>calamari is just fried squid

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>>38770022
>suicide is just murder

>>38770022
>Chicken is just meat from a dumb looking bird

>>38770022
Can eat it either

>went to Olive Garden and I fucking love calamari
>eat the whole appetizer
>go home and don't feel well so I go to bed
>dream that my girlfriend kicked me so hard in the balls that I get super sick
>upon waking up I can't distinguish if it was real or fake because the pain is still there
>I throw up and it's super chunky, first thought is that I threw up my testicle remains
That thought alone has kept me from ever enjoying calamari again

>>38770022
You know that calamari literally means squid right?

Be thankful you haven't tried raw squid. Unless you have. I hated it, it was like chewing on a fish flavored tire.

>>38770035
That is, murder which is just.

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>>38770035
>suicide is self defense

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>ice is just frozen water
lads...

>>38770146
>Sauce is just a link
Anon??

>>38770174
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/31197/sex-education-that-went-too-far-yarisugi-seikyouiku-hentai-onna-kyoushi-kikiippatsu-
here

>>38770180
>Tsumino
My robot. *hugs*

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>I have no good reason to post this picture

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>/r9k/ is just virgin /b/

>>38770121
Holy shit I actually never thought of it like that

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>being a part of society is just enslaving yourself

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>people telling you to be confident is the same as people telling you to B yourself

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>clouds are just high water

>japanese is just cheap knock off koreans

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>pilots are just glorified bus drivers

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>left is just your OTHER right

>>38770022
>fried squid
>not fried pork rectums
Squid is pretty expensive so that asian buffet is likely feeding you pork rectums.

>>38770022
>Calamari might not be fried squid; often sliced pig intestines are cheaper, and taste the same when breaded and fried.

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>you can go past something but you can't go future it

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>>38770121
Well, that's correct.

organelle

>>38770098
Calimari has always been squid.

>>38771678
keep believing that, gaijin

>>38770022
It's actually any squid served as food, regardless of preparation. In the United States it's usually deep fried, but in Spain I've been served a steak of grilled squid.

>>38771302
you can tell if it's real squid or pig trash though
at least at the place i get calamari at

>your word is something you give that you should keep

>>38771714
>a steak of grilled squid.
I don't think that was a squid.