>You meet a girl online. >10/10 personality, everything

>>39659298
Pet cute foxey(in a totally platonic way)

>>39659298
I would totally be ok with this

Run like fuck..

>>39659298
You must accept that no attractive person will ever be into you, op. Then when attractive people interact with you you will know they have ulterior motives.

"Holy crap you're a fox?"

>>39659298
How do you define catfish'd?

I always thought it was some dude who posted fake pictures to troll. What you're describing seems like a girl who just took deceptive angle shots.

>>39659298
admittedly its infinitely harder for a fox to find a human than it is any of us

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Also, please keep in mind that you'll never have sex with her. I know you're out there and thinking about it.

someone post the fox gf vs real gf meme pleasae

>>39659614
I don't know, I thought it included people who post fakes to get dates.

>tfw no fox bf
why live

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>>39659685
Gay or female?

A talking fox? I ask a lot of questions on whether talking foxes are a thing of what.

>>39659554
anon every relationship in life is based off of ulterior motives get used to it :)

>>39659631
Why is that ehh bonis?

>>39659298
This was a Johnny Bravo episode

>>39659755
sorry to disappoint. gay

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>>39659856
It's not a bonus. Your options are a sexless relationship with a fox gf or to remain single.

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>>39659298
Would be disappoint that it wasn't a literal catfish.

At least that way I'd get the succ like in that video

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>>39659347
So you'd friend zone her?

>>39659298
I probably used a fake pic too, gotcha

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>>39659957
>10/10 personality
No problems here

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>>39660391
That's okay, I still like you the way you are.

>>39659755
Is that ClA?

>>39660624
Yes.

The source according to Google image search:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cAxLZpelmQ

>>39659298
where do you meet e-girls?

>>39659298
I got catfished by some mexican chick pretending to be a blonde white girl,

If I had any self-esteem I wouldn't have gone through with it but at this point any female attention is better than being alone

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>>39661168
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The #1 dating site for me. This is where I go to meet girls.

>>39659298
I wouldn't fuck a fox, they're hyperactive and really stinky. I'd call animal control.

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>>39661395
Animal control will euthanize her though. Would you really kill this girl that loves you?

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>>39661498
Thats just with makeup desu, couldnt wake up to this every morning

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>>39661548
She'll only look like that if you don't give her her bath everyday.

>>39659957
Why does it have to be sexless?

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>>39662220
You'd have to be pretty small to fit inside a fox.

>>39662365
Could I at least dry hump her and splooge on her face?

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>>39659298
>10/10 personality
>begins entire introduction on the foundation of a lie
No, my dude.

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>>39662588
If that's something you'd enjoy, then absolutely.

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>"Anon, quick gimme a kiss, no one's looking!"
So anon?

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Ah yes here we go again

FUCKING FURRIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39662785
You get the tongue, then you get the dick.

>>39662632
This. Ignoring the fox posters and shit, this is the only appropriate response.

>>39659298
Scenario 1 - me: "wow, a talking fox. this is even cooler than having a human girlfriend!"
Scenario 2 - her: "oh I'm sorry, let me take off my fursuit"

>>39659298

Only one thing to do.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!