Job application desu

>>34742316
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"

check em

>took a fucking photo of your screen

also
>>>/b/

I do origami

I can fit 6 marshmallows under my foreskin

I have the ability.

>>34742316
I have no prior experience
poor social skills and average intelligence
essentially no noteworthy traits
Please hire me
or the succubi will come and fist my asshole again and i really don't want to get fist fucked by a demon

My biggest strength is probably my cuckolding fetish, you can yell st me for hours on end and I'll work harder! And by the way, I only want to be paid in Trident layers.

>>34742316
I worked at a movie theatre in highschool/early college. It was actually a pretty sweet job and I enjoyed it.

Two jews walk into a bar
I lied it is a gas chamber

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>>34742444
what about trips senpai?

aboriginal

>>34742461
I worked for AMC for five years at 4 different theatres in various positions (crew, mgmt, etc.) and it was terrible for me. Finally got the courage to leave retail last October.

>>34742316

"I have bomb squad training and can legally act to attempt to diffuse and or dispose of bombs in domestic terror situations"

>>34742444
oh my god this is golden more golden then my gay piss

I have experience in the gay porn industry.
I worked at a maid cafe for a year.
I trained my ass so i can stick a BBC up my ass.

Do nothing else during my time
Available for any time because of this
Never late always on time
Never been in jail

there you go

>>34742600
>>34742444

plz post proof senpoiiii :))

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>>34742540
What about heck NO

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>>34742444
HERE IT Is YOU FUCKER
pls get me a job

I'm not sure how "proof" I can get after this

>>34742797
I love you, this is better than all the k-pop singers singing english covers