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>voting 3rd party in one of the closest presidential races since perhaps the Obama days
>voting for the libertarian candidate that isn't even really a libertarian

really makes you think

>>39212080
>closest presidential race since Obama
okay I kek'd

>voting for a Libertarian who is a reasonable moderate instead of a retarded AnCap
yes

>not wanting a fatty as our role model
Definitely yes

Why do people throw away their vote like this? Is it because they don't have the balls to make a hard decision?

>>39210006
Take the whole box and say "thanks, I'll be needing these" and wink as you close the door

Take some.

But make sure they're the right size.

To be honest, I wouldn't know how to ask for or look for magnums in that box without sounding like I'm bragging or coming onto her.

Tell her to give them to someone else because they're just going to be wasted with you

>>39208529

El pollo loco and del taco bowls are my go to fast food. Love that shit

My goddamn boyfriend is dragging me to Pizza Hut tonight for some reason. I haven't been to one since I was a kid, but I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as high protein pizza. Not particularly pleased with the idea.

>>39208615
Break up with him for being a fat fuck and go find a Chad that goes to HIGH PROTEIN establishments

What the fuck did you expect?

>1st day in the gym
>OHP 1pl8
>proceed to injure self
I got it up though

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>>39205577
>>gained 10 pounds from weight gainer but didn't lift

>>39199978

Don't give a shit about other people's opinion's of you

Live for yourself, do what makes you happy

My life got 100x better since I started following that one

dont hit yourself in the dick with a hammer

>>39200060
What kind of hammer?

pls help
>>39209233

>>39209187
Then you should at least in some kind of variation sessions try to squat to depth without the knees so far out.
That itself should already give you a good stretch and very good feeling for what is lacking.

>>39209260

Okay if you snapchat me a picture of your pussy I'll never call you Sean again and publicly apologise

>>39206707
Chin up and there is always next time

>>39206707
It's literally impossible to not be able to tell whether a girl is actually a girl or a man that looks like one.
As soon as you get to interact them, hear them talk etc you can tell it immediately.

Nice try though.

>>39206767
you oviously havnt seen whats walking around in 2016 my friend. This girlboi was something else. A new species. I was also wasted

>>39206543
Sybian

>>39206543
I agree. I sincerely love those torture machines

>>39206543
I bike everywhere. Come at me.

>>39205721
sorry forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuRm4V51kEE

>>39205721
>50 years old
>single
>no kids
>has anger problems
>treats women like shit
>only cares about his filming
>has oil in his muscles
>tattoos all over his body
>he's weak as shit.
>highly insecure (uses fake weights)
>is delusional (thinks he's a fighter because he hits pads)
>is a coward (doesn't do shit when prophet muscle disrespects him face to face but acts tough online)
>owns a massive empty house just so he can say he lives in a mansion
>has no real friends outside of freak shows
>is a coke problem


Why do people like Rich again?

You forgot
> does 5 scoops

That's why obese ppl should not be allowed to reproduce.

>>39204638
Exactly.

Its still 100% controllable. You just have a different hand to play. 100% your responsibility.

>>39203544
>his followers will defend this

this is why normies all think the fitness industry is a joke

>its a jeff mentions he's natty post.. christ

haha sticking a needle in your ass and lifting weights is so fucking hard !!!

im fucking kidding

be a big guy

>>39197676
Take a walk. Whenever someone gets within 50 feet of you sprint for 60 seconds away from them.

>>39197676
run in the nude so the negros no you have nothing of value on you

>drinking
>ever making it

>>39197320
>not drinking

>>39197312
What world do you live in where 800kcal of beer isn't much?

>>39195755
Some guy brushed my gf hair in front of me, i wanted to punch him but he was a nigger and i assumed his gang would come. So i cucked out, next time i'll act differently tho, realized that my pride is more important than i though

>>39195755

When it happens to me I just say hey the girls with me and the usually apologize.

Last time I had to fight a guy over something like that was high school and thats because he was a nigger and wouldnt stop.

>>39195755
Whistling is fine, I'm secure enough to be able to laugh with my girlfriend about that. She gets numbers all the time from random dudes, and I think it's hilarious, because most of them are ugly.

If it get's physical or up close, that's when I'd step in. But I'm not gonna punch someone unless he really crosses the line. Usually if some guy is hitting on her, I'll go up and put my arm around her and give her a kiss on the head, they usually get the picture. I'm 6'6" 210lbs though, so it's not that hard to scare guys away.

Its one step above meme tier

>>39200216
Yes, it will give you heart disease and low testosterone

how is it a meme? literally every professional body builder does it for competition.