>come out of bathroom >coworkers are all crowded around

>no chairs in the workplace, improves productivity
>eat lunch in my car to sit and rest my sore feet
>put the heater on, get comfy and listen to the radio
>finish and go back inside to continue working
>coworkers all joke about eating in the winter cold
>"anon why are you so cold? don't you like us?"
>"he must think he's HOT STUFF ahahahahaha!!"
>"anon what's wrong why aren't you saying anything?"
>"guys anon is giving me the cold shoulder :("
>cackling normies continue even as i'm leaving

i'm going to bring a gun to work some day
and that will be a very nice day for me

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>coworkers spit in my drink if I leave it unattended at my desk
>happens without fail
>if I don't lock my PC they'll get on there and start deleting my shit
>fuck up the adjustments on my chair every time I leave the building

I should've stayed homeless.

>>38288939
next time jerk off

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>>38288939
just tell them you were on the gram looking at memes. everyone does it

>>38289384
>on the gram
???

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>>38289427
you know what is you nigger dont act like you dont know what instant gram is