25+ general

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I'm 19 but I'll probably end up in these threads in 6 years the way things are going.

I've wasted every day since leaving school over a decade. I want to do lots of things but I can't concentrate on anything. I'm body is falling apart with aches and pains. My libido is completely gone, 100% gone. I have nothing to live for at all.

>>38276827
>16hr
>job gets cut in august
>going to Thailand for 2 weeks
>30k in debt but can probably get it paid off when demented mom dies
>I've fucked 40 girls
However
>have no friends or social life since cucking ex gf
>spent previous weekend sitting in the dark browsing r9k.
>26

The meta thread was top tier.

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wheres my slightly older wise gf

>>38277008
(you)
>telling you to get out or anything is what you wanted so here is a (you)

>it is an 'anon does not know why he bothers with people so he gives up because he knows what they are going to say' episode
>parents acting like kids again and i have to be the daycare support

36
Schizo personality disorder
Shitty 40hr a week job
Too poor to move out
Consume dope and booze regularly
All past friends either pairing or getting married and having kids
Haven't been on a date in over 18 years
Jerk off to more and more degraded shit because regular porn doesn't cut it
Have psoriasis thats spread to my face and lool like a batman villain on the bad days
Deal with hallucinations some nights where I know demons are attacking me
On the plus side the new FF14 xpack is pretty fun

>>38276827
Far. I have started to get fat. It kinda ruins my last hope. I have started looking 3/10 girls in the face and ignore the rest. I must get myself used to the idea. The hard part is that I feel like it's time to quit playing vidya. I did start smoking to get out more but my legs hurt so I had to quit that too

>>38277550
guide me oldfag. Do I become a wagie? If so what style of occupation is the best.

>>38277664
am a 27yo couch potato/neet living off SSI in a section8 hud housing on the 2nd floor.

>am the introvert in the family. single/irl friendless since 07.
>my brother is the extrovert in the family. has job/house/car/connections and is getting married in 3months. he is only 25.

have to go to debtland [collage] to get a job that is not an entry 16yo part-time job. i do not go to college because i do not have enough money/no car/do not wanna be around SJWs.

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>25
>working nights this month, $40k/year helpdesk monkey job
>basically no friends left
>living at with dad (shit's cash actually)
>waiting for $15kCAD cheque from pension payout to come in the mail

Other than that I need to lose some weight and reign in my drinking/weed use. No dating for ~3 years, last "encounter" was a Dutch whore

>>38277008
Get the fuck out of here, and never come back. And I mean that in the most encouraging way possible.

27 next month and have never had a full time job. Dropped out of university 3 times, have basically nothing to show for it. Live off dwindling savings/inheritance. Can't even get a minimum wage entry-level job because I'm too autistic to pass an interview. Instead of improving my situation I'm gonna play vidya all day.

26yo wageslave

just kinda waiting to die really

>26
>Graduate student
>Spend all day reviewing and grading god fucking awful programs from undergrads in 400 level classes
>Can never secure any funding
>Get to do precisely none of the shit I went into graduate courses for
>Even fewer women than before
I guess it could be worse.

>>38276827
27.
Warehouse job that may not last.
Friends are on literal opposite sides of the country.
Never had a gf, virgin, live alone, no local friends.

It could be much worse but it's a pretty root-less existence.

>>38277008
You will if you stay on 4chan.
You're too young to willingly doom yourself that way, just leave now.

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>>38277633
almost all of this but 32

almost all friends married with first kid
fap to feet and cuck bi porn
wagecuck at night since two months now
literally destroying my sleep
just sleep 4 hours since two or three days although I need 8
well... might not wagecuck that long anyway

>>38276827
>turned 25 yesterday
>living with parents
>no friends
>KHV
>barely leave the house
>can't find a job
My parents made a lot of sacrifices in their life to have me. They never get tired of talking about what they could've had and done if they didn't have me

>>38278350

Truth.

>just turned 28
>still virgin
>Got a job about 8 months back
>minimum wage
>0 respect
>Crippling my back from working the same machines over and over
>Still the best thing to have happened to me in years...

>tfw these are the only threads i really frequent and feel comfortable sharing stuff whats happening to me on a daily basis
so bear with me if stuff repeats or you have already read it

>27
>khhv
>nogf ever
>fatty mcmanlet
>dicklet

>dislocate my shoulder while on holiday
>had to move back to my parent's because if something happens again i'm fucked

currently sitting at my computer (which my father and i took from my apartment) watching cabin in the woods because i'm bored as fuck while outside there's a storm brewing
in five to seven days I'll be back at home

somehow found god this year and feel a little better

on the other note people creating groups for their birthdays and a lot of these other fucks all write "Oh yeah we'll be there" or "nah we will decide spontaneously "
everybody has somebody
fuck this

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>>38276827

My 25th birthday today, H-hello guys

>>38277494
>spent previous weekend sitting in the dark browsing r9k
Weekend? Singular? Get out

26kv i grew up on 4chan. my soul resides here, for better or worse

i plan on buying a prostitute to salvage the situation next month. apparently i look decent and have passable facial bone structure, and i plan on seeing how far it will take me. im extremely shy/high inhibition

may god have mercy on my soul and ill pray for everyone in this thread. i hope you guys pray for the lost souls in this thread too

>>38278527
>Juil
?????

Cut contact with my last friend earlier today. Twenty eight years old.

The final question is, do I make the normies pay or not?

>>38278599

It's french for July, standard on all passports I think

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>>38278677
no it's not their fault they got lucky.

I'm gonna change guys. I swear. I'm starting my workout today. I swear to God I'm not going to stop.

>agoraphobic
>basically its like regular anxiety but the difference is that the physical symptoms are similar to near death experience
>try to somewhat adjust with working online. working close to home. with little to no success
>save all the money i can in cash. just in case.
>being redpilled about things only made me angrier

>powers out
>phones got a slow ass internet
>wanna fap but cant fap with this dinosaur internet

>>38278677
Only if they owe.

>>38279111
How do I determine that?

I can't stop the drinking. It's gotten so bad and I know it might send me the the hospital soon if I don't stop. Drinking heavily daily for over 4 years, and now that I don't have a job the hard liquor starts as soon as I wake up from the night before.

>>38279288
How do you afford your habit now if you don't work?

>>38279331
Mooching off family and loans. I'm fucking pathetic

>>38279415
so do u like to fap to humiliation porn?

>>38279052
siete chan elit
nice read with slow connections ;^)

Social anxieties, panic attacks, low self esteem, horrible sex experiences, ocd
People like me for now, and I have a nice job, though

>>38279440
Naw my tastes are actually pretty vanilla except for occasional loli rape. I don't even like traps.

>>38279514
what job anon ?
Muted 2 sec because faggot

>>38278111
holy shit did I accidentally write this post or something, it's like exactly my life right now, down to the helpdesk monkey job

>>38277494

>spent previous weekend sitting in the dark browsing r9k

Sitting in a dark bedroom and wallowing in melancholy and nihilism with other anonymous people online is one of my favorite things to do desu. Especially with beer or coffee

>>38277633
schizotypal or schizoid

>>38279547
It's IT shit, but they pay really good for where I live. I got promoted recently only after a few months, and I'm hoping for another one soon. Think it's motivating me in a great way.

>>38278833
That's what you say until you realize it's for nothing

>>38278677
How exactly did you cut contact on an exact day?

>>38278503
>watching cabin in the woods
If I were the fool I'd ask her to let me finger her or get a hj in the endscene

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>cut down on my weed usage but still smoking nightly
>drinking more often though but I don't drink much in a session
>shitty low-level IT job that I hate and I hate IT so I shouldn't even be in the industry
>haven't had a meaningful relationship in 4 years but that wasn't even a relationship, haven't had sex in 8 years
>started hanging out with some old friends again and I realized why I stopped hanging out with these pothead losers who just want to sit around and drink and smoke weed all day

>25
>first interview for a job in a year with high responsabilities that'll allow me to live alone
>fit
>know how to cook and responsible

On the other side

>gf is horribly fighting against cancer
>alcoholic depressive father
>suicide thoughts are coming more often
>no passion anymore (I listened to more than 1500 albums and I used to track it , now I barely listen to anything)

>>38276827

>28
>diagnosed with massive depressive disorder 3 years ago
>so far it's been treatment resistant

I gave up on meds and therapy about a year ago and tried to improve my life. But I don't know why anymore. Getting a job, exercising, eating healthy and yet I still feel complete failure. And I enjoy nothing anymore. I lay around chain smoking until I have to go to work then I get home and do the same thing after work. I give up.

kinda shitty. I'm probably going to have to pay $500-$800 cancellation fee on something

my latest and only achievement has been becoming just old enough to be able to post here

it is not a good achievement

>>38276827
>25
>accidental child; neglected
>mentally ill
>living with aging, mentally ill mother who treats me like I'm a special needs child
>wagekek at dying company; possibly getting fired within the next few weeks/months
>unable to drive a vehicle due to many reasons
>unable to find a different job/socialize with people due to the above
>mental health is rapidly declining - anger issues getting worse, unable to focus, unable to articulate myself

>>38279772
a lease or rental agreement?

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27 in 10 days
>tfw living in an attic
It's really hot in here.

>>38278111
This is me too..except for the pension check

>>38277537
I don't know what to do with the rest of my life though. I might just knock up a thai girl and roll with it.

>>38276827
> 25
> Still in uni
> Never had a job
> No one will hire me in the future cause I'll be ~30 and no job experience
> Never had a bf
> 0 friend irl. Literally
> 3 online friends
> Only leave home once a week

I'm considering sudoku, desu.
I mean, I've already failed at life. Is impossible to have a '''''normal''''' life at this point.
I'm pretty much a leech, bleeding my family.

I want to make things better, but I don't know how.

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>>38279879
Fuck m8 I'm 27 in 15 days

I just want a shitty job where I can make $40,000 to $50,000 doing nothing all day.

>>38280292
i have that. it's surprisingly stressful

Who here /plusforty/? I'm not a robot, so I can't say I'm down that rabbit hole.

My spouse died, though. That's had me beside myself.
>too old to have another relationship
>don't really want another person anyway
>dying alone I guess

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>28
>pay 500 a month to parents to live in my childhood bedroom with toys still in the closet
>too afraid to leave and would probably pay entire earnings to stay
>drive a 21 year old toyota

I used to deal with the pain of living by fantasizing about games or erotic stuff but I haven't been able to in a year. The ability to escape into my imagination is gone and I am constantly aware of my inferiority.

>>38280200
>did art school for two years before flunking out to do engineering
>want to do post-grad
>will be like 26 when I finish my masters
/ragrets/

>>38279785
Why can't you ((((( oregano )))) drive?

>>38279612
schizotypal

Originalol

>>38280341
I can't even imagine how that must feel. And you're never to old to try again. There's so many divorcees nowadays it shouldn't be too difficultl to find someone.

>>38280310
Why is it stressful?

>>38280056
FUCK OFF
dont reply to me ever again

>>38280346
500 a mo is a lot... i think they want you to leave

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I just want an office job. It's all I want.

>>38280748
You dont. It's fucking high school 2.0. I'm at my 3rd office job and everyone is eyeball deep in office drama/politics.

>>38280362
Fell you, man. I'm doing History.
I'll be 28 by the time I finish.
I think only option would be trying to get to work for the government or something.
>>38280748
At this point in my life, me too...

I wish I could get a stable job...
I wish I could meet someone there
Start dating
Have enough financial stability to start a family
And live the rest of my life like that.
I don't ask for more...

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I've been wageslaving at a factory night shift for 10 months now. I'm trying to get hired on the weekend shift so ill have more time for internet, games, and loving my waifu.. If i could just have that, my life would be complete.

>>38280771
that's true for most jobs. seriously, if anyone ever feels nostalgic for high just get a cust service job anywhere.

Who /alcoholism/ here?

>>38277633
You could probably get some kind of neetbux with those mental symptoms

>>38280894
Does it really numb the pain? I try to find an alcohol that i could like, but most end up tasting like shit. And there is just too many types and flavors to go through.

>>38280944
mix vodka with stuff. orange juice or something.

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>>38279687
>shitty low-level IT job that I hate and I hate IT so I shouldn't even be in the industry

Are you also in the /helpdeskmonkey/ club?

>28 years old
>friendless virgin
>horrible anxiety and irrational cowardice
>full of shame and regrets
>bitterness ate my personality, just a dull cynic now
>lazy, wont even do the things i want to do
>misogynist, racist, misandrists, default to hating
>so scared that others would use and abuse me for their own goals, that i decline any advances
>years of depression leading to just bad general health
>buy books because i wish i was well read, but don't end up reading them because i am lazy
>my inner monologue is 90% 4chan memes
>the closest thing to pleasure i experience in life is having others know i am suffering, martyrdom is my only joy

At least I am not Anthony Burch.

>>38280944
try flavored beers like smirnoff ice. those always taste good even to kids

>>38280944
If you don't like the taste of alcohol, just take shots of vodka and chase it immediately with juice or soda. Can't even taste the booze.

>>38280944
I drink vodka and chase it with something tasty

has anyone here lost their virginities at 26-27?

is it even worth it? i feel like i HAVE to lose it immediately or just completely give up on life. i feel a coundown in near, like some kind of fork to 2 parallel universes; one where im kv and the other where i lose it to a prostitute and try using tinder

i have one friend who is willing to go and do stuff with me and i feel very close to him

im not sure what should i do. i took light legal psychedelics yesterday and had a anxiety filled trip and cracked a tooth

life is painful

>>38280944
It did, until I developed peptic ulcers. Now it just changes the pain from existential pulses in the brain, to sharp stabs in the stomach.

>i finally landed a date with a hot girl
>we seem to be having fun
>find out through text she wants someone more further along in life or something. basically you are a loser i dont want you

im finished. i thought this was my chance at making it out of this place. i would have someone to actually try for but it was all an illusion. how does someone magically not become a loser??

>>38278677
no. just stay alive and wait for the ai apocalypse

ai will make no jobs available for humans. the real reason why the job market is getting worse and worse is because of efficiency, nothing else

ai will bring about massive social problems

were in for a hell of a ride

>>38281033

This. Alcopops are pretty good. The cashier will look at you like you're 12 though.

I decided to quit my job in August then spent a few month in Japan.
Now I know why people ask their worker to just quit working after they hand in their 2 week notice. I lost all desire to do anything at work. Feel like a zombie.
As for Japan. Not really looking for anything. Just want a change of environment and to rethink where I'm going in life.

>>38281054
i lost it at age 24. it was okay, i wont lie i would be feeling pretty horrible if i hadn't lost it. i think the sex will disappoint you but the feeling of not being a worthless virgin is priceless

>>38279778
Leave now or it truly will become the only milestone you ever pass in your entire life. The younger you are, the more you need to leave, and I say this in your support. I fucking care about you, you have to leave.

>>38280496
It's bizarre because it doesn't feel real until some little upset in one's daily routine pops up, then it hits you on the head.

And it's especially weird because I thought I was done with this - I had an LTR before I got married that blew up into a massive dumpster fire. When I met them, I just sort of assumed "this is it, this is the bookend".

Part of me misses relationships, another part of me doesn't want to forget or move on. Another part of me is just too tired to try. My eldest child suggested online dating and I get mutual likes / messages from really nice people in my age group, but I just feel too exhausted to even message back.

Thanks for the sympathy, anon, I was sort of expecting REEEEEs.

>>38281054
>im not sure what should i do.

Go on holiday to a place where prostitution is legal. Tell your friends you are going to someplace where prostitution is not legal.

>>38281054
>i have one friend who is willing to go and do stuff

For your sanity Anon, embrace every opportunity you find. You have no one to blame but yourself for not wanting to finally make a change in your life.

>>38280691
>500
>a lot
>considering a 925 / month apartment

>>38280808
I just might lie about my age lol.

History is cool - do you have a specialization? What about museums?

>>38281186
>The cashier will look at you like you're 12 though.
wher do you live? you can get them at the grocery store and they dont judge

>25 (as of today)
>freelancing for the last half year
>work 2-3 days a week and get by fine
>all project based so some weeks i make a lot, some weeks i make very little
>have a bunch in savings
>moving across the country in one week
>moving away from the majority of my friends for basically no reason
>literally hate leaving the house
>alcoholic
>depressed/generalized anxiety

all things considered not so bad, hoping to start my own company soon. also i want to quit drinking today, who knows if that will work

>>38281242
>lose your job
>don't know what to do
>better buy the most expensive holiday possible

>>38280894
>made a new friend
>he's an alcoholic
>only 21
>want to save him
>but we're not that close
>and he has a oneitis who doesn't care
>and his best friends don't care

I was thinking of leaving him a note saying that I am worried but Imm convinced he'll think I'm a pretentious douchebag overstepping my bounds.

>>38276827
>27
>still living with parents
>no job experience, though I'm applying for applications to try to rectify it
>have yet to get my Bachelors; need 2 more semesters
>doubt I'll even like the career since I have to be social and I have anxiety problems
I wouldn't say I'm quite fucked as of yet...I'm trying to get shit done at least before I'm 30.
My main goal is to graduate & get my BBA by next summer, and at least have held a full time job for a few months to pad a resume and fill my work gap.

>>38281054
that's excatly what I did at that age with my first job, I paid for a prostitute, and even more after that

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>>38280691
rent for a bachelor suite here is close to 1000 a month. Even a room in a house is 700. It's fucked.

>>38281342

Join him in his alcoholism, then try and cut back with him. Invite him to go paintballing or something.

>>38276827
I wish we had a 35+ thread so I could see other robots in my situation opinions and thoughts , the reason I don't make one is because most people would be trolling pretending to be 40 and shit.

>>38281340
I live a very frugal life. And when you lack any sort of social life, you tend to save a lot of money. I have enough to last me 20 years. I have some investment so money is not an issue.

>>38281399

>tfw actually honestly very old.
>tfw watching JFK get assassinated on livestream

>>38281340
he didn't lose his job he quit it

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>>38276827
>25
>KHV
>2 year NEET (about to end)
>live at home
>fat
>manlet

I have a new job that I start in about 3 and a half hours (a minimum wage job working in a mailroom sorting parcels), although I mostly just feel terrified about jittery at the thought of it. I fell for the night shift meme, so hopefully it'll at least be a little quieter than a daytime job.

>>38280362
dude be happy. Im 28 with my Msc. Im 5 years too late and its fucking eatiing me.

|Maybe the high salary will mend it a bit,

>>38281439
not that old, I just remember watching the Berlin wall fall live on tv.

>>38281439
what was it like? regale us with tales from the 60s oldanon

>>38281054
>losing your virginity to a prostitute

I did this and it was an awful experience. The woman was quite expensive, only spoke broken English and clearly wasn't into it.

Better off hooking up with a fat coal burner on a dating app desu

>>38281510

The people in the comments were calling it fake and gay.

>>38281535
kill yourself org

>>38281516
>Better off hooking up with a fat coal burner on a dating app desu

Even this is as impossibility. For a man if you can make it on a dating site you can make it anywhere. He obviously can't make it anywhere.

I'm planning on losing it to a prostitute as soon as I work up the courage. I think in a couple of years maybe. I'm gonna wait to see if this wizard meme is real first. Don't wanna pay to have my mana bar taken away in an uncomfortable ritual when I'm so close to the finish line.

>30 khv
>Can talk to girls but can't seem to take it further than small talk
>Few acquaintances, no one I'm close to besides parents
>Same deal - can do small talk, but nothing deep
>Still living at home
>Parents seem to not mind me living at home
>Working, so not totally a waste of space
>Find joy in music and gaming

Life ain't bad, all points considered

>>38280808
you are so fucked history anon. i graduated with a history degree 5 years ago and it hasnt helped me once find employment. it was the biggest regret of my life.

>>38280362
masters at 26 is fine

>>38280691
>500 a mo
>is a lot...
Not at all. Unless you mean it's a lot for someone's parents to charge, in which case I'd agree

next month I'll be 25
kv neet here

>>38277494
>fucked 40 girls
(You) don't belong here

>>38281974
don't give these normies the satisfaction

>>38281910
i pay my parents 150/mo i mean 500mo is pretty much 'gtfo'

>>38281510
Different super duper oldfag.

I don't remember Kennedy since I was born 1960, but my mom adored JFK. I remember with the moon landing my mom bought me these Apollo brand leather shoes. They were uncomfortable as can be but I loved the little studs on them.

>>38282094
I don't understand parents who charge their kids (provided they're under 30 and unable to work).

>>38282205
$400CAD a month here bud

>work minimum wage
>literally no friends
>save all my money
>nothing around me
>have to drive 20 minutes to go anywhere

feels trapped man

>>38282205
>I don't understand parents who charge their kids (provided they're under 30 and unable to work).
i don't understand kids who can cost their parents constant money since birth, turn into complete dregs on society, and then think it's okay to cost their MORE parents money after age 18.

>>38278435
Well it's their fucking fault in the end. That's what happens when you think everything is going to end up rosy just because you yourself were fine.

>>38282094
i agree with you then buddy boy

unless your parents are broke as shit and you're just helping pay the rent etc

>26 in a month
>shit job I hate
>college completely wasted, while everyone else was partying/fucking I was studying
>all that studying turned out completely useless anyways
>no friends
>no gf, still virgin
>no hope

>>38278435
>They never get tired of talking about what they could've had and done if they didn't have me
it's completely true though, most parents are way too nice to say anything, but trust me when you're being a little bitch and whining about how hard it is to work 15hrs a week at age 23 they're totally thinking what they wasted all that money and time on.

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>tfw just checked my email
I mean it's a meh job, but at least it's a start.

>>38282641
congrats. warehouse can be pretty good, i know guys making 20/hr which is quite decent

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>>38276827
>27
>virgin
>treatment resistant major depression
>schizoid personality disorder
>minor autism that was never diagnosed during childhood
>rare chronic pain condition that gets triggered by heat/physical activity/stress and doesn't respond to painkillers
>unemployed because my condition prevents me from doing any job that doesn't make me want to kill myself or murder everyone I work with
>possibly losing disability allowance when it gets reviewed in a few months
>spend all my time in a room kept at 18*C except for showering and fetching/preparing my food
>smoke weed & drink every night
>do almost any drug I can get my hands on, because why the fuck not at this point

should have killed myself years ago

>>38281270
I'm a different anon than >>38281270

God speed man. Time heals all wounds, if you'll let it.

Hope things go well for you.

>>38282863
*i meant different anon than >>38280496

God I'm a fuck up.

>>38282641
Part time and get all those benefits? It's a great job.

>>38276827
>26
>fast food job, zero hour contract, no hours in over a month and pretty sure the job is kind of over. not sad though, shit place
>khv
>below average dick and don't know how to use it
>hair receding and starting to bald at crown
>no friends


i want to do something with my life, but it would take such an effort at this point that is is just overwhelming. I watch some people on Twitch having amazing lives and it's so fucking depressing

>>38282934
youre dead moose meat

>>38282705
>>38282932
Yeah, was hoping for a full time though so I could get insurance too,
Ah well, hopefully it's not to hard.

>>38282962
all i want is a few friends to play vidya with really at this point, or just to hang out generally with

anything else is a bonus

>>38283027
I feel people at this age are fucked at this point if they truly have no friends, because making a friend requires repeated contact and engaging with people, something that is so out of the norm for me that its impossible

>>38281399
wizard chan is the closest thing to that.

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I'm 18. What should I do so that I don't end up browsing threads likes this when I'm ~25?

>>38283210
Get off the computer and go outside

>>38283210
well here's a guide on how to end up here, so do the opposite:
>don't take risks
>work a shitty job like retail
>don't go outside
>don't invest in friends

>>38283210
Get a worthwhile degree, and make sure to intern so you don't graduate with zero experience, or pick up some skills, and find a job where you can advance. At least you'll be good for security stability.
Not sure about social shit, since I'm still a virgin with zero friends

>>38283238
>work a shitty job like retail
Nothing wrong with retail, you just have to work hard enough to get promoted

>>38283436
you get worked like a dog for no money, even at "higher" positions. seriously, get a job anywhere else and be amazed at how hard they worked you. it's not normal

>>38283436
Retail is garbage. Do anything but retail. Dishwasher with tips is more lucrative and better environment for robots than retail. I did it for 4 years and at the end made a dollar more an hour than if I had been hired yesterday (full-time).

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>this guy is my age (27)
>there's youtubers as young as 15 making 10,000 a month talking about make-up

holy shit get me off this ride

>>38282374
As a parent, I don't mind paying for a twenty something since they're usually in school or getting their careers started. The "you're 18 now get out" thing is basically a Western meme that really hurts a child's future.

And I'm saying this as someone whose parent drove them down the 401 in the middle of winter and told them to GTFO at the age of 16.

>>38282863
Thanks, anon.

>>38276827
>27
>Avoidant personality disorder, derealization, agoraphobia
>Getting a psychiatric assessment next month because keep getting mania
>Can't concentrate because of debilitating anxiety
>Video games are impossible to follow anymore same goes for t.v or movies
>Was a full blown alcoholic for 7 years but had to stop due to organs shutting down coincidentally when I stopped cold turkey
Go to the hospital after the doctor at a clinic said he had never seen anyone that yellow in his life as a doctor. The doctors at the hospital were saying stuff to me like 'Your liver is absolutely screwed dude, haha you're going to die' but somehow I pull through. Cut a long story short but I was literally hours from death and was also diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver. It's been 8 months since I left the hospital and I actually look healthier than I've ever looked granted I don't drink anymore. Kind of shocked at everyone in here with degrees and shitty jobs thinking they are fucked though. Grow up you fucking babies.

>>38283863
>alcoholic
I know a few, can you explain the mentality ?

And godspeed anon, you pulled through and I'm sending you the best vibes.

>>38283965
Well for me I was always just masking anxiety and numbing some kind of mental illness which I now suspect is bipolar. Most people will talk about how out of control alcohol made them but for me I was quite stable. Through most of it I could function and remember everything I did despite drinking between 15 to 40 standard drinks during a day. It definitely grew thin for me when I started to experience less pleasure from it. I had to drink to get motivated to do small things like dishes. When I watch other alcoholics set in their ways I understand why though because they see no other way. The way that alcohol effects all those systems in the brain and literally makes people go back to a more primitive way of thinking is scary. Also to give you an idea of how determined I was to cut that shit out I poured all of my booze down the sink knowing I'd be too much of a nervous wreck to go get more once the hellish withdrawal set in. A family member I live with happened to bring home a 4litre cask of wine too and I have zero willpower but I never touched it. Kind of think that the reason why I didn't die in the hospital when I was fully expected to meant something. It's weird too because I don't have any of the symptoms that other people with cirrhosis have like fluid building up and looking sick.

>>38283863
>>38284266
Damn dude good for you for kicking it. Were you drinking all hours of the day? How does it feel to be sober

>>38283410
>nothing wrong with retail

i don't disrespect people who get stuck in retail positions due to whatever circumstance, but there's everything wrong with retail. the pay is horrible even at management level, and you're treated like absolute garbage.

>>38283847
my parents are pretty much the same way honestly my dad threatens me with payments and wants to keep me in community college basically. if i say something he does not like he threatens to make me pay car insurance despite the fact that he knows i am living with my uncle and paying rent its shitty im stuck in community uni

>>38277494
>Bragging about fucking girls
>Visiting Thailand

Hmmmmmm I do wonder the professions of these 40 girls

>>38284481
I'm not sure I like your dad's approach, but hopefully you make the most of it.

>>38284266
Different anon.

>masking anxiety
This makes me so sad because I know people like this. I've always tried to be warm and accomodting but I doubt it helps.

What do you meat by primitive?

25 here
It's been kind of a magical stretch since 21-22, when I realized my age is really passing me by and it's time to do something out of the house. Yeeah, about that... hey look steam sale.

Thing is, we all know exactly what has to be done. Cut the phone line, use local coffee shop wifi for mail&important stuff, replace graphics card with passive or integrated GPU, wipe your hard drives and let nature take its course from there. GUARANTEED most of us will become high-caliber normies in record time, after the initial shock subsides.

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>living in Arizona
>26 years old
>home alone for 2 weeks while mom is in California
>hate living here and California because I hate the weather
>do nothing but sit inside all day and go get in-n-out at night time
>have a bunch of porn-site passwords
>have jerked off about 5 times already today and wasn't even horny
>when im not masturbating, watch the ID Channel because its comfy for some reason
>no job
>not in community college until August
>i dont even know what I will want to eat later tonight

End it all lads

>>38284433
When I used to work as a tyre-fitter/wheel aligner I would drink around half a bottle of vodka first thing in the morning then finish the rest at home. I was around 178lbs then though like I am now but as I got bigger and more dependant on it I doubled that easily. I tried to keep my drinking to night time though so I could actually catch a buzz because that's what it turns into. When I got sick of it in the end I would take a drink and feel it soothing me for 15 minutes if I was lucky and would start at 10 in the morning. I only ever blacked out a few times and with one time being out in the middle of nowhere with my head rested on a tree stump. Being sober sucks in a way but it needs to be done. You appreciate things differently but there's periods where you need to unwind and can't. I'm really interested in health now so i read about that to unfuck my head and body. Have learnt that doctors are mostly quacks.

>>38284763
When I say primitive I mean it shrinks that frontal part of your brain. The part where you control impulses to drink but you're directly affecting it by drinking. Then you are uninhibited on top of that and then it floods your brain with dopamine so you feel rewarded without doing anything. To anyone you know who masks anxiety with booze they need to stop right away because it will go downhill fast. For me nothing worked except for ashwagandha and the occasional dose of phenibut during really tough stretches of anxiety. I heard some people respond well to theanine powder. I'm trying rodiola rosea at the moment. Doesn't do much for me but I hear majority good things for most people but ashwagandha has been a game changer.

>>38284769
are you autism
i have no idea what you are talking about

>>38284834
Get a job anon, even when you graduate you'll have a hard time finding work with just the piece of paper w/o experience

>>38284970
Ok, let me explain for anons that are in so deep they have lost touch with reality, as well as anons that are too young to know these feels and have refused to close this tab and gtfo here forever.

When you are aged somewhere between 18-40, you have the possbility to do whatever the fuck you want with your life at any point you wish. The reason we do nothing is not because it's too hard or too easy or not worth it or too good to be true or not good at all... it's because we are addicted to our PC and everything that goes with it. Try going two weeks without phone or PC - things WILL start to change.
That is our ticket out. No rituals, no conditions, just cut it. NOW.
I'm sure this applies to vast, vast majority of us here.

>>38285103
yeah i know you just explained it in an extremely bizarre way

>>38285199
Sorry, i'm not well versed at getting my thoughts through; isolation just running its course.
Can you explain how extremely bizzare was it, i don't wanna sperg out while walking in and firmly handjobing an eventual manager

>>38285103
The truth. I know this because I have done it. Makes me feel like a shitty person since I only seek out the company of others when I don't have muh PC.

>>38280972
That looks comfy as fuck what are you saying

>>38285267
Not that guy but you explained it like you were in one of those movies and it shows a scene then *Record scratch/freeze frame* 'You're probably wondering how I got here..'. Pretty hillarious. You seem like a likeable guy though.

>>38279756
>Letting someone judge their mental state and holding this judgement as gospel

What a pathetic way to live

>playing video games

what a bunch of normies you guys are

i just refresh pol and r9k and watch twitch, i dont even bother using the chat either

>>38278350
>Been on 4chan since 14
>Now 21 with a gf, degree, and decent job

Feels good to be naturally better

Mid/late 20's sucks so bad because you're young enough to have delushional hope, but old and wise enough to see where you're heading. I look at my older co workers sometimes and realize they too were once 25 year old young guys, with hopes and dreams.......which were crushed with reality. Work sucks so bad, and you gotta get up and do it again the next day. Seeing the same co workers 5 days a week, the same small talk, the same things to do at work. Its a living hell yet everyone pretends its okay, its really not only about 10% of humans on this earth get to actually live a "life",

>>38285474
Is that BME mean you finished biomedical engineering? Where or what do you work on now. I'm doing computer science but I originally wanted to do BME.

>>38285528
Nah senpai it's just a wrestling move but good luck

>have a metric ton of work to do
>marathon youtube videos of motorcycle accidents instead

i learned crotch rocket bikers are the worst people on the road, so that's something.

>>38277664
Truck driver. Just get a CDL or similar. It's like <$100. Just you and the road man

>>38285640

Doesn't a CDL run you like $8,000? I saw an add on craigslist for truck drivers saying they'll pay for your training if you drive for them.

>>38285389
Haha, thank you. Record scratch is exactly how my life is lived, since I'm trying to pick up meaningful pieces in between long weeks riddled with addiction.

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>33
>Fell for wife meme 10 years ago
>Gave up career when she got transferred to another state
>Divorced 2 years ago because she cheated on me
>Have spent the past 2 years living in the extra rooms of various relatives
>NEET but don't qualify for bux
>Have interviewed for positions several times but am disqualified due to lack of recent experience
>Constant, sharp pains in chest
>Stay in room masturbating and shitposting all day to pass the time
>Little brother is successful lawyer and obviously pities me
>Can't look family in eyes due to shame

Never get married.

>>38285430

lol I dont play video games anymore ever since Ive been broke and cant afford it but since when the fuck did video games become a normie thing?

>>38285891

I get the impression here you think you're too good for menial work to get you back on your feet and think you should be able to just get straight back into your previous career.

>>38276827
I hate my life more than ever, and it seems like there's nothing I can do to change it for the better. I'm just waiting until it totally falls apart and then I'll blow my brains out.

>>38285288
Can you share your story please.
I have, in retrospect, seen these effects as well. But my stories are short lived - like few months of solid gym progress or getting an excellent grade in college.

How do you explain a five year gap of doing nothing on your resume?

>get day off
>vidduh gaems
>start PC
>it doesn't
>reformat hard drive for 8 hours
>just one more hour until I get to the point I can install something
>also found out today I might literally have brain damage
>unsure which of those is more important to feels right now

>>38286019
You travelled the world finding yourself, breh

>52
>got married with 28
>rich parrents
>lived most of my live with parrents, learned roofer from my dad, was bodybuilder, now weird sickness feeling drunk all the time
>divorced at 40
>always hit my bitch and children sometimes
>cheated with another bits
>from 40 to 50 abused that other bitch too, she kicked me out
>drink all day and play vidya, parrents slowly dying and getting sicker everyday, they need my help bot im too depressive.
>sick mother still washes my clothes and makes me dinner


I hope i die soon, i fucked up hard, i always focussed on normie things like sex and new hobbies every week, i think i am a sociopath or something, literally have no feelings anymore for my children or parrents, think they are at fault for my suffering

Also

>tourettes
>twist my head when nervous around like a demon

Im fucking fucked

>>38285430
u wot? This thread is 25+
>>38285964
2009+ in my opinion, that's when national news of my post-socialist shithole did a report on modern warfare 2. Then I knew it was over.
In the mid 2000's you were still an outcast for playing video games LOLzzz.

Funny though, back when that thing was weird, things worked out perfectly. Now that every normie owns a shitty console, videogames helped me make my life a living hell.

>>38286055
Fuck anon. Youre old as fuck. Tell me something... life gets shittier every year?

>>38286055
>>drink all day and play vidya
This is the most relevant part of your post that holds the solution inside. I'm literally half your age so I don't mean to strut around providing answers, but srsly, check that part.
Tourettes and lack of emotion are just a byproduct of you doing that. Fucking addictions doing this, ruining our lives in every form. You know the drill, cut it out. Try it at least. You've been through worse.

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>>38286113
Yes, the constant addiction to new things got into me when i was very little, with 10 i got a horse, with 18 a porsche, i got everything i want whenever i wanted from my parents, but it was suffering wanting new things every week, the internet killed me, so many fucking new things to buy..started with chameleons, lizards, snakes, dogs, cats, breeding shit, speed bikes, gaming consoles,motorcycles, metal detecting.. etc etc..

But to answer the question, yes it gets shittier every year, from 20-30 it's getting 5-10% worse every year, from 30-40 15%-20 worse, from 40-50 20%-30% worse and so one..

My advice to young people: Get on your own feet, appreciate own work and do never even once leech, it destroys your soul

>>38286181
I had tourette since a kid, needed blood as a newborn and apparently got for a few minutes no oxygen to my brain. That+ over loving parents is a suffering sentence for life

>>38286206
>One rarely finds souls in this world who know what happiness is; they are constantly disappointed in one thing after another. That is the nature of life in the world; it is so deluding that if man were disappointed a thousand times he would still take the same path, for he knows no other. The more we study life, the more we realize how rarely there is a soul who can honestly say, 'I am happy.' Almost every soul, whatever his position in life, will say he is unhappy in some way or another; and if you ask him why, he will probably say that it is because he cannot attain to the position, power, property, possessions, or rank for which he has worked for years. Perhaps he is craving for money and does not realize that possessions give no satisfaction; perhaps he says he has enemies, or that those whom he loves do not love him. There are a thousand excuses for unhappiness that the reasoning mind will make.
>But is even one of these excuses ever entirely correct? Do you think that if these people gained their desires they would be happy? If they possessed all, would that suffice? No, they would still find some excuse for unhappiness; all these excuses are only like covers over a man's eyes, for deep within is the yearning for the true happiness which none of these things can give. He who is really happy is happy everywhere, in a palace or in a cottage, in riches or in poverty, for he has discovered the fountain of happiness which is situated in his own heart. As long as a person has not found that fountain, nothing will give him real happiness.
>The man who does not know the secret of happiness often develops avarice. He wants thousands, and when he gets them they do not satisfy him and he wants millions and still he is not satisfied; he wants more and more. If you give him your sympathy and service he is still unhappy; even all you possess is not enough, even your love does not help him, for he is seeking in a wrong direction, and life itself becomes benis.

>>38276827
Just turned 25 two weeks ago. I'm on neetbux living with my mom and trying to live off with ericksonian hypnosis.

>>38286055
>rich parents
>always hit my bitch and children sometimes
asian/filipino?

>>38286274
Thats some deep shit nigga.

>>38286274
This is true, and i would advise everyone still young to stop exactly that craving..this addiction. But when you are that old it is engraved in your brain, without some serious outer power that really throws you out of your cycle you are fucked, just like every addict, just very very few can make it with their own willpower, i am just done and tired, and still i want more, i still need a girlfriend again, i still want a better car, i am still envious of other people, i am still hateful for most of my family because of selfish reasons, i can't help it.

>>38286335
ethnic german, everyone can end up like that it just depends on your parents imo.

>>38285974
those are the kind of people I hate the most

>>38285709
That's for "truck driving school". Take a look at your states DMV for commercial driver license

>>38278677
Do it. Make them pay

>>38281489

I'll be 29/30 if I finish my masters. I might end up killing myself anyway because I'll be starting everything in my life over once again with nothing else to show for it. Feeling very bitter and hopeless desu. Nothing I do seems to change anything for the better despite trying.

Maybe I'll get to kill myself sooner if my life totally falls apart in the meantime. Not going to drag myself through a mess like that, don't have the will anymore.

>>38286055
you're more than a robot you're a shitty person, screw you

>>38286679
Most robots are shitty people in one way or another. Who are you to judge?

>>38276827
I have bread, work, and internet. Things are pretty okay right now. I'd like a car too though.

>>38277633
Dude, you're going nuts. Go get some medications.

>>38278527
Hello Mohammed. Try not to get 4chan in the news again when you blow yourself up, okay?

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>>38283728
>tfw you instantly recognize footage from Triumph Of The Will

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>>38285430
>watching twitch
>browsing /pol/
>calling other people normies for playing games

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>tfw tooth infection
>no insurance
>too poor to pay for it out of pocket
I'm literally going to die..

>>38288198
See what kind of payment assistance plans they you local dentists have. If you have no insurance, they can usually help you out in some way.

>>38288198
Go to the community clinic or the dental school are you, moron. There is nearly almost always a community clinic for the homeless in any medium sized city at least.

Or go to Mexico.

Or go ask your family for help.

Or take out a loan.

Or pull it with pliers yourself.

Or die. Your choice.

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>>38288338
Guess I could try calling clinics in the morning then, didn't think about them. Hopefully they don't have waiting times or list.

>>38281497
I'm old enough to remember that.

>29
>Lost the interest from a girl i like
>My body hurt and i feel week since a month ago
>Last weekend, get drunk, play VG until 3am
>Go to work, look normal
>Listen to sad music all day today.

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>27 roastie
>dad still washes and folds my clothes
>mom still makes me food
>no IRL friends
>probably an autist

on the flipside:

>make 100k a year
>sizeable bank account
>make my parents happy with small gifts and money
>getting plastic surgery soon
>job is so lenient i rarely work

pic related is what i wished i looked like

>42
>wife did an hero a year and two months ago
>sorrow, sadness, misery
>job sucks; okay money, but meaningless
>can't do an hero myself because I have a dog and cats to look out for
>stuck here for now

>>38278111
wtf. This is also my life. Except graveyard shift + some what friends (dont really talk to them). Living with parents. 40k a year to earn money to spend on shit - only way to be really happy these days.

>>38285974
>>38286400

>you think you're too good for menial work to get you back on your feet and think you should be able to just get straight back into your previous career.

You should if you have reason too. It doesnt do you or society any good to be scanning sodas or sitting in a guard shack all night or running cable through people's attics when you have serious professional experience or a decent education. You're just wasting your time and potential.

>>38278295
You're basically me - we. All of us..That's terrifying and comforting in a way.

>tfw want to vent but don't feel like typing
what's the point of anything anymore

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Turned 26 in may, I've been in relative isolation for the last 2 years. But honestly it's turned out pretty comfy and I'm happier than most people.

>absolutely friendless...but the kicker is the people I got rid of were hella toxic cluster B fuckers so it was nothing but a boon in the end for me
>tried to get a job, put my ass into it because I was desperate, manager is a cunt and tries to take advantage of my situation (job centre placement- tries to work me for a week without pay) find out one of my friend from the program who I befriended was on parole for something...he violated parole and went back to jail
>cool mexican guy but he had full tattoos and looked like a cartel gangbanger
>worked out in the end because disability payment came through for my Nmom
>tried to go back to school and finish my Grade 12
>take college prep biology
>holy fuck this is way too hard and everything is done by online classrooms and the other kids are half my age
>drop out
>stay long enough for my case-worker to just kinda forget about me
>they'd had to assign me a few different ones because i've been on fixed income for a decade
>when I was 16 I tried to have sex but this girl was hot yet psycho so she turned me into some weird cuckold slave
>only got two pumps into her pussy before she jumped off and forced me too masturbate infront of her or she'd yell rape (staying at my house from out of town)
>broke up with me and I turned into a hardcore porn addict
>finally resigned that i'll just never have a real relationship
>got a tenga air toy
>been fucking the shit out of it
>holy god my orgasms are reaching lethal velocity
>so many bumps on the inside
>pounding my pocket pussy 2-6 times a day like my life depends on it
>Gummy craft about to launch

So, while my life is arguable a total shit-show and enough to make anyone commit sudoku in shame...It's also basically a man child heaven where all of my base needs are taken care of.

>>38288834
LOL. That is one fucked up conundrum, my friend. Also elaborate on the whole cuckold slave portion of your story

>>38288613
If anything, look after your pets. Live strong for the pets - do a few good deeds before meeting the maker.

>27
>Looking for a job for a year now while living with parents
>Have developed insane anger problems because my family harasses me constantly
>Have broken everything I own in the past year in fits of rage
>Want nothing more than to return to society

On the plus side I've started lifting regularly to deal with my anger and have been making nice progress

>tfw starving myself and not sleeping so I look sickly so my coworkers ask if I'm alright, just because I like the pity

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>>38288888
>quints
very nice

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>>38288888
In retrospect that only happened to me because I let her walk all over me, I was just coming out of a 2 year "relationship" where I never had sex, just got infinite duty handjobs (lazy so I can't complain really...)

Anyways...
>Take focus program for highschool course
>Mixed class with kids from towns outside the area
>Half way through the course I haven't even noticed this girl until she came up and approached me
Red flag #1, predatory seeking out is alpha female behavior
>Looks like a character from the Mean Girls movie, redhead with a tight butt
>her friend warns me that she "is a bit of a drama queen"
>she asks super loving at the start
>keeps calling me her little drummer boy even though I've never picked up an instrument in my life
Gotta love psychotic delusions
>about 2 months in the we try to have sex but she wants me to face fuck her and pretend rape her and i'm still a virgin
>can't get hard and from then on the hell starts
>the above story happens...she routinely tells me to jerk off while she strips because that's all I do anyways
>tells the entire school she took my virginity
>no one comes to intervene because she's a well-known crazy
>threatens to kill herself if I dont talk on the phone
>gets her ex boyfriend to message me on msn (lol) about how he's still fucker her

Luckily i'm only able to talk about this shit freely because it's been processed and understood. co-dependency is a bitch and being raised by single mothers are a fucking cancer and it's a miracle i'm not dead or in jail statistically speaking

very content to just survive comfortably for now, i was cucked by a few more 3D bitches but queen bitch redhead was the one where my balls felt most in a vice grip

she also loved eating meat fat...like gristle...fucking psycho slut

>>38277633
>Too poor
>consume dope and booze regularly

>>38276827
As soon as its past midnight, I'm going to be 32 years old.

>>38280771
well working out of office is also like high school, but you get to work with all the dumb jocks that failed in life.

>>38280691

a lot of fucking good they're doing helping him leave by taking out $500 every month

they'd better at least give it back once he saves up enough to get out without it, or they're cunts

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>>38289299
this post made me cringe. your parents have zero obligation to take care of you after age 18

>>38289386

agreed

meaning that they should accelerate the process of getting him the hell out of their house instead of financially nailing them to floor and complaining about their presence

plenty of people can afford the basic expenses of maintaining their lifestyles independently but aren't in a position to save up for a deposit in this fucked up house market

i'm pretty goddamn fucked, and i can't even go that much into it because the person who did this to me apparently lurks this board.

>>38289435
The job market is still pretty fucked too.

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>30
>Autist
>Depression, anxiety, BPD
>Never held a job, not even a voluntary position
>Can hardly function outside around people, feel like they are staring and laughing at me
>Mental health feels like it's getting worse
>Don't feel a part of this reality/feel like I'm in the wrong reality and the people here are a different species
>Came very close to death twice when I was a young kid. Really wish I would have died. Feel like I was meant to die and that's why I feel so different here.

Please don't end up like the mess that I am.

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>27

>moved out of my hometown to Chicago for a cool new job two weeks ago

>rewarded myself after work today by driving up and down the lake shore and blasting old school techno

I felt pretty alive desu

>>38284740
They were all roasters anon. I realized it wasn't worth the effort anymore and that I should just fuck prostitutes

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>>38289733
>tfw deep water kayaking in rocky 8 ft waves on a "hazardous" day with strong winds blasting 90s hardcore

I'm getting worried how it's requiring more and more crazy stuff to give me adrenaline

Back when I was 19 even just ripping a fast turn around a round-a-bout would give me a rush

But good work anon, hope it works out for you

>>38278677
Leave a timestamp if you make them pay.
But of course dont literally write '/r9k/' refer to us as robots or something so we know you were one of us.

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>>38281142
>im finished. i thought this was my chance at making it out of this place. i would have someone to actually try for but it was all an illusion. how does someone magically not become a loser??

make that someone (you).

>>38289171
Wow, you almost make me glad I spent 99% of my life in front of a screen. But those are still valid experiences anon, treasure them.

>tfw last time you enjoyed anything was 2010.

>>38289526
pepe and wojack irl

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>25
>I still don't have a phone
>I suck at everything I do
>extremely weak and yet manual labor jobs are the only things available to me

>genetic trash defines me through and through

Wish I could afford a gun

>>38290501
>>I still don't have a phone
i don't have one either. i have no idea how they can charge so much for this shit

advice to all:
develop healthy habits and a routine lifestyle. being physically fit is important and has more benefits than you realize. by your late 20s you will start to see who has lived rightly and who has lived wrongly among your peers. what matters most fundamentally is not whether you have a job or girlfriend or neither but whether you are healthy, because health is its own reward. you stay healthy by establishing healthy habits and a routine lifestyle, in other words getting used to maintaining habits that are most conducive to good health and sticking to that routine day by day. you have to assess your life from a detached perspective and stop following your initial immediate impulses. for example, you will never quit a junk food diet if you don't have the presence of mind to step back and think "wait, if i eat this junk food, i'll get a few minutes of pathetic sensory pleasure, hours of digestive discomfort, and depression for being weak willed and damaging my health, while if i restrain this craving and instead have something healthy, while it might not be as pleasurable, it will lead to more long term benefits overall". don't drag yourself into hell by your own stupidity and lack of discipline. life is like mountain climbing; once you start, if you give up at any point along the way, you can only go down, and then you have to start again and retrace your steps. so, stick with it, have the will to go on. if you don't feel it, generate it.

>>38290757
don't be a little baby, muster up courage and inner strength, find it in yourself. there is a sense of deep satisfaction over time when you improve yourself, which does not mean get a nice job and girlfriend, but rather to master the art of life. someone could have all worldly things and yet be miserable, while someone could have nothing and yet be totally content. it's how you think, it's something to do with your intelligence. control your mental culture, don't allow counterproductive thought memes to influence you, start treating life problems like games to play and win, take pleasure in figuring things out and progressing in your own personal way that matters.

>>38276827
>25
>19 y/o half asian gf
>47k office job
>have boned 30-some women
>have recently expanded hobbies to hiking beyond gaming / anime / lifting
>nothing seems like the right path and am assailed by doubt every day

I have one friend I see once every 3 months or so. I think having friends is more important than a gf.

I think about death a lot lately and it scares me and I want kids. Lots of girls don't want kids these days. I took the virginity of a girl who would watch sermons whenever she stayed over a saturday night, and even she felt she was the exception to being alright to have abortions if it came to it.


I smoke and am in terrible shape so can't donate sperm. My only goal in life at this point is kids. I could die tomorrow and then my bloodline is dead.

i'm 27 and i just need my fucking balls sucked

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>32
>Just moved back to hometown to take care of sick mother and save by living at home
>Looking for a generic office job with my anthropology/english degree, will probably get stuck being a security guard or some bullshit again
>Working on A+ and Network+ certs but a voice in my head is telling me it's too late to unfuck my life and have a house/wife/kids
>Losing weight with keto and planning a couple camping trips at least
>New edition of Warhammer seems surprisingly not sucky so I've dragged that stuff up from the basement

>>38290795
go fuck yourself

oreiiuyr

>>38290899
why? I'm 25, i've lived a while and come from a wealthy family but one of autists.

You think sticking your dick flesh in a woman's pussy flesh changes your life? God doesn't come done wearing a snap back on a beam of light and give you daps for having sex. It's an act that happens and is done.

I don't think I'll have kids, and even worse don't think I'll ever have ones I can pass green eyes onto.

I have 1 friend i see rarely. I'd take friends over a gf. I am very lonely

>>38290896
Just got my A+ and Network+ certs. The tests are rough if you're unprepared. Try the ExamCram books. Read both of those from front to back once for each test and passed in one attempt.

>>38290899
why? he's fucking asians and 30 yo, even numales can manage that

>>38290969
go fuck yourself

oreihogi

>>38290991
i'm 25 dick head

>>38291008
you said you were fucking 30 yo roasties. also you'll be 30 before you can blink

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>>38290990

I'll do that, thanks.

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>30
>no friends
>work constantly for next to nothing
>abuse xtc and alcohol
>lost interest in love and relationships
>only aroused by deranged shit
>never talk to family
>spend 99% of my free time on 4chan

last time I spoke to my dad was on Christmas. He said to make a will because if I killed myself they wouldn't know where to find me or what to do. I was happy once.

>>38291076
I've fucked 30+ women, none of which were 30+ years of age. Learn to read. yes I think that's how life works. The longer you live, the less a year seems relatively. the Older you get the faster time goes,

>>38288667
that's not how the world works anon. Sometimes you don't have a choice. Swallow your pride a little, it'll do you good.

>>38291113
>abuse xtc
you're fucked mate. that shit will fuck up your head so badly things will never be the same. you're literally destroying the reward center of your brain responsible for motivation and reward

Be me
Be 13
At hunting camp
Driving camp jeep alone
Only radio station that comes in is terrible pop music
Suffering through music with the occasional news thing
Mfw Boulevard of broken dreams comes on
Day is instantly better
Continue driving up and down driveway for another hour to flatten out dirt

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>>38278435

If your parents talk like that around you, it's no wonder you didn't "amount to anything". Sheesh, way to give a kid a complex.

>>38280341

+40 here.
Read 4chan for fun and it matches my deranged sense of humor, but I also agree with many robot-isms. Borderline normie compared to robots but robot compared to normies. I don't fit in anywhere.

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>>38280748

/officejob/ for many many years here.

Yes, it's better than being outside or working retail/restaurants

> hours are predicatable
> weekends off
> generally 'respectable' job when people ask you what you do
> inevitably plenty of time to play on the Internet (not porn or 4chan, but general sites)

BUT

> soul-numbing after awhile
> HR policies ridiculous and bureaucratic (watch "Office Space", which is barely satire)
> Probably share an office or be in an open cube with little privacy
> politics from everything about whose turn it is to make the next batch of coffee to what is acceptable in the recycling bin
> if entry-level, will probably have revolving door of managers, some good, most ok, some insane. Maybe even a cool one but those get promoted and out of there
> As happy as you are to have all of the things on the first list, after 1-2 years you will be itching for "something more" and start fantasizing about leaving and plot your grand "take this job and shove it" exit
> never happens, you just stay there as your soul is worn down like stone by dripping water

>>38291329
I know but have you ever tried it? It's only temporary but it will make you feel such a way that you will be sad for other people who never get to know what life can really be like. There is nothing better or more amazing in life than taking xtc. I know if I slow down and only take it once every 3 months that I'll be find according to research but I'm making the same mistake as many do and chasing that dragon.

>>38291205
I have a choice asshat.

My choice is to sit around and do nothing. Move back home.

Live out of my car and just beg for money while drinking myself to death.

>>38291682
and what a choice you've made. dad would be proud.

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>>38283210

Go in, give them a firm handshake, and look them in the eye. That's how you get ahead, son.

>>38284462

Word. I used to manage a retail store, which is like being on call 24/7, for around $30K. District Manager didn't let me make enough decisions to even feel like I "managed" the store (micro-managed everything), but if something went wrong, you better believe the buck stopped with me.

>>38284834

What is the "ID channel"?

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>>38285516

I felt like that at that age, but honestly, life didn't begin til I was 30. I wish I had somehow been able to realize that and just enjoyed my 20s and taken more risks.

By the time you get to 40 (which is still young), you will have very little in common with who you were in your 20s but have learned the lessons from that younger person.

> 's all cool

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>>38286367

Unfortunately, the entire advertising industry spends every minute of their lives trying to make us feel shitty for not having newer, shinier, stuff we don't need but buy anyway. And technology gets faster and faser, making our attention spans shorter and shorter and making us crave more and more immediate feedback.

> imagine what the generation just being born now will be like, and then their kids...THAT'S who we will have to depend on to wipe our asses when we're old

27, stable job, ~90k/yr in a cheapish city, have a friend group that hangs out once a week.

I should be grateful but life feels kinda aimless right now. I guess the next checkbox is a girlfriend, but I'm average looking at best and have a boring personality. not quite sure where to go from here. wondering if i should go back to school just for a change of scenery.

>>38292056
go fuck yourself

origifc

>>38289733

hate to tell you but just 2 weeks in, it's still the "honeymoon period". talk to us in a year when the orientation and shit stops and you have to do real work for assholes who have no concept of how long something should take.

>>38291739
I've worked enough shit jobs that dont take me anywhere for long enough.

I done with that.

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>>38288609
>>getting plastic surgery soon

>>38292056
What sort of job do you have?

unorignal comment

I have a cyst, right on my dick. Right on the shaft. Not a big deal, but it's just one more thing you know?

(27, kv, drunk)

>>38292153
tech, what else do robots do

>>38277633
god you're such a fucking idiot.
> too poor to move out
> consumes dope and booze regularly

>>38292201
what sort of tech?
IT, programming, data base admin, engineering?

>>38292203
kek. unrelated but i made a thread asking why i couldn't be a robot if i made decent money, and what i should spend the money on to improve my life. 90% of the answers were drugs and whores. that's why your bank accounts are empty

>>38288834
>commit sudoku
originllolaolo

>>38292267
half IT, half programming. currently doing some code testing and code metrics.

how do you guys feel about women in their 20s vs 30s?

I find myself enjoying hanging out with older women but you can almost smell their desperation for a family and its such a turn off. 20s girls are hot as fuck but the stupid games they play are super annoying.

was a jobless neet after falling for the uni meme, but in the space of 2 days I have completely turned it around and got a full time entry level job with salary and benefits.

I know Im only 22 but im really excited to start working so i can do shit - relatively low cost of living, free rent, and opportunities to ppretty much do anything

life is fucken great right now fellas

>>38292633
by bragging about that it must now be violently taken away

>>38288609

What do you do for a living that makes 100k as a fellow roastie with a boyfriend I'd like to know.

>>38290969
I'm glad you're lonely t b h

>>38286055
You definitely belong here
Origami

>26
> Senior year of college. Due to depression and too much weed I dropped out previously
>still live at home
>Work in the same retail job selling makeup for one year
>met a guy on the internet
>we've been gf and bf for 5 months now
>he can't seem to hold down a job
> I love him but I think we are fucked if he can't get his shit together
>I loaned him money so he wouldn't be homeless because I felt bad for him.
>he's slightly autistic.
>I always feel sorry for guys and end up loving them somehow.
> I want a wedding and kids and our own place and everything but how can we afford this if he's valet parking cars?
Idk what to do. I love him but it's hard

>>38279651
Sorry, I got drunk and fell asleep.

It's been a long time coming. We used to be best friends, but due to our brain problems, and different ways of dealing with them, we have been slowly drifting apart. They are super paranoid and think everything that I do is an attack on them, I can't fucking deal with it anymore.

>>38281148
I'm anxious to see how the normies all deal with the NEET life being forced on them. I live in Canada and a lot of places are adopting universal basic income, it's fun to see people get so upset about. They bitch that people are leeches and tell them to get jobs, then their jew boss sells their company to a Chinese or Indian person who fires all the full time workers and replaces them with lower paid part time workers.

>>38292845
well, i don't work in retail

>>38292535
18/19 yr old before they get jaded is the only way to go, fuck society like a true robot

>>38279288
Quit now, compensate with weed while you can cope
Way better than have to stand the fucking paranoia, THE fucking paranoia man

>>38293409
I'm starting to feel it already. I've been hearing random voices when I shower. When I go to grocery store I can't stop staring at other people in the same aisle, even when it's some old lady.

But here I am. Drunk again, with my threads open, waiting for (Yous) and nothing else.

>>38293409
Shit dude it's like the slighest noise can set me on edge. I'm fucking in thye shitter

Is getting an escort easy? I'm turning 25 soon as a KHV and I feel like I need to know what a woman feels like. I used to be decent looking and shy when I was young but now I'm bald and I've gotten 0 matches on tinder and feel pretty shitty. Starting to consider rape t.b.h

>>38293606
yeah no one wants to fuck a bald loser with rape fantasies lol. depends where you live, but you'll have to live with the fact that you were so ugly you had to hire a woman to be with you for an hour

>>38293623
Not a fantasy man, just the only way I'm gonna get some. I have nothing else to live for so why do you gotta hate?

>>38276827
39 no work experience wasted my twenties not taking advantage of anything offered but when did show any real in something I really liked although nowadays it barely holds my interest parents never really encouraged me to do anything I think they were content with being at in my room 99.9% of the time only within the last few years have I been able to get help with depression that started around 14-15 not sure what to say while I've been told by my sister its not too late to get into something like a vocational program I know need to do something as I don't want to be a neet forever started in 2009 like some here I just can't find the motivation I've lived in Murica for 20 years have 0 friends but that was my choice around here its who you know and having connections of which I have none its a nice to visit but wouldn't have been my 1st choice for a place to live most people do research on somewhere to live not my dad he just randomly chose somewhere without doing 0 research on something like this

>>38294027
are you a chink? org

>>38293545
It is just going to get worse, you need to stop now and save the most mental sanity that you can

Drink sodas with gas and no alcohol and get high af, it's heathier, and your head will thank you for it

>>38294027
Sounds like you're digging yourself out of a deep hole. Keep working on that depression, and focus on building a life for yourself.

>>38294089
>chink
>39 no job ever

i don't think chink parents allow that.

>>38278411
I get around 2 hours of freetime now that I've been wagecucking at shit job for around 2 months. Now I just wanna neet again. Some days I've only burgered at work too. Fml.
Tfw: too autistic to study for a better job. Just end me.

25th birthday today lads.

Going to watch Spiderman with a buddy. Feeling alright. But I imagine it's going to hit me when I'm drunk later. Most of the dudes I know already own a house/car and have a wife/kids. I just want to be a normie and have a family and home.

>>38280362
>From arts to engineering
Good job.

>>38293606
lol I'm the same situation 26 years old now
I went to a strip club the other day and couldn't get hard or talk to grills
It's a sad downward spiral from here I guess
the autism has taken hold and it's going to be an uphill climb to become normal
I even tried watching gay porn and hanging out with gay people to see if that was answer but it's not, they are cool and have good parties but I can't fathom doing anything with a guy

It's like a constant mental loop trying to analyze everything and construct a response it's too overwhelming

>>38293339

You said you barely work so I'm going to imagine it's Instagram or something. You're lucky you even have that opportunity. The clawing and scratching any guy has to do to make $100k is crazy, haha. At least you're sassy about it!

>>38295063
You ever think that's just how it is though? Like you've grown out of it and you need to find your new 'thing'. It doesn't mean shit that your trying to find pleasure in a strip club. You're over it because it probably on the face of it is in fact shit.

>sitting up waiting for the liquor store to open in about an hour so I can get drunk again
I bought a new keyboard and some movies today. The woman working the register was very friendly and didn't comment on me looking like a crazy homeless person. It was the best day I had in a while. I'n really only posting this because I need to get used to my new keyboard. I miss my old one but they haven't made that model for a long time.

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>>38280808
I just hit 33 will be 34, started a degree at university 31 through at a nightschool bridging course.

I was ill prepared when hitting second year university due to no previous knowledge.

After repeating 2 subjects, I get told that same bridging course superseded 1st year university courses I did.

>TFW doing nightschool and uni at the same time just to finish up at 34.

>>38295395
yeah that could be it, but I feel empty inside and don't know what I can do anymore
been a robot for 6 years and shit it's becoming a normal feeling