>boss just walked into work completely drunk Why won't

>>34742418
Anyone who calls their asshole a boipussy is someone best to avoid.

What is your boss like?

>>34742436
agreed. the correct term for that would be boipucci.

>>34742418
>>34742436
>>34742477
lol gay very gay

>>34742450
6'5, athletic, always with a beard, charismatic smile and rather charming, actually really chill and doesn't mind if I'm on my phone instead of working, but obviously straight

>>34742508
Anon, you can convert him. Tell us about yourself and we can see what you can use to your advantage.

>>34742679
I'm 5'7, 160lbs, long hair, girls usually complement my hair/skin/hands, very submissive in bed, would let partner do whatever, not posting pics because self conscious/self hatred/don't want anons on the web to see me

>>34742436
This. OP I am sure he can tell you're a severely mentally unstable weirdo and you are probably ugly and/or fat as shit.

>>34743315
Lmao lose some weight you fat piece of shit

>>34745063
>Have consulted various doctors and specialists
>Have consulted the Internet just to see what it could say
>Both agree on being literally on ideal dead center weight

Guess I gotta stop eating to be acceptable