Is it true that people have sex on daily basic? Is it normal

>>34735629
it's not like it's set in stone or planned... but yeah. Imagine how often a couple might cuddle, so multiple times a day... those types of things can cause one or both parties to become aroused. Arousal turns into penetration. So yeah... always at least once a day, usually 3-5, every day of the week

take age into account for this, I'm 31, she's 35

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Yeah, young couples even have sex a few times a day, especially on a weekend. They are at peak attractiveness and performance so they make use of it. I'm not jealous hahaha.

Do you really really have to make this thread every day? What do you get out of it, you pathetic little shit?

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>To a normie, having sex is an ordinary element of their lives
>Sex to me is something alien and unattainable

When I was with my gf I would have sex/cum at least twice a day. Some days we wouldn't have sex because of our schedules but we would make it up by having ridiculously good sex the day after.

Currently I'm at about once or twice a week, only because my gf only sleeps over that often. We are both pretty busy with school and shit.

But last night I had some mind blowing sex with her. To be honest, while initially putting on a condom sucks, it ultimately lets me last a lot longer and bring about a better orgasm.

Not to mention how long she sucked my dick.

9/10 pretty fun night.

I talked to a girl once.

Shit was scary. 3/10 would not recommend

>>34735629
Yeah, few times a week is pretty normal.

>>34735629
I'm too far gone to even imagine.

>>34735629

I've had sex twice in my life. After the second time my dick was so beat up to shit I thought I caught an STD. How do normals not get severe irritation from constant fucking?

Imagine if you replaced every time you jacked off with having sex.

I mean... That seems so weird to me...

Then again, in getting older and I don't even really like falling anymore... Just sort... Habit I guess.

The change in attitude coincided with my company concession that I'll be permanently single and die alone... Not sure about the chicken or egg on that one..

>tfw no bf that can't keep his boner down and must fuck me like an animal several times a day

>>34735954
post your boipucci famaml

>>34735878

When the girl is attracted to you she produces lubrication.

>>34736101
I'm not a man, all I have is girl pussy.

sex looks so funny

>>34736101
Are u a boi-poochie lover?

Me and gf do it like 4 or 5 times a week but mainly because we don't live together. When we went vacationing, it used to be 2 to 3 times a day. It can get pretty tiring

>>34735954
pls b in california. i can literally keep fucking after cumming and cum again

>>34735878
It used to be really painful to me at first too. Also, lubrication.

>>34736138
girl pussy is gross but post it anyway

>>34735629
>Tft we want to have sex more than once a day
>But (((((he))))) gets sore and we have to do it again next day in his good days
Big dick is a blessing and a curse

My bf is 19 and I'm 24, the longest we've gone without any sex is a few days. Weekends we light up and fuck most of the night.

then again we're degenerate furfags so I can't say how accurate it is though[/spoilers]

>>34736103
Even I can feel that burn

>>34735629
innocence such as yours exists merely to be destroyed

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>>34736259
REEEEEERERREEEEEEERRRRREEEEOROOORREEEEEORREREEEEREEEEEEEEERREERRROEERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34736344
Maybe if you stopped acting like such a retard just for the sake of it you would get laid.

when i spend a day with my gf we usually have sex 2-3 times

once had a sweetheart when i went to some kind of school you live on, got kicked out and she would come visit me on the weekends, was a good friend, and apparently she didnt mind fucking that much, blew her v card and my load in her mouth every weekend 4-6 times a day for like 4 months until she cucked me with a guy who resembles me waaaay too much. Had a bigger dick than him tho so im laughing in the end.

>>34736418
there is a funny irony about a furry saying this

>>34735629
No because they get used to you and take you for granted.

Then you get in fights and she isn't ever in the mood

Then sex never happens

Then you break up.

>>34735629
I once had sex thirty days in a row just to write about it

>>34736442
But we're the fun kind of retarded, there's a big difference.

>>34736497
will furries and scalies never get along?

>>34735629
>Can't concept the idea of sex being a normal thing

We are in the same boat mate, i can't imagine anyone having sex.

>>34736532
Most scalies are even bigger narcissists than your average furfag so nobody likes them.

>>34736418
I know you and your bf are fat so please stop posting here. That Reee frog poster gave me a good laugh. Stop bullying him.

>>34736479
By writing about it do you mean this sentence?

>>34735667
>Yeah, young couples even have sex a few times a day
>>34735665
>always at least once a day, usually 3-5

Both of these posters are virgins and/or liars.

I live with my boyfriend. We fuck 1-2 times a week or sometimes less. We both work and work out and we like to spend our free time cuddling and playing vidya. We had sex 1-2 times a day, sometimes skipping some, when we first started staying together, but it wears off pretty fast.

>>34736641
5'11 190 and he's 5'6 120. Project all you want but it won't change anything.

>>34735629
dat nigga look like obama

>>34736743
I'm not projecting. I'm not fat at all. You just sounded fat is all. You might be using one of them keyboards made for fat people but don't realise it. You should definitely check because you're coming across as fat.

>>34736735
Might be different for homosex couples tbqh

>>34736743
Oh a wait are you a gay couple or a woman? 190 pounds is fat

Im 25 wife is 27. We have sex once a week.

Feels fucking bad man. I jerk off twice a day sometimes 3 times.

>>34737098
100% faggot, I used to be about 220 and a lot strongker but my back is 6 kinds of fucked up now. I dodged my reserve years because of it at least though lel

>>34736665
Nah I wrote half a page on my experience each day. How I felt about it, what we did, what it meant for the relationship given that some days we wren't into it or pissed off with one another. That kind of thing.

>>34735629
Both of them share such an attraction for each other it kills me. I don't even get off to webms like this anymore. Anytime I see porn like this I just think immediately "Damn shes so into him I wonder what it must feel like." Like it' completely foreign to me and I can't really even get hard because I know I don't have a dick like that that would make a boy (I'm gay) lust after me and enjoy stretching himself out on.

It's just weird seeing two people have sex gay or straight, and have them love the fuck out of each other. I feel like when guys fucks me they do it out of the need to get off. idk.

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>>34736783
kektus originalicus

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>tfw unusually low sex drive

truly a blessing to not be driven insane in pursuit of pic related.

>>34736783
I'm not a homosex, I'm a girl. I'd imagine homosexes do it more, maybe, because
>no condoms
>no pregnancy

>>34735629
My gf and I fucked multiple times a day for weeks. And the one before that I diddled daily for months.

>>34735629
He's gonna leave a streak of ass sweat on those nice white sheets.

>>34737572

Well I am

Got the source faggot?

>>34735629
If there's an opportunity to do it every day then yes. If not then maybe every three days.

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>>34736286
I-i am 29yo.

>>34737106
Then why arent you fucking her 3 times/day?

>>34737437
This

Also when I see girl like that I wonder if normans avg girls also wax their pussy and asshole often or if they just shave pussy and leave disgusting hairs around anus

>>34737849
most girls dont shave, just tidy up a bit

well at least from the girls i fucked anyway

>>34737849
my gf shaves and it is prickly as fuck and stabs my legs

>>34737787
the destruction will be immense

>>34737579
ur not even on birth control? thats probably why he doesn't want to fuck you w/ a condom on

>>34736735
This. New couples might do it every day. Regular couples do it twice a week. Married couples do it twice a month.

>>34738344
Married couples do not have sex, because he will not leave her after child is born.

>>34735629
KEK

I've been together with my gf for 4 years now and we still have on average sex 3 times a day.

Sometimes less, sometimes more, but "a few times a week" is DEFINITELY not uncommonly often, Anon.

>>34735878
>>34736205
Does it hurt the balls when they slam into the girl?

>>34737437
why should your dick be all that makes him lust after you? a big dick is really not the secret to that kind of loving sex, especially not for gay guys

>>34738546

sometimes it does but you don't usually feel it in the moment, too much adrenaline. instead you get a dull ache about 10 mins after you finish

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r9k is dead
all hail normal overlords

>>34735629

I also find it hard to believe. I would be like "sex? Again? really? we just did that two days ago? That's too much work. I think I'll just jerk off"

I can't imagine all the pressure and monotony of it.

>>34735629
>hurr durr do people really have sex xDDDD???
>attach porn webm
>300 replies

>>34736205
>Also, lubrication
option a) you're Americut
option b) the girl wasn't into it

I have literally never in my life needed lube for sec and I'm "well endowed".

>>34738546
I've never had this happen desu.

The national average (US) is 89 times per year, which comes out to about once every 4 days.

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>people are constantly having sex all around you
>its no big deal for normals to go from meeting one another to having sex over the course of 24 hours
>people have so much sex that they actually get bored of it and have to think up new ways to make it interesting

>meanwhile you are a 27 year old virgin who is lucky to brush up against a female cashier's hand

I really need to stop browsing /r9k/ so I can forget this feel

>>34738567
A big dick in the gay world is more important than for straight people. Believe me, it's really easy to hook up with guys as long as I tease them with my 8x6.

>>34735629
Fucking is easier than dealing with a person.

>>34737579
I'm a girl too anon lol it's crazy right???

>>34739005
>people get so much sex they are routinely cheat on one another

Now there's one that rattles my noggin.

>>34738893
You must be a virgin. Having sex is not some tedious stuff you have to do. It is something you desire as often as possible when around your beloved one or even a bf/gf

>>34739057
>>people get so much sex they routinely cheat on one another

Fixed.

I've been thinking about that one a lot and it's been blowing my mind.

Thinking about these things makes me realize I'm not remotely normal and never will be, and actually it helps me be okay with it.

>>34739005
>meanwhile you are a 27 year old virgin who is lucky to brush up against a female cashier's hand

its fucking nervous experience, when her finger tips touch my hand I immediately nervously move my hand back few millimeters.

I am 29 btw.

>>34739005
>tfw she hands you the money and gives you fuck me eyes

>>34739082

I am a virgin. Half the reason I never had sex is I figure my small dick would just be a disappointment for any girl.

Also the only girls I could get I wouldn't even find attractive.

So yeah, it's mind boggling to me. I can't imagine any circumstance where it wouldn't be a chore. It's not like I can envision myself waking up with a big dick tomorrow and matching to hot girls on Tinder. HA. That's funny.

>>34739082
>you must be a virgin
What's the purpose of pointing this out? Have you ever stopped and considered where you are posting?

>>34738893
You don't say "let's have sex" and proceed to have sex, sperglord. You cuddle and it just sort of happens naturally. Also, it's obviously way less monotonous than masturbation.

Plus, if I'm really in a porn mood, I just tell my girl and she sucks me off while I watch something. She's cool like that. Shit's cash.

>>34735629
How about someone provides the source?

>>34739100
I get this occasionally but have no idea what I'm supposed to do about it. I might be socially retarded but even I can tell when someone reacts to me differently so I'm pretty sure its not all in my head.

>>34739135
>You cuddle

Again another foreign concept. I sit on the couch alone and have for 34 years of my life.

I wonder what it would be like to have someone with me all the time also. Like how much energy it would take to talk to them and everything 24/7.

The ship of normality has long since sailed and that's not really in the cards anymore.

>>34739128
Not because you're a robot and a virgin, every robot has to be too. That's a meme

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>>34735629
So ah, do you have that source?

>>34739119
I understand it can be harder for people with small dicks. But we are on 4chan. People are so deluded... As long as you don't have a micropenis, you're fine. Don't think that every guy who has a GF has a 8+ inch dick. That's not even close to reality. I'm gay and I've seen lots of dicks in my 28 old life. Although mine is an 8 incher, everyone else has been 4~5 and they don't even care.

whenever my mom mentions something about dating or girls or sex or anything of that nature i subtly remind her im a virgin solely to make her feel uncomfortable

>>34739171
Keep your chin up man. I was a late bloomer myself and I understand your concern about the energy thing, but it all depends on the person. If you find the right person it won't take a lot of energy to talk to them, it would be like just talking to Another Anon. An Anon you can cuddle with.

>>34739119
Listen, as a guy with a small/average size dick it really doesn't matter. If the pants are coming off, as long as you don't have a micropenis you'll be fine.

Dick size means nothing. I've been with a lot of girls who have said they're offput by massive dicks.

>>34739301
And are you proud of it? I smiled at that mind fart you just let out

>>34739266
Hetero here, I hope you don't mind clearing a doubt for me. What's the homo dynamic regarding penis size? What happens if the dominant gaylord's penis is smaller than the submissive gaylord's one? Nothing? Are gay dominant dicklets btfo by the submissives?

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>other people have sex a lot

Even if I could find a grill, I wouldn't be able to have sex since I'm incapable of having erections anymore.

>>34739313
You're mostly true but size really does matter, but not in the meme way "if you're not 8+ go trap".
If you're average, then hooking up and having sex is statistically normal, and it depends on other factors such as personality and looks. But if you have a big dick (not absurdly huge but, say, 7~10 in) it helps and sort of overrides the other factor a bit.

>>34739303

Dude I'm 34. I'm well passed the point of "blooming". Normality isn't happening for me.

>>34739313
>>34739266

Yeah but then you have to worry about how long you would last, etc.

And I just don't have good looking girls wanting anything to do with me. The only girl I dated in the past 5 years I went out once with and she wasn't remotely attractive to me.

>>34739327
yes because she's a single mother so shes probably to blame anyway

also its a good reminder for her to shut the fuck up about things i cant have, its like bragging about how often you eat out to a starving african

Sex seems so bizarre to me. I don't understand how two human beings could be that comfortable around each other.

>>34739313

Would you tell girl with small breasts how you love big ones?

>>34735878
If she's wet (and you're not mutilated) you shouldn't be getting irritated

t. bot whose fucked for 24hrs non-stop

>>34739393
I mean, yeah but it all adds up. I mean if you're a normal, reasonably good looking person and have a small penis, it's not a big deal. But if you're really unattractive then the small penis is probably a big negative.

>>34739399
Instead of complaining why not start working out, eating healthy and try to make yourself more appealing?

>>34739334
Some guys are always top by mindset, and they top regardless of his penis size. Some guys are not 100% top, they are versatile, and wether he tops or not usually depends on who has the bigger dick. At least that's what every guy have told me. (I'm the first type of guy)

>>34739334
If we're talking grindr size queens who will likely die of aids before 22, dicklets will get btfo. Your average introvert homo looking for a relationship really doesn't care about dick size all that much. I'm 6.5 and for a while it was really uncomfortable for my bf until he could adjust. When we first starting fugking I had to ease in really slow and continue to go really slow the entire time, now I can go a bit faster but his asshole isn't torn from years of taking 9 inch monster cocks so I can't go crazy.

For the most part shoving a large object up your ass will just hurt. The prostate is only a few inches in anyway, so anything bigger than like 3.5 should be fine. Not very aesthetically pleasing but if that's their main concern you should look elsewhere if you want a relationship.

>>34739399
>but then you have to worry
Literally stop doing that

>>34739433
No, I probably just wouldn't mention it at all. I wouldn't lie.

>>34739458
>>34739459
Thanks for humouring my question.

>>34739457
>Instead of complaining why not start working out, eating healthy and try to make yourself more appealing?

I'm not complaining. This is just how it is. I already work out 3-5 times a week and have ever since I was a teenager. I have always eat healthy as well.

My face requires multiple more jaw surgeries to have anything near an attractive balance to an average or above average woman. My gums won't likely handle it. And it will take years. And even then I'm still short.

It just isn't happening. I'm not complaining about it. Just stating the facts of life, and like OP, I find normal people very strange.

Same way I see normal people every day with their normal bites and I wonder how on earth they just get those for free.

Normals are a different world for me.

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>>34739444
>(and you're not mutilated)

I never asked for it to happen.

It was done to me without my consent when I was to young to resist.

Ahha [/spoiler]

>>34739393
>Not absurdly huge
>10''

pick one

>>34739399
Do you consider yourself as ugly? I'm asking with all due respect. Unfortunately, but logically, girls will almost always hook up with guys rating higher or in rare cases, a digit less than them. EG., A 6/10 will only date 6+/10 guys, and probably a 5/10 guy if he's charming/rich/whatever girls are into these days

>>34739526
Ahe

>>34739266
>As long as you don't have a micropenis, you're fine.
I gotta disagree, I'm not 'small' (7in no estat) but there are still a lot of positions I have trouble with, I can't imagine a 5" dicklet actually being able to satisfy a woman

>>34739542

I'm absolutely ugly. I don't say that out of any lack of self esteem. It's just objective fact. Given that I have deformed jaws, completely lack sexual dimorphism, and have a weird hairline, the highest I can ever be is 4/10.

Average guys are definitely better looking than me. I'm a 3-4/10 max.

With every surgery I would like to get I can reach a 5-6/10 max. But I likely can't get them all as my gums won't handle it. Deciding in the next year.

>>34739535
I've seen bigger. Well in my defense, I see my dick as normal and it's 8" so for me 9+ are plain big

I don't know, It seems pretty strange to me. I'll never find out, though. I won't have sex unless I'm married, but seeing as I'm 29 and still alone the chance of that happenin is about 1%.

>>34739585
Define trouble.
And for everyone else, ignore the "5in dicklet" part. 5inches is not small, it's average

>>34739517
Sorry bro, punch your parents in the dick for being fucking faggots and then get some lube

>>34739598
I'm confident to say that even 3/10 guys can hook up if they have a good personality, or they're fun or interesting, and even if they're rich or have a nice job. I've seen some cases. Are you lost on those other traits?

>>34739135
>You don't say "let's have sex"
i unironically did not know this

>t. 26KV

>>34739704

I'm rich, I have a nice job, and people used to say I was fun and interesting at one time.

The amount of time and effort it would take me to "hook up" with a girl I find attractive is not worthwhile.

I'd have to spam hundreds to thousands of girls online for hours on end.

If it comes down to that it's cheaper for me to buy a hooker, which I intend to do in the next few years at some point.

>>34739629
'slipping out because it's not long enough'

>Muh average
dicklet detected

>>34739716
Sweet ignorance. It's a food of thought actually. Some people really plan to have sex, but it's mostly unplanned and spontaneous

>>34739760
I'm this guy >>34736225
Proud 8x6 incher so btfo

>>34739135
>it just sort of happens

Really? I'd have to spend a few days preparing myself both mentally and physically before I'd be able to have sex.

>>34739732
Do you imagine yourself partnering up with a 3/10 girl who you find interesting/fun/whatever?
Honestly, if you can't settle with a prettier partner than you, you can't ask for them to do the same. You should lower your standards

>>34739585

Are you a literal horsefucker, roastie lover, or just unable to stay hard? 5'm 5.5" and kill it in all positions, even supposed big dick only positions like prone and doggy. Maybe you're just a needler.

>>34739812

I'd have to put weeks in. I don't even think I could keep it hard in all those positions.

Plus the condom would be weird as fuck.

>>34739852
>Do you imagine yourself partnering up with a 3/10 girl who you find interesting/fun/whatever?

Nope. That's why I'm alone. I don't expect anyone to do anything. Again, that's why I'm not complaining.

No one else is responsible for me being short and ugly. That's just my bad luck in life.

>>34739800
>faggot
>talking about what it takes to satisfy a women
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but the GRID will do that soon enough

>>34739266
>Guys on the internet lie about having an 8inch penis
>B-but mines actually 8 inches!

>>34739853
>Doggy is a big dick position
Kek NO
Can't even fit half of it without bf screaming of pain

>>34739515
this, Everyday I see normal people with their healthy bodies and they are totally unaware of how lucky they are, they just take it as granted.

How can I lower my desire to have sex? And my desire to jerk off. I've accepted that I will never have sex yet I still think about it and want sex badly. I will not use estrogen at all so all of those boipussi trap posters can btfo.

>>34739919
I don't have to prove myself to you lol
Not even slightly interested in doing so

>>34739918
I have had gfs, and even if I haven't, a hole is a hole and actually it's harder to fuck an ass.
So again BTFO

>>34735954
Attention seeking whore. We don't want you here

>>34739945
it will go away with age, depression helps too i cant even get a full erection at this point

>>34739937

I work in the medical field and I always find it weird when I take a history on a patient and they're 30+ and I ask them about their medical history and they say they have none. Like no surgeries. No medications. No conditions of any kind besides a sore throat or cold once or twice.

It's strange to me.

>>34739880
So that's your answer. If you really wanna hook up and stop being alone, lower your standards. I'm not saying go settle with a landwhale, but hook up with some girls to get confident. You'll start seeing the whole thing differently

>>34739852
Not him, but I am 3/10 and I would not date anything lower than 7/10.

I understand that hot women will not date me because I am ugly as I would not date ugly girl myself. If you do not find girl hot or you would not find it comfortable to watch her face everyday in the morning what the point?

>>34740008

Na. I'd rather not. It's not that important to me that I'd like to bang some fat/old/ugly girl.

I'll just stay alone and in a few years when my curiosity gets the best of me I'll buy a hooker.

I have enough money I could buy hookers for the rest of my life easily. If I enjoy it that's what I'll do.

Probably I"ll end up hiring a hooker once or twice a month for novelty and that will be that.

>>34740008
kek, I recognize you from the thread from yesterday.

>>34740005
>Depression will solve your problems

ISHYGDDT

>>34739945
Why have you accepted it? Also, age?

>>34740008
i literally dont even have the chance to talk to girls, i dont have a single friend and i work with men who are all weird indians whom i cant understand. not that guy btw

>>34740027
You should know that when there's love involved (yes... Love. It is real) the looks go unnoticed

>>34735629
I only see this girl on the weekend and she usually sleeps over then we hang out the next day til she goes home but we usually fuck several times. Current record is 4 times in 12 hours.

>>34740089
You're in the wrong place then. I seriously advice you to change that job. If you're socially awkward as most robots are, work partners are the only chance we have to meet another people.

>>34739945
It just eventually goes away. I haven't even had an erection in about six months. Maybe my body knows I've accepted being a wizard so its just giving up or its something else completely. Either way, its a great thing.

>>34735629
The average for the gf and I was 3-6 times a week in high school. Sometimes we'd do it more than once a day, sometimes we wouldn't at all, and just do handjobs/fingering/oral instead.

Now that we're in college, it's only when we see each other, but whenever we stay with each other it's multiple times a day, no less than 2 rounds of sex and a handful of everything else in between

God I miss high school

>>34740114

It's not coincidence good lookng guys have girls fall "in love" with them 24/7 and ugly guys can't get a date.

Being good looking means girls will fall in love with you as long as you're even slightly likable.

>>34740181
change to what. i dont have any qualifications. im not even a high school dropout, im a middle school dropout. my whole life is fucked. you take everything in life granted and just give meme justburself-tier advice

>>34740040
You have it all planned then... Well if that works for you, it's fine. I just told you another possibility.

In the end, only thing that's important is your well being

>>34740217

Haha you sound like a suicide counselor. My well being is irrelevant. I'm going to be going through a shitload of jaw surgery and braces again in the next few years in the hopes of being normal/good looking.

I have no chance of an acceptable level of well being in life.

I think you have no idea how fucked most of us are.

Also "just date a fat old whale" isn't a new idea. No one wants to do it because it's gross.

>>34740193
You were talking about waking up to the girl every morning so that implied a relationship. But you meant the hooking up process. It's different.
I said when hooking up, for example, with a 3/10, which obviously you're not that physically attracted to. If you like her for other traits of her, and you evolve to having a solid relationship, THEN the looks won't matter that much.
TLDR you fall in love of the person, not the body.
If you're looking for infatuation, then by all means look for 7+/10 chicks

>>34740215
I didn't knew all that about you so sorry about that.
But so you know. My father only studied in school for 6 years. Since age 30 he has is own company (small first of course) and starting from zero (came from a poor as fuck family)

I'm not telling you "you can do anything you want" because that's the retarded meme. But you certainly have chances if you work hard

>>34740249
From all those sentences you really embrace the "half empty glass" style. Nothing to do about it. It's your way of thinking.
I meant no offense whatsoever anon. I hope all goes well with your surgeries

I could never have sex and I've really never had a desire to. The idea of putting a part of my body inside of someone else is an idea I find absolutely repulsive. I've tried to watch porn before and it made me sick to my stomach.

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>>34735629
>on daily basic

hmmmm

>>34740399
Curious.
Do you have any mental illnesses not related to what you just said? With all due respect anon. Also age?

>>34740394

I was an optimist when I was younger. 34 years of progressive disappointment broke me.

People don't start out this way.

It's like that typical normie meme

>Guy has confidence
>Guy hits on girls
>Girls reject guy
>Guy loses confidence and gets frustrated
>Normies: "You don't succeed with women because you have no confidence! Be more confident!"

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>be put into group with girls in college class
>can talk to them fine
>no stuttering
>just "being myself"
>try to talk to girls I like or try to flirt outside of class
>total sperg
Why does this happen?

>>34740444
I'm 29. I've never been to a doctor in my life so I don't know if I have any illnesses. I just find all biological life gross and repulsive and would be happier if everything were machines.

>>34740449
I hate that advice.
They make it sound so easy. But rejection feeds insecurity, and even if you have a small flaw, you tend to multiply it because of it.

God why I'm so attracted to meeting troubled people? I seriously want to know more of you. Sorry kek

>>34740349
Back when your dad started the economy wasn't as fucked as it is today and once automation full blown kicks in the only thing left for people like me will be death

>>34735629
If someone tells you it's every day, they're a virgin or have never been in a serious realtionship. Ever since my boyfriend and I started having sex (we were both each others firsts and have always had very busy lives) it has always been at least once a week. By the second year, it was more like 3 times a week because of more free time and now we're busy again and it's 1-2 times a week. Four is approaching overkill when you have actual lives and want to spend time together.

>>34740519
That sounds as an Identity crisis. If it bothers you, you should talk about it with a doctor.

>>34740573
It doesn't bother me. I'm never around people so I don't have to think about it much.

>>34740547
That won't happen anytime soon. Maybe 3 generations. Don't be so negative

>>34740571
6 years in a relationship here. First year was 7 times a week. Last year was around 3 times a week. No reason to lie. Every relationship has different dynamic

>>34740571
This. No ones situation could possibly differ from this and if it does they are lying.

>>34735629
>All these people being this bluepilled on sex
If attraction is there, you'll find that people fuck a lot more often than just once a week.
Sex goes down in most marriages because women marry betas that they aren't attracted to.
If a relationship is good, you'll see sex a lot more than once every 2 weeks

>>34735878
If you don't do enough foreplay (15-20 minutes) the woman will very often just not be wet enough to go without lube. My boyfriend and I always do a crap ton of foreplay, and I get super wet (like on my legs and stuff) but even then we use lube. My vagina just might be sensitive though, we do this to avoid the pain/irritation. It seems inevitble to me when we're having regular sex.

>>34740590
Imagine if you could wipe that with the push of a button, would you do it?

>>34740656
I see no reason why I would want to.

>>34735913
Personally, it's a lot more sexually gratifying having sex instead of masturbating. I need way less orgasms to avoid being horny. I don't even find people attractive besides my partner when I'm having regular sex (3 times a week approx)

>>34740652
>Wet in the legs

Instant boner
>TFW I'm gay

I don't think I'm even physically capable of having sex. I smoke three packs a day, so just standing up is enough to put me out of breath sometimes.

im in a new thing and i probably have sex with her about 15-20 times a week.

>>34740681
You know you're not normal do you?
Let's not say not normal... You're not like 99.999999% of people.
And that's the main reason you don't have healthy social interactions/relationships. Wouldn't you want to do something about that?

>>34737579
>Femanon here
>I'm a girl
Every fucking time.

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>All these normalfags

R9k is deader than dead

>>34740742
Enjoy it while it lasts. Eventually you will get to a fun/healthy balance of 3~6 a week

>>34737425
I've actually thought about doing that, but my boyfriend is such a pussy and wont do anything for the experience if he knows he wont enjoy some of it.

>>34740749
Of course I'm not normal. I don't really see a problem with that, though. I'm quite happy so I see no reason to change that.

>>34740749
if you're somehow trying to "help" anon you're doing a very bad job and should stop.

>>34737572
Convenient, perfect for finding your soul mate, but you will totally end out leaving someone super dissatisfied after the perfect rising action.

Just curious, how much do you masturbate?

>>34740808
My final card is that sex is good for the body in lots of scientifically proved ways. Also it's the only way you can be in a long lasting relationship, which prolongs your lifespan.
Since you probably don't appreciate your life enough to care about your lifespan, I rest my case. Have a good night anon

>>34740857
Why is that? Are robots so deluded in their meme ways that they think they're beyond improvement? If so. You're right

>>34737849
>>34737973
This is why trimming is master race. Adjust the length to basically gone where you will lick/suck and just have it neatly short elsewhere.
I think chicks with no hair look like children and when I just see the fact that their entire body has no hair I just feel like they're sick. I haven't always been that way though, it's just because my girlfriend does just this and it has basically just become my preference kek. Oh, love

>>34740799
she has an insane sex drive, i doubt it. she gets herself off at least 4 times a day if shes not getting some that day

>>34735629
Man that is a tasty asshole right thar

>>34740752
>>34739053
>literally relevant to the question they replied to

lul

>>34738907
You're not the one that feel the lack of lubrication, the female is. I've been completely dry and not into before and my boyfriend can only tell the difference between that and when I've been dripping like 5 days in a row or something. Seriously, it's so easy to fucking fake everything.

I've went out with two girls for a short period of time, but the left me when I refused to have sex with them. I will not, under any circumstances, have sex until I am married.

>>34741014
She's a keeper. Congrats. I hope you please her as much as she needs in the times to come

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>>34741091
>I will not, under any circumstances, have sex until I am married

Good luck getting hitched to someone who might be incompatible with you.

>>34739135
My boyfriend and I have to practically plan sex because of our schedules, and we live together :/ Fucking college

>>34740939
He said he's happy. You're trying to convince him he's not because you can't comprehend someone not liking something most do.

>>34735629
i'm 25, for the last 5 years i've been having sex at least once every 3 days with the same girl.

i think average is like 120 times a year for all couples so its about right.

at 18 i was able to fuck like 3-5 hours total every day during breaks.

>>34739301
Haha that's hilarious. How old are you anon?

>>34741140
I don't undrstand what you mean by that.

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>>34739266
>on interwebz
>haz 8inch benis
wely maks mi tink

>>34740915
I love my life. But I see no reason to care about lengthening my lifespan. Its already half way over, and honestly things can only get worse. It won't be long until my age has taken such a hold over me I can barely even walk. A shorter life actually seems preferable.

>>34741115
>5
>>>34740799
i dont even get full wood anymore cause we fuck so much

we also watch anime a lot

>>34740087
I'm 20. I've accepted it because a girl has never even showed a slight interest in me. Also I'm a KHV NEET so my chances are basically 0.

>>34740632
>>34740640
I didn't say that. I said that we've always had extremely busy lives. If you get like 4-7 hours of sleep every night with no other option because of school and work like we have for the past 4 years, then yeah I think you'd agree with me

>>34740648
>Sex goes down in most marriages because women marry betas that they aren't attracted to.
Yup, and because those betas settle for post wall women because they think it's the best they can get instead of improving themselves.

getting married this year
she owns half the house
have sex maybe once a week
hate my robot soul slaving job
total normie life
all joy in vidya games is gone
life is but a hamster in a wheel

>>34742680
"I'm not going to marry you unless we start having sex 4 times a week"

Hey, if you hate your life, what's the worst that could happen by saying it?

>>34742747
Not even interested in 4 times a week. Probably the negative and depressed shit I hold inside kills it.

>>34735665
>3-5 times every day
This would just make every single orgasm unsatisfying you stupid virgin.

>>34735629
Currently dating a girl. She wants sex before bed and loves morning sex. If we lived together I guess we'd have minimum 14 fucks a week.

>>34735629
i wish my dick was that big >.>

>>34735724
Sounds pretty nice anon.

>>34738344
>married couples do it twice a month
My dad doesn't even fuck my stepmom once in four or more months at a time. That's American family though.

>>34736143
this is the only message in this whole thread that will still make sense in 3000 years

>>34736437
>4-6 times a day

I feel like this is a peak you reach at puberty and you gradually go down forever afterwards

>>34737834
this, what's wrong?

>>34738507
>I've been together with my gf for 4 years now and we still have on average sex 3 times a day.

dam, now dats the life

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>>34739135
You're full of shit. It's true that not every time is completely planned out, but I've done that before and there was nothing unusual about it. I told her I wanted to fuck her, then I did.

>>34739005
I just wanted to let you know that I feel what you feel anon.

I hope your sitch changes soon!

>>34739100
What are "fuck me eyes"? Real question.

>>34735629
31
Relationship for 6 years now
2 or 3 times sex a week

>>34740760

I'm still not sure if it's normies, or reformed robots, or regressed robots, or a combination of all of the above

4chan has gone mainstream after all

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Anyone else in here that really likes sex but is generally repulsed by the shallowness of a lot of relationships? I cringe internally every time I hear someone talking about a "bad breakup" or using shit like Tinder. Most breakups seem to be caused by being together under false pretenses because they don't actually know each other that well. There's no real intimacy, just them pretending there is and going through the motions. It's gross. For context, I got together with my girlfriend in high school and we've been together ever since.

I love sex, though. More than just the feeling, but the idea of it. Thinking of all of the different times and places I've fucked her makes me feel content and look forward to the multitude of future times I'm going to fill her up.

>>34744505

It's the way society has become. It's become exceptionally hard to find anyone willing to commit to a serious relationship.

still trying, though. one can hope. even if it kills me

>>34735629
Happily married for 5 years. Have sex about 3 times per week. There was a period when we were doing it daily, or almost daily.

>Looking up statistics on how often couples have sex
>Average for all ages is once a week or something
>Couples my age fuck pretty much every other day
>Even older couples fuck once overy two weeks
>My girlfriend and I haven't fucked in months
Kill me.

Inb4 norman reeeee

Fiancee and I went through a period where it was 4-5 times a day. We were both in college and stayed during the summer because of classes. All we did was fuck.

Nowadays it's 3-5 times a week.

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>>34744542
Good Iuck anon-kun.

>>34739716
Same. It's so weird how so much basic info about something almost everyone is doing almost constantly is totally new to me

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This thread is so depressing

Why do i come here....

These are the kinds of threads that REALLY make me want to suicide.

>>34740005
see a psych man.

happiness is possible in any life

>>34740114
>when there's love involved (yes... Love. It is real) the looks go unnoticed

is this real or just a meme?

>>34740915
>sex is good for the body in lots of scientifically proved ways

I find this kind of thinkin repulsive (not the guy you were talking to)

lets not pretend that we have some bizarre obligation to have sex. we do it cause its pleasurable

>>34744690
I read the post your responded to, but honestly have no idea what he's talking about.

Attraction is necessary to fall in the romantic kind of love.

>>34741287
thats the life man.

I wish u the best, fr

>>34741086
anoness, be honest:

do you fake orgasms?

>>34742841
see a therapist , m8

>>34744585
why not anon?

I mean yo udont have to worry about statistics, but is that due to your mutual choice, or what?

>>34744823
No, it isn't mutual. She's just never in the mood anymore. Used to fuck like rabbits, but not anymore. I mean, if I asked for sex, she'd probably give it to me, but sex with someone is so disappointing. I'd rather masturbate, because that only makes me feel half as shitty afterwards.

>>34744853
Sex with someone that isn't into it*

>>34744853
You really should talk about it. More than sex, the absence of attrction is kind of a big deal in a relationship. COMMUNICATION = TRUST = PASSION = LOVE

>>34741038

They slipped up a bit. They should have just said not homosex. Still can be a girl and be homosex. So being a girl is still irrelevant information.

So yeah, "I'm a girl guys"

>>34741086

Your boyfriend is just unaware as fuck, sorry. I can tell when my girlfriend is dry, its a lot harder to get it in.

Usually once we start fucking though she gets soaked and its easy sailing from there.

My girlfriend knows if she lies to me about that sort of thing shes getting dropped so I don't have to worry about it too much.

>>34741202
>>34741202

Of course you don't, you have a rule as stupid as no sex before marriage. He means that you don't know if you're sexually compatable before marriage, so there is a (big) risk that you might not be. And without sex a relationship is doomed.

So, as the anon said, good luck.

>>34739410

Oh no, my shitty idiot kid isn't going to shit out another rat I'm obligated to take care of. I'm so embarrassed.

She probably gets rosie cheeks because she thinks you are making passes at her.

>>34739420

I used to be the same way, when I lived at home I wouldn't leave my room without a shirt on.

Being naked around someone is pretty easy if there is mutual attraction.

Real comfort sets in when you've been with someone for years and years. My wife tweezers ingrown hairs on my back and pops the occasional zit for me and vice versa.

That's when you have officially lost some of your sense of self. Intimacy is a weird thing anon.

>>34745323
dam, that really sounds like the ideal relationship

>>34736735
>>34737579
You are posting on /r9k/, do you expect anyone to believe what you and your boyfriend do is what normal people do?

>>34744853
Sounds like you need to have a talk with her. If she can't be passionate about the things you deeply care about (and almost all men care about sex), then the relationship needs to end.

I've had it before, and it works out for the best. Went from once every 2-3 months to 2-3 times per week. Just expect to have to do work yourself, too. You have to initiate romance sometimes, with a home cooked dinner by candle light and a massage, or something.

>>34745190
Meh, I just use a dollop of lube when the wife is dry. She still enjoys it, with rare exception, judging by her body heat. She just takes a while to get lubed up, and trying without lube tears her up something fierce. Like she's sore for days kind of fierce.

>>34737572
lift + eat more fat + watch your iodine intake

I have it 2-3 times a week, would love a bj/hj twice daily, or sex twice daily to be honest

>>34739082
>>34739135
If you're comfortable with each other then, yes, "Let's have sex" is a totally normal thing for a couple. Also sex is very monotonous. It takes way too long when all I want to do is get rid of my urge and get back to reading or talking to my fiance. Luckily she also has a low sex drive. 69 is probably the easiest for both of us and much less mentally terrifying because we're both terrified of having a child.

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This thread reminds me just how lonely I am. Thank you.

>>34736743
Bruh. I'm female, 5'11" and 165 and that's my fat weight lol.

>>34736735
>>34738344
Been dating for a couple of years, we have sex twice a day on average. Sometimes she'd rather do it more (but I can't keep up), sometimes she's "not feeling sexual" but somehow she still wants me to fuck her once every day or two.

I literally don't understand what's the point of being a normalfag if you're not even getting a satisfying sex life out of it. I have more respect for robots than for you.

My gf and I usually have sex most days unless she's on her period. I see her probably 4 days a week. We usually have sex then fall asleep

>>34739005
Get used to it. I'm 32 and it never stopped being like this.

>>34744405
when you know you know f a m

>>34740517
me here senpai i feel you, i can talk to a person as normal as just another mate but as soon as anything like that comes into question i fuckin sperg through the roof.

>>34747412
same here my dude
original i swear

>>34735629
That looks too big for her.

Yeah, we normally have sex every day or every other day, just because we get too horny to not. It'll probably become less when we're older because we'll be less horny. Currently 25.

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>>34735629
>browsing boards i haven't really seen what are they about
>click on /adv/
>first page full of 18 year old complaining about sex life and relationships
>25y old kv
>cry
>go back to /r9k/

>>34750600
Not really dude. I was supposedly diagnosed with autism and I don't really know some advanced facial features.

>>34750894
Gee, I hope she doesn't get hurt!

I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34751714
its t h a t look, you know THAT look.

>>34752061
No, I don't. That is why I asked.

>>34752166
Don't worry about it, anon. There's no such thing. People tend to say this, thinking they can get laid. It's a delusion.

When you're in your teens and 20s yeah.
30's is around the age where female's libido starts to decline

>>34752166
ill come clean, its a combo of sharp eyes as if you're suspicious and a little smirk. at least that's what i think.

>>34739005
Not trolling seriously. How did you all got to that point??
I never had problems with people at all.... I mean having friends and going out and sex is fun guys.
OP yeah people have sex regulary.
I mean i had a gf for 3 years and fzcked more than 2000 thimes. Had small relationships like 1month having sex like few times a week. Gf cheated once I cheated few more times. Now she is having a guy and fucks me but its rare. Like 4times a month.
I like to cuddle and kiss and being romantic and do kinky stuff so I have to be turned on.
I fuck 4 different girls at the moment icluding my ex that is cucking her bf.
I didnt even know what the fuck should I do in sex and payed dominatrix.
Came to her and she was 10/10 and we talked and I was not into that so we started drinking and had rough sex. She likes the domination and cuddling and being bitch. We pissed on each other fucked like animals even she called a slave that is into feminization....some short faty and he licked the flor of our semens and piss for an hour while we LOVED each other. She sucked my dick while kicked him like a maniac and he swallowed ton my sperm. I literaly want to kill myself for being jerk to her and we broke up. I think I want to kneel for apology (seriosly fucked up).
I know I typed too much but its life and why are you just not living it????

>>34752401
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM

FUCK

OFF


RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>34752401
(You)

orikhaklos

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>>34752401
Really poor attempt at trolling desu

>that feel when gf is only in the mood to fuck when she is ovulating

>>34739303
But anons keep calling me a faggot

>>34736743
>furry
>in a relationship

Yes of course it has to be two sick fucking jailhouse faggots who probably roleplay with their babyfur daddy/baby diaper fetish.

>>34752601
No seriously but whatever you want. That dominatrix story is just one weird part of my life.

All you frogs haven't made the final step.

I have no interest in having a gf, or sex. Sure, I masturbate sometimes, however when I have a long fulfilling day of work I forget about it, at times it feels like I do it just because I'm used to doing it. I hope I'll get ED.
When I feel lonely, I remember that having a friend probably wouldn't work out either, I don't like talking, people annoy me and I'd rather spend time alone. In fact people being social is disgusting to me, I can't stand fake laughs and power plays.

>>34753104
The final step is quitting masturbation you normie

>>34753206
yeah, but how do I do it
When I get an erection, I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it, or will that pass with time?

idk if I have the self control anyway

>>34736262
>Even I can feel that burn
That's why you need lube

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>having sex is a daily routine for normies
>can't even imagine touching a girls hand

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>30yo khv
>mfw reading this thread

>>34735665
>>34735724
>>34735797
>>34735860
>>34736183
Etc.
Why are you even here?

>>34753451
Laughing at the funny frog may mays lol
And pretending to be a loser like everyone else here

>>34753397
Yeah but they ended up here so they're losers AND normies.
Shameful!

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I don't understand how there are people out there with a loving partner and only have sex 1 or 2 times a week.

If I had a gf we would fuck 2 times a day every day of the week

>>34735629
my wife and I typically have sex everyday unless she gets sore from fucking too hard the day before

last two girlfriends I had fucked me multiple times a day.
feelsgoodman

>>34753477
>people are pretending
Funny

>>34735629
think about this -
married people have sex more often than single people

>>34753946
no shit

Original shit

>>34739100
How do you know if they're really "fuck me eyes"?

>>34754922
Have you ever gotten them?

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>Affection, intimacy and sex are things normies take for granted. as something that comes natural for everyone

>>34755018
I looked like a total chad when I was in the military, so I'd assume so?

Me and my gf have sex like 3-5 times a week now that we live together. I can't imagine having sex with her multiple times a day. I like sex to be something I can enjoy and look forward to, not something I do mindlessly and so often that it loses its passion and fun.

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>>34756156

Day of the REE can't come soon enough

>>34756436
Are you an autist?

As someone else said, when you get them you know.

>>34756633
I think they're just memeing. Doing it multiple times a day is outrageous long-term and most likely exaggerated. Speaking from experience I can't even cum after fapping daily for a while and the effect worsens if I do so multiple times a day. There comes a point where I've even gone into a complete dry spell and don't fap for like 2 months.

Bet your ass I masturbated like 3-5 times the day my libido returned though.

>>34756724
Close, Schizoid Personality Disorder.
The idea of someone else wanting something to do with me is a very difficult one for me to wrap my head around.

>>34756747
Take this

http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/

Test was devised by one of the world's foremost experts on autism and similar tests are used by doctors to aid diagnosis. An autist simply would not be able to do well on this test so if you get a good score you know you are not autistic.

>>34735629
When I was with my gf, she'd always want it but I'd always make excuses.. Now we've split, she's fucking another guy and I'm regretting making those excuses. I guess knowing that I can't makes me want to, even though I'd never cared for it before.

>>34753104
Says while going on a board full of people to boast about asexual properties.. You need to think again and stop lying to yourself.. You struggle the same amount but you tell yourself that you don't.

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>>34756854
I'm not autistic.
But if I took an Emotional Quotient (EQ) test I would have fucking bombed it.

>>34735629
What the fuck? What are all these normies doing on /r9k/? Almost everyone in this thread has had sex, and the few real robots are desperately trying to suck up to them.
What the fuck happened to /r9k/? Where are the celibate bastards I once knew and loved? Fuck, the day of the Autist Imperium couldn't come sooner.

>>34757032
>I'm not autistic.

Congrats.

>>34735629
Dude... When you are trying to breed, you have to do it every 2 or 3 days... And it can take 3 months average... Upto a year... Gets.... Boring!

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>>34756854
I don't understand this test, it's really hard to tell their face if it's just their eyes. They all look really samey. I just picked answers based on if it was negative/positive and ignored the options where the negative emotion was pointed towards me.

>>34756854
I got a 29.

I still have no social skills and no friends and am completely nonfunctional in any type of social setting.

>>34757119
>>34757225
Sounds like autism. I got 34/36 it's pretty obvious.

>>34757273
Statistically we got C's so that means we passed.

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>>34756854
>got a 19

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>didn't want to come in this thread because I know it'll depress me
>everyone talking about gfs and having sex of course
>still kv and nearly came in my pants just from a girl hugging me

I hate you normalfags. I hate being /ugly/

>>34757092
Still a schizoid though :/

>>34757431
I would like to be spoonfed the source of those japanese comic book panels.

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>>34735629
Talking to women is an abstract kind of feel for me. They all hate me, even ugly with meme humanities studies. Normies...I just want to die.

>>34757490
Nevermind I somehow managed to stuff the spoon into my own mouth.
https://e-hentai.org/g/679022/3f69971e07/

>>34735629

Have had sex with grill I'm currently seeing every night we've been in the same bed and a few mornings too

>>34757119

Same here

Given that they provided possible answers, I found it easy enough (mostly) to select something appropriate. However, IRL, I would really struggle to read these emotions without prompts and without the time to carefully reflect on the decision.

How the fuck can a specific positioning of the eye area indicate 'contemplative' or 'ashamed'?

>>34756854
>Your score is 31 out of 36.
>Your score is lower than 18% of all participants.

Funny thing is I am a sperg, evidently "diagnosed" as a kid. I am actually surprisngly good at analyzing people's moods and thoughts but this hasn't helped for some reason mostly because I don't like being around people, pretty sure I am a misdiagnosed schizoid. Normies think we don't know anything because we are alone, but a lot of us are deeply insightful on human emotions and relationships its just not something we enjoy participating in.

>>34739458

I got a few quick questions for you then.

Have you NEVER been topped or have you tried it and find that it's just not your thing?

Does prostate stimulation not feel good to you?

>>34756854
24/36 i feel like this isn't good at all

just kill me famalam

>>34735629

My wife and I have sex a few times a week. 2 out of 3 times it includes sodomy (me on her).

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>>34736103
hahahaha dis niqqa

>>34757794
I think it only handles one aspect of social situations so it fails to actually identify what is causing the autistic tendencies. Facial recognition is important but just the eyes is just a shit test.

I don't enjoy partaking in the things normals do so I can't relate. Since I can't relate I don't know what to discuss and so on and so forth. I just end up spending most of my time in my room. I can understand the whole emotional turmoil thing but I just don't have anything personal to say that wouldn't get me shit on.

>>34745206
Not him but I never understood this.
How the fuck can you be sexually incompatible? She has a vagina, you have a penis. What else is there to it?

>>34757860
>wifi
>assecks

nigga, that's like smashing mailboxes in your own neighborhood.

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americans...
once you find THE TRUTH

and CHRIST
NONE OF THESE FLESH PLEASURES MATTER

ALL GLORY TO THE LORD

>>34738901
You're a veritable master of observation. Well done.

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>>34737144
>100% faggot
>a furrie
>24yo
>has a 19yo furfag bottom

You will be the first to be purged in the cleansing.

>>34736418

Just ''''''b'''' yourself

Eriginal

>>34758114

Except there is literally 0 downside to the old buttfuckaroo.

I'm not even trying to be a dick but I stopped coming here once I got so busy. It feels alienating how I don't relate to these posts anymore. I hope you find your happiness guys

>>34758756
other than your better half needing a buttblug for the better half of her life

>>34739433
I used to berate a girl with oversized tits and tell her they were disgusting

>people have sex

Really? I thought sex was just a meme.

>>34759027

Way to buy into the Christcuck memes.

>>34759213
nothing to do with christ you idiot.


The sphincter muscle can break and weaken over time.

1-4 times a week. Sometimes 1-3 times in a single day.

It comes and goes in terms of frequency.

>>34735629
I've fucked my girlfriend 8 or 9 times in the last 3 days. We were both really horny this week though. I'd say once every day or two is normal.

>>34738863
this. Fucking hate this place. at least there is wizardchan to go