Do women consider the spots a deal breaker? Like i said it's few of them and they are the same color of my penis
Women dont care about spots

>>38019999
University of Texas. Technically it starts August 30th, but you know what I mean.

>>38007592


I hate traps who has a bigger dick than me.

>>38019943
I'm so sorry famalam.

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>>38007675
c-can you try and pop one them?

>>38020179
That's good to hear, i thought as much but then again nowadays women watch porn and they look at the perfect big dicks there which may increase their standards a lot
I'm worried because the girl i like posts Johnny Sins, brazzers and porhub jokes all the time

>>38020361
>I'm worried because the girl i like posts Johnny Sins, brazzers and porhub jokes all the time
Why would you go after a slut?

>>38020376
Because i fucking love her, i know her since she was 14 (she's now 20) and even though she friendzoned me years ago i can't cut her out of my life no matter how hard i try to. I keep telling myself that one day maybe she'll like me back
She's catholic and not a slut at all, in fact she rejected the guy she loves because he wanted to have casual sex with her, she says sex is very important to her and she would only do it with someone who have been with her for a long time
Women make sex jokes and imply they watch porn for attention all the time this doesn't make them sluts

>>38007675
wash you're dick, wear some soft pants. it just looks dry, nothing serious

>>38007592
>fordyce spots
Is there a way to get rid of those?
They are destroying my self confidence. I had a chance to get laid one time but i was to afraid that she would be grossed out.

>>38017075
Does that hurt when you press down on it?

>>38020541

>catholic girl
>post dicks jokes

She is a slut, bruh.
She wants a guy with a big penis who will "ove her" forever.