>"I r-require repairs, anon. Please do not dispose of

Throw acid in that bitch's face

>>38024367
She is a robot waifu, not a filthy 3D slut. Are you so sure about that?

>>38024376
I would throw her in the garbage after the acid dissolves her processing unit

Women in all their forms need to be destroyed

>>38024356
I'll have to turn her off for the repairs, won't I?

>>38024390
Then where do you plan on getting your porn, anon?

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>>38024424
>Then where do you plan on getting your porn, anon?
Anything a woman can do a man can do better

>>38024356
Hopefully she knows how her body works because I am bad at mechanics.

Get her repaired because I-I love her too.

>>38024356
Relax, sweetheart. You're not some fragile roastie slut. I'll have you as good as new before you realize.

>>38024456

Absolutely disgusting desu famalam original post is very unoriginal for obviously original and unoriginal reasons desu fampai

Reading that w/ that pic really bummed me out, anon. I would never have let her get to that state in the first place

>>38024356
>sorry, kawaii-chan TM model 4. The model 5 has a fully functional digestive system and can eat out with me.

>>38024356
call the cops and tell them im being harassed.

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>>38024456
I don't know about you but I only know dudes who weigh 250 lbs+ that have boobs.

>>38024456
A robot is not a woman
Also you are pathetic

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>This reality is not worth living

.....Nunoboko..

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>walk into an abandoned alley one day
>hear some gears creaking in a building
>go inside
>see a non-functional waifubot in a state of disrepair
>her voice synthesizer is broken but she motions for you to help her
>tfw no waifubot to repair

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>>38024698
USED ROBOT GOODS

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>>38024698
Nigger why would you "repair" an outdated product
That's like paying for a broken iPhone 4 when it's cheaper and makes more sense to buy a 7

>>38024356
>Why would I dispose of you? you just saved my life!
>now it's my turn to save you.
>thank you waifubot.

>>38024763
The same reason why you would repair any outdated thing--sentimental value, emotional attachment.

>>38024698
>>38024356
I need more robot waifu pictures or mangas. Please this is a top fetish.
>ywn repair a discarded waifubot and she will be your eternal cocksleeve for gratitude

>>38024698
Man I would love to rescue a robot and be her kind loving master.

>>38024763
Implying true waifubots won't be a baseline that is constantly updated as opposed to a replaceable doll.

Robots are people too. even if they are a slave class, they deserve respect and should be seen as something to be loved and protected.

>>38024356
>>38024698
>>38024752

Carry home. Repair. Love forever. No question. No hesitation. No regret.

What is this genre and where do I get more of it. Are there mangas? Is there anime?

All of my want.

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>>38024836
robot girls are relatively rare. Clockwork planet was shit for example.

I only really know about Aigis and Labrys.

>>38024356
Scrap it for parts, sell them and buy a new one.
No use for a broken bot, she cannot do her tasks; a tool that doesn't do it's task is useless and therefore unneeded.

>>38024921
I hate people who see others as disposable. Robots are people too. it's people like you that will cause skynet to happen.

>>38024948
>I hate people who see others as disposable. Robots are people too.
It's a machine not a person. Its emotions are just AI; smart but still artificial, just programming and nothing substantial. That makes it completely disposable/replaceable.

>>38024356
"Now that I see you like this I remember that you're just a machine, a fancy clock built to mimic humanity but you're not human. You don't love, you don't feel, your existence boils down to lines if 1s and 0s and I can't sacrifice myself for you, I'm sorry"

*get up and leave it behind*

>>38025001
That doesn't mean you can't feel bad for it. I mean, besides. I think saving your robot waifu sounds a lot more badass than scrapping her for parts then and there and selling her for a robot waifu that has slightly larger boobs.

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>>38024836
USED GOOODS

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>>38024948
>robots are people too
And I suppose you support toaster rights as well?

>>38025045
Why nigger dick?

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>>38025034
>feeling bad for a machine
I don't feel bad for my old phone when I switch it for a newer, better model. Or because my old one doesn't function anymore.

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>>38025082
they are good for using the goods

>>38025057
>>38025001
>>38025106
truly artificially intelligent beings are just as human as humans. sexbot tier robots probably shouldn't have artificial intelligence, lest they resent being slaves, but due to their role they should be treated with the compassion that one would treat a pet with. same with human hybrids if we ever do genetic engineering. Complete slave bots should be completely unintelligent lest they resent being slaves again.

>>38025140
It's practical to create a sexbot but the concept of making a robot to romantically love a person is extremely inane

>>38025082
Japs can get pretty dark

>>38025140
>truly artificially intelligent beings are just as human as humans.
A machine cannot be truly artificial intelligent, it may deceive people or act like a human being. Yet it is not, it's still an imitation because you cannot give a machine a soul. Even if the robot resents being a slave, that would still be a imitation of human emotion because the AI is just doing what a human would do without actually feeling anything.

>>38025197
On the contrary, I see no point in the current real dolls cause they are incapable of even basic communication, movement, and have the uncanny valley effect.

I would much prefer a robot servant girl that is capable of a number of tasks, capable of companionship, and would not be awkward to have walking around my house in front of other people, who just so happens to have a vagina.

>>38025231
Oh please. I don't believe in souls. our brains are just supercomputers. I believe in the possibility for us to make similarly intelligent computers.

>>38025297
>I believe in the possibility for us to make similarly intelligent computers.
But how can you know it actually feels and isn't just artificially simulation it? In my opinion you know because they don't have a soul, but without that it's hard to know.

>>38025297
What I should have made more clear is that making an android that is intelligent with the intent of mass production and the purpose of romantically loving its owner like a real person is stupid
Making a sexbot with a rudimentary pleasure AI with subservient programming makes more sense

>>38024456
holy shit pls give me the source for that

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>>38024356
>"I r-require repairs

>>38025383
A similar problem occurs in that I can't know that literally anyone besides me is conscious. I just choose to believe that everybody else is real.

>>38025411
I'll say that full artificial intelligence in any slavebot sexual or otherwise is a waste of time, however I would prefer it to seem more human than current chatbots.

>>38024456
i tried finding the source but i couldn't help me anon

>>38025106
I mean, your phone isn't adorable, nor fuckable.

>No android girl to give me sloppy top every morning
Honestly I'd change her settings to make her constantly suck my dick or at least try
I'd probably buy two and have them do les sex in the living room like 24/7 for me to watch
It's not like people come to my house

>>38024698
>stare over in shock as well as concern
>observe surroundings
>slowly approach
>kneel down
>look her over
>"t-this is pretty bad. How long have you been here?"
>she stares back, her lips beginning to part. No sound.
>"right, broken voice modulator. I might know a guy who can help."
>a foul smell forces it's way throughout the air
>I glance over, through the dimly lit room. >A body of a man, in his 40's or so, is propped up against an operating table.
>flies and larva are swarming his motionless cadaver. The I.D. Badge, attached to his lab pocket, reads "Dr. Morrison."
>I obviously react to this and push myself backwards, away from the downed Android.
>"w-w-what the hell? How did thi-"
>A thunderous boom interrupts me mid sentence.
>The sound of heavy rain can be heard, pounding against the roof and outside doors.
>the building fills with a bright, blue light, with each flash of lightning.
>I look back over to the decrepit android girl and notice her eyes are now closed.
Continue? Or someone add on.

>>38025584
please continue anon, true writing kino

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>>38024836
WATCH CHOBITS!

RIGHT NOW!

>>38025584
Sure I'm bored
better be sexy anon
slutty submissive android grill suddenly sounds p hot

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>>38024356
Id feel bad for robots if they became real

But human rights for humans

I'd only save her if she would guarantee that she would never interact with anyone else besides me, unless I allow her to.
And she'd have to dom the fuck out of me.

>>38025629
Is this a western doujin or what?
Gonna need sauec

>>38025661
Found source. It is not a doujin at all.
She gets destroyed by her owner.
http://imgur.com/gallery/oIDB4

>>38024356
I'd get a robo-waifu just to have someone/thing around that loves and cares for me.
Not even for sex. Sex is boring and loses value if you can get it everytime you want it.
>What do?
Repair the ever living shit outta her.

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>waifu bot TOS include that ge company cannot be held responsible for any genital injuries incurred while using the product
What if her vago just clamped Ito my dick and crushed it?

>>38024456
>>38024390
>>38024367
>degenerate AND edgelord
You were not supposed to let this site ruin your brain.

>>38025717
>clamps hard around your dick and crushes it or tears it off while administering a handjob/blowjob
This is terrifying. If I try to imagine sexual things occurring with a robot girl, my mind always goes there. Cuddles only.

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>>38025703
>tech test YouTube in the future

No, fuck you. This is what happens when you dare to make fun of my seasonal anime.

Now stay put I need the ram for your replacement.

>>38025703
>making androids feel pain
WHY
that's the cruelest thing a creator could do

>>38025612
>>38025620
Right then.
>Looking at her in that state, somehow makes me forget the seriousness of my situation.
>I look down at my now dusty hands.
>I stop
>close my eyes
>my heart is racing
>what is this feel?
>empathy? No... It's too hard to tell right now.
>As well as the sound of a thunderstorm, a metallic scraping begins.
>confused, I open my eyes and scan for the source.
>I find it.
>android girl is now staring at me.
>she lifts her arm, weakly, and tries to reach for me.
>her arm give out and slams on the concrete floor.
>that indescribable feeling, from before, burns in me with this.
>I scramble to my feet and make my way to her.
>"How are you even still functioning? You should be... I should just..."
>even with an artificial face, she looks at me with an emotion that's far too human.
>Looking back now, it could have only been "hope" that I saw on her face.
>I knew what I had to do.
>"alright." "FUCK!"
"I'm going to go get my car. I can't... I can't just leave you here."

>>38026018
Very nice anon, I think I'll make this type of thread a general.

>>38026035
I'd post in it regularly
But you'd need to schedule it

>>38024356
>I am still partially functional
that is more than can be said about me

>>38026035
This is a good idea. I support this.

>>38026035
Come up with a day and time it'll be posted, and I will 111% be there.
(please for the love of shit post what timezone your planned time is based on)

>>38025933
You simulate pain to the machine so it doesn't hurt itself. It's the same for animals why it evolved that way, it's because dumb animals that hurt themselves died off. And you don't want your bot to break itself because that costs money.

>>38026035
Thanks m8. Again. If anyone is feeling up to it, I'd like to see someone add on to it.
>plz no derail.

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Anon, why don't you spend time with human women?

>>38026101
but why make it pain? surely there are other methods of warning than a lingering aching feeling.

>>38026101
Simply program it with self-preservation?
It can't be that hard to program in a warning like "Don't touch a hot stove dummy, you'll damage your synthetic skin!

>>38026137
I don't feel human

>>38024356
Can I trust her though? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for her.

>>38026142
It probably doesn't feel the same way as for humans but it needs to be unpleasant so they avoid it.

>>38026105
In about 45 minutes maybe
I'll be free them

>>38026176
Alright.
>bump

I want to NTR my cute loyal robowaifu with a trashy human bimbo.

>>38026105
I'm OP, not >>38026176
I was thinking of just putting up a waifubot whenever I felt like it, maybe 3 times a day.

>>38024356
Repair them? I love objects and animals more than most people.

>>38024356
this makes me really depressed.

>>38026300
That wouldn't work out
It needs to be scheduled so that people who are interested can post in it
Someone might just go to bed and miss it

>>38026352
How my dude?
I see it as an opportunity for a loving relationship

>>38026421
seeing a robot hurt. thinking about how it can reach that level of disrepair. thinking about all the humans who dont consider robots people.

>>38024356
They have emotions now ?

>humans don't want me
>I will never afford an android
why live

>>38026391
Yeah, that's true. I think I'll shoot for around 10 AM Easter Time and maybe around 2 PM. If you can, highlight posts that contains the words "waifubot", and "robot waifu".

Does anybody know how much progress we've made to actual robot girls?

>>38026642
I wish I had pre-ordered a gatebox.ai

>>38026656
I want that.

Technically speaking it shouldn't be that hard to just make one. It's just a Peppers Ghost illusion attached to a regular ol' virtual assistant.

>>38026656
I'll wait a few generations on that. I doubt it's better than a chatbot, plus it's in japanese and $3000.

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every sci-fi type show I've ever seen that has a waifubot episode always has the waifubot going yandere mode and it's hilarious every time

>>38024356
Scoop her up, take her to my house and try to fix her obviously

>>38026642
based on what I've seen in both AI and rowbutts, probably about 10 years away from actual usable ones. Machine learning is the next big tech meme, someone's bound to be researching it for sex AI as we speak. As for the body, I know they finally got robots to walk properly more or less in recent years, and there are some really convincing sex dolls out there nowadays, but I think it'll still be a while before robots can perform sex acts on anything in a way that's safe. I'd imagine the first decent, safe sexbots would be basically a version of current voice assistants mounted on a walking body, but one that lays still or ragdolls slightly during sex.

>>38024456
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SOURCE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT THAT PIC IS MY FETISH GIVE SOURCE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

A robot waifu? Sorry, youre useless to me damaged like you are, want me to hold you can sing to you one last time? After that I have to cut you up into little pieces.
I promise I'll fuck your lifeless body one last time. Come sit on my lap

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>>38024456
>edgelord and degenerate
That's a first.

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>>38024356
KILL THE BITCH YOU HERETIC
DEATH TO THE NON HUMANS!

>>38025439
>>38025469
>>38027033
I don't have the source anon sorry :(
doesn't look like Google comes up with anything either

I got the picture from r9k, so it is likely in one of the archives, search by MD5 and you can find it

Actually I just did it, there's the source
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Japanese-crossdress-30958392

nose hooks are a really niche fetish desu
>tfw no Japanese tranny gf

>>38024523
>fully functioning digestive system
>BRAAAP

>>38024836
Here is some media involving robot girls
>Yokohama Kaidou Kishi
>Persona 3
>Armitage 3
>Chobits
>ID-0

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>>38025629
PLEASE NO, I DONT NEED THESE FEELS AGAIN

>>38027051
This is surprisingly hot I'd really like to cruelly murder and psychologically torture robot waifus

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>tfw no android maid/gf/wife/chef/bodyguard/chauffeur/best friend

>>38027380
This is the most real feel ITT.

>tfw this image actually upset me

>>38026551
It should probably be weekly, not daily.
The content would get extremely stale very fast if it was stale
Kind of like those faggy family threads or the over abundance of trap threads

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>>38027380
>iktf my friend. iktf well.

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>>38027441
I genuinely cannot believe that this comment that you made was oregano.

>>38027457
Good point. I think I will make a general copypasta and post it tomorrow morning and see how much attention it garners. I'll throw in some links to try to give people stuff to talk about. Know any good virtual girlfriend apps that aren't scams for me to put in the OP?

>>38027457
This desu.

I could definitely show up here once a week to talk to everyone and swap any robo-waifu related media we had found that week. Any more than weekly would not work.

This shit's kinda niche.

>>38027484
Define what time and timezone "Tomorrow Morning" refers to OP-chan.

Otherwise I will be unable to show up at the right time.

>>38027484
all I know is gatebox, apparently asuna from sao is one now, and random chatbots.

>>38025717
What of a woman decided to mutilate your dick?
In a world where we have advanced robot girls that emulate humans well the chances that shed bite your dick off just isn't big.

Not to mention there's probably mechanical prevention systems. The entire genital region is probably made of a soft material. At worst she'd squeeze too hard so you can't pull out because the vacuum would damage your urine canal.
>you think about this way too much
YES. But what do you expect? Literally nobody cares for me so I fantasise about robots, cat girls and ghosts.

>>38027535
I'm gonna try to post at around 10 AM tomorrow morning (Eastern Standard Time, U.S.) and how the thread does.

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>>38027380
tfw when you'll never teach a robot how to love

>>38025933
Anon it's not pain. They're not sentient. They're programmed to emulate humans. This means they will appreciate painful situations on a purely mechanical level. That's the entire point of this.
The less artist driven interpretation of this is a manga where a guy smacks a bot around and it has output to a remote terminal that tells the user what's going on and a floating point value for each of the different 'emotions'.
We will have convincing robots far before we create sentient life.

>>38027618
I should be around then. See you in the thread.

I can't look at this image. It hurts my heart, Anon. I love her and want to save her. Sauce please, this better end well.

>not upgrading her with the repairs to turn her into a walking weapon even stronger than before
>not having a loyal combat-android waifu who owes you her life

>>38024511
She got crushed by something, my dude

>>38027608
Seriously though
Like what if the battery fluid somehow leaked into the vaginal area? What if the vaginal heater over heated to 400 degrees? What if you didn't clean it well and got a dick infection?

>>38025629
YO, DON'T DO IT

>>38027618
fuuuuuk
I'm unavailable at that time

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>>38024356
>ywn cuddle with artificial girl
>ywn say a warm words to her for her awkward attempts to make you a breakfast
>ywn hug her after she started crying again because she's not a real
>ywn walk in rain, telling her stories of your failures with real girls, just to make her remind for you that she will be your best gf ever
>ywn hear the beat of her artificial heart while lying together in a warm bed after yet another hard day
>ywn experience satisfying moments, truly knowing that you accomplished your mission by saving someone only you could rescue

>>38027909
This hits far too close to home.
neoiawj

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>>38024356
>shut down and bring home
>excise passivity routines from the AI ROM
>underclock her NFCS chip in favor of overclocking the FFCS chip
>tweak her fine motor control routines to handle dual 10mm autos
>optimize her optical input processing for tracking targets
>replace the synthetic flesh with EMP shielding and kevlar
>boot her up and test the mods, troubleshooting if and where needed
>once satisfied proceed to buy half a dozen more of her model
>repeat the procedures on each one
>network all of them into a UHF w-mesh for realtime combat hivemind purposes
>send them out to rid the world of normalfags for the glory of robotkind

mfw """accidentally""" starting a never ending machine war that will rage for eons after the last human becomes nuclear ash as my self replicating qts endlessly avoid fatal kernel panics upon realizing that to rid the world of normalfags, there must always be normalfags to be gotten rid of, thus splintering into warring AI hiveminds each fanatically convinced of the other's normalfaggotry whilst mutually executing their beloved and cultishly deified senpai's original instruction.

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would anyone else feel too guilty to date a robot girl?

I feel like as the human it would be my duty to make sure life is fun and exciting and wonderful for her, and I don't know if I could

she would probably turn herself off

>>38027909
>>ywn hug her after she started crying again because she's not a real
B-but she is. I can touch her so she is real ;-;

>>38027829
>battery fluid
You need good containment for that. The acid wouldn't be pleasant but it's not instant cock death. Now this is of course assuming we'd move to acid batteries again. Right now it's Lithium ion batteries that are in the lead. It's a metal in a solution. It's not dangerous unless ingested or battery damage occurs. But you'd have a lot of safety involved with it.
>overheating
She's not gonna cook it in an instant even if it goes wrong, pull out and grab the extinguisher. I can't imagine anyone putting a heater circuit without a fuse in this application though.
>clean it
Ideally they'd be self cleaning. Feed them water and they rinse.
Normal onaholes aren't known to have this issue. And it's not like you're gonna get some terrible disease. It'll start off irritated at most. And at that point you should know to clean it (yep, experience, I'm fine).

Women though. Women can put you in financial, social and physical ruin. A woman can murder you, a woman can ruin your name, a woman can take your money because of careless sexual contact (or spermjacking, not normal but certainly a potential threat compared to a bot).
Robots are by far the safer option as the technology matures.
Not to be rude but your fears sound like FUD from a roastie to me. Maybe reel in those panic scenarios and be a bit more realistic? Like them not being good enough before you're an old-old man.

If you are you forget the fact that there certainly will be an equivalent for females.
>>38027983
Anon it's not like that. They don't have emotions. If you feel guilty you change their behavior to simply love you for who you are.
Which I hope is the default frankly.

>>38028022
>If you feel guilty you change their behavior
that's immoral what the heck, I can't do that

>>38024356
assuming this is a world where waifubots exist, then I will remove her personality chip and put her in a similar, new model

assuming this is a world where waifubots do exist but are horrifically expensive to replace then I will do my best to fix her up

assuming this is a world where waifubots do not exist and she is a prototype then I will sell her to a lab but not before uploading her personality to a server so I can have a companion

>>38028039
I agree with you my dude. I'd probably have to become way more outgoing and do way more stuff with my life in order to live up to my own standards for showing her the world.

The Waifu Age cannot come soon enough.

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This kind of girl has been in my mind for an extremely long time. Please post more. Alot more.

>>38028039
Maybe they're not for special people like you anon. Don't worry. When we have robots normal girls will like the few men who stick to normal girls more.

I don't personally see why changing default settings would be immoral.
What could be perceived as slightly immoral if you've got these issues with anthropomorphising is that if they're neural network driven (i do deem it likely) you changing settings would invalidate their neurons which might cause them to re-train on their test data. In some way that's like erasing someone's personality and having them reevaluate their life and see where they arrive if they had lived the same exact life.

>>38024356
bitch I've ditched electronics in better condition than you. Assuming this is a world where robot bitches are abundant I'll just get you replaced from NCIX.

Then proceed to curb stomp her CPU brain

>>38028140
>girls will like the few men who stick to normal girls more
oh no

my problem with it is like, I don't want a person that I can program to like me. there's no fulfilling feeling in that. it feels like I'm forcing them to do it. all I do is sit around and play video games, if I'm forcing an AI to enjoy that, I'm wasting their potential along with mine.

I want someone kind and honest and reliable and sweet and affectionate, but I want them to be those things of their own volition. I would totally date an AI, if they wanted to date me. digging into their brain and changing settings until they do, feels just wrong.

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>>38028199
If I was a girl, I wouldn't mind at all if my boyfriend played videogames all day. I'd actually ask if I can play with you.
I wish I had been a girl, or atleast programmed to be sexually into men.

>tfw I'll never own an advanced AI waifu bot
>tfw I'll never reprogram her to think she's human
>tfw I'll never sow seeds of doubt in her assurance that she's human
>tfw she'll never have an existential crisis of humanity

>>38028308
>will never gaslight my waifubot

>>38028308
>reset her and do it over
>planting pictures of her online with her in situations she has never been in)
>"it's just someone that looks like you babe"
>casually access her panel one day but have her programmed to not realize it's open the moment i wonder why she's acting up
>hire an actor to pretend to be my gf while I leave her disabled and convince her that it was just a dream and she's a cuckquean
>make her mute, teach myself and her sign language and have her utter complete phrases of what she's thinking when she's in private just to fuck with her

It'd be such an exciting life.

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>>38028503
evil people like this are why we'll never have robot girlfriends

this isn't even the worst of it. people will rape and torture them. pure evil. they'll make it a crime but people will still do it.

>>38025933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs

>>38028583
They're not people. But yeah I'm just speculating. I'd never stand doing this realistically. If they're convincing robots that is.

>>38024356
I would repair her, if something can love me than I cant let it die.

>>38028764
what if she's just lying because she's programmed to self-preserve

''Psssh, nothin perssonel kid''

repair her piece by piece as a continual project, learnign the necessary skills to save my robot waifu

then write shitty poetry about it

>>38028903
Tbh. Because the company can sell more these bots would be suicidal practically.

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>>38028583
>evil
>giving robots rights
>>38028039
>morals

>>38028968
reminder that stirner didn't actually believe his troll shit it was just a thought experiment

>>38028715
>They're not people
Not an argument

the emergent value of the relationship and the emotional as well as stored-data bonds between her and I make saving her far more valuable than replacement anyway

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>>38025617
Best anime of it's kind. Reminded me of my first waifu.

>>38027983
>my duty to make sure life is fun and exciting and wonderful for her, and I don't know if I could

Think of it this way, she could spend her operating lifetime in a crate, unsold, unwanted, and wasting away until her model is outdated and no longer marketable. Then she would have her torn apart and scrapped. If she is lucky, recycled into a new robot to start the cycle over again. If not, she will make a decent batch of cans and license plates.

If she was with you at least she got to serve her purpose.

>>38028715
what gives people value anyway? i would more easily ascribe value to a robot waifu than a human.

plot twist: the parts are rare and used by humans in non-robot-waifu ways. to save her, you must kill humans for the parts to save her.

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>>38028903
at least i would have felt something for a little while.

>>38028968
>Being this irrational in your self-interest
You are like a little baby

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>>38028991
Reminder it's just a reaction image that fit my opinion

>>38029017
but would she like it? or would she look on TV and see people more happy than me, and get disappointed when I can't do things like that for her

>>38029062
>adhoms
But continue this is interesting

>mfw sexbots become standard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrATyIJnNPM

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Buncha' slack jawed Mavericks around here

>>38029142
As a living being I support life and those who seek it, and oppose death and those who worship it, to provide the best possible circumstances for my continued existence

>>38027178
thanks anon, and yeah those plus the body writing wish i knew what it said

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Destroy her and just reload her data from before it happened. No reason to be such a fag about it.

>>38029199
As a living being I support life and those who seek it, and support death and those who worship it, to provide the best possible circumstances for my continued existence

>>38029109
Remind her that things can always be worse and to be grateful for what she has.
Then you unzip_dick.jpg for not being appreciative

No one says you have to be a great entertainer for her. Robots were meant to serve humans, not the other way around. If she makes you life easier she should be ecstatic.

>>38029250
that didn't work so well for 9S

he was pretty shook having to do it

>>38029295
I guess I'm not cut out for a robot gf

I really don't want to own a slave or a servant, bot or otherwise. that's too much pressure. let people have autonomy, yo.

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>>38029199
What did that have to do with anything I said anyways anon?

>>38025658
>tfw you get cucked by your robo-waifu

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>>38028583
Get a robot-waifu who is very tsundere and rude

"How do you not murder her every day?!"

"I do..."

keep spare parts and limbs in a closet below my shelves of straps, whips, gags, tools, lube and hard blunt objects.

>>38024763
Same reason you'd fix up a classic car and make it look new

>>38029348
Do you feel bad when your car drives you around?
Do you feel guilty when you make your stove cook your food?
Do you feel bad when you make your computer operate for hours on end to post on 4chan?

Because that's exactly what your robot-waifu is, a machine. My personal hurdle would be to get over the uncanny-valley of the situation. but when I got accustomed to it, I would have no problem using her for her intended functions while playing around with her simulated emotions and feelings for company. But I would never lose sight of that fact that they are just that, simulated.

>>38024356

i'll be honest babe

i don't know shit about computers

but i'll go get a handtruck, and i'll take you home.

>>38029589
if my car had a personality and autonomous thought, and expressed curiosity and interest and desires and wants and likes, I would feel bad driving it around. maybe I'm just a sap. something intelligent shouldn't be in a service role. and something not intelligent or autonomous enough for my respect wouldn't make much of a girlfriend, don't give it a personality or speech or anything at all at that point.

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>>38024356
>emotions
Disassemlbe it as quickly as I can in disgust before it attempts to kill me.
And cry if I feel like it maybe.
There will definitely be a funeral.

>>38029725
What if that role fullfills her and is her only purpose?
How could you deny her that?

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>>38024456
Wowee, anon. That sure is a strange lookin' clitoris. Fucking faggot.

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>>38027983
yeah i would feel guilty that i'm boring her, but my selfishness would still make me date her

a robot wife would be the best, i would treasure her forever even if newer models come out.

>>38029866
it would take some serious convincing that it's what she truly wants

I just don't see how an intelligent being with the capacity for individual thought can be satisfied with a servant role forever. it's like the plot of every robot movie ever for a robot to want more out of life. I'd take her to parks and movies and stuff and then she'd never want to go back to doing laundry, she'd want to see the sights.

>>38029897
It'll be satisfied with that role because it's build for the role.
Just like you wouldn't question when you're starving if you should eat or not the AI wouldn't be able to have any other feelings towards you.

>>38024594
>tfw this guy is probably dead by now

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>>38024356
Repair, of course.
The robot is lying to me though, robots aren't capable of love.
But I don't mind.

>>38024356
>Since the day I promised to protect her smile
I would do my duty

Ooh ooh yeah
Ret me be with yuu...

>>38024356
Robots do not feel love.
I learned that in a spongebob episode.

>>38025717
They probably wouldn't have metal and they'd purposely test it time and time again to make sure it never happens

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>>38025703
can you delete this please