/britfeel/

*doxxes you*

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>>38283012
2nd for hard knock

>>38283034

>Be in pub
>drunk girl sits on my knee
>*SNIFF*
>mmmm you smell nice what have you got on??
>ive got a hard on but i didnt know you could smell it

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The sight of a new thread just reminded me of that brilliant edition I forgot about. Damn goldfish memory.

4rdth

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>>38283012
Obligatory Cilla post

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>supposed to spend the last 6 hours doing work
>didn't

How's everyone spending their night?

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>tfw you wiII never experience this

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>>38283062
>tfw want to try posting a picture of your area to see if you can catch doxxlad out but he will probably catch you out by some subtle detail you overlooked

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>>38283158
Watching a bit of classic blind date

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>>38283158
>fuck off robot
ill give you three guesses

>>38283110
When I was a kid I'd curl up on the sofa with my grandmother to watch Blind Date late at night, super comfy.

>>38283012

16th for no girlfriend and no hope of finding a girlfriend so someone give me advice.

>>38283205
>so someone give me advice.

Go to >>>/adv/ and ask them instead

>>38283158
Shitposting for another hour or so before I start my new job

>>38283182
a) making love to either/both of your hands
b) crying into your pillow because you have to work tomorrow
c) both of the above

>>38283173
Why don't you trick us out by posting on /soc/ instead you racist lying attention whore
take your little goblin ebin too

>>38283205
>asking /britfeel/ for advice on how to get a gf

do you also go to local meetings for the deaf and ask them to recommend some good albums to you

Reposting as I didn't realise thread has died

>>38282983
I'm generally quite against tripfagging, or at least only to be used when necessary. I only used it really my tripcode posting updates on new Elliot info, or if someone was asking me questions directly, then when that dried up I basically stopped using it. Then I became known as 'shipanon' during my time of daily shipposting, then I've slowly drifted into 'doxxanon'.

>we don't hear much from you
Because I'm anonymous you wouldn't know most of the time when I'm posting, unless I say something specific about van driving or whatever which would imply it's me. I'm here virtually every day without fail, on work days only in the evenings though

>>38282976
I generally like most people here, and although I'm against tripfagging I do like ebin. I think he's a good lad despite the occasional shitposting which basically everyone does now and again. Although I don't really dislike anyone in particular, these cults around personalities which don't even post here and exist soley on discord/steam really shit up the thread.

>>38283245

Looks like you only needed 2, well done laddy

>>38283205
i don't know how i managed it but i have a girlfriend. i just messaged her a lot and complimented her, tried to be witty etc

>>38283169
>actually wanting that
that's how they fucking lock you in for life

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>>38283158
Same as I spend every night. Thingken about no bf and watching shite on youtube/twitch and iplayer

>>38283158
drinking, and thinking of my death.
reading hamlets to be or not to be speach and getting feels tbqhwy

>>38283277
if its with a girl i really love i'd be fine with that

>>38283273

>be me
>talk to 7/10 qt
>we talk for 4 weeks now
>on 2nd week she says she is falling in love with me
>day later she says us, together, is unrealistic as we both have different life ambitions
>she continues to talk to me daily about personal stuff
>past couple of days shes starting to use the same phrases and shit similar to when she said she (((loved))) me

what is this

What site should I use to stream chink cartoons lads

>>38283158
Just ate a load of them sherbet tubes now I feel sick. Might go practice hillstarts in my car later, haven't driven for ages. Going to try heel toe it instead of using the handbrake

I'm killing myself tomorrow at 3pm, lads

>>38283267
i feel for you lad, just finished my shift. luckily i'm off till Thursday

>>38283158
Just came back from an hour of cricket with some acquintances
So prolly take a cold shower and recover

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>>38283158
Tramadol and online games.

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>>38283176
>>38283110
old roasties to the gulag
new roasties to my hug chamber

>>38283346
That's a shame cause I was planning on posting my willy at 3:30

kinda ironic how these capatchas are to verify that we aren't robots....

>>38283339
>Just ate a load of them sherbet tubes now I feel sick
Really makes the brain race

>>38283333
idk, she actually did the same with me. its probably not going to last but i do really like her, love her even.

>>38283367
It's always weird seeing how uncomfortable maisie is in these "tee hee we're comfortable with our sexuality" pics

Even worse because Sophie is obviously really into it. filthy dyke

>>38283404

What's her name mate? And the same, really?

>>38283333

Kev rewarded you with some quads to ease your woe tonight lad

>>38283346
how you planning on doing it.
I've got mine narrowed down to 2 methods. either sleeping pills and a bag over my head. or get some smack, and a few decent sleepers and go out with a smile on my face
I hope it all goes well for you lad

>>38283333
What do you talk about? Teach me how to make someone love me

>>38283456

Be sympathetic when she opens up to you about personal stuff like depression, terrible father; etc.

>>38283362
sounds like a quality combination you got there, stay careful bud

>>38283346
/britfeels/ second suicide in a week.

Really makes ya think.

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45 minutes until one of us gets bullied apparently

>>38283495
Did we ever hear back from pier-anon?

>>38283434
why do you want her name? anyway yeah we talked for a while and she said she "loved" me but a couple of days after that she said that it wouldn't work out and we didn't talk much but then she messaged me saying she really missed me and likes me and wants to carry on so i did and now we are closer then ever but idk if it will last

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>>38283497
well I haven't upset anyone this we-

Riding around London on a bike at 3am is fantastic. Not a single car about

>>38283405
call her a dyke again and I'll throw some of ebin's wall flakes at you

>>38283509
she's playing you like a violin, seems that way to me anyway

>>38283456
compliment her, tell jokes, be witty, be kind and sympathetic, ask her lots of questions about her, act interested in her, flirt with her. idk how i did it, it just came naturally

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>>38283507
You could say he's swimming with the fishes

>>38283520

Are you the anon who lives by Southampton Way?

>>38283509

I was wondering if it was the same person, mate. And that's kinda what is happening now, strange.

>>38283486
Thanks senpai, I like to blame it for my always terrible aim.

>>38283449
Noosing myself in the garage

>>38283512

Have you ever driven on a motorway/dual carriageway yet

>>38283537
i have nothing to offer her apart from my love, why would she "play me"

>>38283567
no I only drive on the same stretch of road, anything else makes me panic.

there isn't a motorway for like 30 miles or something I believe

>>38283567
>>38283588

driving on motorways in the middle of the night is something i find very very comfy

>>38282474
Wow anon you have a great eye for detail, you cut it exactly right, down to the tiny bit of the T on the end

>>38283588
>no I only drive on the same stretch of road, anything else makes me panic.
i feel the same way, although i feel far less stressed driving at night time when it's a bit calmer

doesn't help that i'm a complete retard at driving too, even though i've had my licence for three years

>driving behind some car yesterday
>it stops to let another car out of a side road
>don't notice and go around it
>other car nearly drives into me
>nearly hit some poor fellas crossing the zebra crossing just in front

>>38283546
Nope. im not a regular here

>>38283632

T-thanks anon, I just put it back in the fridge. I've eaten about 1/5th of it today

>>38283638

if the car infront of you had right of way and he stopped to let a car out of the side road then he was at fault, goes down as causing an unnecessary obstruction or something along those lines IIRC

>>38283607
I'd like to get that far desu, I'd probably shit myself and end up having to stay at some hotel if I went too far before daylight came and normie traffic arrived (I've not slept in a hotel since I was a little kid, no idea what the procedure is there)

>>38283638
I can't drive during the day, only the 30second drive to tesco if anything. I've driven 300 miles all in the night/morning when its empty and I still don't feel confident enough to drive in traffic or off the route I know by heart. I also passed 5 years ago somehow. I'm beyond woeful at driving.

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who are you fucking looking at?

>>38283546
I've never said where I live before so I guess it's someone else you're talking about, but that is still fucking spooky, doxxlad.

why are people still scared of driving ffs

>>38283686

This is probably my favourite recent meme

>>38283360
Been having cold showers ever since my boiler broke. Thought it would be hell but i actually look forward to a cold shower then bed.

Someone redpill me on doxxlad, I'm relatively new here

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real babestation hours

alice goodwin

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>>38283707
this was from the last thread

>>38283688
>Driving a hunk of metal in which a mistake can end your life or somebody elses

Also I always think I'm pissing the person off behind me and end up stalling, Its just too much happening in traffic and it overwhelms me. I still stall when i'm on my own at night too haha

>>38283724
Probably just a mod abusing powers. Access to IPs and a bit of technical knowledge can get you far

>>38283673
i dunno about the legality of it, but i still kinda think it's my fault for not paying attention properly, since i should have seen it

>>38283685
>I can't drive during the day, only the 30second drive to tesco if anything. I've driven 300 miles all in the night/morning when its empty and I still don't feel confident enough to drive in traffic or off the route I know by heart. I also passed 5 years ago somehow. I'm beyond woeful at driving.
yeah, i usually only drive to the supermarket these days at silly o'clock in the morning since I'm a NEET, and get super stressed when i have to drive my mum somewhere new or something (even though i have a sat nav that i can just follow blindly there)

>>38283687

The spookiest '''doxx''' I ever did was when someone posted a picture of the view from their balcony, and I responded "You're the middle aged anon from Leicester aren't you?" and that made him paranoid.

I remembered some thread on /pol/ 2 years before where an anon from Leicester said "I recently moved to New England and I've got a lovely view from my balcony over the Atlantic" and I put the two together.

It's the semi-regular anon who used to post here "I've moved to the colonies"

>>38283725
well you pay road tax so you have just as much right to be on the road as anyone else, just do stuff in your own time, there is no rush. People who rush everywhere are terrible at forward planning to begin with

>>38283745
I had a sat nav and still missed my exit off the motorway taking my mum somewhere. Had to keep going for a mile and do a 4 lane roundabout at 50 to get back on track

>>38283707

I'm just a bored autist with an eye for detail

Anybody into urbex here? Wish I wasn't so adept at climbing fences. The trespass laws here are a gift from god and I can't even take advantage of them

>>38283746
>moving to New England
super jelly, that's what i want to do one day

i need to acquire some skills so that the yanks will take me first though

>>38283697
Tell me about it man been having them for a year. Was hard first couple of times but feelsgood after a while

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>>38282543
Well done anon, good stuff. You could also ride it absent-mindedly whilst you do other stuff too if you're up for it
>I'm going to force myself to start antidepressants tomorrow.
Hope they help you start to feel better, I've never tried antidepressants before and have always been a little skeptical of them
>How's life tomoko-chan?
Same old same old, wake up late, shitpost on /britfeel/, play games, bed. Sounds bland but honestly I love it, I consider myself very lucky to be able to do this. I'd like to start watching anime again too, that would give some more variety to this lifestyle. I think I'll watch Serial Experiments Lain, got interested in it after hearing about that SystemSpace cult

>>38283780
inept*

>>38283569
sex, money, power, boredom?

>>38283714
Anyone else just find vaginas ugly/underwhelming? It's just like, 'meh', or 'ew'. Maybe it's because I've been overexposed. I've probably seen tens of thousands of naked women online and now looking at one doesn't evoke any feeling whatsoever

>>38283569
Attention and validation

The answer to every "why" involving women

>>38283714
>Babestation catering to footfags
the state of late night tv lads

>>38283845
It's different in real life

>>38283845
a cock would be an improvement

has love me anon hero'd? Is he the lad that is going to hero in the garage tonight?

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Alright lads, I'm off for my first shift on this new job. Gonna give this wageslaving thing a try.

Will let you know if the fatigue and anxiety from working is better or worse than the depressive, apathetic NEET lifestyle.

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We should try to rig the ITV roulette again one day, and fill the winners board with britfeel gimmicks

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>>38283845
i don't like shaved vaginas and just a picture of one doesn't really interest me but seeing hair poke out of panties like this is hot and turns me on

>>38283869
someone probably called her and asked her to show feet (and fanny)

>>38283941
Did "love me anon" post a waifu pics?

>>38283869
They have daytime versions of babestation where the lad is clearly begging them to wave their feet ot the camera

>>38283960
yea I think so lad

>A few months ago the threads were at their peak, max comfy and max banter
>Then Tilde arrived and gave birth to a wave of shitposting and bent tripfags like shoutanon
>Then Tilde left and things improved
>Now he's back, things are at an all time low.

Hmmm certainly gets the neurones firing I'll tell you what.

Fucking despise the attention seeking bulimic spastic.

>>38284008
check steam lenlad

>>38284008
>he's on the tilde bully meme again
It's not even funny anyone you mong

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what type of underwear does everyone wear?
i'm on loose boxers
but my chicken thighs make them look super baggy [\spoiler]

>>38284008

The last couple of threads have been quite comfy actually

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>>38283991
If it's this one, then no, he didn't an hero. He's a good friend of mine.

15 Minutes until the mystery bully will appear

>>38284008
don't ruin the thread because of your little agenda.

>>38284055
What's this all about then laddo?

BULLY ME PLEASE I WANT IT

>>38284063

Some faggot at around 9pm said "One of you will be rnadomly bullied at 11pm"

>>38283746
Is that the lad where you can barely see the sea behind two massive buildings?

>>38284073
I'll bully you with my penis, lad

I'm not a conspiracy theorist
But I read blogs by scientists and
I believe they know more than we are being told
By the mainstream media sources
Want the truth to hold its horses
So there isn't mass hysteria
As the sea floor erodes
And those in and on the ocean
All say "hey, what's this commotion"
And they try to get away, but they are moving in slow motion
'cause their bodies are so heavy from a substance thick and deadly
They say "I don't want to die, it's all your fault, I wasn't ready."

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>>38284055
I'm willing to make an alliance with you lad. If you get bullied I'll back you up, in return you do the same favour for me.

>>38284022
Does this mean lens a paki then lads?

Tilde defence force is out in droves tonight

You lot can fuck off and all

Don't feed personality drama, guys

>>38284114
CHECK MY LINK ON STEAM LEN FFS ITS A PICTURE OF A DOG

>>38284128
Len went to bed at 9pm like a /goodboy/

>>38284109
seeing how propaki waifuposters are it's possible but unlikely.

>>38284114
you need to realise nobody gives a fuck except you

love tilde x
hate pakis

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>>38284114
the anti-bully rangers bow to nobody
gang signs boys

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there must be 15kg of cakes here
If I had a car I'd probably try to nick 'em

>>38283981
yep, lots of foot fetish on the daytimes shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbkW2Y66fUE

This thread went to shit so fast

>>38284144
you tell a good joke
no body is pro paki.
I didn't think i'd smile tonight, but you lad have made me smile and laugh

>>38284121
Git gud then. Make a meme worth believing in

>>38284172
Noticing a theme?

>>38284172
we're all waiting for the promise of an 11pm bully

if he lets us down I'm out

over the course of the day i've done 20 push ups, 20 sit ups, and 20 squats
this is the first day of my journey

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>>38284188
I noticed it long ago

>>38284172
Some lad got triggered by Tilde (who isn't even here ffs) and it all fell apart like shit dominoes.

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>>38284200
>not doing 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and 100 squats

>>38284221
Never go full Saitama, it's how you become a baldlet.

>>38284205
I must say I really do appreciate Todd posting

I used to enjoy Molyneux posting too, but he's a bit boring now.

Got a few pics and a short tale, lets see if we can salvage this thread

>>38283559
Noose isn't the way to go lad. Embrace the misery and wait it out. Sure some terrorists will do it for you

>>38284272
Molyneux's games are so full of promise, but they never live up to it. Not like mine, remember you can actually climb that mountain in Skyrim, and Skyrim: Special Edition

I think Jeff is a silly billy

>>38284168
OI OI FATTY BUM BUM HAVEN'T YOU HAD ENOUGH CAKE?

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>>38284279

So I was just sat downstairs with the door open, as it's a bit of a muggy night and I suddenly hear a meow next to me. A car has wandered into the kitchen, I went over and stroked it, he is very thin

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>>38284303
Take that back right now!
Y-you're a silly billy!

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Might drop 150 quid on Vale going back up this season lads. Odds are sitting at around 25-1 and I probably won't miss a spare bit of cash if I lose my bet down the line.

>>38283638
Love>>38283688
>>38284314

Its yours now. Take good care. Feed it well

>>38284029
briefs
no saggy balls for me

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>>38284314

He was clearly very malnourished, but I couldn't find anything for him to eat. I decided to give him some milk on a saucer as that's the only thing I could find.

>>38284307
>>38284303

was this the 11 o clock bully?

Cats are lactose intolerant from what I've heard. They'll still enjoy the milk though. Not got any chicken lad?

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>we didn't get the bully
why would someone do that his to me on an English wall peeling forum
>>38284364
I did the Jeff for fun, I expected the real post to follow

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>>38284359

I did have a cat before, but that was over a year ago, after rummaging around I found some cat biscuits I still had, and put them in a bowl for him

>one of my earphones died
Welp, guess I'm in the market for some new earphones. Would one of you nice lads be able to recommend some good ones? I like the ones that rest inside the ear, but not the ones with the prongs that actually insert into the ear canal

Thanks xox

>>38284395
What are you going to call him? I'd go with Annie like the runaway :3

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Cat enjoyed his feast, invited himself in, and now is just sat on the carpet besides me. Camera batteries died but I'll try and find some more. Here is britfeel's latest addition, what shall we name him?

>>38284379

I heard this too, but I thought it would be ok for him to have a few teaspoons full

wheres the bully then?

all this hype for nothing

>>38284449
He's a cutey, grats on the cat lad. Maybe Marko or Damon

>>38284359

Milk cat is real

How do you lads pass the time?

>>38284486
sit on 4chan pretty much

>>38284486
I drink two ciders middle of the day and have a nap, mostly music and masturbating tho.

>>38284359
don't give milk to cats arghh

>>38284502

B-but milk cat?

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>>38283158
Watching Love Island, anyone else see tonight's episode?

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Milk Cat 121

Doxxanon, have you gotten any londoners?

>>38284512
Reality tv is so shit and cringey at some points.
How the fuck do you stand it?

>>38284512
I did

My favourite moment.

Some pie faced, generic slag who wouldn't look special in a Wigan nightclub talking about some Chad

>"Maybe I'll let him get to know me better"

Delusion is unreal with some women

>>38284525

We've already got a milk cat>>38284359

give the cat some water

>>38284466
>>38284466
don't you understand? the waiting, the anticipating, the disappointment. That was the bully

>>38284512
prefer big brother

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>>38284565
holy shit we've been played

>>38284508
notice how milk cat doesn't drink the milk but stares at it with longing. He wants what can never be his

>>38284526

Not yet lad

>>38284486
at the moment im watching wimbledon all day, then eating my dinner having a wank and going to bed
passes time pretty nicely

>>38284434
This happened to me. I use chinkphones

I rip the little mesh out, leave it in water+salt and leave the earwax to dissolve. Pop the metal mesh back in and it's as good as new

You will damage the mesh in the process though

IF it's completely dead then get new earphones. if the sound is just lower then it's clogged

>turns on oingo boingo
>plays air guitar
>chugs pepsi

I need to find this glorious specimen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAkOplQ12Y Doxxlad help me out

>>38284449
same sort of thing happened with the cat i have now except he was really vicious at first.

he will probably end up living with you if he is homeless and you keep giving him food

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>so which one of us are you taking to prom anon?

how do you respond?

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The cat is still here

>>38284650
You keeping him lad?

>>38284618
Not earwax, it's completely died out of nowhere. Was fine the other day. Think the wire's come out of place maybe. I wouldn't know how to fix it

>>38284642
"heh, erm, h-how old are you? im 23"

>>38284665

Might as well, he seems friendly enough and cat food is cheap

>>38284666
try chinkphones. mine were about 12pounds and are great. Chinese are putting out really good quality stuff for cheap nowadays and there's a niche western community surrounding the stuff

>>38284642
the qt in the centre can drive me to Sophie Turner's house

>>38284642
4 and 5 only, rest are shit

>>38284678
Sweet, I hope you treasure him as much as he treasures you, poor lil guy had to creep up on a human to ask for help

I've decided I'm going to call him Xi

>>38284536
Same way I stop myself from killing myself by taking the puss out of it.

>>38284539
I always wonder what women would do without makeup.

>>38284702
gulag cat for pm

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>>38284642
Some anon posted 7's instagram

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Name stray cats after Chinese leaders

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Watch hentai

Xi is purring very loudly

Today has been the comfiest britfeel day in a while

>>38284642
>That womanlet on the right
Need to see creampied by some 6' plus lad.

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>>38284805
still time for that to change haha

>>38284757
im very happy for you lad. hope he stays and becomes your pet.

>>38284805
because ebin wasn't around

>>38284805
this
thanks to all of britfeel though, always makes evenings bearable

Decided to fap after midnight, I don't know if I can hold out for that long.

>>38284849
Ebin was around, here and there.

>>38284868
Strange decision, but possible. I've done it before all you have to do is concentrate on not sleeping.

>>38284849
I have though, just the hate campaign has been suspended and people weren't spamming me or about me for whatever reason they did in the first place

>>38284849
Yes he was you miserable cunt

>>38284642
i'm too old for prom but if i had too i'd pick first left, shes cute and chubby

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>>38284847

Xi is considering jumping up on my lap

>tfw I didn't go to prom

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>>38284842
Sit down lad

>>38284849
leave ebin alone!

>>38284981
me neither, i sat at home on my ps3 instead

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>>38284974

Up he jumps! Xi is purring very loudly now

>>38284974
Are you sure this cat is abandoned

I'm a nice American visting England's can I post in this thread

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dog poo, dog poos everywhere

>people living in shitty little box houses with no gardens

>make it worse with 5 dogs each

40 mintues ago we were promised a bully but were given a cat instead

>>38285002
I stayed home on my PS2. Now I feel old.

>>38285017
take him to the vet lad he might be chipped

>>38284386
>>38284160
Classic Anglo little round head and ugly features. Good grief, you people are ugly.

>>38285017
He needs a bit of wash and a trim, maybe a nice little bath in the morning, pet stores sell cat shampoo, bet he feels a bit ruddy with all that crud on him.

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if I remember right, this place does really nice waffles
with syrup and whipped cream, really fucking good

>>38285110

I'll look into stuff tomorrow, he's just sat on my lap looking at britfeel now

I have a curse lads ama

>sisters wedding is in two weeks
>the groom's best man was my biggest bully at school
>its been a decade since I left school so he won't remember me, right?
>get a facebook message from him today saying he's heard that I'm coming and he can't wait to see me there.

>>38285099
guys I won the bully. Bit late though

>>38285172
is it ever a good night to have it?

>>38285176
don't act nice or civil for the sake of it. Fuck him.
>>38285172
describe it anon

>>38285185
I have it everynight, it follows me, just as it has followed all my ancestors dating back 1600s

>>38285208
guessing its some sort of disease?

>>38285201
The bishop of glasgow cursed my family years ago, all we have known is bad luck and ill fate

To further show this, i was born with an illness literally known as clumsy disorder


Anyway in my latest string of bad luck ive been trying to get into the dating game. Only of the 6 females i have approached all 6 have turned lesbian within a week of meeting them

Someone will be bullied in 36 minutes. Steady on lads

After 13 years of NEET, I get these moments where I think "maybe I should pull my shit together"

Then I think to myself "Why even bother?" and it's back to doing nothing with my days

Almost makes me want to take up drinking full time.

>>38285272
I could tell you all about the bad luck me and all my family get, but im sure yall understand. This is /britfeel/ afterall

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>tfw an hour ago you had no pets and now you have a cat out of the blue

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>>38284642
My prom was in 2007. My old school keeps photos of each year's prom on their website. I went digging and found my prom's photos. All I can say is I went to school with some real munters.

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Xi has nodded off now

>>38285272
>clumsy disorder

i have that too along with dyslexia and ADD

its no wonder i am on britfeel

>>38285450
Are we autism twins?


Daily life is pain normals will never understand amirite bro?

>/britfeel/ steals a family pet edition

>>38285412
Dunno lad they all have vaginas thats good enuff


>tfw these are all out of my league

>clumsy disorder

I learnt to walk before I could crawl which has caused developmental problems for me

Im useless at sports. I have poor coordination. Generally clumsy

Watching gattica lads. If we were in it we'd be the degenerates hehe

>There are girls that will literally kill themselves rather than date you

>>38285513
Matee i couldnt even catch a ball until i were in my teens kek

Truely the robot disorder

>>38285340
Is the asshole cute?

>>38285492

He's all skin and bones, there's no way he is a looked after cat

>>38285538
I still can't catch balls
utterly hopeless

tried tennis once and I couldn't hit the ball once

>>38285525
Oh ye? Well if they tried that on me i'd kill myself right back

>>38285558
Yeah i was bullied throu school because i wasnt one of the "sporty kids"

I just stopped going to PE class vidya is more fun anways

I'm leaving this place for good. All I want is one last dubs before I go. Yes, one last dubs, that would do it.

>>38285482
>>38285482
>Daily life is pain normals will never understand amirite bro?

too right. most people just say shit like "it just means you have to try harder". things other people find easy are an absolute struggle for me.

we're basically self aware mongs. we will always have to work twice as hard as everyone else. its tiring.

>>38285652

Why leave now at the peak?

>>38285652
Looks like you might have a curse on you lad

>>38285448
be a good lad an put up a few 'Found Cat' posters in your area

>>38285680
>self aware mongs


Dear god youve summed it up perfectly

However unlike mongs we blend in with the normalshits. Thus making it even worse when we spazz out during physical exertion

Do you reckon dinosaurs were edible lads

>>38285774
What do you think turkey dinosaurs are made of?

Really sad how Britain ended up architecturally. All of our towns, cities and villages used to be beautiful.

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>>38285774
These ones certainly are. Make sure you have yours with potato smiles.

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>>38285825
Bit boring if you ask me, I prefer the big highrise city looking places

>>38285754
yeah, it is embarrassing. funny thing is, i used to go to boxing classes. i noticed that i would sometimes do really mongy things and spazz out while other people would find the same thing really easy.

>>38285936
I know that feel

I did judo class in my youth, only recently do o realise how much they laughed at me

Xi started meowing again, turned out he was thirsty, refilled his saucer but this time with water.

>>38285932
imagine having a wank there

>>38286075
the whole city would feel it

>>38285176
I feel so sorry for you anon. That's the kind of shit that makes me feel so weak and never want to leave my room

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*Meow Meow Meow*

unrononsorfn

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>cleaning the skidmarks off the toilet with your piss


It doesnt get much better than this bois

What's all this talk about xi jinpingjongjim about lads?

>>38283672
Herpa berpderp Birthday anon! hope it was good. Cake pics were comfy as fuck.

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I WISH I LIVED IN JAPAN AND I WAS JAPANESE

>>38286301

It was the best birthday in a long while actually

>filled up a 4TB HDD
Do I delete part of my precious JAV collection or the 1TB collection of PS3 .pkgs

>>38286326
I went through a period of months of wanting to live in Japan so bad.

Turns out I just wanted to escape my lonely, depressing existence, haha lol

>>38286326
It seems like a wonderful place to visit, and I plan on it two years from now, but I wouldn't want to live there

Anyone in ox18 up for tender bumlove ?

>>38284029
M&S cool&fresh stretch boxers. They're like 6 quid a pair but they're a good fit and lasting. Plus they come in neat
colours.

>>38286475

I'm about 10 miles away, but unfortuantely not up for that

Who /saving/ here?

I don't know how normies do it.
Saving for a house seems like an impossible task for a wagie.

I pirate, steal and have no social life and can barely afford a terraced house in a shit hole and earn 40k. Normies having dates, nights out, cars, holidays, gym membership, phone contracts and designer garbage must have just given up on getting themselves a property. 27k is meant to be the UK average for all working ages last time I checked.

How are you guys holding up?

>>38286326
whats the jap equivalent of a chav?

>>38284168
Such a sad waste.

>>38284314
>A car has wandered into the kitchen
HONK

>>38286353
Good to hear. Did you do anything neat?

>>38286326
Its good if you're Japanese, you'd never be able to live a proper life there as a foreigner though

>>38286546
>How are you guys holding up?

currently failing uni exams. i will probably end up working for minimum wage. i will just be happy to find a job that is comfy. dont care too much owning my own house or being rich. a council flat. the only reason i will need a house is if i get married and decide to have kids.

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>>38286546
You don't buy a house, you rent it or mortgage it, etc

Stop buying virtual shit, one month of gym membership is the same cost as EVE

Normies don't do the things you listed often. If someone's instagram is all wacky parties, it means they only instagram when they party. It could be once a month/fortnight - and generally it is.

National wage is 27k and they live in shitty dwellings like pic related.

>>38286575
for guys I think the stereotype is the wannabe yakuzas. for girls it was ganguro. Dunno if that's still true.

>>38286647
i mean to say a council flat will do me

>>38286638
>Good to hear. Did you do anything neat?

No, I basically shitposted in britfeel all day, but it was very comfy, I baked a cake too. I usually go to the casino for my birthday but have had to save the money for my trip later this week

>>38286663
Yeah looking at LONDON prices at the moment.

Don't know why. I hate it here.
Even the air is filled with shit.

>>38286647
>a council flat
These are an absolute luxury if you're a single guy.

They're all being handed out to single mothers, families and single women.
Single men are literally last on the list

>>38286663
can't even imagine aspiring to own something so shite.
What's there to live for..

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Anyone else remember that time when you went on a school trip and your friends (if any) sat in 2's leaving you the odd one out to sit alone near the front or next to a teacher, and although you just tried to ignore it you could tell everyone thought you were a loner and it spoiled the rest of the trip? I do.

>>38286663
>You don't buy a house
you mean the vast majority don't, a few can afford to just buy a house

>>38286882

yes i remember this feel fuck

Just found a cat in my bed haha whaaaaat

>>38286882

I also remember this unique britfeel

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>>38286882
Fuck, you made me remember that I went to the holocaust museum and drew a picture of Hitler with the pencil and notepad I got from the gist shop to impress the girl I like
I'm sorry Anya

>>38286951

We've already done this one today anon, think of another gimmick

Just found a frog in my bed haha whaaaat

>>38286882
I remember this exact feel
>am the odd one out
>sat next to a total stranger
>pretend to be asleep to avoid conversation
>lean head on window
>coach hits a pothole
>head slams into glass at mach 3
>can no longer pretend to be asleep

Stopped going on trips after that tbqfh

>>38286882
Anyone remember that time you was in a class and the girls would rate everyone by most attractive and you came the bottom, despite it being the top set of Maths?

H-ha, me neither

>>38287011
hahaha whahhaahuuuuutttt????
haha haha
haha

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>>38283012
So lads, I just found out why so many people holiday in Spain.

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>>38286663
You play EVE Online lad?

>>38286882
Recently:
>Sit alone on art a-level trip to Tate Britain
>Small class so we're mostly friends
>The one guy I don't like puts a pic of me on his snapchat with 'anon popular as ever haha' (i saw his phone when he was typing the caption)
>Even though in the coach I was at the centre of a lot of conversations and generally a normie with my mates, non-art students in the year just confirm their beliefs about me as this faggot has 120 friends on snapchat

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>>38286882
>tfw I have an epic trip tale to tell
>not sure if anyone would be interested in it
>usually need people to ask questions because too much happened for me to recall it from the top of my head
Would any of you lads be interested? This is the only interesting thing to happen in my life.

When was the last time you posted in a thread on /r9k/ that wasn't /britfeel/

>>38287239
2014 probably haha

so I've been pretty depressed recently and I came up with a new belief system that's truly changed my outlook and I'd like opinions on it to know if it's actually worth embracing or if I'm just idolizing it because I came up with it

so basically your life is a story and it faces two realities reality one is you're the protagonist of your story and when something bad happens you shouldn't care because it's furthering the plotline so everything good or bad holds value therefore you should embrace it and not worry the second reality is you're not the protagonist and if that's the case nothing you do or experience matters so you shouldn't let it bother you - either everything matters or nothing does

>>38287243

How long have you been on /r9k/? I came in May 2014

>>38287132
This got changed to 16 couple of years ago

Also Turkey get out of European stat maps REEEEEEE

Ok I'm going to ahead and tell the tale anyway. Hear it goes.

>be me
>walk into room
>there's a cat in the bed
>scream "haha whaaaat"

If you have any questions now is the time to ask.

>>38287264
Please don't bully me, anon. That story is the only thing I have.

If you didn't watch this, you shouldn't be in britfeel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvEt5D-c7Y

>>38287234
Jesus, you're spineless. It's no wonder you don't have a gf.

>>38287234
Go for it lad, the night thread has just begun.

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>>38287245
sounds pretty stupid if I'm honest

>>38287256
I actually only came here in early 2014 or 2013, its just gotten progressively worse since then

Also I can't recall going on a school trip past year 6 cause I either didn't bother paying or just took the day off instead, feels good I kept bunking off everything in school in retrospect, I'm sure i'd have even worse memories

>>38287292
Tell the tale lad

>>38284642
>>38284728
>leaving facebooks tracking filenames on the photos
doxxanons going to get you lad, fuck if I had a facebook I'd get you

>>38287359
I don't think that poster is actually a teen girl going to her school prom

>>38287379
no but the filename can also lead to the profile of the guy who saved the picture

>>38287407
i've seen that first posted here many times, i don't it's the original poster still

>>38287489
if someone saved it off here they wouldn't go to the effort to preserve the filename, it'd have a 4chan filename - be honest are you the original poster on damage control? if so anon just deactivate facebook for a few days until anons have forgot about it

>>38287529
no im not, don't use facebook and i'm more into cute boys

>>38285482
>>38285450
I've got dyspraxia. Does that count?

>>38287329
>>38287351
>would have been in year 10 or 11 at the time
>the school was a part of a prize draw scheme
>had maybe a few entries in this (year 7s would have a few hundred since)
>usually these have the kind of prizes you'd expect like ipods or laptops, but also national prizes which are usually just more expensive tech luxuries
>get called out of class to see my head of house
>worried I fucked up somewhere
>get told I won the prize draw
>not just that, but it was the national one
>being the poorfag I was, I thought I was going to get a cool thing I could use for the next few years
>turns out I won a weekend at a place called Camp Beaumont
>I could bring a friend too
>knew an outdoorsy-type guy called Chris, who I brought along with me
>there were two possible places we could go, one I'm pretty sure was just a house which would have been like a minsec prison, the other was an adventure camp, which we ended up going to
>quite quickly I realised this was just a place where richfags put their kids for a week or two, as a result there was a really awkward atmosphere I've not experienced since
>It took a bit, but I realised the head person was actually dwarf who went around on a scooter
>I also found quite quickly that, while there was a lot to do, it took ages to get around to doing it with 2-3 hour gaps between activities, the sleeping quarters were locked so you couldn't even go in there for that time
Over the three days I was there, quite a few things happened including
>the porno incident
>me getting attracted to a redhead
>some girl who swore she wasn't Jewish hitting on Chris
>some kid mourning the death of his best friend

Should I bother with the rest of this, or is it not interesting at all?

>>38287676
Woah woah.
Back the fuck up.
>the porno incident
>me getting attracted to a redhead
>some girl who swore she wasn't Jewish hitting on Chris
>some kid mourning the death of his best friend

You can't just end it there, I need to know more.

>whenever i go to sleep i always wake up at exactly 12
fuck it, i'm just going to stay up till 4 then

>>38287676
not like any other interesting things are going on in /nightbritfeel/

>>38287798
HOW?
I need to get up early tomorrow and by early I mean 10-12ish.

/nightbritfeel/ isn't usually this slow is it?

>>38287601
yeah, dyspraxia is also known as the clumsy disorder

>>38287992
Does that make the Autism Twins the Autism Trio or Autism Triplets?

Or neither of those as I get left in the dust.

>>38287779
>>38287814
May as well go through those one by one, I guess
>the porno incident
After dinner there was one final activity which was usually sitting around a campfire or watching a movie. On the second night, I think, there was the was the option to either play laser tag or watch Aladin. I think everyone but the two French kids there wanted to do laser tag.
Everyone goes back to the dorms to skulk around for a bit until we can go and play laser tag. All the boys are out and lining the hallway waiting for the grills. It had been a good 10 or so minutes so we called them down. The response, either truthfully or in jest, we got was "we're watching porn". Chris and I were the oldest non-staff members there which basically forced us into the babysitters when the counsellors couldn't be bothered to do their job and the girls were aged about 11-15, so them watching porn was a bit of a shock. Word got out of this, and the entire camp went on lockdown. Rooms were searched and the entire ordeal took about 20 minutes. I was more pissed that I had to wait for a mediocre game of lazer tag more than anything. After Lazer tag ended we went to watch Aladin, but it was actually Space Jam and one of the counsellors was gushing over Michael Jordan.

>me getting attracted to a redhead
There's really not much more to it than that. There was a qt redhead that wore a hoodie with big knockers and a long fringe, she was also pretty tsundere that's how I chose to take it, she might have just been a huge bitch and my 15/16 year old peener didn't know what to do. I think I heard that she was 13 but she certainly didn't look it unless she was a chainsmoker

Should I keep going?

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On the lookout for the fox. That glimmer is the reflection off of a cat's eyes. Haha silly kitty

>>38288109
Yes.
Oreghhhhhh

>>38288013
>Autism Triplets?

this i reckon, it rolls of the tongue better

>>38288109
Did she actually have any porn?

>>38288141
Keep us posted if you see it lad

>>38288109
As an addendum to the redhead girl, I remember going orienteering with her because the counsellors wouldn't let me go with Chris who was good at this. She was fucking awful at it.

>some girl who swore she wasn't Jewish hitting on Chris
Chris isn't a bad looking guy, but I wouldn't say he's a chad, especially at that age. Nonetheless, this strange girl found her way into his life. He didn't want her there, though. For whatever reason this girl went out of her way to spend as much time with Chris as possible. Being the polite man he was he never told her to fuck off but he was absolutely thinking it. As a result of her trying to get into Chris' pants she would sit next to us while we were eating and talk about the most inane shit. She made a point to tell us that she did not eat pork. Our initial thoughts were, "oh, you're Jewish?" but she assured us she was a Christian. I think at one point later she said how she didn't think Jesus was the son of god or that she didn't follow New Testament teachings, but just so we were sure, said she wasn't Jewish. She also bragged about being able to just go home because she hated it here or something, I'm not really sure what that was about.
It was really fucking awkward watching Greece one night and seeing her trying to get all close with him, but he clearly was having none of it. Likely the most uncomfortable I've ever been and I have no idea how Chris got through it.

>>38288367
Probably not, but you can't be certain. I think phones were given up on the honour system on the first day.

>>38288141
Are you obsessed with foxes? What are you going to do if you see a fox? A fox got trapped in my friend's garden once and we set his johnson's bulldog onto it..there was bits of everywhere haha

>>38288579
Not obsessed with them generally, but since I saw one 5 days ago I've made a regular thing of looking out for it, and I've seen it every day since then. If I see it I'll try to snap a pic. I got a video of it the other night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiqGkVkin0o