CONGRADULATIONS! You just signed a contract and became a famous rapper! The last thing you ate with the word "lil" in front of it is your new rap name.
>lil cheesecake
>>34741275
go back to /b/ you fucking faggot. a very original insult
>>34741319
I'm sorry, are you upset that your rap name is "lil sperm"?
>>34741275
>lil rye
I'm okay with this
>>34741275
>lil rice
im not even asian
Lil oatmeal
>>34741275
>japanese food
ayo wazzap niggas iz be ya home nig, Lil Teriyaki
>>34741275
>lil tendies
>>34741275
>lil sausage
lol
Lil Fudge Sundae
Im a stripper apparently
>>34741275
>Lil Chili Fry
Lil Pizza
I'm ok with this
Lil bean
>>34741275
>lil fried egg white and cheese sandwich with mayo, ketchup and bacon
Lil beef
Sounds cool actually
>>34741631
Yo homeslice, you're rippin' on my name. So from now on, I'ma call you Ripperoni.
*makes incomprehensible gang sign at yous*
>>34741275
>lil tuna
>lil cracker
>lil cheese
>>34741655
>Sounds cool actually
sounds like you have a small penis
>can't spell congratulations
>totally ignored the spell check
Lil' Pistachio
Niggas be gettin' wholesome rekt cuz I be bringing the fiber, protein, and motherfuckin' iron.
>>34741275
>tfw lil wayne was a cannibal
>tfw wayne's pet youngin no longer has an owner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlAG2HyLkpU
>>34741275
lil DEENZ
>>34741275
>lil stroganoff
I'm fucking Polish. Eh, fuck it. I like stroganoff.
Lil spaghetti.
I could work with this.
>lil poutine
could be worse
>>34741275
lil bar
>>34741275
Lil sausage.......fuck
Lil Moe
>>34741275
lil Canolli
>>34741275
lil maruchan
>>34741275
lil desu
>lil mini m&m
>>34741275
>lil chicharron
can I just be lil cheech, instead?
>>34741691
I fucking KEK'd. You made this thread worthwhile.
>>34741785
FREEZE! This is the Moe Police and it looks like your gaijin friend has drugs on him. We're gonna have to deport you back to Sakura High to keep you safe.
Lil Oatmeal, fitting for a white boy
>>34741275
Lil Honey Oats
>>34741275
HOL UP
YAL MAKE ROOM FOR LIL BOLOGNA SAMMICH, BEEITCH
lil ramen
>>34741275
lil mashed potato
>>34741894
Damn it, you won.
Lil Nacho reporting in.
>>34741275
how do into become rapper
>Lil Chex
Is the word "Chex" copyrighted/registered?
>Lil' Pizza Bites
I should have waited until my spaghetti was done cooking, that's a horrible rapper name.
>>34741275
lil semen-stained tissue
>>34742040
I already claimed lil spaghetti. You want a fight punk?
>lil' thumbnail
Dumb and gay.
Most of these sound like those horrible white "nerdcore" fags.
Worse than the niggest of jungle music.
>>34741275
>lil kangaroo
Nice1 cunt
>>34742073
Who eats their thumbnails?!
I don't want to know.
>>34742088
>asks a question they don't want to know
>>34742110
>Talks in third person.
Lil honey ha
lil fish sticks
lil nuts
Lil Peanut Butter Toast
But I wish it was Lil Makayla's Asshole
>>34741275
lil milky
>>34741319
rules 1 and 2 stupid fuck
>>34741275
lil dick. Indeed.
Lil fried chicken
not even fucking joking
lil kid
Lil cracker
This is appropriate
lil bacon and eggs featuring Jameson
>>34741275
>Lil popcorn
Not sure how to feel about that
Lil doritos
Lil stanky pussy
Lil your moms pussy
>>34741319
t. Lil dick
>>34741275
>Lil Oat Bars
Damn. It even has bars in the name.
Lil hotdog
Lil Nugget
very fitting
Lil Ham
Well :(
Lil Guac
Someday, I will have sex with Jeb!
lil hamburgesa
lil broccoli
Lil' Cashew
lil P+J sandwich
Lil Ruffles
>lil cracker
My career is over
>>34741275
lil snicker
is this how lil dicky got his name?
>>34741275
Lil Jelly Bean
Might work if I was a girl.
lil caesar salad
aight, this is cool
Lil' boiled egg
lil blueberry, shiiieeeeeeeet
Lil Goulash
>>34742965
lil burrito bowl
>lil cracker
100% accurate
>>34741275
>lil mint
I like it
>>34741275
>lil pasta
racist but accurate
>>34741275
lil stroganoff
>lil steak and cheese pie
bit too lengthy
>>34741275
Lil' Udon
Could actually work, Im a disgusting asian
>>34741275
It was Fried Chicken actually
So so lil Fried Chicken ?
Lil' Burger
That was not original.
>>34741275
>lil french frie
this is ok
Lil Grilled Cheeze $andwich
>>34741646
This is solid.
>>34741962
This isn't bad either.
Lil tuna salad sandwich
>lil sub
w-word
Lil' Hot Dog Bun
>>34741275
This is crazy, OP, but I am also now Lil Cheesecake.
Can we be the Lil Cheesecake Bros or do we have to fight to the death over the name? Because I'm not eating anything else tonight.
Lil does not work for tall fuckers. I am the rapper Big Chip.
>>34743475
Lil Pie then.
>>34741894
I'd listen to that lol.
>>34741841
Eminem is taken.
>>34741275
>lil meal-for-one
or
>lil Meel fo 1
I'll rap dressed as a fork. rappin about eating yo veggies and sheeeiiitt
>>34745049
Actually, scratch that. I'll go with the brand of chip.
Big Don Pancho is in the house, yo!
Lil' Pasta Salad
>Lil' Quesadilla
B-but I'm black
>>34741275
lil sauerkraut
>>34741275
>lil cracker
GODDAMNIT
>>34741275
>lil sushi
isn't that already a crew/band?
Who /lilporkchop/ here?
>lil taco
Not even hispanic but that's kinda funny
>>34746985
well, either that or
>lil oatmeal cream pie
>>34741275
lil peanut butter sandwich
>>34741275
lil breakfast wrap
Lil Sausage roll
Thanks Greggs, though I suppose that my name is basically the same as 'established rapper' lil dicky. I should have saved that money instead.
>Lil Pot Pie
East SIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEUH
>>34741275
Lil' Panini
>>34741275
lil beans.
>>34741275
lil chocolate milk
Yo yo yo, what's up, it's Lil Cheez-It wit that cheddar in my pocket, nawmean?
>>34741275
>lil toast
orgiinalo
lil khobz el dar.
lil bouzelouf
lil brain.
i sound truly like a rapper.
lil Chicken Nuggets
>>34741275
lil thai
>>34747229
do you eat brain you disgusting pig?
>>34747238
sounds like a thai shemale pornstar desu
>>34747241
i eat them you sissy.
Lil Chicken McGriddle.
>tfw I also ate cheesecake
fake niggas taking my name before I even hit it big
>>34747301
what kind of barbarian are you?
>>34741275
lil white bitch
>lil calzoncino
>>34747229
How do you cook brain?
Is it good for you?
"lil protein bar"
Doesn't have much of a ring to it. I guess I'll be one of those white as fuck ironic parody artists in the same vein as lonely island.
I'd rap about counting your calories, good vs. bad fats, and eating a balanced breakfast. Occasionally, I'll bring in a whitewashed, happy, and inoffensive black man who I'm suspiciously touchy and affectionate with, who, along with me, will sing about the merits of friendship, sticking to your exercise routine, and group activity.
>>34741275
Lil Eggs
huehuehuehuehue
>>34741275
Lil Honey Nut Cornflakes
>>34741275
lil hot chocolate
>>34741275
lil chicken soup
>lil ham, cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwich on multigrain bread without any butter
>>34741275
>Lil Chorizo
Doesn't sound that bad
>>34741275
>Lil lucky charms
Hey that's not half bad
Lil purple sweet potato
>>34741275
Lil casa di mama bacon pizza
>>34741275
lil milktea
>>34741275
Lil Tamago kake gohan
Sounds like weebshit
>>34741275
>lil falukorv
Interesting.
lil' pasta.
Yes. I'm italian.
>>34741275
>lil chips
>>34741275
lil' yoghurt
lil calzone
I like it
>>34741275
Lil smoothie
Decent
>>34741275
lil' pot lollypop
Lil Ice Cream
>>34741275
lil Smoothie
lil kang
>>34741275
>lil cereal
Could work.
>>34741275
lil' fudge
Lil Goya
not bad for trap or drill I guess
>>34741275
>lil pill
Hah
>lil fried chicken
HOLY SHIT
>lil tuna and pasta
lil pupusa
>>167848407
Lil hash brown (or Lil Egg McMuffin, i guess. i ate the hash brown second though)
actually not that bad
liI girl
lil steak burrito
>>34747129
lil beans
origono
lil english muffin
lil pussy
very original dinner
>>34741275
lil' Cottage Pie
>>34741275
>Lil Tuna
I can get shiggy wit it. It has an underdog vibe to it.
Lil Slim Jim
>>34741275
Haha I get lil hotdog this is great
lil sausage mcmuffin
>tfw lil cough drop
>>34741275
Lil macaroon
>>34741275
>lil greek yogurt
uh
Hay dare, dis is lil pasta here in da hood!
>>34741275
>lil chip
ok, this somehow sounds legit
>>34741275
Lil Fish Finger
>lil coffee cake muffin
>lil chicken shrawa
That sounds decent desu
>>34741275
lil oatmeal
i guess this isn't original
>lil sasami
I like it.
>>34741275
Lil ur nanz cunt, m8.
>>34741275
Lil' Dayquil Capsule
>>34749426
jesus christ that pic scared the shit out of me
warn a brotha next time
>>34741275
I don't remember the last thing I ate it's been a few days. Drinks work? Lil monster.
>>34752900
how have you not eaten in a few days???
lil pepper
Lil Asparagus
>>34752900
>Lil monster.
Queer
lil crossiant
>>34741275
Lil fruit snack
lil puy lentils
lil puy sound aight
>>34741275
lil cuck
>>34752900
pls eat something anon ;_;
>>34741275
lil Gnocchi
The fuck of a rapper name is that
>The last thing you ate
>lilvagina
heh
LIL X, MOTHERFUCKER
Lil Tomato
>>34741275
lil chips n salsa
2 MC's w/ no DJ