Fembot feels thread

>tfw no big hairy bf to hold me in his big hairy arms

>>34738253
>tfw no body hair but god-tier beard due to Swedish parents

>>34738253
>tfw no curious bf to peg

>tfw horny and family is home and cant fuck my dog today

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I can't converse with any males without them thinking I have some underlying mental issues.

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>tfw no hot blonde, bass slappin' husbando to snuggle me to sleep nakey bakey'd and watch NHK.

>tfw when no bf to wake up next to before your alarm so you spend the morning half asleep and cuddling

Ayy one of you... Females wanna converse ;)?

>>34738314
same gurrrrrrl. sammmmeeeee, ravioli

>tfw no switch bf that will call me a lowly slut one day and kneeling by my feet the next

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>>34738253
I got u pham. Now you can stroke it at least virtually.

>>34738253
Good luck finding one that isn't a fatass.

tfw no bf to come home to after a shit day at work and have him fuck you until you can't think straight

>tfw no bf who pretends to be female online

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>>34738356
>not liking big hairy guys that are big and soft like bears

>>34738366
I could do that if you let me be your house husband.

>>34738391
>and with a tiny penis and long nails like bears

>tfw

no bf who gets dabbed out with you and fucks you like a pornstar, takes you on hikes and kyaks. omg. ladies

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>>34738391
Women don't like big hairy guys

Remove barafags

R E M O V E

>>34738417
>tfw all qt bears are gay
Stop reminding me

ive got a hairy chest but no hair on my back which is odd

>>34738413
Well I have the long nails but I'm 7x5 so there is that.

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>>34738456
What's a "cute" bear?

>>34738456
I know :(
Orig

>>34738510
Are you a lethargic fish eater like bears tho?

>>34738415
>no bf who gets dabbed out with you and fucks you like a pornstar, takes you on hikes and kyaks. omg. ladies
Ive never been kayaking before but I can literally do all that other stuff. I'm right here.

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>>34738547
Nah. But I do love real bears and people called me bear when I was younger becuase I was bear like.

>>34738409
I'm not that anon, but having a house husbando is my ideal. Are you good with kids?

>>34738602
I love kids and I enjoy cooking and baking.

>>34738648
Impregnate me. Please.

>>34738253
Eyo I gotchu covered, I've got mad chest hair

>>34738316

i'm blonde, blue eyes and kind of hot, I don't slap the bass though, I djent on the guitar THEN pick the bass, maybe write a solo and i don't know what the fuck NHK is

Fuck it i'm out

>>34738699
Maybe if I get to know you better. Can't just go around putting kids into women I don't know.

>>34738314
literally all women have underlying mental issues though, men just ignore them if the girl they're talking to is hot enough.

>>34738743
>literally everyone has underlying mental issues though
Fixed that for ya mate.

>>34738699
Also forgot to add I would not mind adding you to something we can get to know each other better.

>>34738726

haha run for your life

>>34738841
What do you mean anon? Should I be scared for some reason?

>>34738870

nah it's a joke

go ahead and impregnate a girl you know nothing about

>>34738979
Did you not read my post here >>34738726 at all anon?

>>34738253
>tfw hairy chest, body, and beard, but losing the hair on my head

>>34739088
fembots do not exist

but even if they did girl (male)s wouldn't be fembots.

>>34739126
Why did you come into this thread anon?

>tfw no bully gf to force me to take my clothes off and humiliate my flat chest

>>34739216
>humiliate my flat chest
do you want moobs or something

>>34739321
I'm a dyke who is flatter than your average overweight male

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>>34739353
Why you coming into muh bear thread trying to steal my women?!

>tfw you have a cute hairy bf and you love him but he is vanilla and won't put it in my ass

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>all these girls with bfs
>all these girls who want bfs but pay attention to Chad Anonymouscock instead of me
really gets the ol toboggan joggin

Where do these bear-lusting girls live in real life?

>>34739400
>muh bear thread trying to steal my women
this sentence makes no sense

>>34738699
Hmm, where do I find a working woman? I'd be the perfect stay at home dad.

>>34739452
It's like you don't see the cute duckie as all anon.

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>you will never have a gorilla man bear pig hybrid bf

>>34739615
translation
mute pls no

>>34739435
Whats a chad anon? I keep seeing that word but most of the time it seems that anyone who is not you is a chad.

>>34739676
Someone who's universally desirable to women. That's about it; the rest is just you projecting and playing armchair psychologist.

>>34739658
Phone replaced at with as. You can just use context clues to know what I'm talking about mate.

>>34739705
I know I got called a chad one time just because I was black. 100% sure all women don't think we all look good.

Any qt femanons want a hairy skelly bf?

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>>34739706
>You can just use context clues to know what I'm talking about
im not that smart besides i have a headache and it hurts to think

>>34739626
>thinking a guy like that is going to go for a female robot
Lol no.

>>34739353
You sound cute
Too bad you aren't straight

>>34739780
>don't know context clues
That's like 6 grade stuff mate. Also go take a BC if your head hurts.

>tfw no gf to talk about video games and shitty anime.

So many Traps LARPing in here, Disgusting

>>34739731
You're not Chad though, you're Tyrone. Chad is universally attractive to the most women possible.

I dont want to turn this into a race thing but Chad is Chad because he can get women to worship at his feet whether he's in Dubai, Paris, Burkina Faso, Thailand, LA, or London.

>>34739833
100% sure I'm not a Tyrone.

>>34738714
stop fucking with me please/itsnotfunnyanymore/

>>34739855
THIS is Chad: >>34738714
THIS is a /woman who ignores everyone for Chad/: >>34740122

>>34738714
>Djent

So like what? You can't play guitar?

>>34740149
Or that could just be a guy telling lies to get (You)s. I really hope people don't fall for a person who calls themselves "hot" they will most likely get pumped and dumped then think all guys on r9k are like that.

>>34740236
>I really hope people don't fall for a person who calls themselves "hot" they will most likely get pumped and dumped then think all guys on r9k are like that.
women literally do this ALL. THE. TIME. on /r9k/. I've been here for the past 5-6 years (unfortunately) and I cannot tell you how many times I've seen a "GIRLZ DO NOT DATE ROBOTS I DATED THIS GUY WHO WAS 6'4" AND BUFF AND MADE $750k/HR BUT HE WAS TOTES A ROBOT AND THEN ONE DAY HE DUMPED ME FOR ANOTHER GIRL OMG ALL ROBOTS ARE LIKE THIS JUST TAKE HEED GURLZ" thread.

>>34739790
He camwhore'd for a bit so he'd probably fuck a pig granted you paid him.

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>>34740284
Why would I want any of that anon? I'm one of them rare non-gay bears.

>>34740278
Well stupid and foolish people always make the most noise.

>>34740323
>Well stupid and foolish people always make the most noise.
>>"fembot here", "fembot who dated a robot here", "lonely fembot" threads all exploded in frequency over the past 4 years
So you're telling me that all the women on /r9k/ are foolish and stupid? gee really made me thinkaroni

>>34738253
>tfw no bf to commit double suicide with

>>34740337
I don't say all female robots are like that. Just the stupid and foolish ones make the most noise. Just like the stupid and foolish male robots think all females only want "chad" and BBCs.

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>>34740337
>all the women on /r9k/ are foolish and stupid
this needs to be spread around
especially since they cant prove it wrong

>>34740372
>it's "stupid and foolish" to observe patterns and trends of behavior within a demographic
Are you a liberal or what?

Fucking 99/100 women IN THIS THREAD only want Chad. You're a hopeless cuckold if you think that there's women who actually want scrawny/short/brown/poor/etc. men

>>34740347
I'd do it with you but it has to be in a painful, graphic and extremely fucked up way that will leave a big mess.

>out of the blue stopped being able to feel my bf's penis

>>34740347
lets do it.
Please

>>34740400
>Fucking 99/100 women
Were are you getting these numbers from anon? There are only 33 posters in this thread.

>>34740304
>phone poster
>that image
>responding in a way that just lets you say you're a bear for no reason

Now die

>>34740400
>liberal
>chad
>cuckold
Just a few more buzzwords and I will have a bingo anon.

>>34738316
you could save the picture but instead you take a screenshot. Why!?

My old gf usted to do that. She said my chest hair looked cute because it draws two spirals because of the way it grows

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>>34740480
>not liking bears
For what reason?

>>34740448
The women who posted ITT? Maybe? None of them have posted a "oh golly oh gosh I wish I had a 5'5" underweight impoverished bf" post

>>34740492
omg yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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>>34740528
So you're telling me if they don't want a 5'5 underweight impoverished bf they want a chad?

>>34740528
>yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
You're trying way to hard to fit in anon.

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R8 chest hair

>>34740576
>image.jpg
of course.

What I'm saying is that women, in their minds, only categorize men into 1 of 2 categories:
>chad
>not chad

>>34740597
Says the tumblreddit tourist filling out a "tee hee lets see what the /pol/ack says" meme image

>tfw girls in real life actually hate body hair and you are super anxious about it

>>34739168
to insult degenerate tranny freaks.

>>34740667
>What I'm saying is that women, in their minds, only categorize men into 1 of 2 categories
Unless you met every last woman and read all if their minds you can't say that as a fact.

>>34740667
>tumblreddit
Just one more buzzword anon!

>>34740710
>Unless you met every last woman and read all if their minds you can't say that as a fact.
And yet nobody says this when women decide to pidgeonhole all men.

really does get the motor running

>>34740735
OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

>>34740690
*low estrogen girls
Proper men are hairy as bears.

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>>34740745
>thinks all women are the same
I feel bad for you. Well I'm going to sleep now. Sleep well anon.

>>34740893
>dude how dare you not all women are like that lmao
>>omg girls all guys are just, like, totes fuccbois nowadays, deadass fr tho #yas
really makes the ol diesel engine idle

>>34740893
people in general are mostly the same. shitty, worthless cunts. The differences are pretty inconsequential

>>34738805
Where are you from? I don't let strangers into my holes either, don't worry.

>>34739455
In the city, look for the ones who look stressed. That's me, at least.

>>34741039
i want to put my penis in your vagina

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Wouldn't fembots be perfect for robots?

>>34741531
The problem is the "fembots" are really just robots LARPing

>>34741531
The women on this board are all cunts. The robots might be meme-spouting autists, but at least they're semi-decent people.

Kinda makes me think now. Maybe for a woman, being cruel is the same sort of curse for them as whatever is the male equivalent.

I honestly can't think of a more unattractive trait in a woman than cruelty.

>>34741634
>grow out hair
>wash daily
>wear makeup
>dress pretty

Bam, you've got yourself a fembot robot

>>34738316
SLAPPA DA BEEASS

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>>34741647
>The women on this board are all cunts
theyre just bitter that theyre not stacy

>>34741693
Kinda like how all the robots are bitter that they aren't Chad. They should team up or something

>>34741715
i dont wanna be chad i just want to be svelte

>>34741668
I gotta get some fuckin' friends.

>>34741757
kek Friends are overrated, they call good things boring and not relate with you in any way

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>tfw getting over a boy
>start to ignore him
>he now acts uncharacteristically sensitive and kind to me
>asks to meet for coffee tomorrow
>accept

HELP ME BE STRONG
WHAT DO

>>34741858
>Boy problems
Get the fuck out, you Stacy

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Anyone here have problems getting wet? Even though I'm always horny I can never get wet. Even when I masturbate I can't.

>>34742042
Probably because you're a girl (male)

>>34742042
are you fantasizing or just jockying the disk

>>34740149
ive only loved ONE and he is a robot, autistic and mean. but he is also intelligent and that's whuy I found him so sexy. and he played djent like a god and made my pussy whet.

>>34738301
please
oregano pasta

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>>34742042
I used to have this problem also. It would suck during sex with my man since I was always dry as the grand canyon. Just started drinking tons of Gatorade and water hours before and watched a lot of porn(gay preferably because UMMFFFF). Eat a lot of candy too and finger yourself for about 8 mins to get the juices flowing again.

>>34742167
$5bux says he looks and acts like a typical dark triad Chad though

>>34741668
I'm goin home gon slap muh bitttttch
-some nigger

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>just broke up with my useless neet boyfriend

Ahh, men are so boring and disgusting.

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>>34738253
hairy brownie here, u wun sum fuk

>>34742333
Prima facie evidence that women only want Chad

>>34742333
>implying youre interesting

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>>34742380
>>34742459
boohoo hoo, being a neet is the epitome of uselessness and vapidity.
don't need a chad, but they need to be atleast passionate of one thing and capable to finish something to it's end.

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>tfw penis itches

>>34742631
1.) Did I ever say I was a NEET? No, I didn't*
2.) Did I ever say I'm not "passionate of one thing" (lmao you fucking ESL shitskin)?

* = I like how in your deluded warped roastie mind, any guy who isn't Chad is automatically a passionless NEET

>>34742395
So is Stephanie Snyder Dutcher you, or his sister?

>>34742236
>had one gf that was leaking wet all the time
>other gf was dry like you

I'll take the wet gf any day. She had to wear normal panties at all times because it was a problem. Sucked having to "warm up" the shitty dry girl.

>>34742672

>So is Stephanie Snyder Dutcher you, or his sister?
no clue who the fuck that is?

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>>34742672
not everything is about you anon, i was talking about my ex-boyfriend.
You're actually retarded! Chads are easily worse, with almost no real interests.

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>>34742743
>no clue who the fuck that is?
mhm sure

>>34742760
>not everything is about you anon
So then why did you reply to me insinuating that I'm a NEET (just because I point out objective truths about women)? Stupid gayboy tranny.

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>>34742672

this was us over the summer. what happened :(
raviolii

>>34738253
Fuck off, you ignorant retard. You could have that exact thing in ten minutes.

i just want a chubby bf who will let me lick his face and won't be weirded out by it

>>34742801
I am his ex. no0t his sister.
I'm actually besties with his sister ;)
none of us are named that idk how that lady got the pic

>>34742807
>>34742857
Oh youre that roastie nurse with the sperm-tail eyebrows

>>34742847
I'm right here.
>inb4 you're all talk just like every other "femanon" on here

>>34741858
suck his dick.

hypothalamus

>>34742882
you into obese black girls w/ natural hair?

>>34742882
roastie as in stoner? ya mabeeeee

>>34742925
>you into obese black girls w/ natural hair?
I'm a hispanic dude so I'm not exactly able to be picky

how obese though? Queen Latifah in Taxi or Precious-tier?

>>34738297
sounds good post pic.

>>34742969
precious-tier desu, currently around 315lbs at 5'4
about the size of small moon

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>>34743018
>precious-tier desu, currently around 315lbs at 5'4
>about the size of small moon
Ok now prove it

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>>34740347
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. Ill buy the ice cream and you pick the last two songs

>>34743054
She's landlocked with the Earth

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>>34738356
big hairy guys are hot as fuck

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>be hairy guy
>have hairy arms, shoulders, chest, back, body in general.
>tfw women hate body hair, and like these hairless rat beta males.

>>34743464
Nah don't let the media fool you

Women LOVE hairy men even if they don't say they do

Body hair is a sign of masculinity and virility you can no more remove a woman's love for body hair than you can a man's love for big breasts and bum and nice hips which are all signs of femininity and fertility

>tfw no shy mentally ill robot gf to stroke my Scandinavian beard/chest/stomach hair

Why even live?

>>34744779
Why are there so many Scandinavians on /r9k/?

>>34744911
Scandinavian anti-social culture breeds robot-type people if they fall out of their friend circles early in school.

It could just be me samefagging, too

>>34744779
I'm shy but not all that mentally ill anymore. Do I still qualify for this position?

>>34744953
Definitely. Past mental problems still qualify in my book. I just need someone who knows what suffering means because I don't

>>34744974
Wouldn't you rather have a suffering-free gf? You must be a fairly happy guy if you've never suffered.

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>tfw your clit looks like baby penis
I'm so ashamed of my body

>>34743464
>tfw hairless beta manlet

stop lying gorilla chad, women always prefer your kind, just read the thread ffs

also there was an article that said your type was considered ideal by most women

so REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT CHAD GET OOOUUUTTT

>>34744996
That sounds logical and rational, but there's something about girls who know suffering that really gets my heart racing. It's probably a hero complex thing, and wanting to take a girl who's been through a lot into my steady, stable, happy life.

>>34745041
Why? That's what a clit is minus the White shit coming out

>>34745041
Go on...

Where are you from?

>>34745041
It does sound cute

Lewd desu

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>tfw no slavic gf to play games with, watch movies, send memes and just hang out and talk to each other

why even live

>>34744648
>Don't let the media fool you
>They say this on a form of media

>>34745252
>Tfw no qt Slavic/Asian hybrid writing partner to help me expand my romance writing and bounce ideas around for fantasy films with then write and sell them

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The LITERAL (L I T E R A L) only thing happening ITT:
>tfw no Chad bf
>sorry, no betas

sage sage sage sage fuck you niggers I hope you get raped

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>tfw no girl to play games with
Just end me now
I need this

>>34745321
Nah that's not how it goes. It's even worse.

>tfw no Chad bf
>sorry no betas
>Hey ladies, Chad here
>omg chad hi you're everything I want
>yeah baby post contact
>silence

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>>34745157
I've compared mine with other girls' clits
It's far from normal, at least it's different from what other people have
>>34745197
Nothing to go on about
My vag is a bad joke
I'm from HK
>>34745214
That's not cute
I feel like a Hentai character FFS

>>34745360
how is that worse? they're leading chad scum on and then ghosting them

based femanons

>>34745378
>I feel like a Hentai character FFS
That is cute though

>>34745378
Post it. It can't seriously be that bad.

I've been with a "big clit girl" and it was just slightly erect. She was really self-conscious about it but it was such a non-issue.

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>>34745321
that animu girl on the right is perfection, i'd totally date and love a girl like that IRL

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I want to kill a fembot.

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>>34745462
what;s happening at the last panel? has he converted to islam?

>>34745472
you can't kill what doesn't exist anon

>>34745497

That is the joke, yes.

>>34745053
No women like the yeti look

Gonna go ahead and say you read some fake news written by Sasquatch

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>>34745422
She wouldn't date you though

She only wants Chad

>>34745462
I think the message of this one is detracted from by making him a white nationalist, and I say that as a white nationalist.

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>>34745378
You shouldn't be worried about it, there are guys that like that me being one

It would be nice to have a girl like this irl

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>tfw you have literally nothing to offer another person in a relationship, not even your holes, because you haven't had the urge to masturbate or even been slightly horny in the last 3 years
Some people are just born to suffer

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>>34745555
>>34745444
>>34745411
Why am i getting all of these gets?

>>34745529
they like the seth rogen look

>>34745542
well what can you do

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>>34745566
is this a get thread?
textless posts are not allowed and need to be original 11

I'm not a fembot but I want a gf to go hiking with and go to museums. I don't think I'm that bad looking but no girl has ever shown any interest in me.

Should I put "I have a small penis, but that just makes me better at eating you out" in my tinder profile?

>>34745614
I'm sure someone will appreciate the honesty.

>>34745587
her kids are a deal breaker otherwise she's a qt

>>34745560
taker adderall/meth/etc. You'll masturbate until your clit falls off.

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>>34738253
Muscular + mildly hairy chest = perfect boyfriend :)

>>34745560
>implying you need the urge to fuck

All you need is the urge to please your boyfriend. The fucking is secondary.

not a """"fembot"""" but how do I stop boys from orbiting me? I just want to have friends because I'm very lonely but I don't want to lead people on or anything how do I say "I just want to be your friend and nothing more" to literally every guy I meet without sounding like a cunt?
I'm not even attractive I just have a vagina and boys happen to be attracted by those, that's a female for you

>>34745712
Can't do it. Can't get wet and can't use my mouth. Arms too weak for handjobs.

I'm literally worthless because I can't satisfy sexual desires but I would dump a guy for even asking to cuck me.

>>34745579
The stoner/alt girls say they like that because Seth Rogen is funny (not really but women don't know what funny is) and confident

They would definitely NOT date a Seth Rogen looking motherfucker if he was working at a 7 eleven and driving a 20 year old civic

>>34745732
>Can't get wet
Lube is a thing.

>can't use my mouth
Just open it and let him do the work. It's hotter that way, too.

>Arms too weak for handjobs.
Trust me, all girls suck at handjobs anyway. You can't compete with the practice I've had on doing it to myself, so it'll be subpar.

>>34745747
>TFW I own a 94 civic

>>34745713
i don't know, you can't stop someone from falling for you

why don't you like any of them back though? if you're single then it's normal for them to be hurt that you don't want them back

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>>34745732
>I would dump a guy for even asking to cuck me.
Really? You don't fantasize about being tied up and forced to watch as your bf pounds away at the superior big black booty?

>>34738352
I'm into that, be my gf!

>>34745755
I suppose it's more accurate to say that I am absolutely unwilling to do those things, then.

>>34738301
Are there really girls who like pegging?

>>34745803
Oh. Then yeah, that's worse. It's not "can't" satisfy sexual desires, it's "won't".

Good luck finding that asexual bf, anon.

>>34745830
It's not that I need an asexual person, but more like I'd need someone who would be okay with masturbating to satisfy their desires until the once-in-a-few months day comes by where I'm more okay with blowing him or something.
The problem seems to be that those people are impossible to come by unless they're severely depressed. I can't handle my own MS and someone else's depression.

>>34745884
The problem with this is that normally it'd be fine to just masturbate to satisfy sexual urges.

But when you're with someone, assuming that person is attracted to you, just being around you will make them horny. Especially if they can't have you, so the sexual frustration will boil over to the point where masturbating just won't be enough.

Blowjobs would be a good solution though, you should work on being able to do those at the very least. Sex is an integral part of a relationship, especially if you want to be with someone who isn't mentally ill.

>>34745713
You already sound like a huge fucking cunt.

>>34745884
your vagina still works. just lie on your back and let him plow you. you don't need to do anything.

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>robot feels threads are all about people coming together to discuss their genuine depression and help each other through sharing their hardships
>fembot feels threads are all about wanting to get fucked by various types of guys and posting pictures of themselves so they can string along an internet bf

Jesus, it's like a microcosm of society.

>>34745763
I already like someone no not Chad I just want to make friendships desu
>>34745923
Why's that?

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>>34745982
I can be your friend! we can play video games watch anime and send each other memes and talk!

>>34745916
Sex is simply never going to happen with me. I'm sure the reverse would be true if it ever happened, but nearly all men either walk away or try to turn me into a cuckold when I tell them that. They've never been appeased by me telling that realistically the best they can hope for is me touching their penis 5-6 times a year, either.

>>34745378
>I'm from HK

Please still be around, HK fembot.

Unless you're the one in America now with a white boyfriend.

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>>34745996
b-but I don't play video games nor do I watch anime anon

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>>34746040
huh okay. we can just talk and hang out then and maybe watch a movie together once in a while and be comfy in general?

>>34745937
"Works" is an exaggeration. Things inside my vagina cause extreme pain, and I can't really hold my bladder that well; especially in the summer. Maybe when I lose all feeling in my vagina I'd be able to bear it, but I just can't do it.

>>34746167
What if I'm into watersports?

>>34746186
There is plenty of pee for you but I won't be touching you otherwise.

ILLINOIS

ILLINOIS

WHERE IS MY

ILLINOIS

GF

REEEE

>>34746202
Honestly I'd be ok if I could fap watching you pee, then.

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>>34745697
>big muscular hairy guy
>fags hate bi men, have to lie about homo you are
>can't even find a cute twink to pound my buttocks
>women are too much work
>relationships are too much work
>tired of it all
>just want to live in peace, alone

I wish I was a trap instead desu

>>34746202
>There is plenty of pee for you but I won't be touching you otherwise.
that is lewd as fuck actually
>tfw no gf who only ever pees on you

>>34746001
Were you raped at a young age?

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>>34746220
How come none of the boys I liked ever said "well can you pee on my face at least?"
This is so fucking unfair.

>>34746167
Is there no cure or treatment for this condition?
not without losing feeling?

>>34746289
Are you a girl? Please pee on my face

>>34738253
fuck off women can't be robots attention whore

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>>34746315
>my vagina
>are you a girl?
Really makes you think.

>>34746289
I don't even want you to pee on my face, just pee in my general area/ send me snaps of you peeing and I'll be satisfied.

Quadruple bonus points if you let me pee on you, too.

>>34746340
You have a vag that's so cool and hawt. Plz fuck my thicc ass with it

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>>34746377
The answer is
reddit

>>34746167
use lots of lube and piss beforehand. problem solved

>>34746447
How about I shoot you in the face if you try to put something inside my vagina?

>>34746547
pshh feminists

>>34746547
theres no need to be so hostile. if you start slow and use lube it will stop being painful.

>>34746601
I have MS, retard. Your lube isn't going to fix my trashed nerves.

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>tfw no bf to rape me and discard my body(while alive) into his friends house for round 2

>>34745537
It doesn't help that the Chad looks like Ben Stiller in Zoolander

>>34746664
>being this fucked up

Please be a real girl.

>>34746640
what about the back door

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>>34746398
Hey since you have a vag you should come with me to the "best place to get memes and the only place you can use freespeech" reddit, you can get birth to new memes there with your vag

>>34746680
Sodomites will burn in the hottest pits of hell.

>tfw no gf to sit on my face and force me to eat her out for as long as she wants

>>34746693
hottest as in sexy hot

>>34746664
>while alive
so you want it to be particularly brutal and after enough rounds possibly fatal?

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>>34746222
>traps
>>>/b/

>>34741039
USA. Waffles are better than pancakes.9

>Been on this board since I was in my early 20s
>Women need to lower their expectations
>Women need to lower their expectations
>Women need to lower their expectations
>Women need to lower their expectations
>Every day for years
>28 now
>Pass for normie but introverted, not many friends, don't wear make-up etc.
>Suddenly Chad appears
>Chad wants to seriously date me
Wat?
I mean... wat?
What the fuck do I do now?
I mean, there's no way, Chad would settle for me. Should I reject him in order not to get pumped and dumped? Probably, right?

>>34747710
You seem pretty and cute and likable. Can't you date me instead?

>>34747710
Just let Chad use you, worthless whore.

>>34747710
How is he a "chad"? It seems anyone who got their act together is a chad/stacy now.

>>34747720
I think long distance internet relationships are doomed from the start. And I'm from Lithuania.

>all these faggots pretending to be girls
>all these faggots believing them
Girls dont browse 4chan, and even if they do, not this suicidal, neet shithole of a board

FEMBOT

PLEASE LET ME BREED YOU

>>34747826
I'm from near the Balts though, and I find Balt girls the most beautiful.

Is the other guy white, femanon?

>>34747847
But I met 6 girls so far. So you claims don't make any sense.

>>34747710
if you like him just go for it femanon

if he dumps you then who cares fuck him, that's what i would do but im a guy

>>34747825
He's good-looking, tall and successful. I think those are the Chad characteristics we believe in now.

I realize "Chad" started out as an overly confident, slightly sketchy and unlikeable guy who got laid a lot with a lot of different women, but we've lost that meaning as a board.

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>offer friendship and companionship ITT
>ignored

I don't know what to do with this feel but it really makes me think things

>>34747861
>implying there will be non-whites here
I have never seen a black person aside from traveling to the UK and France.

>>34747896
I did recall earlier in the thread a guy saying if a girl does not want a "5'5 underweight impoverished bf" they want a chad. Stuff like that blows my mind.

>>34747927
>5'5
what's so bad about being 5'5''? ;_;

f-fuck you

>>34747710
Chad wants to breed and knows how terrible a mother the sluts he's been fucking would be.

>>34747912
Good. Do you recommend any part of your country for a holiday?

I am sick of my shit skin infested city.

>>34747939
There is not anything wrong with it. It's just the guy said a girl does not want a that's all that's and below avg height they want a chad.

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hi i am german anyone want to be my gf?

>>34747961
Not her but I've been to Kaunas and it was amazing.

Shut the fuck up you hypocrites, all you want was a big dicked chad.

Fembots, please talk about the last big, painful shit you did.
One that really stretched out your asshole.

>>34747998
Thanks for bumping the thread anon.

tfw no fembot gf

Organile

>>34748083
What's stopping you from getting a female robot ?

>>34748083
Vulpes is a legitimately good looking Bulgarian guy.

If you're a Euro-femanon, give him a chance. Not even meme'ing or samefagging.

>>34748140
But is he a good person?

toebeans#8720

Fembot, I just wanna call and talk to someone, maybe help me sleep :c

Daily reminder that these threads are cancer

>>34747974
Is your cock big?

>>34748246
That's a good way to get catfished.

>>34748256
will timestamp if needed

>>34748249
So by bumping "cancer" threads and just not hiding them is helping?
>>34748261
That should be the other way around mate.

>>34748271
Wat, I thought fembots are supposed to timestamp?

>>34748279
Misread the post and was thinking you were a guy.
>only having a discord
That's fishy. Also post PET.

>>34748271
>what is sage


Origami

>>34748299
>that's going to stop people from replying to your post who don't sage
You're not a dummy are you?

>>34748295
I can give other contacts through there

>>34748126
I think they probably want someone actually attractive
>>34748140
Thanks but let's be honest, my face looks like shit and i am short

>>34748246
>add me let's talk
>has disabled people from adding them

Anon was right, you're just a catfish.

>>34748319
Not everyone had a discord ya dummy. Throwaway emails then other contacts.

>>34748337
Oh wow, oops

>>34748317
In which case im not part of the problem and im not fishing for (You)'s

>>34748354
You can just hide the thread. You are making more post for people to reply to so you are indeed part of the"problem".

>>34745825
hoooo boy you're in for a surprise. of COURSE there are girls who are into pegging. i love the concept of penetrating a boy, making him a whimpering mess as he discovers his prostate.

>>34748450
please surprise me, fembot

>>34739405
>tfw no bf but even if you had one he wouldn't let me put things up his ass
feelsbadman

>>34748471
i'd do anything to be your bf desu

> notice stretch marks on my butt and thighs about a month ago
> decide to discreetly start eating less cuz I don't want my mom to make a big deal about it
> this week want to wear my favorite jeans
> can't button them
> literally pull on them until the button cuts into my finger and I'm bleeding but it's no use
End me. I basically starved myself got the last three days and got them on last night, barely. I don't want to be fat.

>>34748502
go for a run tubby

>>34748535
What if someone sees me

>>34748471
What do you get out of such an arrangement in the first place?

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>tfw no qt bf to hold me in his lap and scratch my head while I drain his warmth

>>34748611
>tfw no cold blooded gf to embrace my warm body so I can finally cool down

>>34748618
Where are you anon?

ttlyoriginaldesu

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>>34748558
Walk at night like I do. Also make sure to carry a mace with you.

>>34748642
I'm far up in the Europes.

>>34748611
What's "qt" bf and are you worthy of one?

>>34740122

don't worry babe, we probably live on different sides of the world so it was never meant to be anyway! </3

>>34740179

hey extended chords, polyrythms and solos are a cool fucking combination

>>34740149

I am not Chad, maybe socially inept Chad, all it would take for me to get girls is to actually initiate conversation with them yet that's the one thing I can't bring myself to do naturally

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>>34748658
Damn. Too far.

>>34748666
Cutie and probably not.

>>34748689
>Damn. Too far.

What a sad day.

I go to California often though

>>34748689
Well you can still talk to the guy from EU. Also why do people want to rush into dating so fast? Get to know a person before you date someone.
>Cutie and probably not.
What does this mean?

>>34738253
>Tfw thread is full of guys who pretend to be girls on this turkish soup recipe sharing interwebsite

>>34748689
I-i can be your qt bf anon ._.

>>34741039
>Where are you from? I don't let strangers into my holes either, don't worry.
The USA. Well if you ever read this thread again and want to contact me my email: [email protected]

>>34748700
Still too far.

>>34748744
I could but I've had online friends and it's really draining for me. And I agree, It's better getting to know people irl first. Feels more genuine.
>What does this mean?
You're confusing me now. Are you wanting me to expand on what I find cute or what?

>>34747940
>implying the fembot wouldn't be a slut too if she would get the attention

>>34748943
>Are you wanting me to expand on what I find cute.
Yes.

>>34748900
What area in the planet are you from?

>>34747896
Approximately how tall please

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>>34748961
Yeah, but in the Chadless years from 20-28 she probably developed
>life skills
>common sense
>healthy habits
>healthy boundaries through which glimpses of a deeper personality peek through
So even though it's true that undeserved attention would have been bad for her it doesn't mean that she is suddenly going to be a
>vapid cunt
now

>>34748943
>Still too far

Dang. Where are you, miss cold blooded anon?

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>>34749042
>he puts sage in his name field

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>>34748973
Someone who's similar to me I suppose (pale, thick black hair, hispanic) but it's not limited to that.

>>34739676
This statement alone goes a lot to show a lot of the character of this place.

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>tfw fembot and tfw not popular enough to get my b-booty eaten

>>34749079
>pale hispanic
That's a thing? Also what about hobbies?

>>34738253
>pretending to be a grill
OK. You can stop now you fags.

>>34749097
Well it's the loud anons who think everyone who is not them is a chad. But I'm sure most people don't think that.

>>34749100
Well, are you cute? Us highly esteemed cyborgs will only eat cute booties.

>>34749100
i know this feel too sis
maybe we should just eat each others butts