>tfw you ate weed brownies on the 4th of July and now you're getting drug tested
should i just kys myself now?
>>38194287
Go to a headshop and buy fake piss my guy.
>>38194287
Serves you right you fucking junkie.
It depends what it's for. But your most likely pathetically rekt, kid.
Don't do drugs folks, you'll end up like this loser who can't control his habit
Smonking that resin out of a pop can
Now there's a feelie wheelie.
Buy some synthetic urine
Basically.
Why were you eating weed when you get drug tested? Fake piss won't work.
There's only one foolproof way, and pharmacists can confirm this. Buy two catheters. Fill one bag with a friend's clean piss. Before the test, piss your brains out, and then catch yourself in your car. With the other bag, reverse-cath yourself and squeeze the bag of clean piss into your bladder. Wait 10 minutes for it to get up to temperature, and go piss from your urethra into the cup with your friend's urine. That's all you can do.
I love smoking weed. Holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition in fact, but I wouldn't put my ability to make a living on the line for it.
No one's fault but yours faggot
>>38194287
say you didn't know they were weed brownies. you got fooled, someone said it's just a brownie but it was a weed brownie haha
>>38194352
That sounds really painful and uncomfortable.
Then again so is unemployment.
>>38194352
I piss in a small plastic container in the parking lot of the piss-test facility. He holds the container in his armpit to keep it warm while he waits to be called. He's passed every time I've done this for him.
>>38195027
I guess that will work for retail jobs and places where they don't stand there while you piss. All I know are health careers.
>>38194961
It is. Practice beforehand. It's completely foolproof, but at the same time, it fucking sucks.
I've heard of similar things and also that they only need the first few drops of your piss so you don't need very much of your friends piss.
Also heard you can fuck up a piss test by eating a lot of fruits and drinking too much water. Then they'd just say after a few weeks "okay you just got to do it again because we were unable to analyze it".
>kys myself
why do so many people say this ? I really don't understand
>>38194287
>buy home tests
>dilute until they come back negative
>do that on day of test and takevitamin B pills to make piss more yellow
>>38194287
>should I kill your self myself now?
END IT
Anyone know if those hair kits that absolutely kill your hair actually work? Otherwise that's a six month mark you can't get rid of
>>38194287
>tfw you y-you tooed your ex
>>38194287
just use someone elses piss
>>38194314
>weed
>junkie
lmao
cun seh vah tism is teh knew counta culcha
>>38197022
I did exactly this a few months ago
Tested about a week after I stopped smoking and I passed
>>38198166
same, passed after 5 days clean after years of daily smoking
Ask someone else to pee in the cup.
>>38198239
I'm envious af, no matter how much I smoke it's 3 weeks minimum for me.