>you will never cum inside of a woman's vagina >Not

>>38195581
Your feelings are irrelevant, you're too much a pussy to act on them.

Girls reject you, often harshly because they know you're a bitch who can't do shit.

>>38195581
>tfw had sex a tonne of times but never cum inside a girls vagina
I'm still a virgin right guys?

>>38195581
I suppose it might bother me if I weren't regularly giving creampies to the women I date

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>>38195581
>mfw the last time I came inside a woman's vagina was less than 24 hours ago

>unirionic normie reponses

this board has gone to shit

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BEEN THERE DONE THAT SHE GOT PREGGO HAD TO DRIVE 3 HOURS IN A SHITFUCKHOLE CONSERVATIVE COUNTRY TO ILLEGALLY BUY PLAN B IT WAS FUN

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>>38195581
i did three separate times.

it's not that amazing. your dick gets really, really sensitive and you cannot move without it being oversensitized. it's not pleasant. it feels alpha for a second and that's it.

jacking off is literally, actually better. people say that and virgin robots think it's a meme, but it's not. coming inside is like a chore compared to jacking off. you will be massively disappointed. the orgasm from jacking off is like traveling to another galaxy in a rocket going at light speed and coming inside a cute girl is like going to the store to buy milk.

>>38196265
Looks like it's another installment of I had sex with a hooker once therefore I am a expert on all things sexual

>>38196373
i don't give a shit about your insecure projection faggot. i'd never fuck some disgusting hooker. i'm not low. i had sex in high school and college, and sometimes came inside.

>>38195581
i can cum inside a boys vagina tho

Yeah I have I came in my side chick last night.

>>38196418
Ok, big guy. Whatever you say. You obviously have no motive to lie

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>>38196563
>lol who has sex he must be lying

>>38195581
Ive came inside of a girl, multiple times. It feels cash, but at the same time terrifying because what if the birth control didnt work and I have a child and i have to commit suicide because my life is over

>>38195581

i literally did this twice this week with two of the three girls i sleep with. it feels too fucking good desu.
Not everyone who goes on here is a neckbeard virgin, some of us were in HS (for me 8 years ago) and we just come here to help others when we can. I personally think many here can make it out of the rut they are in, it just takes a fuckton of work.

>>38196657

where her eyebrows??

>>38196694
This so much

>>38196265
...I think you have a medical condition

>>38196737
Time and time again it has to be said. Noody gives a shit about your "advice" chad

Tips on how to play the game on normal don't apply on hard

I don't want feelings t b h. I just want to be asexual.

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I took some drunk passed out chick in another room in a party and let all my sexual degeneracy out on her, shat on her face, licked and sucked the nail polish of her toes, ate her out, fucked her asshole, then when I was about to blow my load, I stuck it inside her and with a few heavy thrusts it came out Inside of her, it felt amazing like a hot spring waterfall, I escaped from the party by jumping out the window and called the cops on them because they had weed,
>MFW I went to a party where no one knew who I was, took and fucked a passed out chick and probably got her pregnant

>>38197243
did you get aids?

With Effexor, books and a copious amount of beer.

>>38197264
>>38197264
>did you get aids
Hell if I know that I caught something, my dick feels normal so I should be fine.

>>38197313
i've always wanted to go around getting girls pregnant and leaving them onto the next girl

>>38197335
Make sure you have a weapon to threaten them with if they wake up, they can't arrest you if they don't know who you are.

>>38195581
But I have, my dude.

>>38197381
way to much of risk m8 just a fantasy i would i guess if i could get away with it but i am not much of a retard to do that.

>>38195581
>>you will never cum inside of a woman's vagina
I already have.
It was amazing. Honestly, it's probably the best feeling you can possibly have as a man during your life. Fuck alcohol, weed, drugs. Fuck family, friends. Fuck sports, runner's high. Fuck french kissing. Pumping a vagina full of your semen is the best feeling in this world.
But it comes with so much risk too, so you should only do it when you're in a relationship with a woman that you know doesn't have STDs and takes birth control. Stay safe. Stay smart.

>>38195581
I could tomorrow, no probs, but I'd get syphillis or papilloma virus for sure. The girl who wants to fuck me is a dirty whore.

>>38197587
>Fuck french kissing. Pumping a vagina full of your semen is the best feeling in this world.

I had this girl suck my tongue down her throat as I came inside her. Hottest thing ever at least for me, since I felt so fucking wanted and lusted after.

Too bad she was fucking INSANE.

>>38197661
Well she has to be insane to sleep with someone like you

>>38195581
>How do you control this feel?
just let it destroy you as it is doing with me

>>38197815
How is it destroying you?

>>38195581
>>you will never cum inside of a woman's vagina
>>Not consensually at least
Im unironically going to have consensual vaginal sex with my gf on the 28th, ask me anything

>>38197868
Are you going to impregnate her?

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>>38197828
You will never understand, normie.

>>38197828
I realized that i will never have a gf to cuddle and have sex with her. Thinking about it hits me really hard

>>38195581

my dick is too small anyway (6.5 x 5)
if i had a large dick, i would have worked up the confidence to get laid by now desu

>>38197906
No im sterile due to medication.

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>>38197868

I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!! WHY DO YOU GET TO BE HAPPY?

like a failed human being

you can pay for condom sex but its just not same, even if u somehow get bare its risky and she doesnt want it

>>38198039
The best part is that she's actually one of the nicest and most adorable girls i have ever met, very humble and modest, has only ever had sex with people she was dating, plus shes going for her masters in uni

>>38197735
I was just the rebound.

Although people are right when they say that crazy girls fuck the best.

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>>38198111
>has only ever had sex with people she was dating

>mfw you actually believed this

>>38198158
>reeeeeee every roastie is a slut reee
Yeah no sorry, im not going to say how i know this but I have known her for a long time and shes way too shy and nerdy for that kind of stuff.

>>38198242

Anon, she only tells you what she wants you to know.

>>38196175
Are you a teen? What an embarassing picture.

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>>38195581
It's not as great as you think.
Sure it feels good but for how long? Sex after the honeymoon period is just a chore really, something that most guys won't tell you, but it still does feel good.
Not only that but now she might have to take a shower, sit on the toilet for a long time, and it's really just a bigger mess to clean up than it's worth.
My ex was on birth control for about a year and sure it was fun at first, it's just so much more convenient though to just finish on her stomach, back, etc.

man this thread is full of chads, what the hell happened to r9k

>tfw 20 and still havent touched a grill

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>>38195581
at this point i just want another human being

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>>38196265

>99 problems son

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>>38198592
Believe me, once you do have sex or touch a girl it really doesn't feel Chad-like at all anymore.
We really did put pussy on a pedestal before we lost our virginities. Socially though we're still robots.
Went 3 years steady with an anime loving fembot and we still didn't have any friends outside of ourselves.

>>38196425
>boys vagina

>>38198674
KiIl yourself, normalfag. You don't belong here.

I am a previous robot turned pseudo Normie who has gotten pussy ama

>>38199039
At least you don't pretend you're still a normie. Now all you're missing is fucking off /r9k/.

>>38199086
To be totally honest, im only back because im drunk and was curious how r9k was doing. To be 100% candid, r9k doesnt pull my thinking in anymore. It leverages insecurities and self directed hatred into pseudo outlets.

Believe what you want though.

>>38199137
Good, don't come back. Normalfags don't belong.

>>38199157
Well like all 4chan boards, id say the posts are 50% about the community, 50% troll. I cant tell which side youre on, but if you are teh former, id say the following:

Youre life is miserable because of your own choices and r9k provides a way to cognitively convert your angst into hatred of women, into the delusion of the "chad" lifestyle, into deviant porn, etc. Id say fuck you you filthy faggot. Im coming back to help people like me who WANT to make it out of the hell hole that was my obsssive, anxious and depressive life.

either kys or push for growth

>>38199618
I don't hate women, keep generalizing though. The fact is if you're not a virgin you're not a robot, and you're polluting the culture. You're diluting it until it won't be possible to tell it apart from /soc/ or /b/. Basically: fuck off, normalfag.

>>38199654
What is it like to hate your life? Why wouldnt you want to learn to love life without sacrificing who you are.

I love Neon Genesis Evangelion, i nerd out infront of girls and I own who i am. Thats not being a "normie", thats being a human making the most of its existance. Why would you not want to work towards heaven over staying in hell?

>>38199737
still me, adding something:

I was depressed, anxious, and had ocd, all of which were clinical. I know what it is like to suffer, i have suffered the robot lifestyle. Buying into it is akin to being a fat girl who keeps eating.

>>38199737
>I love mainstream anime and am myself XD
Truly, you're an outcast.
Who said I don't want to improve? That's not the point. The point is you're actively visiting communities you don't belong in. There's no debating this.

Really couldn't care less honestly. I gladly forgo the promise of additional sexual pleasure as it means I do not have to suffer interacting with women.

>>38199808
you suffer more pretending you dont

>>38199771
try harder faggot

>>38199826
How do you figure I'm suffering? You've seen our women hate threads. Do you think we're all just edgy shitposters? Some of us genuinely dislike women and want nothing to do with them.

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>>38197243
>>38197264
>>38197313
>>38197381
>>38197437
So are we going to ignore the fact he shat on some roasties face? kek

>>38199915
See? You're just running away from reality again. No one can justify life just by linking happy moments into a rosary.

>>38199915
What are you talking goyim! You can't just disregard women! That's crazy talk!

>>38199980
>>38199915
Why do you two even bother arguing? both of you gain nothing from this.

>>38200003
You posted for the same reason we are "arguing"

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>>38200023
Well if both of you want to become the biggest faggots go right ahead.

>>38196171
Good. Please leave. Autists aren't welcome here

>>38200044
Anon, you're more butthurt than >>38200023 and I combined. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? I'm worried you might have ass cancer.

>>38197157
Robots don't "play the game on hard." they take their ball, go home and don't play at all

>>38198674
But still you know how it feels when women want you, wether its your dick or your company. Meanwhile some of us havent even had the chance to kiss a girl. Life is not fair.

>>38200044
Im just tryna help my fellow robits bust a nut in a stacy. Its very rewarding to bust said nut

>>38196110

>he had sex


GET OUT OFF MY BOARD

>>38198242

>Yeah no sorry, im not going to say how i know this but I have known her for a long time and shes way too shy and nerdy for that kind of stuff.


Poor cuck of you

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>>38200182
Honestly I prefer that women don't want me. One stacy almost left me as an emotional wreck because she only saw me as a glorified dildo. She lied about having feelings for me just so that I would stick around. Turns out she never had any feelings for me and left for Chad the moment she met him.

>>38197243
>leaving that much dna
>posting this online
If she reported it then you're 100% going to jail. Was this recently?

>>38195643
>>38195649
>>38196110
>>38196175
>>38196265
>>38196418
>>38196477
>>38196694
>>38196737
>>38197587
>>38197661
>>38197868
>>38198587
>>38198674
>>38199039
>>38199137
>>38199737
>>>/r/AskReddit
Oregauvahwvsgwbwvwhhwh

>>38200079
>38200079
>autists aren't welcome here. >>38200079

>>38195649 >>38196171
was too low in dankness how to cry mi fucking eyes out you fififififis.dflansdkdf.naskldfjnalenflasd
pepe

>>38195581
>How do you control this feel?
I don't, I just would never force myself onto another person in almost any realistic capacity that I can think of.

I get really angry and repressed sometimes, but I would never hurt anybody that wasn't physically harming others, especially not women
>gone so long without sex and am so starved of female affection/attention that when I see an attractive woman nowadays my jaw literally clenches and my mind looses a primal scream for a second

>>38198674
>Went 3 years steady with an anime loving fembot and we still didn't have any friends outside of ourselves.
This kind of shit is all I want out of life. But I suppose if that's the case, then I'm glad that I can't achieve it easily

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>>38195581
my girlfriend is pregnant, i creampie her on the regular now

just go out, make friends, meet girls, get drunk , have fun man

take that 'violence' and channel it into productive hobbies and shit
the girls will come to you

>>38201337
>this post
Kill yourself, normalfag.

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>If you're good at sex apparently word gets around.
>Both of them are already in relationships.

This is why I don't have respect for women. Pic related.