>tfw INFP, also MBTI general

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>>34733429
Tl;dr
All that matters is your INFP and that means pic related

>>34733429
INFP here. I don't really think all those things apply to me though. You're probably being too hard on yourself.

@34733461
You're not getting that (you) with such a shitty bait you negroid.
>>34733479
All INFPs I know irl are like this.
How do you find enjoyment in life, if I may ask?

>>34733429
INTPs have it worse

>>34733541
INTP is pretty low tier too, I agree. At least some of you guys can get into STEM Chad jobs so you have a chance of making it in this world.

What wold be the perfect world of the INFP? I think the tribal society was pretty much perfect,really,you dont exactly need to be a slave to get food and live,just get a bow and kill animals,how you cant do that today is insane,why i need to be a slave for someone to get something i was able to get alone without some paper that he gives me for working 8 hours a day,every day.

>>34733429
Give me a quick rundown on INTJs

>>34733666
Checked, nice satan trips
I agree, INFPs would probably have done well in prehistoric, small, isolated societies as priests/shamans and related roles. Maybe also as poets during the Romantic period. What I can safely say is that their glory days have long passed.

>>34733429
I'm INFP but also alpha as fuck. I just keep to myself when appropriate and can empathize with people's struggles. I think you're thinking into this too much, friendo

>>34733528
>How do you find enjoyment in life, if I may ask?

Alcohol and drugs

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>tfw INFJ
>can't communicate with other INFJs because most of them are faking it for attention
>pic related, clearly not a real INFJ and just wants to feel special

>>34733772
>Le 1% meme, it makes me so cool to claim being INFJ :DDDD
You guys have a tough life too. At least you can seemingly meet INFPs quite easily on the interwebs.
>>34733767
I'm just typing down what I've experienced in my fucking mess of a life.
I'm glad for you that it worked out so well. Keep going, lad.

>>34733429
I used to score as an INTJ, then I became an ISTJ.
rate my progress

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>>34733429
>no ISTPs here

why the fuck are people so obsessed with this shit

>>34733874
downgraded to normie

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>>34733890
I'm here anon. Feels bad to be the rarest and most autistic personality type.

>tfw INFJ
>everyone thinks Ni is supernatural, that's just what we want you to think. really we're just edgy and superstitious
>i'm so weak even INFPs pick on me
>we're so avoidant we won't even defend our own beliefs
>we're too lazy to become independent so we mooch off others
>we literally do nothing except hide from our whole lives
>Hitler was an INFJ
>tfw actually worst personality type

>>34733429
>tfw INTP master-race
God I couldn't imagine being such a feelsfaggot like the xxFx types, must be fucking hell being so retarded that you think in "MUH FEELS"

>>34734676
I'm doing an engineering degree so I'm clearly not retarded. INFJ is still hell on Earth though, how does it feel to have no emotional bonds with the people you meet? I have a constant desire to help those around me

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>>34734940
>how does it feel to have no emotional bonds with the people you meet?
It feels pretty spook-free my dude, being able to tell the normies to go fuck themselves when they want help. Also get a good laugh out of the news whenever they report some Chad from across the world meeting misfortune.
I want to help people who I'm good friends with though, but I only have 2 friends so I'm still otherwise uncaring to everyone else
Also I'm a total NEET and bad with math so I'm not really 'master race'

>>34735037
Well good luck in life anon.

>>34734500
Your personality gives you the ability to make plans and stick to them while maintaining strong inner convictions. You can basically do anything you want if you put your mind into it. Also Hitler is probably the most well known man in history so there's that

>>34733643

I'm INFP and am in a STEM field (Botanical phylogenetics), though this was heavily influenced on my love of nature ( Iwanted to be a zoologist since I was about 5, though I guess I failed at that). Don't let whatever you get as an MBTI hold you back from your ambitions.

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I'm an INFJ. Does that one letter make a difference?

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INTP here. The ride never ends.
IT
NEVER
ENDS

>>34735228
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAlL99vDn4

I am IN_P

F/T is split right down the middle, changes every time I take the test

>>34735138
>make plans and stick to them

You underestimate the power of depression

>>34735205
iktf

>tfw doing science because you want to spend your life looking at mysteries

>tfw INFP dating an INFP
>both of us think the other can do no wrong and is their perfect prince, talk about having children regularly
>the second everything goes even slightly wrong in life both of us are so easily emotionally wrecked that we explode in tears at each other helplessly
It's comical really...

>>34735498
Solid video, finally someone who understands how functions work.

>>34735539
>INXP
I'm the same, this is the reason MBTI is flawed.
You're either "I want to help people" or "I enjoy analyzing complex systems", there's nothing in between. But people are not that simple to define and not just on one of these sides

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>INTJ
Feels good nigga

>>34733429
>tfw INTJ
get out

>>34735498
>lady gaga
>INFP

Dropped

>>34735603
This guy has the best videos on MBTI stuff imo
https://youtu.be/630ikWb61cs

>>34733429
INFP male here. You don't have to do any of that shit if you don't want to. Just force yourself to behave differently, like an act if you want to think of it that way. You'll get used to it and be happier.

ISTP reporting in.

Is ISTPbad? How fucked am I?

>>34735813
Thanks, this is really good. I'm an INFJ trying to find out how I can play to my advantages

INTP is ok right?

>>34735437
Why is ISFJ smiling?

>>34735984
If you're okay with a life of no emotional engagement + a lack of reconciliation between external and internal realities

>>34735984
You know when you jack off, and you feel really good for about five minutes?
Then you feel even worse after that? That period is the entire life of an INTP

>>34735980
You can always try to embrace your inner ISTP if things are getting out of hand

>>34736002
It's the simple things that make them happy apparently.

>>34736053
Hm, I thought I was INFP but this describes how I feel so perfectly

>>34736002
They're the stereotypical quiet but nice guys

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>>34736074
Actually usually when I'm completely out of motivation I just find something to get angry about, which is actually shown in video you just linked

>>34735977
Come on guys, I just want to know how I have it as an ISTP.

>>34736373
just off yourself now desu
t. >>34733890

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>tfw everyone assumes you're a girl online.

INFP is pretty comfy desu. Childhood and early adult was utterly hell though. I passed some kind of INFP event horizon after 25, clawed my way back to some level of sanity. Now I'm really enjoying life for the most part, I don't worry about things and admire the bad with the good. Dialectics saved my soul.

ISTPs are INTPs who just don't talk and instead do

Go do drugs, ride a bike over a ramp while Stacy is ignoring you because ESFJ is lying about how they totally did that as well and are getting into a big university or some bullshit that doesn't matter but is just brain candy

>>34736412
>Dialectics
OOOHHH there is a word for this
I'm an INTP and I'm into the same shit now. I kind of don't care about objective truth as people just fuck everything up no matter what and I never act on ideas for possibilities.

So instead I'm looking into getting better at communicating ideas- this is a large part of it. This format is the only way I can engage F in a way that motivates me.

But I do it too often to myself and no one else seems capable of observing themselves or wanting to observe others this way.

>>34736412
What do you spend your time doing mostly?

>>34733461
I'm an INFP and I've never been on Tumblr except for porn

INFP Assertive doesn't have these problems.

>>34736053
>>34736010
Are you guys INTP or just know a lot about MBTI?

>>34733890
I always get ISTP but I sometimes get the feeling ISTP is just my idealized personality type and I've got more INFP tendencies than I'd like to admit.

>>34733874
Went from grand manipulator to grand wagecuck

>>34735138
>Hitler is probably the most well known man in history so there's that
I think that's Jesus. Napoleon and Shakespeare are probably more well known as well.

>Reading all this horrible shit about INFPs
>"Wow, these guys sound like a bunch of assholes."
>"What was my type again? I've taken the test so many times, but I can't remember."
>Comes out as INFP
>"FUCK"

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Mandatory comic for these threads. BAN INTJ.

>>34734940
>>34735037
>People acting as if **T* means you have no emotion bonds with people or that **F* means you're a dumbass who sucks at math

>>34737460
Not assholes intentionally, they're kind of like reverse narcissists with a lack of self awareness and always looking for an excuse to be masochists because they love suffering.

>>34737514
you won't ban me, roach

>>34737557
I sometimes scream at people in my head when I see them passing by and silently command them to kill me.

>>34733429
INFP male as well. I'm a musician. I play piano and I've always had a very strong desire to always want to create music or art. I had a very overactive imagination as a young child. I'm hypersensitive and I am certainly an introvert as well as a recluse. I deeply love animals and nature. I think artistically. I get anxious and depressed easily. I fear connecting with people but at the same time I want to connect with them.

>>34737557
I'd say that's a good way of describing it.

>Used to be a edgy teenage INTJ
>Just did the test and I'm an INFP (with the F and P close to 50%)

Why is everyone saying such mean shit about INFPs? I just want to help people, not by being with them but by studying them.
And how seriously should I take this test?

>>34737993
INFPs have traits that, if not moderated or redirected toward positive ends, can cause serious problems in one's life. INFPs here are likely not able to control themselves well, and thus end up depressed and miserable. It isn't bad if you are able to get a handle on it.

ISTP here
kill me please

>>34737514
>wanting to ban the master race

You can't ban us, roach.

Holy shit i didn't thing anything of being INFP until now but this is scary accurate

is INFP the tranny mbti? see it all the fucking time with them

>>34738634
INFP is the most typical robot type from what i've seen around here

>>34737514
>INTJ
>Don't control anything
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>>34733745
We're literally supervillians who create elaborate plans

>>34735600
Oh god are you me

Origano

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>>34733429
go lift and stop giving shits.
im infp too, but i feel like once they mature a bit they are pretty top tier.
also read shit and culture yourself swine.

INTP here. At least that's what this test keeps telling me? I've taken this thing like 10 times by now over the span of time r9k has been having these threads. I never apply myself to the things that matter, so I don't really know if I'm an INTP.

I'm definitely not smart and I don't feel like a "logician".

I remember taking the test and being INTP, but now i am INTJ
Is that an improvement?

>>34739460
The functions don't work like that, INTP and INTJ are literally total opposites in how they process information.
ALL of the online tests are shit mate, don't even bother.

>>34733429
ENTJ FAGGOT REPORTING IN
>Total disgrace to my personality type
>Supposed to be natural born leader (and was)
>Severe emotional trauma suppressed from childhood coupled with SERIOUS substance abuse has raped my soul
>Trying to get help so I wont have to keep coming on this board with my dick in my hand
>ENTJ IS MASTER RACE
>I AM WAITING FOR MY SUNNY DAY FAGGOTS
>I WILL DEFEAT YOU

fellow intp, I have a question for you my friends. do you ever plan to have children if by some miracle you can get a gf? I feel like intp aren't needed anymore in this world since the internet already tells people everything they know. I also wouldn't want to risk an Intp child that suffers the same as me. I think that we should die out desu. I also think that infp are more valuable. every infp I've met had at least some kind of social life and helped people while I just do nothing every day (for 25 years now)

>>34739593
I wouldn't say personality type is genetic.

More environmental, but yeah, i'd have a little wojack, shield him from the world and keep him safe.

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>>34739511
there's always this one entj that writes this pasta in every thread. poor soul

>>34739593
Have kids with an INFP women then.

What are the most robot personality types?

probably have to original this

>>34733429
>>Majority of them got bullied at school, ruining them on the inside
true
>>Naive as fuck
>>are dreamy as fuck and actually give a damn about their fellow humans
that's what destroys them

>>34739702
inxp and istx

oregon

>>34739702
ISTP to be aych

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>INTP
>no reason to live, 2coward to die
>joined the military, thought it would make me stronger, less of a faggot
>ended up just fucking up my knees
>still nothing going for me
>neet
>no car
>no gf
>live in the middle of assfuck nowhere with no hope of escape
>every fucking faggot in my life keeps telling me "dont worry anon, it gets better!" even though it literally never has
>eventually they get bored of shouting platitudes at me and leave

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>>34739644
it seems to be 50% genetic and 50 % enviroment. I will never date an isfj or other sensor since I don't want to risk a dumb child. enfj are also not an option because of fe/ti. the odds are against us and it doesn't help that intp have low test and are almost always unnatractive. we are really fucked.

>>34739653
I don't belong here, why am I here
>Its like being and prison and exclaiming to all the guards that you don't belong here
>Why is this my fucking life

>>34739771
I'm sorry to hear that. we would be good friends but the odds that an entj and intp meet are nonexisting.

>>34739702
INTP
ISTP
INTJ
INFP

INFJ to a lesser extent

isn't intp literally THE robot?

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>>34733429

Reminder to all INFP's. The only thing that is in your way is yourself, don't be constrained to the morals of others. Follow your own beat of the drum.

>>34739482
>INTP and INTJ are literally total opposites in how they process information.
Explain.

>>34739940
Not him but
Ti-Ne for INTP vs Ni-Te for INTJ

>usually INTP
>meet grill
>flip to INFP

HOW DO I TURN IT OFF

Hey i got INTP-T on that test thing, what does it mean? Should i kill myself? I was going to anyway but better if i have a reason to.

>writing an email to a girl today
>lookin good
>send it
>reread 2 hours later
>cringey as hell
My past life must've been really shitty to be reincarnated as an INFP

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>mfw INTJ


In all reality, I don't understand where the whole master manipulator meme comes from though. I mean yeah, I'm well embedded into social groups and can very well work my way around people but it's not like I'm some puppet master or whatever analogy you lads are coming up with.

>>34735205
Nigga you a glorified plant fucker

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>>34737993
>And how seriously should I take this test?
very seriously

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>be ISFJ, the most normie type there is
>complete outcast
I feel like a robot with a human brain.

>>34740807
Why did we program him to feel feels

>>34740556

Full on INTJ here, I manipulate and lie to people all the time. Sure I care about my friends and want them to like me, but any stranger or acquaintance can fuck off and die if they don't want to take my dick in their mouth anymore.

>>34740807
>I feel like a robot with a human brain.
better than a human with a robot brain.

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>tfw ENTP
feels good to be the king lads

>>34733429
>>Confined by their strong set of moral values, becoming triggered if you happen to hurt their feefees regarding that matter
>>They suck at discussing, backing off far too quickly despite having good points, just because they don't want to cause any trouble

I'm ENTP and enjoy being around infp's but damn, these two things seem really accurate. I know I've pissed off an infp many times by sidestepping their "morals" to show them something.

>most INFP females get pumped and dumped/raped by their first Chad bf, having thought of him as their perfect loving prince/refusing to give their virginity away so quickly in a society where sex is essentially a throwaway good, frequently traumatizing them in the process

Why does this have to be true ;__;

>>34733890
>went from INFP to ISTP to INTP

Either way i'm a hopeless autist

>>34735600
Why be on this board then?

>tfw really like an infp
>infp is very smart and sweet
>moral and idealistic and passionate and extremely cute
>tfw get to be near infp
feels good desu

why are infps so easy to love?

>>34742806
ask her out desu

origami

>>34739511
Oh cool Ive never meet someone who is an ENTJ

>>34743600
infp i like is a boy, you can't just ask boys out if you're a girl anon

>>34743941
>>you can't just ask boys out if you're a girl anon
>implying you can't
Just try hinting that you want to do something that you'd do on a date. Like, mention you wanted to go see a movie or something.
What I'm trying to say is next time you talk with him try to lead the conversation towards an opportunity for him to ask you on a date and see if he takes the chance.

>tfw INFP gets a gf and you dont
I-INTP master race r-right guys?

I am ESTJ which is the opposite

>>34744115
>Anon doesn;t understand the functions behind the system for the 500th time: the post
The lettering system was a fucking mistake.
Just because you have the opposite meme briggs letters doesn't make you an exact opposite, for example INTP and INTJ and "one letter off" but think about things 100% differently, INTJ having extroverted thinking while INTP having introverted thinking.

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>>34743682

Two of my best friends are ENTJ.

> I'm INFP

Wish I had an INFP to groom into being my slave.

>>34733429
I'm new to these threads. I remember getting INFP the other day when I took the personality test. It's scary how 90-95% of the traits listed completely apply to me.

>>34744198
INTJ please stop posting
Original

Is being an ISFJ with no friends a fate worse than death? Because that's how it feels

>>34744098
alright, perhaps will try. might be hard considering he lives 7 hours away. we are almost dating kindof though, we say i love you like 10x a day. feels good.

i'm an intp female, intp is master race anon
also you should be my friend, i have known no other intps

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>>34744721
>also you should be my friend, i have known no other intps
Only if you like cute anime girls and nature documentaries otherwise i don't have much to talk about

>>34733890
I'm here in the void anon, ISTP's are good people.

>>34744743
i have vast knowledge on cute anime girls, also can you recommend me some good nature documentaries?

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>>34737514

>One chance at life
>Born INTP

Such an unfortunate turn of circumstances.

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>>34744764
>i have vast knowledge on cute anime girls,
Noice
>also can you recommend me some good nature documentaries?
I've only been watching Attenborough stuff for the most part recently because you can't really go wrong with that. I remember watching a few other good ones but I forgot the names, one was a very comfy hour long one about the wetlands around Venice, Italy.

you guys want to chat
join this server for infps https://discordapp.com/channels/279170664680783873

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>ctrl + f
>search ISFP
>zero results

how are we doing my fellow droogies?

>>34733890
I used to always get ISTP, now I consistently get INFP.

>>34733666
Implying a true INFP would ever kill poor innocent animals. Fuck you.

>>34733666
I've fantasized about what this would be like a lot. It would be the perfect environment.

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>>34744832
i'll consider looking into Attenborough, seems like some interesting stuff

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>tfw went from INFJ to ENTJ through stopping being a hermit NEET

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>>34745021
I hope you enjoy it anon. I liked his The Blue Planet series the best.

>>34733528
>How do you find enjoyment in life, if I may ask?
Vidyagames, boardgames.

>>34735205
>tfw INFP doing Bioengineering
I wish my parents had me learn the piano at a young age, but I guess this is fine to.

INFJ
It's hell. I have so many things to say, but i never do. Maybe some things are better left unsaid

>>34733890
Used to be istp constantly but now im an istj

Rate my progress

INFP here. I plan on entering hermit mode and never coming back. To sequester myself away from others and hone my artist skills.

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>>34733429
>27
>INTP
>shell of my former self
>don't even read books anymore
>either constantly anxious/paranoid or in a state of blissful emptiness where the world seems to pass right through me
>only able to keep up friendships with the few people i've known online for years, and while they've grown up and gotten jobs/degrees i'm just trying to pretend i'm not as fucked up as i really am
>feel myself slipping deeper into amorphous nothingness each day
>gave up on every romantic relationship because i couldn't distinguish delusions from reality
>people tell me i am good and valuable, probably because they see who i wish i was but can't see that the appearance merely hides my nonexistent sense of self
>don't even want to die, just want to disappear

:/

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>INFP
>nobody to have daily, deeper conversations

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>ISTJ
>Know the state of the world
>Still programmed for servitude
Fucking kill me lads

>>34733890
Perma-ISTP here. Still making it

>>34744161
Oh lucky! im an INFP too and I heard that we're actually supposed to most compatible with ENTJs

ENTP reporting in, fight me faggots

>>34746784
>ENTP
prove you're not vsauce-tier

>>34747166
How on earth am i meant to prove myself against an arbitrary value system. Why should I anywho. It's not as if we both matter outside of this thread.

>>34747571
fair enough
you're off the hook this time, ENTP

>>34747643
What is exactly wrong with vsauce anyways?

>>34733541
At least INTPs are smart

>>34735498
This guy sucks at typing

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>>34733890

Welcome to the least autistic personality type my friend

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/give-and-take/201309/goodbye-mbti-the-fad-won-t-die

I'm pretty sure the Myers Briggs personality test has been debunked a bunch of times but the only reason people still think it's valid is because of how popular it is.

>>34744928
Dreaming of suicide every day

>>34744928
ISFP reporting. We are always lurking.

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>>34748056
>the test
>extraversion vs introversion
>ctrl + f function
>0 results
Every time.

>>34748056
>the sky isn't blue it's just a fad!
>reeeeeeeeeeee

>>34747946
i was just wondering (jokingly) whether you acted more like a guy who popularizes science, or more like a guy who devotes himself to an area of interest and does more than just read a little bit of the news/academic literature on it

doesn't really matter though, again it was a joke, i was curious how an ENTP would respond

t. INTP

>>34734051
INFJ is the rarest one

>>34734500
>>we're so avoidant we won't even defend our own beliefs

You said Hitler was an INFJ, so how can that be true? Youre not right

Also I wouldnt say infj's are superstitious, more like pessimist-realists.

>>34734500
>So weak INFPs pick on me
>Implying INFPs would pick on anyone

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>>34733429
Shut up normie, most INFPs I know are childish, shallow and imaginative
and this is coming from an INFJ leaning to T so fuck everyone, I just want everything to die off as I have a good time watching the world flipped off by an asteroid

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>>34733429
I mostly get INTP-T, but sometimes I get INTJ-T. According to some anons here, though, the two are polar opposites in some aspects of how they process information (?).

>>34739940
INTJs are planners who envision the future to a certain extent. They then organize their enviroment and act on it through Te (Extroverted Thinking) to try and achieve what they have envisioned with their Ni.

INTPs look for patterns in the outer world (Ne) which manifests itself as hunches or ideas. Then they analyze this information with Introverted Thinking (Ti) in order to get a crystal clear understanding.

INTJs and INTPs tend to be in the same sectors of society. Engineers, Scientists, theorists of whatever kind but they work very differently.

INTPs are system analysts who are perfectionists of thought and analysis.

INTJs are visionaries who are perfectionists of action.

>>34748806
wow you're a feeling-type but you hate the world and stuff that's so cool and different man. I would have never expected this from an F. golly you're so unusual.

>>34748941
Yes, look here >>34748223
Firstly INTP and INTJ have their functions in different orders to each other, and second they are LITERALLY exact opposites for the introverted/extroverted leaning of those functions.

Most of the tests you get off google are shit though and will give bad results.

saved that sometime ago

>>34748972
This is basically what the whole thread is all about

im just fighting fire with fire

>>34748978
So how do you explain the fact that I got two opposite results?

I took the MBTI test on 16personalities.com, btw.

>>34749055
Because the 16personalities test is shit and is just testing for their lettering system and not actuall grading you on functions?
What I mean is a good test would ask a question the would let it determine if you're introverted of extraverted feeling for example.
For 16personalities they instead test just for "thinking or feeling?" for example. Basically 16personalities is shit because it has a flawed testing method and doesn't distinguish betwwen introverted/extroverted feelink, thinking ect. in it's questions.

As you can see from the functions chat some anon posted above, every type has two functions that are introverted and two functions that are extroverted. You can't just sum it all up under an "Introverted" or "extroverted" label as if a person can only be once. In the same way every type has a thinking component and a feeling component, but 16personalities misleads people into thinking they're one or the other.

>>34749055
Try using other websites and the result varies depending on your mood

INTJ=edgelord
INTP=emotional

>>34749130
>INTP=emotional
What

>>34749122
>>34749055
Also to follow up, if you want to actually know what type you are from INTP or INTJ just read what anon posted here about how they think and process differently >>34748964
and see which of those two ways of thinking apply more to you.

>>34749144
Crap I meant INFP

INTPs are more emotionless

>>34733461
Tumblr is ENFP m8

>>34749176
yep and 4chan are ISTPs

>>34737557
>Not assholes intentionally, they're kind of like reverse narcissists with a lack of self awareness and always looking for an excuse to be masochists because they love suffering.

Best description of INFP's so far
However, sometimes i can be quite egoistical

>>34749208
>4chan are ISTPs
Most 4channers are INTPs actually, at least on /b/, /v/ and /r9k/ polls.

>>34749220
Not him but they're probably mistyped because they used some shitty online test that doesn't test for functions.

>>34749155
I still can't fully decide on either. If I feel somewhat optimistic and motivated at a certain time, then I'm INTJ. If I'm feeling like a worthless, nihilistic piece of shit, then I'm INTP.

Idk, maybe during my next appointment with my shrink, I'll bring this up. In any case, I've saved >>34748964 for posterity.

>>34749208
>>34749176

Also, tumblr has hatred towards INFP males because in the end, all women have a pure disdain towards INFP males.
I hate this world, i wish i could just leave this realm and go to another dimension where i would have friends and would live adventures everyday in the sky kingdom and in the bionicle hills

>>34749240
Are you sure so many 4channers have such strong Se rather than Ne though?

>not ENTP masterrace
Kill yourself

my fe was dominant today so I wrote my handful of friends how they feel and if everything is allright and everyone of them basically said that I'm a dick after a handful of conversations. looking back at the messages I thought most of the text I wrote was extremly childish and basically worthless. I can't blame them. the worst thing is that deep down I know that none of these people matter to me, not even my best friend who's an infp and whom I know for 8 years. even my parents could die today and I wouldn't care till fe bursts out again. being an intp is really meaningless.

sorry for my bad english

>>34749314
>>34749240
>>34749220
>>34749213
ISTPs with autism will test as INTPs. It's probably pretty close.

>>34749314
>Are you sure 4channers are sociopathic ISTPs

>>34741245
My Nigga.
>Tfw see through roach manipulators plans every time
>Just let them think they can control you so they don't try to better themselves

It's good being the manipulator of manipulators

>>34749791
So much this.
Even better when you realize they are being nice because they want something and you start pushing it too far to make them angry.

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>disparaging of ISTP's in thread

ISTP is an incredibly practical type in the modern world. They have feels but have a very hard time understanding them, and the worldviews of feeling types.

Apart from that though basically their whole deal is that they are extremely good at picking up skills and fixing problems. They have an innate ability to become extremely good at what they do. Builders, mechanics, farmers, coders, sportsmen. They are anti-authorirarian in that they naturally just ignore authority, and are happy to live apart from society.

They are basically quintessentially MacGyver and Clint Eastwood characters.
>In other words, cool as fuck

If you're ISTP and feeling lost in the world, don't worry. Just chill; relax Get an old bike. Learn mechanics; fix it up. Just ride. Forget society and it's stupid hoops and rules. Learn a trade that lets you be alone as well. As a guideline, stay away from NF's for close [romantic] relationships - it will save you a lot of frustration.


t. INFJ that has analyzed ISTP's for a long time

>>34750094
Any tips for ENTP masterrace?

>>34750094
INFP here, what's so bad about us that make us a frustrating match for ISTPs?

I always get ISTP but I am not sure of the accuracy. I always feel weird when I'm answering the personality questions. I'm not good with numbers or people so I think a lot of the occupational stuff doesn't apply well. I'm probably autistic or some shit. I'm working the front desk somewhere right now and hate my life

>>34750059
Actually in the process of doing this right now to a girl who's trying to get me to do her lecture homework. Just playing overly stupid but nice, it's a wonderful feeling.
>>34750181
Everything is interesting, but you really need to narrow down your interests and pick a specific goal. Entps are naturally gifted learners, you'll pick up on whatever you do. You'll be great at everything, but try to figure out what makes you want to be the best at something.

>>34750094
Just chill; relax Get an old bike. Learn mechanics; fix it up.

>He thinks I'm one of those pleb tier wrench monkey ISTPs.

I have never fixed anything in my life. ISTPs are really misunderstood. It's a type that can basically do anything and people are trying to define it by one thing it can do.

And I like NFPs for relationships. I find the lol so randum XD type stuff charming.

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>>34735652
I've always scored intp, but I'm mainly driven by wanting to help others/improve shit, on top of being an emotional faggot. Apparently this is a sign of autism

OP hit a little too close to home.

>be me
>can't say that I want to hurt myself, but I definitely want to put a pause button on life or sleep for a year
>repeatedly made suicide threats to my friends, say I want to die, etc. during emotional meltdown
>friends usually ignore my meltdowns, sometimes even make jokes, never respond to me
>even when i make obvious death threats they don't even go " hey, you alright?"
>the fact that my friends don't respond to my very obvious cries for help with even the smallest acknowledgement makes me actually suicidal

Anyone else /knowthisfeel/

I'm normally not this petty, but after they ignored the last threat I've stopped messaging my friends first and responding to them sending me memes and shit. I actually want to get a rise out of them for once.

Also, ever read "the Depressed Person" by David Foster Wallace? Hit the nail right on the fucking head.

>'"they're just doing it for attention"
Well maybe someone should pay fucking attention to them.

>>34750314
The problem is that the ISTP is too blunt and you are too ambiguous

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>>34750499
>update
>it's been two days since my meltdown and my friends are talking about music

>>34750617
This.

>be autistic infp
>need to be told things directly or I don't get it
>like if someone tries to romantically reject me I can't let go of the hope they might like me unless they straight up tell me to kms
>but of course as an INFP i hate confrontation
>when someone wants something from me I can't articulate directly what i want
>act ambiguous
>even though i hate when people are ambiguous
>because i hate confrontation

>>34750617
the most emotional type vs. the most emotionally retarded type

>>34750181
The way you debate other people is the same way your thoughts work, or if they don't yet they will. This is normally good, as you will end up with mostly objective opinions, however it can be easy to reach conclusions that are convienent for you. In this way you can justify a lot of your actions/inactions. Therefore you should try to keep in mind that you have your own desires for how things should play out, and try to not let them influence your decisions. (I'm talking about like not doing homework or something that could have negative repurcussions)

>>34733429

>tfw ISTJ/INTJ
>tfw if you were an extrovert your life would be perfect
>If you were better at interacting with people you would easily be a chad
>Why does life tease me like this?

>>34750181

Unfortunately, no. I can only speak about types that are present in my life to an extent where I can analyze them. ENTP is not one of them.


>>34750314
It's not 'bad' - just about differences. Us NF's operate and see the the world through wavelengths that are just foreign to ISTP's. For INFP's particularly, it's a bad idea because you're generally highly sensitive, and live in an extremely complicated world of feelings constructs of feelings. ISTP's simply cannot see it - both in themselves, or others, and will trample and crush them like a bull in a china shop. But they're not necessarily being malicious - they just can't see it for the life of them.
You're likely to be hurt, and they'll be at a loss as to why. After a while, it get's extremely taxing for both parties.

For INFJ's and ENFJ's - we are generally not so complex/sensitive, but we generally have strong emotional expectations of our partners in terms of how they should be and what they should do. Again, ISTP's do not naturally see this. The NF will get impatient/frustrated at the lack of fulfillment of expectations, and the ISTP will get frustrated at the imposition and negative feedback re said expectations.

Further, ISTP's stereotypically perceive excessively abstract sociological things as pretentious. As I'm sure you know, for NF's, it's basically our bread and butter.


>>34750367
Read my post again, and see that I'm speaking in generalizations. You are basically agreeing with me.

>And I like NFPs for relationships. I find the lol so randum XD type stuff charming.

Any type combination can work, given the healthy character, understanding, and reasonable expectations of both parties. But sometimes, it takes a shitton of work. Barring other factors, as a principle, the closer the people are in terms of temperament, the less effort a relationship takes.

>>34733429
INFP here

>INFP is the anti-normie type

If Normie means shallow retard then yes.

>Many INFPs are colossal autists in everyday situations

I disagree. INFP's are defined by their ability to relate to others and connect with them, making them observant and not-autistic. The true autists are INTP and INTJ.

>Most likely type to consider suicide
>Majority of them got bullied at school, ruining them on the inside

That hits very close to home, holy shit.

>No talents that matter in today's western society, totally unorganised, completely break apart under stressful conditions, issues with with subordinating to authority, having "their own way" of doing things

Wrong, a non-retard INFP is great at two things that make them rise to the top if they have a triple digit IQ: Being observant and networking. Both of these things mean they can survive in most environments once they get in their 'groove'. The mistake is when they go into high stress, meaningless office work.

>Can't focus at all or are massive autists about a subject, barely anything inbetween, hindering them at school/work even further

True, INFP's can't grind.

>As introverts, they desire alone time, yet they're also fueled by human interaction on a close and personal level

This is the real kicker here. Everything else is secondary to this one issue that makes us suffer.

>Naive as fuck

Wrong.

>most INFP females get pumped and dumped/raped by their first Chad bf, having thought of him as their perfect loving prince/refusing to give their virginity away so quickly in a society where sex is essentially a throwaway good, frequently traumatizing them in the process

This is also true.

>>34735914
What the fuck infp must be a pretender?

any infp musicians here?

i always feel like shit about my musical capabilities despite it being the only skill ive actively tried to develop over the years. i have no other marketable skills

>>34750797
>But sometimes, it takes a shitton of work.

I don't know if I like stuff that "works". Working is boring. I think it's a bad goal. They don't make movies about relationships that work. I think I like stuff that is broken better. Maybe that's how I get off with my fixing stuff.

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INFP here. Let me tell you autists what's up.

>INTP is the wannabe normie type
>INFP and ISTP reject the normies on a moral, spiritual level, INTP and INTJ just get taken advantage of because they are the normies of the sperg world
>INTP and INTJ are incapable of seeing the world through other's eyes, prone to petty sociopathic behavior
>INTP and INTJ are smart but can't communicate it, instead they sit in their rooms all day being miserable wasting their talents
>INTP and INTJ males are almost always legit spergs. Since all they see is STEM and related math autism, they can't understand why people find them creepy or awkward
>INTJ is prone to fedora tipping and euphoria
>High tendency for both to have really weird, public traits (nose picker, nail biter, odd repetitive nervous tic) or an incredibly weird demeanor (nasally strange voice, the 'autist walk')
>INTJ females think they're hot shit who are too smart to get taken advantage of and try to manipulate men. Prone to having a large circle of beta orbiters while fucking chad on the side.
>INTP females are smelly and strange, even the hot ones. No sense of hygiene, not good breeding partners, tend to be so focused on school/work that dating isn't even an option.
>INTJ thinks he's smarter than everybody else, but is so socially inept that any intelligence he might have is wasted

You guys think you're so immune and constantly shit on us INFP's. But at the end of the day, we create art and fulfill ourselves while you do your stumbly sperg strut across campus to your fifth lab of the day.

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>>34750818
INTJs understand people fine, usually better than they understand themselves.

We just don't like them.

>>34751048

That's a lazy cop-out and you know it.

"I was only pretending to not understand people, I understand them perfectly but choose to not give a fuck about them." *unsheaths katana* *tips fedora*

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>>34751081
>i understand them perfectly but choose to not give a fuck about them
Right, most of them have nothing to offer, and if you try to help them they either mess it up or take advantage of you.

INFPs are superior to INTJs though.

>>34733429
Got an INFP in my class. Sounds legit though a little over the top.

Glad to be ENTP

>>34750314
over emotional horseshit

>>34744928
even in the MBTI thread wea re forgoten !
*return lurking*

>>34751251
Ayyyyyyyy boi, fellow ENTP. Let's form a herd yeah?

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>tfw INTJ
>tfw consider myself a reliable and honest person
>In truth I am a constant liar and literally don't pass a day without lying
>Still shit at manipulating
>Secretly I sometimes also cros into INFj territory and am the empathetic bitch the wole personality type is
>secretly wish I was EN(T/F)J so I'd the fucking alpha male commander or charismatic leader
>Did the test last week
>Got ISTP
The fuck am I anymore

Is this weird if i'm autistic on asperger levels but i'm still an ExTx ?

I recently discovered that Extravertion is not exactly about social skills but more about taking your energy in social interactions
When i am around other people, i can't control myself, i express my feelings a lot, though it is awkward and people tend to consider i am retarded.

Is there extroverted robots here ?
BTW my iq is 132 if it helps

>>34733429
>tfw the MBTI is actually a shitty, invalid measure of personality.

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>>34750946
>sensors
>ever not normies

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>>34733429
>>Very likely to be taken advantage of in any imaginable way, they just won't get back at somebody, no matter what happened
one of your responsibilities as an adult is to surround yourself with good people.

>>Most likely type to consider suicide
why would you?
this is heaven on earth. masturbating and marijuana is god tier. INFP it the type that can just play vidya and be happy. all man's problems stem from his inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

>>INFP males are literally the definition of beta cuck, tfw no gf given form
it really is the ideal female personality type. nice girls finish first therefore nice guys finish last.

>>most INFP females get pumped and dumped/raped by their first Chad bf, having
INFP are usually highly sexual. they value sex over everything normies value.


>>Seen as whiney cucks by their Chad and normie peers since they desire things that are totally dated in modern society. are dreamy as fuck and actually give a damn about their fellow humans
some people are gamma. kurt cobain was gamma. learn to come into yourself and reach self actualization.

Dead inside ISTP with absolutely no ambitions for anything and no useful skills reporting in. When does the suffering end?

ENTP just enjoying the ride

>>34733745

Everything has to be logical.

>INFP is the perfect personality for a girl
>but you are a manly man INFP
fuck this

>>34735674
LITERALLY kill yourself please

>>34739702
INJP
INTP
INFP

>>34744198
What's your MBTI?


Original

>>34751048
>INTJs understand people fine, usually better than they understand themselves.

Fact.

>>34752362

>In truth I am a constant liar and literally don't pass a day without lying

ISTPs search for facts and INTJs crave truth. both aren't prone to lying. you're an ISTP with possible compulsive lying disorder don't blame it on MBTI you retard

>>34754641
Just by being an INTJ itself is literally killing yourself

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>>34734676
>tfw INTP
>not completely unemotional like my other INTP bros
>still feel the pain of tfw no gf
>not being emotional for so long makes me hate having feelings
>everyday is torture

this is why im in therapy tbqhfam

>>34755468
>>not being emotional for so long makes me hate having feelings

>tfw when this applies to all xNTx

>>34733429
>tfw infp girls are the type that get excited about fortune telling and personality types and do tons of FB quizzes
>tfw infp guys are just total losers
Fascinating

>>34753453
>INFPS value sex over everything normies value.
Wut, I value love and intimacy a lot more than sex, orgasms are nice but I'm not some hyper sexual fuck man.

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>INTP-T
>brainlet
>mommy tells me to clean the food truck again
>get really mad
>go to my room, lock the door
>sit down, slap my keyboard
>punch myself in the head a few times to calm my self down
>autisticly screech like a raptor into my pillow
>focusing on the pain from punching myself in the head calms me down a bit
>sit down, readjust my keyboard
>still fuming
>put on my favorite 10-hour asmr video to calm myself down

i HAAATE THE FOOD TRUCK!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME CLEAN IT AGAIN MOMMEY!!!

>>34755936
Also the highly sexual people are usually Se dom, ESFP and ESTP are known as the porn star and frat boy types for a reason.

I have no idea how you can really correlate INFPs with hyper sexuality.

>>34738634
delete this now pls.
t. infp tranny

>>34746107
Find that friend. That alone makes everything else better.

>>34733429
INFP male currently in 3 year relationship with ISFP female
am i going to make it?

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>>34756392
how did you meet her senpai

I took the quiz and got ISTP.

Is there any correlation between ISTP and autism? How do ISTPs do in relationships?

> people saying that info is the perfect female personality
Ahahhhahaahah that's really cute.

> implying you wouldn't be scared by her emotional intensity, how quickly she develops intense attachments
> implying infp females wouldn't just be labeled "crazy" or " weird" or "damaged goods"

Infp female. It's literally an existence of being told " you come on too strong" in private matters by emotional retards and told " you don't come on strong enough" in public matters by ENTJ and S type go-getter douchebags.

>>34756581
someone i knew in highschool that i saw at the park
we recognized each other and started talking

>>34739756

are you me? wtf

is your name also jacob?

how is esfp the natural partner for an intp? I'm a 25 yo khv and I wouldn't even want to be near this type even if someone payed me. intp should avoud every sensing person like the plague imo

>>34756920
Samefag.
Best female type is XSFJ.

Stupid. Bubbly. Emotional. Childlike. Did I say stupid? Unchallenging. Playful. The types to get " live laugh love" home decor.

There's a fucking reason they're the most common types. Men respond to them.
> being S is the best way to determine is someone is a fucking retard

>>34756392
Normie REEE
Good luck with her, my dude.
>>34753453
>surround yourself with good people.
I've obviously learned this over the years, but you can't really tell an early teen to watch out whom they decide to bond with. Most INFPs I know ran into false friends which caused some trouble for them.
>dude weed lmao
Just doesn't work for me, I'm sorry. I want to do something with my life and change it to the better and that path is not becoming a shut-in.
>INFP are usually highly sexual. they value sex over everything normies value.
Haven't experienced this yet desu. All INFPs I know only use sex as cuddling turned up to 11 and as a display of deep love, not really for the sake of fucking. They all were/are very reluctant with giving their virginity away and those who were engaged told me that sex plays only a minor role in their relationships
some people are gamma.
>learn to come into yourself and reach self actualization.
Thanks for the pic. Looks like I'm gamma then. Sounds quite fitting.
>>34755872
If you look at it, INFP is a type that just slides far better with females as most traits this type inherits are commonly related to females. But yeah, it's admittedly quite sad and ironic.
>>34750818
>INFPs aren't autists in everyday stuff.
I've seen them being quite spergy in surprising situations such as suddenly being engaged in a chat with a stranger, smalltalk in general is a big weakspot here. They do excellent in their established social setting, I agree, somewhat being the glue that keeps the crew together in tough times, I just ran out of space in my OP.
>Being observant and networking.
So you're telling me that by essentially not being a retard and putting my daydreaming on the backburner for a little, I can essentially succeed in the majority of jobs?
>>34739187
Does the lifting meme actually work? It just sounds so stupid. "Get big arms and you'll feel better :DDDDD".
Already reading a lot, my dude.

>>34757147
> implying any self respecting INFJ would go near a sensor.

We're not INTJs. We don't need to feel superior and would prefer someone at our level.

>>34733429
Damn OP. Why do you have to hit me right in the balls, man? What have I ever done to you?

>>34757152

>I agree, somewhat being the glue that keeps the crew together in tough times, I just ran out of space in my OP.

INFP's are the glue that keeps people together. And even a surprise situation won't fuck up an INFP too badly, usually. What fucks them up is the fact that they have extreme difficulties actually connecting to people, are prone to defaulting as hermits (which is why there are so many of them on /r9k/), and can't stand being alone despite their inability to talk to normies. Most of the 4chan INFP's are just lonely because the only other people they understand are SJW's and shut-in tumblr feminists, who they also despise.

>>34733429
INTP here, I basically have my shit sorted. How do I make my INTJ friend stop being such an insufferable calculating faggot? He was always bad, but a few years back I made the mistake of showing him /pol/. Now, every single conversation I have with him is political. He is the most devout trump supporter I am aware of on earth. I supported him too, but seriously, he takes it to a cringeworthy level. All he ever wants to discuss is how Western Civilization is going down the shitter, and I don't even necessarily disagree with him, but he just needs to take a fucking chill pill. He has no friends, he's going to fail school, and he's basically the same person he was when I met him in high school. It's getting old and I want to salvage our friendship. Also I'm high as fuck and I'm sorry for any typing errors I've made in this post.

>>34757152
>All INFPs I know only use sex as cuddling turned up to 11 and as a display of deep love, not really for the sake of fucking. They all were/are very reluctant with giving their virginity away and those who were engaged told me that sex plays only a minor role in their relationships
This is a VERY feminine trait, and I can say that this reflects my relationships with guys quite well.
Apparently my perfect match is an ENTJ

>>34756920
>>34757150
> implying you wouldn't be scared by her emotional intensity, how quickly she develops intense attachments
Being friends with an INFP just gives you that feeling of being wanted and genuinely cared about, also they are Elder-God-tier at cuddling. I love it, INFP+INFP just clicks for some reason. Chad won't be scared by that either, he only cares for getting pussy. Only normies and autists might be.
> implying infp females wouldn't just be labeled "crazy" or " weird" or "damaged goods"
Again, only shallow, boring and retarded normalfags would do that. There are people out there who actually prefer their humans to have some personality.
>Best female type is XSFJ.
It's the abbreviation of Roastie or Stacey, I agree.

>>34757403
>INFP+INFP just clicks for some reason
Actually, while they do have God-tier cuddles, it never ends super well because they're both subs. It might be cute for a while, but I need a dude that wants to make me feel amazing about myself.

>>34757373
fuck off dude weed normalfag

>>34737514
where the fuck is the estj spot

What type matches with INTJ? Every INTJ I meet isn't an aspie, or even that introverted - they just seem lost in their own thoughts and reject many elements of mainstream society. They don't conform to fucking anything, and it's not because they've got anxiety. Can someone help me understand these people and what type they end up dating?

>>34756392
>3 year relationship

Why do you even bother coming here?

>>34757476
>tripfag
>"wanting a man"
>some weird bdsm shit
>"god tier cuddles"

10/10. I found this bait to be really obvious, but I don't think most will. Good work. Will definitely piss off a lot of people.

>>34757357
> What fucks them up is the fact that they have extreme difficulties actually connecting to people, are prone to defaulting as hermits (which is why there are so many of them on /r9k/), and can't stand being alone despite their inability to talk to normies. Most of the 4chan INFP's are just lonely because the only other people they understand are SJW's and shut-in tumblr feminists, who they also despise.


This.

Like I am pretty left-leaning, but the overaggressive performative nonsense of the new left just aggravates me because I know I could debate half these issues and win. Instead they (for the third fucking time in my university's recent history) pull the fire alarm and scream "fascist" during boring boardroom meetings.

It's like people who are emotional and who care are too fucking stupid to stratigize or think critically about their own theories so that they are ideologically sound.

And then the sorts of people who think critically are usually soulless edgelords who delight in upsetting people.

Can't I find a group of people who genuinely care about being a good person, but are also capable of intelligent self reflection.

Everyone I meet is either too stupid or too cruel.

I'm ENFP apparently. what does that say?

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>>34733429
25 year old intj-t black here. things are looking up for me over here got a cozy job never had a girlfriend though but working towards self Improvement has really help me come a long way I think I'm gonna make it guys.

>>34757706
It's cute that you think it's bait lol.

My nature tends to piss off robots. A lot.

>>34757761
>either too stupid or too cruel
Or too apathetic. I know I can debate most topics pretty calmly and convince the other side of my view, but it takes so much energy. I don't have the patience to screech autisticly at people.

>>34757403
> Chad won't be scared by that either, he only cares for getting pussy

Well yeah, obviously, cause he only intends to stay the night. We're not talking about that.

> Again, only shallow, boring and retarded normalfags would do that. There are people out there who actually prefer their humans to have some personality.

FUCKING IMPLYING THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF HUMANS AREN'T RETARDED NORMALFAGS.

> It's the abbreviation of Roastie or Stacey, I agree.

Right? Even fucking so-called robots secretly crave the Stacy.

> Being friends with an INFP just gives you that feeling of being wanted and genuinely cared about, also they are Elder-God-tier at cuddling

That's what pisses me off. I give so much to my friends emotionally and they never reciprocate.

One of my friends was being abused by his girlfriend, so at a party when she was baiting him I told her to leave him alone. I cried afterwards cause I can't confront people, but I wasn't going to let her do that. I stopped buying drugs off a guy who dated one of my friends because he treated her like shit.

What do my friends do when my ex-boyfriend kept pressuring me to give him my virginity after I was recovering from sexual abuse? What did they do when he screamed at me in public for not letting him grope me in front of his dude bro friends?

>hey dude can I still be friends with ____
>yeah we invited him to the party but you probably weren't gonna come anyway since you don't like parties so we thought it was cool
>oh my god. stop being so emotional.

GONNA SAMEFAG

>>34757863
It's not even cause he's my ex. I'm still friends with one of my exes. It's cause he's a fucking prick to me.

Hell, it's not even about him. It's about my friends not showing me an ounce of the loyalty I show them, fucking ever.

>any of my friends are sad
>go through a breakup
>parents divorce
>suicidal thoughts

I fucking drop everything. I literally pulled over my car once on the highway and sucked up all the data on my phone because one of my friends got cheated on by his GF.

How does he fucking repay me when I tell him I'm suicidal?

>Read at 8:32 pm.

Being an INFP is like the emotional equivalent of being a nice guy. Except instead of GF at the end, all you want is some basic fucking decency in exchange for being everyone's emotional merry-go-round.

>>34757357
What fucks them up is the fact that they have extreme difficulties actually connecting to people, are prone to defaulting as hermits (which is why there are so many of them on /r9k/), and can't stand being alone despite their inability to talk to normies.
So much this.
I just can't sustain prolonged conversations with normies. It's really tiresome. Non-normies are just so hard to meet, I suppose most INFPs just get stuck in their bubble of school/college/university friends and don't really advance further, deciding to spend their time shitposting on the interwebs instead or go full SJW. All the people I've met and kept contact with were purely coincidential meetups at work-related seminars. I still remember when I could literally smell the spaghetti that INFP girl and I were losing when we randomly met.

>>34757659
Why does it matter so much to you who they date?
Hell, you've already broken the most important rule - never try to give them unsolicited help or advice or "understand" them.

But I guess the stereotypical ideal match would be INTJ male and INFP female. I'm assuming you're female, because INTJ females are so rare a guy wouldn't bother asking about them.

Though personally I'd prefer a dominant girl, even though I know they don't really exist in the real world.

>>34757659
ENFP, but it's like being paired with your antithesis.

>>34757839
>cute that you think it's bait

I was trying to save my sanity.

>apathetic

None of these topics is difficult. Apathy is exactly the problem. If you're apathetic, you're fucking stupid. That's the point.

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>>34733429
Where do you guys find out your personalities at?
I keep taking that "16personalities" one, and I flip between INFJ and INFP

I love drawing, but I'm not very creative as it's very difficult for me to have much of an imagination.

I do my best designing when I ask myself questions as to what something would look like.

Ex:

I'm a battered traveler that has roamed the globe.

What do my hands look like?

A: Gnarled.

then I draw gnarled hands.

It hurts being INFP.

I just want a friend.

>>34757788
Fun-loving goofball.
Only a step below Chad, really.

>>34757918
similarminds seems more in-depth.

the modern western society destroyed you my friend . i won let that happen to me

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>>34757930
I don't know if you'd care much since I live in butt-fuck-nowhere likely hundreds or thousands of kilometres from you and it'd only be a internet thing.

But, I'd really really want friends as well, we could do a mutual thing if you were up for it. My mental state isn't even that harmful to those around me.

>>34757863
>What did they do when he screamed at me in public for not letting him grope me in front of his dude bro friends?
God, that's fucked up ;_;

>>34757879
I hate how familiar this sounds.

>friend messages me while I'm working
>she's in hysterics because her bf dumped her
>I end up late for a delivery because I pulled over to talk with her
>similar things happen again and again over the course of a few months
>I suddenly get suicidal
>message her asking for help
>she talks with me for a minute before saying she has to go run an errand
>I'm just sitting there crying alone for hours, and she doesn't come back that day
>a few weeks later, she comes to me for advice
>I give her some half-hearted answer and she starts calling me a shitty friend for not caring about her

Doesn't help that practically all my friends are INTP or ISTP.

>>34734676
There's an in between. INTP has thinking as the dominant trait and so it is opposite to INFP who has feeling first. But INFJ and INTJ are actually very similar because they both have intuition first and thinking/feeling in the middle. This is why INFJs like technical stuff even though they also like feels

>>34758008
I'm up for anything, my dude.

>>34758047
What if I flip between INTP and INFP based on how much of reality I can handle?

>>34758015
>that story

This. People are so fucking myopic.

>befriend this guy
>have a crush on him
>he keeps talking about this girl who "friendzoned" him
>keeps coming over late at night and asking me to drink with him
>keeps trying to get a FWB situation out of me
>just wanna talk
>he never wants to talk
>mention I'm suicidal
>then suddenly he's willing to talk to me
>that is, until he goes home and smokes weed
>and passes out and forgets I'm mid-panic attack

But it's cool. Not like I bought him dinner a couple of times. Or a birthday gift. Or listened to him bitch about his non-problems.

Fucking hate everyone.

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>>34757894
Yeah, this wouldn't work. ENFP is the borderline personality, SJW, crazy girl. Think Harley Quinn. Will fuck you up and always play the victim. It can be cute in middle school or high school, but it doesn't work out in the real world.

>INTJ raised by ENFP single mother after she divorced INTJ dad

The best part is ENFPs can smell it and will try to approach you. Too bad I don't fucking trust anybody.

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Who ISTJ here? Where the squad at?

>>34757918
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/infj-or-infp.php

>>34758095
Oh, and I also would take him to the bar and buy him drinks whenever he got down some.

No big deal. Nothing to fucking be nice to me over.

>>34758073
INTP has feeling as the weakest, and it's extraverted feeling. That means when they do show feelings it comes out hard. Same with INFP and thinking. In my experience, INTPs are usually more laid back and INFPs are more serious.

>>34758065
Got a skype? I can send mine.

>>34758123
>guy friendzones girl
alpha as fuck

>>34758142
Haven't touched it in years, forgot the info unfortunately. Got anything else?

>>34738103

How do you redirect it toward positive ends ?

>>34758176
A discord that I just barely know how to use. Want that?
>tfw hermit

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i'm infp, and a lot of this is accurate to me. i've learned to not be a giant whiney pussy though and i've got no problem hurting people who fuck me over. i'm involved the drug trade though so it's something i've just had to get used to. i am absolutely not an SJW and not beta at all. i don't back down from arguments or discussion. guess i'd say gamma if anything. i also rarely get triggered by words, my feels get triggered by betrayal or lovesickness.

first few lines are pretty scary accurate.

>>34758216
Yeah, sure. I'll make an account now, I guess.

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>>34757930
Implying this isn't bait, I'm up for it desu. Any way to contact you? I'm mentally ill though, just a quick heads-up.
>>34757863
>>34757879
Woah, wasn't really prepared for those intense late night feels. Just know that I read all of it and it really fires up those neurons. I can't answer all of it from the get-go, partly because of my shitty English, partly because I need time to think about it and lastly because I'm quite tired.

>Right? Even fucking so-called robots secretly crave the Stacy.
I disagree. I'd rather die as a shutin virgin NEET who never was in a relationship rather than settling down for some used up Stacey. Know one of them, know all of them.
>That's what pisses me off. I give so much to my friends emotionally and they never reciprocate.
I know that feel. Standing up for your friends when they are being mistreated is the hallmark of the true Patrician. Absolutely based.

>What do my friends do when my ex-boyfriend kept pressuring me to give him my virginity after I was recovering from sexual abuse? What did they do when he screamed at me in public for not letting him grope me in front of his dude bro friends?
Sounds like normies. It fucking disgusts me to read this. I really hate humans sometimes. Women are a meager status symbol for normies and Chads, like a nice Rolex watch, except bigger, always remember that. They do not care about who you were, they do not care about who you are, they do not care about your dreams for the future. They care about your looks and getting your pussy ASAP. Finding people who actually care and value you is a nightmarish task and probably the main reason why I'm so discontent with this world.

You sound like a genuinely nice person by the way, you remind me of one of my best friends.

>>34758095
Guys are fucking disgusting. I like camming with random guys I meet online and make them buy me chocolate in exchange for nudes. It's sad my naked body is worth money to them.

On top of that, i have moments where like, I went to visit a friend over New year's. We were staying in a hotel room, and she plans to invite this friend of hers. He turns out to be the most incompetent motherfucker I've ever met - doesn't know how to drive in the city, parallel park, navigate, tried to take us to like 3 places for dinner that were closed, total NEET - and just ends up bullying my friend the entire time. I thought that I would finally get a chance to just chill, and no, I have to step up and push the sack of shit around just to get something to eat.

We go back to our hotel room after, and the guy follows us. My friend let's him in, and I decide to lay on my bed because fuck it, I'm tired of this shit
And he decides to lay on top of me.
So I pout in the corner for a while as he mocks me for being a total virgin before I get my book and go cry in the stairwell for like 3 hours.

Fucking asshole ruined my vacation.

>>34757150
Why the fuck would you want that, might as well just get a fleshlight if you just want a hole.

*N** types are the best. Strong Ne and Ni both manage to be more interesting than dumb concrete thinking Si normies.

Se dom/aux is at least interesting.

>>34758290
none of this happened you stupid whore

>>34757150
being too stupid means they're easily turned against you

xSFJs are the kind who will read some dipshit article like "Are You Dating a Narcissist?" and break up with you

even dogs are more loyal

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>>34756362
If only it were so easy.
Just recently lost one that I "clicked" with. There are no candidates to fill the void.

>>34758343
Ok. I guess if you don't wanna believe it, it's not my problem.

>>34758455
Honestly I wanna see your feet.

>>34750946
i would care what an INFP thought, if i were as focused on other's perceptions of me as they are

>>34758257
Oh gosh, anon, this is really nice. Normally people on /r9k/ aren't this cool.

> I'd rather die as a shutin virgin NEET

Most people don't feel that way because they can't tell Stacy is Stacy. To paraphrase Eggman: "Oh you think she's cute cause she has bangs or whatever". It's like bangs are code for "not stacy" but it's fucking retarded to think that.

Same with "goth " women or anyone who wears piles of makeup. If she fits a fetish, chances are she's a Stacy.

> Standing up for your friends

It is! My respect for someone skyrockets if they speak supportively of their friends. I love people who delight in the happiness of others.

Unfortunately most people don't do that.
>friend gives literally HUNDREDS of dollars to girls he has crushes on
>I never ask him for money
>always try to support him
>always tell him to get away from these girls who are emotional and financial leeches on him
>one weekend he pays for this girl to go to this anime convention, buys her cosplay
>she hits on other guys there
>I ask him to BORROW 50 bucks so I can buy food for a going -away party HE'S COMING TO
>says no, tries to talk me down to 20 dollars

When you're not physically attractive, it doesn't matter how nice you are to men sometimes.

> Women are a meager status symbol

This. I hate people who talk openly about how many lays they get. I'm surrounded by fucking normies who chat all day about hookups.

>I don't even care about casual sex
>but these people have zero concern for the feelings of others
>say that
>am told "wow why are you so judgemental"

Because you fucking think it's okay to pump and dump people, lie to get sex, lead people on, and cheat on people you stupid fucking degenerates.

> Finding people who actually care

You were referring to women but this applies to everyone, really. Tools.

>roaches

> ou sound like a genuinely nice person by the way

You too anon! Sorry I'm mid meltdown.

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>>34758476
K.

Stupid content filter, gotta add something here.

>>34758257
>Implying this isn't bait, I'm up for it desu. Any way to contact you? I'm mentally ill though, just a quick heads-up.

Discord?

>be INFP
>two friends are INTP and ENTJ
That's good, right?

>>34758290
Probably bait, but whatever.

I don't like men who pay for sex at all. It's fucking repulsive.

>incompetent motherfucker
I'm incompetent so I can't talk shit.

> I pout in the corner for a while as he mocks me for being a total virgin before I get my book and go cry in the stairwell for like 3 hours.

W-wot?

>>34758317
>implying men want an interesting woman as opposed to a fleshlight

Why the fuck am I a virgin at 22?

>>34758400
I completely agree. XSXJs are pig disgusting.

>>34758614
I'm a virgin, I just like getting money out of guys when I can. My ideal boyfriend is someone who wants to cuddle me and make me feel comfy around him, not throw money at me.

And yeah, I spent my new year's eve crying in the stairwell of a hotel.

>>34750946
>introvert
>wannabe normie
Dumb frogposter.

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>INTJ
>also 'adult child of an alcoholic'
>always on guard of what I say and do in public
>don't like being around other people yet go out of my way to help anyone that needs it
>have classmates with similar interests I'd definitely get along with but too nervous to talk to them or enter their conversations
>get really disappointed when work doesn't go the way I want it to even when it's decent, because it's not up to my expectations

I'm not sure if the family situation contributed to my personality being this way but I feel like an autistic ball of terrible personality traits.

>>34757941
Similar minds scored me as ISFJ, but I scored INFJ on humanmetrics. I score the same thing on 16personalities.