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The two on the right are bisexual sloots ready to slobber over your dick all night long.

The hambeast just got back from her Women's Studies 101 course. Lecture was on men raping drunk girls at the club.

What do you do?

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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:41:13 Post No.38935594
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>>38935576

Have a threesome, make the hambeast watch from the closet while she cries and masturbates furiously.

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:42:20 Post No.38935605
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:42:20 Post No.38935605 [Report]

go home and tell 4chan about not getting laid

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:43:43 Post No.38935620
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>>38935576
tell her i've got pizza and liquor back at the crib and then fug the other 2 on top of her unconscious jiggly body like a waterbed

chappelle's show style

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wrestling. 2016-10-03 00:28:05 Post No.38935496
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wrestling. Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:28:05 Post No. 38935496 [Report] [View this topic]

why hasnt /fit/ joined an adult/collegiate wrestling club?

-produces some of the world's greatest athletes
-functional strength
-competitions for personal goals/gains
-aesthetic/j00cy af

its like /fit/ isnt even trying.

>muh gay
>muh cauliflower ear

its 2016 and wear a headguard.

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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:39:14 Post No.38935571
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:39:14 Post No.38935571 [Report]

Because its fairly uncommon outside burgerstan, eastern europe and kebab.

Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:02:56 Post No.38935810
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:02:56 Post No.38935810 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoIhb_YHd4k

Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:08:40 Post No.38935884
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:08:40 Post No.38935884 [Report]

i don't understand how breaking your neck and dying is not a constant possibility while wrestling

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One and Done Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:09:05 Post No. 38935323 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright /fit/, the gym overlords have decided you way only do one exercise for each of the following for the rest of your life:

>chest
>back
>shoulders
>biceps
>tris
>forearms
>glutes
>calves

What do?

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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:10:43 Post No.38935335
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:10:43 Post No.38935335 [Report]

i could just do rows and be happy desu, builds a thick physique

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:14:38 Post No.38935378
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:14:38 Post No.38935378 [Report]

>>38935323
Bench
Pull ups
OHP
Preacher Curls
Skullcrushers
Deads
Deads
Sprints
>quads
Front squats

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:16:17 Post No.38935403
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:16:17 Post No.38935403 [Report]

>>38935323
wut

I only do bench, ohp, deadlift, rows, and squats anyway.

am I being memed?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:08:09 Post No. 38935318 [Report] [View this topic]

>You'll never be like Zyzz brah
What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:08:55 Post No.38935321
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:08:55 Post No.38935321 [Report]

You'll never have his charisma in the online world.

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:10:48 Post No.38935337
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:10:48 Post No.38935337 [Report]

>>38935321
wtf I hate zyzz now

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Only Zyzz can be Zyzz, and only we can be we.

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Stretch marks 2016-10-02 23:53:32 Post No.38935185
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Stretch marks Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:53:32 Post No. 38935185 [Report] [View this topic]

Stretch marks. Anyone tried laser treatment? Does it work?

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:59:31 Post No.38935243
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>>38935185
Bump

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:46:24 Post No.38935646
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:46:24 Post No.38935646 [Report]

Another bump , also adding loose skin removal surgery

Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:16:45 Post No.38935969
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 01:16:45 Post No.38935969 [Report]

Have them all over my shoulders due to lifting...never gave a shit. I'm not an insecure little faggot.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:52:21 Post No. 38935174 [Report] [View this topic]

CrossFit

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:54:27 Post No.38935194
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:54:27 Post No.38935194 [Report]

>what women want

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:57:36 Post No.38935228
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>>38935194
>implying they know what they want

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>>38935194

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:38:06 Post No. 38935026 [Report] [View this topic]

>that first line of the day

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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:10:26 Post No.38935330
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>>38935026
cocaine is toxicologically safer than caffeine

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:11:40 Post No.38935348
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:11:40 Post No.38935348 [Report]

>>38935026
cocaine killed zyzz, don't fly to close to the sky

Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:12:09 Post No.38935355
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Anonymous 2016-10-03 00:12:09 Post No.38935355 [Report]

>>38935026

pussy ass lines OP.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:32:55 Post No. 38934980 [Report] [View this topic]

>that first sip of the day before hitting the gym

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:36:55 Post No.38935015
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:36:55 Post No.38935015 [Report]

>that first pee at the gym of the day

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:39:28 Post No.38935039
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:39:28 Post No.38935039 [Report]

>that first tip of the day

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:40:39 Post No.38935046
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:40:39 Post No.38935046 [Report]

>that first kip of the day

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Weightlifting routine fat loss 2016-10-02 23:19:27 Post No.38934830
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Weightlifting routine fat loss Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:19:27 Post No. 38934830 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi /fit. I'm looking to lose about 22lbs. Which weightlifting routine should I start?

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:20:02 Post No.38934835
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>>38934830
READ THE STICKY

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:21:51 Post No.38934857
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>>38934830
There is no routine for fat loss. Lifting weights will spare muscle mass while cutting but that's about it. The routine doesn't matter. Any beginner LP is fine as long as you stick with it and are consistent. Diet it what matters most so read the sticky.

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:24:22 Post No.38934886
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>>38934857
>>38934835
So starting strength?
But since I'm eating at a deficit of 800 cals won't I miss out on regular linear progression?

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:04:38 Post No. 38934679 [Report] [View this topic]

>cute guy keeps hogging the squat rack

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:06:32 Post No.38934701
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>>38934679
Is it me?

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:08:26 Post No.38934722
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>>38934679
semi long hair with glasses? about 5'7 and twink mode

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>>38934679

>Ugly roastie is STILL staring at me as I get started on my 5th squat triple of 405

Fucking awkward ugly girls I swear.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:46:29 Post No. 38934490 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you care about face more than body
Am I alone here? As long as they aren't too fat idgaf.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:49:05 Post No.38934521
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:49:05 Post No.38934521 [Report]

>>38934490

Every man (nignogs excepted) cares more about face than body.

That's not to say body doesn't matter, however.

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:22:18 Post No.38934862
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:22:18 Post No.38934862 [Report]

No, you're a perfectly healthy human for having that opinion, OP.

Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:24:09 Post No.38934883
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 23:24:09 Post No.38934883 [Report]

Not fit related.

Also, >>38934521, using the word 'nignog' is really offensive. Please stop.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:18:41 Post No. 38934221 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright faggots, what's the best system? Aerobics or Jazzercise?

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:23:44 Post No.38934282
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:23:44 Post No.38934282 [Report]

Did you post this from 1986?
How long did it take on your 2400 baud modem?

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>>38934282
Exactly 30 years.

Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:25:48 Post No.38934306
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>>38934282
About 30 years apparently.

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:13:13 Post No. 38934156 [Report] [View this topic]

i wanna put all my noob gains to good use and start playing a sport. my 2 choices would be boxing or rugby ( most alpha i could think of ). my strenght isn't very good but i'm progressing fast after i've stopped cutting, and my cardio is on point, while i'm extremly good on long endurance shit i don't do as well on shorter intense shit, but i used to so i can train this aspect and be proficient as well.

what sport would i have more success in, and which do you like most ?

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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:17:58 Post No.38934212
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Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:17:58 Post No.38934212 [Report]

Rugby if you're not a pussy. Hard to learn the game at a later age though.

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>>38934212
i'm 18, have some experience with field sports, don't know how much it will translate into aptitude for rugby. how much should i weigh in order to not get destroyed by perma-bulking bearmode faggots

Anonymous 2016-10-02 22:52:12 Post No.38934560
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>>38934156
>team sports
>alpha

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