MBTI thread

>robot
>E type
Pick one, normie

>>38260613
Learn cognitive functions theory and get back to me nigga.

All I/E means is where you get your energy from (internally vs externally). In the case of a lot of extroverts they do get their energy from people, but thats not the case for me or a lot of other ENTPs lol. For me I just need to be distracted at all times if I'm not with people which is pretty often.

>>38260600
this image is so fucking generic
it could work with most of the people here, it does for me as an infp, or a friend of mine who's an intp

>>38260998
Well ENTPs, INTPs, and INFPs have a lot in common. The high Ne that all 3 types have will probably make that pic relatable to all of them. But I agree it's pretty entry level non-specific shit.

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>tfw INTP

how fucked am I?

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22 year old ENTP here.
I lived the normie life until I was 18, had a bunch of friends and even a GF.

Now I am a depressed cashier still living with my parents, I haven't even had sex since 2012.

I have no hope or plans for the future, I am just living day to day while my peers are getting married/having kids/buying houses.

I'll probably kill myself in a few years time

>>38261078
don't worry you could still manage to pull up a pretty decent normal facade on your life. tell me just where are you in your life right now

>>38261224
why don't you try changing your life? maybe go to community college if you can or move somewhere else. do you have any passions you can do like traveling or playing an instrument? it can get better, 22 is still young.

-ENTP

>>38261248
i work 2 dead end jobs, and waste my life drinking and smoking to cope with my existance. also tfw no gf

>>38261350

Problem is I don't know what I should study, I have a lot of interests but none strong enough to justify spending 2,5 years getting a bachelor in it.

I was actually thinking about doing a suicide vacation where I spend all my lifesaving's on drugs, alcohol and hookers in some cheap warm country before ending it.

>>38261575
didn't go to college?
what did you study if you did?

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>tfw ISTP
What am I meant to do?

entp here
What's going on bros

ENTP is upgraded version of INTP with all benefits but less autistic, basically high functioning aspergers

>>38260613
ENTPs are cyborgs

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post type and score
additional info if you like

>>38262247
64
I/ENTP

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>>38262170
ENTPs are less autistic than INTPs but at the cost of some intelligence

>inb4 IQ is a meme

>>38261909
Sometimes with getting a degree you just pick something you have a slight interest in and it ends up opening doors to better jobs. Why isn't it justified?

And maybe instead of doing that type of vacation you could just go on a normal one but still do drugs/get hookers if you want? There are ways to do things in moderation and still have fun. I don't think you should give up on yourself yet. There are still interesting things in life you haven't discovered yet. I understand the feeling that life sucks in the present and you want to end your suffering but isn't it at least trying to turn things around before resorting to that? Idk

>>38262626
thus spoke the digits

>>38262127
>tfw always switching between ISTP and ISTJ

>>38262127
be a mechanic or action movie protagonist kek

>>38262626

I just don't see the point of spending 90% of my life doing shitty boring stuff so that I can enjoy the remaining 10%

Life is just too much work for little reward.

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>>38262469
>gifted
more like more likely to be autistic.

Reminder that all sensors are retarded

>>38262758
For me it's been INTP despite being an ISTP.

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>>38262247
76, ENTP, somehow not original.

>creative, smart, idealist, loner, attracted to sad things, disorganized, avoidant, can be overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings, prone to quitting, prone to feelings of loneliness, ambivalent of the rules, solitary, daydreams about people to maintain a sense of closeness, focus on fantasies, acts without planning, low self confidence, emotionally moody, can feel defective, prone to lateness, likes esoteric things, wounded at the core, feels shame, frequently losing things, prone to sadness, prone to dreaming about a rescuer, disorderly, observer, easily distracted, does not like crowds, can act without thinking, private, can feel uncomfortable around others, familiar with the darkside, hermit, more likely to support marijuana legalization, can sabotage self, likes the rain, sometimes can't control fearful thoughts, prone to crying, prone to regret, attracted to the counter culture, can be submissive, prone to feeling discouraged, frequently second guesses self, not punctual, not always prepared, can feel victimized, prone to confusion, prone to irresponsibility, can be pessimistic

ahh yes, the INFP personality type, very impressive

how is an entp girl? like a normie or seems autistic?

>>38261078
"Fuck off Bobandy fuckin cheeseburger walrus motherfucker!"
INTP too

>>38260600
Can someone tell me what experimental living is? Literally never heard that term before

>>38264980
It sounds like simply trying out lots of different new things.

>>38262247
>INTP
>39
My score is lower everytime I take the test, even tough I'm trying to improve my life by lifting. What am I doing wrong? Are INTP's just doomed?

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Reminder to try the big five instead, it's used medically and scientifically for a reason (it works)

Test
http://www.personalityassessor.com/bigfive/

General Info
http://www.psychometric-success.com/personality-tests/personality-tests-big-5-aspects.htm

In-Depth videos:
Conscientiousness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15eTySnWxc
Extroversion and Neuroticism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTAv7eQ-vg
Agreeableness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgRaLmCOwYU
Openness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRFxulvRC7I

>>38262247
INFJ, 126

>>38262247
116
INTJ

Apparently I'm a chad kek
Yeah right

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Quick! Favorite Katawa Shoujo and your MBTI
>ENTP
>Lilly

>>38262247
INTP
https://arfer.net/games/robot-test/
Your total: 95
Your class: Normalfag

It seems I am now normalfag. I no longer belong here. But like the Buddha, is it right to ascend while those around me still suffer?

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>>38262247
17
INTP

>>38267287
Rin

>>38266255
>works
to what end? Being really boring?

>>38266255
>>38267329
>to what end? Being really boring?
If being useful in the real world is boring, then yes, it is boring.

But, while boring, it, well, works. So it's much more useful as a tool to understand yourself and others. and being that it works, you can do neat things like predict people's political affiliations or job success.

>>38262247
Intj

114

>>38266255
>>38267386
While we're on the big five, anyone ever give this guy a listen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCceO_D4AlY
I've been consuming all his lectures and reading list

t. INTP

>>38262247
INTP 38, is there any hope?

>>38262247
41
INTJ
>I had to lie in the captcha

>>38267482
>is there any hope?
Are you still alive?

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>>38267386
On top of being boring, half the traits are portrayed as being negative. You can't ever expect it to catch on. Here's mine anyway

>>38267568
>Are you still alive?
I have a pulse, that's about it.

Eyyyy I'm ISFP and I can't even express myself artistically for shit. How fucked am I?

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>>38262247
49, INTP
I want off this ride

>>38262247
Like 20 and an INTP, I'm actually pretty good at socialising too. I remember when I fist came here, I already had like 36, so there wasn't really any hope with me to begin with.

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>>38262247
INTP, 59

>>38267810
try using google anon :)

>>38267617
>half the traits are portrayed as being negative.
That's why it's useful, and if you don't like it because it tells the truth, that's why you're on this board in the first place. You have a limited amount of time on Earth and males past the age of 26 continuously decrease in their capacity to learn until their death. Use your time better man, you should listen to podcasts and lectures while you do whatever on the internet. It will most certainly improve things and increase your happiness through self-efficacy and knowledge base.

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>>38267617
>On top of being boring, half the traits are portrayed as being negative.
Neuroticism - very high

>People high in neuroticism are likely to experience frequent negative emotions, including stress, anxiety, and feelings of low self-worth.
Alright, sounds bad

>On the other hand, individuals high in neuroticism may experience a richer array of emotions. They are also more vigilant in detecting dangers in their surroundings--both real and imagined.
Hey, sounds good


If you actually read in to the 5 traits, they're pretty neutral. But perhaps, down to the individual level/situation, a trait can be perceived as negative. But also, the Big5 can be used as a fairly accurate test of job/situation success, so a particular trait might actually be negative, depending on your situation. And so if it is a negative, perhaps you need to work on changing your situation. I mean, look at the Robot Test above, it's all about tracking your current situation (and helping you find what you should work towards)

>>38267887
No fuck off, I'm happy as I am. Treating psychology like a hard science will only lead to disappointment.

>>38267931
Name one negative to high conscientiousness

>tfw ISFP
>tfw no ambitions
>tfw just want to travel the world and never have to work

>>38267984
Conscientiousness is divided into orderliness, industriousness, and self-efficacy. Orderliness and industriousness are quite different. The latter is arguably the better trait to have, especially in association with high openness. Industriousness refers to someone's propensity towards occupying themselves and improving. It is heavily correlated with entrepreneurship and is the more artistic facet of conscientiousness. The best entrepreneurs are very high in industriousness but less so in orderliness, because orderliness inclines someone to organization and more routine work with less risk taking. People who are at the highest level of orderliness (or the highest level of conscientiousness in general) have lower levels of openness and are more prone to being judgemental and close-minded due to their attachment to routine and tradition. This suppresses their individuality to some extent.

Max industriousness = entrepreneur
Max orderliness = wageslave

>>38267984
>Treating psychology like a hard science will only lead to disappointment.
IQ and the Big5 are the only things to have come out of psychology that appears to real and useful. And by real and useful, I mean able to accurately predict future outcomes.

>Name one negative to high conscientiousness
"They tend to respect authority and follow rules." It's all fine and good if the authority/rules you are respecting are good/right. But if they're wrong or bad, then you're fucked. (Or you might be fucking other people)

>>38268091
>>38268065
What a crock of baloney. anyway I'm bored now so can we at least do something fun with it?

>>38268123
You need to learn more before having fun with it, it's a scientific model built over the course of decades by teams of psychologists as opposed to the MBTI which has largely been reduced to a horoscope for the masses to consume. The big five requires a deeper understanding to use as it is more in-line with reality. Listen to the lectures in the initial post over the next day or few, they explain things very well and they are certainly fun.

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>>38268158
Fuck off then, this is an MBTI thread. take your smug attitude and shitty test elsewhere.

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>>38268212
>shitty test
>objectively better at predicting tendencies and outcomes

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>>38262247
ISTP

Score is in the pic.

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>>38268270
good luck finding someone that gives a shit

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I'm INTP and I dont wanna share anything with anybody I dont know anymore unless I happen to be the center of attention like being a DJ or discussing about similar interests if we do. Even anonymously I feel people dont deserve it and even writing this is awkward. But this is my contribution to the mbti thread.

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>>38268212
>>38268336
SAVE YOUR FATHERR

>>38262127
I got ISTP as well.

>>38268381
what is it that you are trying to tell me here?

ENFP here, ask me things.

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>>38260600
a-am i w-w-welcome?

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>>38268608
You're very welcome here. pic related was an INFP too

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>>38262247
INTP
118
lmao

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>>38267287
>INTP
>my deaf rapist wife

>>38262247
intp, 21
It wouldn't have changed my score, but being a proud parent only giving one point is retarded. That alone is far more than a 58th of the way to not being a robot. It's all the way.

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>>38268691
You can't get it without a bunch of relationship points though

>>38268650
>mediator
>defeated by someone shutting a door
checks out

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>>38268689
>People unironically like shitzune

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>>38267287
Intp
Rin

>>38267287
ISTP
Lilly

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>>38268738
>not unironically liking Shizune

>>38268721
A minimum of only 13 prerequisite points.

>>38268784
Its almost universally agreed that she was the worst written character and route.

>>38268823
And yet she's still best girl. I bet you like that shitty bacon bitch

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>>38260600
What is the significance of this meme test?

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>>38268836
bacon was a shit that dragged down true best girl

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>>38268872
>liking that blind cunt

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>>38262247
62. mask anon reporting in

>>38262469
Given that MBTIs absolutely change throughout life, would this only be applied to when you're really young (5-11)?

>>38264249
same. sometimes i get INTJ too.

ENTP here. Replace the entire thing with puns and you have me.

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>>38268893
>Liking that deaf bitch

>>38267287
INTP
I only played Emi's route but I know she is the one. People who play more than one route or are degenerates.

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>>38269168
>liking the anal slut

>>38269213
if you don't fuck your waifu in the ass you are a beta nerd

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am INFP, what do mean?

>>38269482
Research type functions and your big 5 and your enneagram to make sure it matches with your personality you stupid ass motherfucker shit do we have to fucking spell it out every time?

>>38269066
At least she can see

>>38269714
At least mine can hear. How does it feel to know that your wife will never hear the splendid sounds of music?

>>38269762
Fine because she can enjoy the beauty of nature. How's it feel knowing your wife will never know what her own child looks like

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>>38269787
At least mine will have a child

>>38269847
>implying she won't miscarry

>>38269856
Fortunately, she doesnt have the dirty womb you're comparing her too.

>>38268594
Why are ENFPs such faggots?

>>38269909
>has to make shit up because his wife is so shit
Ha

>>38262247
Intp 64
I-is there a way to fix it

>>38269978
>Has to project his wife's shortcomings out of jealousy for another mans wife.

>>38270081
Yeah that describes you perfectly

>>38262247
infp male, 19. score of 44

>>38270090
only thing short about me is my list of reasons why shitzune is in any way a good girl

>>38262127
You are THE warrior personality. It is your destiny to fight heroically in the upcoming race war.

>>38270155
>>38270090
Honestly i love it when other waifu fags banter with each other.
They never run out of shit talk and its fucking hilarious.

>>38270155
Lilyfags are too dumb to think of any thing

>>38270219
Smart enough not to marry a pile of horseshit

>>38262247
INTP
76

>>38270244
At least you admit you married horseshit

>>38270263
Shitzunefags choose sight over hearing and still cant properly read a post

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>>38266255
>>38270068 (me)

Im also a programmer

>>38270285
Oh no I'm saying you married horse shit and you aren't smart at all

>>38270311
Cant be too smart yourself if you're marrying plops of horseshit you find on the sidewalk but hey, at least i was smart enough to marry a girl whos best friend didnt want to fuck them

>>38270379
>so best even your own friend wants to bone you
>this is apparently bad
>Lilyfags can't handle adult relationships that means you can be romantically attracted to someone but mature enough to accept they don't feel the same way

>>38270568
>adult relationship
>had to call it off the moment school ended

>>38262247
135 ENFP Origanolio

>>38270712
>adult relationship
>blossoming over time as two people grow and not immediate "Well guess i rabu you now"
Yes Lilyfag

>>38262247
INTP
38

>>38270790
>shitzune calls someone else out on blossoming relationships

>>38270842
>Lilyfag can't mention good things about his wide and can only poorly shit talk others

>>38270867
Luckly my wife isnt that wide, only tall. Not too mention she has a lovely singing voice and wonderful manners. Shame shitzunefags cant say the same

>>38270986
>Luckly my wife isnt that wide
How would she know she can't see herself
>wonderful manners.
Ha. She's a fake bitch

Shizune is a determined, stubborn, and smart woman who knows what she wants. Enjoy your ditzy tea slut

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Im infj
my waif is Aya

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Explain ISFP further, preferably through memes.

>>38260920
>robots using blackspeak
gtfomb

>>38262247
ISTP.
82

>>38260600
It is feels man fuck. Like I'm always obsessing over shit like a complete autist but I'm always in people's faces about shit so I just sound like a self important arsehole

Was Jesus an INFJ?

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>tfw ISTP

Am I weird?

>>38271475
I think everyone says so
but some say INFP

>>38262247
62
I(S/N)TP

>>38267287
INFP & Lilly :3

>>38262247
129, dammit

16personalities says I'm ISTP

But when I look at the INTP Wikipedia page

>N - Intuition preferred to sensing: INTPs tend to be more abstract than concrete. They focus their attention on the big picture rather than the details, and on future possibilities rather than immediate realities.

I focus my attention on the big picture rather than the details but I focus on the immediate realities

So...IS/NTP?

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I have literally never met a more distasteful bunch than ENTPs, they're always stirring up shit and trying to start arguments for no goddamn reason. I swear, if i was able to exterminate one race of individuals it wouldn't be the jews, the arabs, the blacks or anybody like that. No, it would be the ENTPs. Nothing of value would be lost and i wouldn't be surprised if all the civilizations of the world attained complete harmony.

>>38271677
you're probably INTP since you're here
half the sorry fucks on this godforsaken website are INTPs

>>38271874
>you're probably INTP

So I'm an aspie?

...well, I always thought I was an aspie, anyway.

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>>38262247
128

ESTP

>you have been muted cuz your comment was not original ffs

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>>38266255
ISTP here
oreginolliono

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If ENTP is an upgraded version of INTP..

Is ESTP upgraded version of ISTP??

>>38271677
Immediate realities is istp

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>>38262247
38
>>38266255
pic
>>38267287
I don't watch anime

INTP

>>38264412
I knew an entp girl, she studied comp sci and linguistics. Did well despite playing vidya most of the day.she was obsessed with other peoples types and guessing other peoples types. The kind of person you dont want to fight with, razer sharp debate skills. She would jump from person to person once she got bored of them. Interesting to talk to but you dont want to get on their bad side

>>38262247
>ENTP
>81

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>>38262247
ENTP
59
At least. I would like to get some more points, cuz I have enough rational Tinking to change shit in my life. I need a GF, really.

>>38272292
aw

I'm okay with this, tb h

>>38262247
21, failed INTJ
also 82 and above GET OFF MY BOARD

>>38272739
No you're normalshit and a newfag get the fuck out. Also you're mistyping yourself fag

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>>38262247
ISTP

I feel no emotions except for blinding rage and luls

Every day is boring and all I do is play vidya all day.

I'm taking a summer class too.

Breaking the entire family's bank so I can go to school without debt

All for a kissless virgin borderline hikki like me

>>38272242
Both are equal in their abilities, but the ESTP flaunts it in your face and openly shows he thinks he's better than everyone else. He'll make sure you know he's the best and is not afraid of taking action to get what he wants.
ISTP can do everything the ESTP can, he just doesnt want to because he doesnt like attention or standing out and has no drive in life. He knows whats he good at and what not, but he keeps to himself, so he comes off as coolheaded, cold and careless.

ESTP is the chad in the normie world
ISTP is the chad in the robot world

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>>38271862
>t. butt blasted son of an ENTP parent
ROFLCOPTER

>>38262247
93
INTP
Have I broken the cycle?

>>38272859
>ISTP is the chad in the robot world

kek, if only

Also, are INTP the geniuses of the robot world?

>>38262247
ISTP
physical aspect of me was never a problem luckily

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>>38272993
>>38262247
aaaaaaand i manage to forget the picture.

>>38262247
ISTP
26

>>38272930
no INTP are fucking faggots.

>>38273018
>no INTP are fucking faggots.


Really ?

(fuck this 'muh non-original post' concept)

>>38262247
intp
141

guys i made it

>>38262247
INTJ 18
I'm working every day with small steps to improve my life

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INTP master race
If you're not INTP you can't be a robot and you need to get the FUCK off /r9k/

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>>38266255

INFJ' LARPER's have no idea what they are talking about but they LARP so hard that people just just accept their opinions as facts.

This tendency is perhaps the most controversial stereotype in MBTI and INFJ's in particular dislike it for this reason. It's funny because as an INTP I am particularly susceptible to these tricks since your strong ethical can easily enchant confused INTP's by appealing to their weak and emotionally vulnerable side.

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>>38273731
The INTP must fear the ISTP

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>>38266255
>that Conscientiousness score
Well shit

INFJ reporting in

It's hard being this superior

>>38273815
>wants to make you ahegao
kek

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>>38266255
>Take this test
>1% neuroticism
>My face when
Makes sense. I live my life by the phrase "take it easy".
I can't take a screenshot on my device but my scores were
>Extraversion 5%
>Agreeableness 31%
>Conscientiousness 12%
>Neuroticism 1%
>Openness 80%
INTP by the way

INTP here.

Intelligence doesn't mean shit if nothing can hold your attention for longer than a week.

ctrl+f esfp

sad if true

>>38273731
name 1 good thing about being an INTP (you can't)

t. INTP

>>38262247
i'm collecting all the replies, chart and graph incoming

>>38274115
You are not an INFP

You can actually manage something with enough support

>>38273865
appreciated and saved

>>38274115
INTP aren't brainlets like everyone else

>>38274294
feel free to spread it my...ISTP brother?

>>38260600
INTP NORMEL REPPORTING IN

>>38268964
Oh my fucking god.

READ COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then you'll see why changing types is impossible.

>>38260600
>Pisces INFP male
Help

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>>38274126
First, the types
(of those who answered to the post)

Everyone who scored over 50 should just get out.

>>38274190
what's wrong with infp tho

>16personalities test : ISTP
>OP's test : ISTJ

Is it less psychopathic?

>>38262247
>89
>INTP
Pretty good for an KHHV

>>38268964
The results are based on a paper that measured it from students, I believe.

Also, >>38274682

>>38274877
Yeah. ISTPs use inferior Fe, whereas ISTJs use tertiary Fi, so generally ISTJs will have more empathy.

Just an average, though. You can still be a total cunt of an ISTJ, don't let me ruin your dreams, Anon.

Here's some others if you're unsure:
http://jupiter-34.appspot.com/
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

>>38274682

My type changed throughout my life tho retard.

>>38262247
>INFJ
>78

>>38274827
fuck it im bad at exel if anyone wants to do it, give me a https://www.10minutemail.com adress and i'll send you the file

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>>38262247
INFP, I will most likely be dead within a year

>>38275252
No.

If your type changes, you wouldn't even recognised how you think, the mental building blocks of each type are discrete and completely different, not just a spectrum you can slide up or down depending on how you feel each day. They literally think using different mental processes.

Your behavior changes, sure, but your fundamental way of thinking can never change, even though you may behave completely differently now, your brain still processes information in the same way at the fundamental level, MBTI (or cognitive functions) was never intended to be some kind of date matcher or tool to find your perfect career, these are lies and bad science that came later and were introduced by non professionals looking to make money instead of doing any serious academic research.

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>>38275167
Just did your first test, I'm not an anglo and I'm way too lazy to translate all those questions from your second test in my mother tongue.

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>>38274463
indeed my friend, and i will definitely share, because its true

>>38269933
Cool the thread is still up. I had to go to work. Anyway, because we sublimate our own selves for the well-being of others, and sometimes that shows itself by being overly warm and for guys even effeminate. I'm not gay but my love for people generally makes me a bit bisexual. I've been gay with guys just because I like making them happy. But I'm not gay, I swear.

A question to ISTP's

Can an ISTP have literally no skills with tools, be totally indifferent towards cars, planes, bikes and technology in general and judge other people, ideologies, cultures or religions?

>>38276155
>Can an ISTP have literally no skills with tools, be totally indifferent towards cars, planes, bikes and technology in general and judge other people, ideologies, cultures or religions?
Then you're probably not ISTP. Feel free to do enneagram test.

>>38271210
hi rem

>>38276539
hi ram

>>38275167
Am ISTJ, have been accused of having no empathy a number of times in my life.

>>38276559
because it's probably true, lmao

t. someone well acquainted with ISTJs

>>38274870
Nothing. Im an Infp and am less autistic than this board in general. It's mostly shitty memes, tumblr girls and everyone wanting to be a special snowflake artist iNtuition type that give us a bad name.

>>38276613
t. normie

Oregano pastrami

>>38262247
unironically 137
INTP
this is normie tier not sucesfull
sucesfull is much more

>>38262247
ISTP
9

>>38276588
I fundamentally don't understand empathy. Help.

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>>38262247
ESTP
38

>>38262247
42, ISTJ
Biggest hits in mental and social

>>38276155
Yeah. MBTI doesn't say anything about your hobbies or opinions

>>38262247
ISFP
57

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>>38266255
Man, somehow, seeing it spelled out like this kinda hurts.

>>38275492
socionics can accurately predict how types interact, though.

>>38277484
Socionics is not the same thing but I admit I don't know much about


how accurate are these predictions and is socionics worth learning about?

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What the best match in a relationship for an intp?

>>38277903
entj or entp

>>38277392
Tell us what it's like in the shadows. What knowledge is hidden in the dark? How do we save ourselves from what is beyond the light??!!

>>38260613
ENTP and still khv

>>38275492
How do you know there is no underlying sliding spectrum affecting the blocks?

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>>38277392
How's this for spelled out?
>>38277954
The dark is dark. Leaves me guessing you should cling to people that aren't here.

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>>38262247
>INTP
>68
Most of my points come from physical and social, since I'm not being addicted to anything and having decent hygiene, and used to have a decent amount of friends. Plus I live with my family so socialising is kind of inevitable, still a khhv though.

I'm not seeing an invite code anywhere, what gives?

>>38267287
l
INTP Hanako besto

>>38274014
>can't take a screenshot
Do you not know how?

>>38278852
Yeah, I'm using some amazon tablet. Maybe I could get an app or something for it but I don't really give a shit.

>>38262469
source on that graph?

>>38278898
Press and hold volume down and power, together, in that order?

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>want to be INTJ
>literally just INTP

>>38278696
INTP
70
every single social point came from being an alcoholic

>>38278964
Neat, thanks. I'd take a screenshot of my results but I closed the tab like 5 hours ago

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>>38266255
me, should I end it?

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>>38266255
Well color me surprised. Original suicide note incoming.

E/INFJ here
That is, whenever I test my e and I are within 10% of each other, but whatever
What's everyone's favourite dinosaur?

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>>38266255
How autistic I am?
Conscientiousness should be a bit higher because I answered incorrectly to one question

>>38277954
There's nothing to see in the dark.Only lots of anger and frustration that, at some point, boils over until you're just a smug little shit with nothing to be smug about and then you'll actually start working on your master's thesis because you have already seen everything life has to offer and nothing better to do.

>>38280475
>answered incorrectly to one question
for what purpose?

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>ENFP
>mfw I get the INTx emotionally invested in the conversation

It's so cute watching them go from being all apathetic and distant to resembling excited children when they're discussing something they actually care about.

>>38280585
That's quite nice of you.
We probably wouldn't have to be so apathetic if we actually had people who we could discuss our interests with.

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>>38266255
oh shit

Diese Beschreibung ist nicht eindeutig.

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>>38280741
this is the most unusual and improbable score I have ever seen, I need to know your MBTI

>>38280475
Very high level autism

>>38277392
ouch

>>38273913
>>38272457
>>38270288
This is okay, just work on your conscientiousness and purpose. Check out the conscientiousness lecture in the guy's links.

>>38280302
Well you have the conscientiousness going for you, you should be capable of surviving at least

>>38272231
archetypal wagie?

>>38279903
That's a good score for unique artistic potential, but you need purpose and direction to utilize it

where my INTJ mastermindbros at?

>>38276176
>Feel free to do enneagram test.

okay, I did it (I hope it reliable)

It says I'm 6w5

What does it mean...?

>>38281729
it means after you do the test and get the results, read the explanation too

>>38281748
fine lad

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>>38281217
right here nibba

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How the fuck are you supposed to work a job as an INTP without wanting to kill yourself?

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Any ENFJ here?

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>>38282021
Work simple, solitary manual labour that requires minimal attention and spend your working hours listening to music and imagining the same inane shit you always do.

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>>38262469
i have a very high IQ, IQ is a fucking meme, unless you want to spend your days speed running brain training games it's fucking irreverent.

>>38282129
In what work can you listen to music? maybe I will survive 8hours with it

>ENTP

What's it like to care about things?

>>38262247
64
ISTP
ravioli ravioli this post is originoli

>>38262247
intp42

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>>38262247
ISTP
originaloj

>>38273731
>cant be a robot
>get off /r9k/
you say this like its some sort of a punishment.

>>38260600
ISFJ

I get something different every time I do one of these bloody things

Well, okay, I'm not sure I'm ISTP anymore

Yet every test tells me I'm ISTP

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Someone who understands this help me out with what this means?

>>38282937
RCUEN. Correlates to ISTP, although not exactly.

>>38283013
On OPs test I got ISFJ.

Seeing as on both of them I got IS I'm booking my flight to Syria

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>tfw entj and only purpose of wanting to be successful is to ruin the lives of normies and get away with it by being filthy rich and living the fine life

>>38275492
>these are lies and bad science that came later

MBTI itself is already a joke

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>>38282241
>high IQ

>frogposter

nope

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>>38266255
This is cool, I guess. Got ISTP

>>38283236
>high IQ

>4chan poster

[I'll block only one path]

>>38262247
>INFP
>65

>>38283483
>everyone on 4 chan is dumb like me

>>38283561
that's the meme and you're here with me

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>>38283013

Please, what does it mean, doc?

>>38282021
I switch jobs every 2 to 4 years. I might get luckily and find a job I like, or at least learn enough about myself and the world to better aim myself towarda a more agreeable job.

But nowadays I think about self employment.

>>38262247
100 and ENFP

>>38282021
Think of something fantastic and work towards making it a reality. Everything around you was made by man at some point in history in some place; it's your turn to pull out that banana and show it to the world. Good luck.

>>38283199
This is me

What's your motive for doing so?

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>>38283236
yes i have a high IQ, 168, 99.9997th percentile, however i am not super duper intelligent, certainly not in proportion to my IQ, i just like pattern and logic puzzles. I also like pepe the frog.

>>38262247

>INTJ / 79.

What did he mean by this ...

>>38280357
very good letters

ENTP here
being a cyborg is a suffering; you're too normie for robots, because you still like going out to art museums shit while you're also too robot for normies for you still like your chinese cartoons, obscure games and technology

i probably lost all the chances to be happy or to succeed in something

>>38285050
Being a cyborg isn't too bad. You just have to hide the normie part around robots, and the robot part around normies.

>>38285334
And find a cyborg girl...
I've been with a shut-in INFJ - she had great sense of humour, good taste and she was really caring, but I got that "wandering eye" due to wanting to do something she wouldn't do (as a shut-in).
I'm with a ~normie INTP now. She said she liked similar things, but I don't feel the same connection. I kinda "have" to tell her about the Internet, good games (she hasn't played almost any, apparently) and worthwhile anime.
Because of unrelated problems I'm constantly analyzing everything, comparing these two and I start missing the connection I had with that INFJ one. She sure was great.

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>>38262247
>ENFP
>80

>>38267997
this is me right now. i'm an ISFP and don't work. i just sell things online to make rent money and work on my hobbies all day. living the dream desu

>>38285334
This, you can fit between both groups if you try hard enough so take advantage of it

>>38262247
ISTP
27
how did i do then?

>>38285557
fellow isfp here, on the fuck work boat as well. what do you sell and on what platform? how much do you make? any tips for someone who would like to try the same thing?

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ISTP here, how am i doing?

Any other INTPs always coming up with random ideas and projects. I have so many that I want to complete but I'm too much of a pussy to do because they're either too crazy or illegal.

>>38285860
Most of mine are just too time consuming or require lots of money.

>>38285860
Yes. I try to focus on the ones within my reach.

>>38262247
115
INFJ/INTP. for some reason i get each interchangeably.

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>>38262247
84
INFP
oregon

>>38285860
ISTP
but still yes, though i do actually make the ones i can

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>want to be around people when i'm alone
>want to be alone when i'm with people

>>38262247
TIL I'm a chad. thanks boys. if i took the test 3 months ago I'd be a robot for sure

>>38285050
Being an ENxP cyborg can get pretty rough. You constantly have to keep yourself in check so you don't reveal your depths to your normie friends and end up alienating them.

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>>38266255
>INFP
Got average on everything that matters

>>38285818
You're like a little baby

Watch this
>>38283623

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>>38260600
>INTP
>Going to Uni to study animation
>Despite what people tell me I have a strong feeling that I'm not ready for this
This is freaking me out. What do I do?

>>38281211
INTJ. Is it that bad?

>>38288271
Do it anyways. You don't do something because you're ready, you do it because it's worth doing.

(I was going to originally write: Do it anyways. Who cares if you fail, because you already failed by paying for an arts degree.)

>Extremely smart seriously very smart
>Also pretty lonely and feel incapable of a romantic relationship
>Take the test
>INTJ
So nothing's going to change from here then... That's just it...

>>38288394
Yes. You will be smart and productive, but live and die alone.

>>38262247
144

I come here every once in a while to see how you all are. As you can tell by my score, this board isn't home for me. However, I know the path to greatness, and thus I make an offer to any willing to accept--join me, and let's become extraordinary together. Come fuck wit' a real nigga; I am ready when you are.

Kik: wake_the_beast

>>38288271
Uni is hell for an intp
A friend of mine did animation, he worked night and day grinding his skills and got a job out of it. He's an ixtj though

>>38288499
well, in other words, you're aspie

>INTP
>went on 5 dates in the last month
>2 enfj, 1 entj, 2 enfp, 3 of them very attractive, the other 2 were ok looking
>dates went for 3 hours, mostly just me asking questions and the girls talking and talking and talking god girls love to fucking talk about trivial nonsense (this is a recommendation to other anons, don't talk about yourself, you will remain mysterious this way, trust me)
>didn't develop any feelings for them
>never interacted with them again, 3 of them send me messages the day after but I didn't answer
>a gf just feels like a waste of time and I live way too comfy... I also have a huge fear that I'll get someone pregnant

25 yo virgin here, bothered me my whole life but now I think it's not so bad. non inxx types are animals to me

>>38262247
116

what am I even doing here, the fact that I keep coming here even with that score must show there's something wrong with me

>>38288976
>non inxx types are animals to me
That's because they are animals

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What is having an ENFJ girlfriend like?

>>38288976
shit man, what a chore. where'd you find them, how'd you pick up their MBTI? What kind of questions did you ask?

>>a gf just feels like a waste of time and I live way too comfy... I also have a huge fear that I'll get someone pregnant
Same. Well, not so much that I'll get someone pregnant, but that I would bring a child in to this world with the wrong woman.

>>38288499
I like INTJ's, but they never seem to like me. But maybe that's why I like them?

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I just wish nature didn't make every none inxx so retarded. I can understand that humanity wouldn't survive if there were only thinkers, but still...

>>38289039

the worst ones were the entj and one enfj, fucking self loving to the point were it becomes absurd, pic related

>>38262247
INTJ
82
Pretty good desu

INTP-T here.
Someone should definitely cut my life into pieces.

>>38289312
>lowercase j

Isn't that socionics and the "j" would be "P" in MBTI?

>>38289260
I use the site meetup.com it's very easy to meet people there. I also know so much about socionics now that I can get pretty much any women I want in a 1 on 1 conversation.

I mostly asked them basic questions like where do you grew up, whats you favorite blah blah etc. they were all extroverts so I didn't need to do much

>>38289352
only for introverts, usually they use different letters to prevent misunderstandings.

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>>38267287
INTJ
Anal Girl

>>38273815
>wants to make you 'ahegao'
i should probably feel ashamed that this is 100% completely true

>>38262247
INTP 104
19
>trying to recover from what was essentially a 6 month LSD binge.
>developing a drinking problem and constantly ruin my friendships.
>manipulative and what some would call emotionally abusive to any female partners i've had.
>suspect that im on the spectrum of psychopathy, no edge implied it's just something i've thought about

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>>38290021
Ever heard of Sam Vaknin mate? He's a diagnosed narcissist (twice now) who muses on his own thoughts/mindfuckery and it might be helpful for you to read some of his huge catalogue of thoughts to get more of an understanding of why you act the way you do.
I'm currently trying to stave off alcohol addiction and his work as helped me immensely.

http://samvak.tripod.com/abuse.html

You have to want to stop, if not for others' sake than for your own. This path is only going to destroy your false self-image which you probably don't want.

alcoholism is fucking hard brah, best of luck. What triggers you to want to drink?

>>38262247
This is what I got

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>>38290021
oh and also heres this thingg

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>>38290142
Interesting, I registered as ENTJ for awhile (5+ years ago) and then ENTP for a few years and now I'm narrowly INTP (literally by 1% margin to extroversion). Seems to be the going trend with you robot fellows. hope I can give some positive advice in these threads and maybe learn about my own pathology, super interesting so far.

>>38290202
Your high openness, average neuroticism and low extraversion might all be factors in the LSD binge man. Don't feel guilty for having done it, did you learn anything in the six months?

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>>38290142
No i haven't ill check him out.

>triggers me
I'm trying not to use any other harder drugs anymore and after all the LSD weed makes me feel schizo, so it's really all i have left to conquer.
I just don't give a fuck when i'm drunk and people like me more because of that. But I also do fucked up things or am brutally honest sometimes for the same reason

>>38290311
Oh snap I think I did this test you posted awhile ago, can you link it? the fucked up things/brutal honesty isn't necessarily a bad things unless it's EVERY time you drink. How many drinks per night and how many nights a week do you drink regularly?

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>>38290295
If anything was learned it was quickly forgotten. No short term memory, smoking a cigarette instead of eating a meal, being essentially nocturnal. The past was forgotten and the future was just the assurance that i'd probably kill myself in a few weeks anyways. Some people say to live in the moment but i don't think that's what they meant. It was like I did not exist.

Some of the trips were damn fun though haha. Doing a whippet while tripping off my ass then sprinting down a coastal sand dune was one of the highlights

>>38289241
I'm biased against ENFJ, but I wouldn't want to date one because they are just as warm and friendly to everyone as they are to you. They put up facades. The relationship would lack some emotional intimacy, exclusivity. Would also be high maintenance, as she would talk endlessly and always want to complain about her day, etc. The plus side is that they would be communicative and devoted to maintaining the relationship.

>>38290366
sorry don't have the link. its called the autism test or something

Basically if I have alcohol ill drink it. If I'm with friends and they have alcohol i'll drink it and usually ill drink to black out. I drunk drive maybe 2-3 times a week

>>38290511
Hell yeah man if you remember anything from it cherish those things. I'm not gonna lie but I feel like you're dodging my previous questions about your drinking? I'm not trying to down you when you've done a damned fine job of cutting out your other toxic influences but I want to know because I'm an alcoholic as well. I want to help if I can man.

>>38290560
Oh okay, I mean it's 2-3 times a week so it's not worst of worst yet. I remember drinking to black out, I had a 3 year stint of it. Shit's evil man, not the alcohol but your inability to stop yourself from drinking it because of social protocol. It's really tough but you have to be consciously aware and ask yourself if you're taking drinks (EVERY SINGLE DRINK YOU HAVE TO THINK THIS) if you're really enjoying it, the taste, the feeling you get, the after effects, is it worth it or are you bending your reality to be "sociable"?

>>38289392
I'm reading up on this socionics stuff. And the relationship between intp's and intj's seem to line up well with my own experience. And also is explaining some of the trouble I'm having with my roommates. I'm surprised that it's saying esfp is best match and I'm dismayed that my pursuit of this intj girl may not work out.

Someone tell me the odds!!

>>38290609
i mean i guess its "worth it" in my mind because it helps me enjoy life. Also I'm self destructive as fuck so i think a part of me welcomes the pain. Drunk me is basically a funny asshole that can't get it up