pick your roommate, r9k!

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>>38283344

I would take good care of little timothy.

He seems like a nice cat.

>>38283344
Don't see any downsides with hafez

>>38283344
>Timothy
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>38283344
hafez cuz then I can get laid all the time

Holy fuck! I am so picking pidor.

Timothy if he becomes that one roommate I can turn into my fuckboy, otherwise hafez or mortimer

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Top three:
1. Hafez
2. Berb
3. Brian

t. Mortimer

>>38283478
this, but non-ironically

>>38283344
I don't like pets but at least they aren't dogs. I hate dogs.

Maybe I should become muslim, I hate alcohol too and arranged marriages sound like a sweet deal.

>>38283344
You forgot the best roommate that never comes home.

berb master race

>>38283451
you will always be second to him

>>38283533
lol why would anyone arrange a marriage to you

green text your shitty roomates robots

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Someone post full-res brian right now

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>>38283664
here you go kot

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Berb is a flube.

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>>38283344
remember to anon

timothy, he seems like a cute INFP
but i like mortimer too

>>38283344
i'm mostly like pidor, so i don't need another me. i'll take timothy since he'll help keep the house clean, or hafez to help pay rent.

I am shades of both Pidor and Brian
I'd probably pick Timothy, Brian, Hafez, or Berb to room with

>>38283344
tfw pidor is literally me for better and worse

>>38283344
Mortimer is the perfect roommate for me, why can't he be real

>>38283576
not intelectually :^)

>>38283344
>Brian
i think i'd get along with this sort of personality the best desu. I don't like company as well, and i think that he would respect my space the best.I'm very distant, and i also become harsh and venomous. Also Christina sounds like a stacy whore, and i feel like she would bring guys home every night and would make a lot of noise

>>38283344
Brian is an older version of me. I could learn a lot. Also Hafez sounds jewish or middle-eastern, and I'm a feline ethnosupremacist so Berb can go fuck himself in Berbistan or wherever he comes from.

>>38283344
Berb sounds redpilled as FUCK
/myguy/

which is funniest? i assume pidor. can somebody notify me

my roommate is pidor x2, i have some stories.
when i moved in with him, i discovered he left his door open 24/7 and was also naked 24/7. he just sits at his computer all day naked. eventually, his chair broke so he left it in the hallway for months. it took me a while to realize that the sudden awful smell in the hall was because of the chair, and one day i noticed a thick yellow shiny stain right where his dick would have sat. it was all downhill from there.

1. Mortimer
2. Berb
3. Brian
4. Hafez
5. Timothy
6. Christina
7. Pidor

>>38283344
>tfw live with a pidor
would much rather a brian desu

>>38283344
Berb or Mortimer both seem acceptable roommates

>>38283344
I guess pidor because he's the closest to my personality you can get out of all of those.

>>38283344
Brian and me would understand each other.
I am mature enough at this point to realise most people will not like me so I stick to the ones that do which are few and far between.

christina a CUTE

timothy is cute, i'll be roomates with him

>>38283344
Timothy is the only good choice. The others have qualities that are far too obnoxious.

>>38283344
Hafez looks like the most reliable of the 7
t. timothy

>>38283344

Berb and i would get along well.

im bumpin this thread bc i like cats :)

>>38283344
pidor
berb
timothy

>>38283344
Hafez, seems like a fun, bro

>>38283344
Timothy. The rest resemble the caustic parts of me I can't afford to keep around.

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why do people like pidor?

>>38283344
>Pick Christina.
>Day one sterilization.
>Becomes the most adorable thing ever.

Patrician choice

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a new friend is looking for a roommate, say hi to daniel!

make sure you switch out your shoe-socks for your house-socks at the doorway!

mortimer sounds chill

I'm myself like Brian with stints of Hafez. But I would love to live with Berb.

>>38283344
hafez is clearly the right choice

>>38283344
I'm Pidor.

>>38283344
I'd go for Hafex if his guests are all cats themselves, otherwise i'll settle for pidor's filthy ass.

They are cats so I want them all. This is the only right answer, prove me wrong.

I don't know about the bird tho.
>inb4 everybody knows about the bird

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I'LL JUST TAKE ALL OF THEM THEY'RE FUCKING CUTE

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>tfw I'm Mortimer

>>38283344
I don't care for cats, kill yourself.