>Finally made it >Bring qt home from bar >were both

>>39206707
Chin up and there is always next time

>>39206707
It's literally impossible to not be able to tell whether a girl is actually a girl or a man that looks like one.
As soon as you get to interact them, hear them talk etc you can tell it immediately.

Nice try though.

>>39206767
you oviously havnt seen whats walking around in 2016 my friend. This girlboi was something else. A new species. I was also wasted

>>39206784
Well, you could check all related porn that exists and wouldn't find a single actor that you couldn't identify as male after a few minutes of non nudity (even if you are not aware of what you are watching).

Being drunk MIGHT make it possible.

So you want to tell me the story actually happened?
What did you do, beat him up or just a polite please leave?

>>39206817
lets just say my "butthole" "hurts"

>>39206835
Ew, are you for real?

You surely weren't even prepared for gay sex - must have been a good load of shit on his dick.

And here I am trying to enjoy my sub, fuck you

>>39206707
a single homosexual experience doesn't make you gay

i would know myself, i've had several

>>39206835
>>39206707

>Getting fucked

Nasty. I'd suck a dudes cock but that's about as far as I'd go with a femboy; the idea of being assfucked or assfucking with a guy really turns me off.

>>39206858
I pulled a qt femboy once when i went to another town alone for a night out; I got scared after we made out though and ran away. I came pretty close to doing one of my dark fantasies but I just couldn't do it; I felt fucking disgusting.

>>39206871
>>39206847

yea i mean.. id never do it again.... of course. I mean its not like it was enjoyable at all. I totally hated it. Completely gross and I wouldnt even know where to find another tranny if i tried. I mean how would i even go about finding another? anybody know? I dont even care but how could i meet trannys? just curious

>>39206895
I see what you're doing Anon and it's making me kek


And what I did was drove to another town where no one knew me; and then I went to a local gaybar. It was full of creeps apart from a qt femboy who was with a girl.

He kept checking me out and eventually I approached them and spilled my spaghetti; the girl was really flirtatious once I got talking and they realized I wasn't camp or feminine.

I tried to manipulate the situation into a threesome but it wasn't happening; they asked me why I was in a gay bar because I didn't seem gay at all. I explained I wanted to try it because you only live once. A few hours later we made out in a nightclub and he invited me to stay at his; I got really anxious about people looking at me and calling me a faggot etc so I said "brb just going to the toilet" and I went and drove home.

I was sober the entire time. I'm in london alone next month overnight so I might go out and hit the gay bars.

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>>39206895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg

God I hope you didn't get that trannies number

>>39206922
Damn you went full gay

>>39206961
Great kek

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I'm scared of finding a qt, find thar we have chemistry, mutual interest, etc then for it to turn out it's actually a dude. I would be desappointed and sad and angry I was deceived.

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>>39206767
They're getting better lads.
Trump was right, you grab them by the pussy to make sure it isn't a dick

>>39207269
hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>39206767

Bruh trust me in 2016 there are some of them that look better than 99.9% of women

impossible to tell

>>39207269

I would sel my soul to Satan and spend an eternity in damnation if it meant she would look in my eyes and tell me she loves me

>>39207269
Officially not gay to smash traps

>>39207269
would it be gay if i fucked "her"

>>39206707
You retard, that was even better

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>>39206707
>Tfw gay
>Tfw just want a non faggot gay bf
>Can't find any and even if I did they would never know im gay and I would never know they are

It hurts bros

>>39208524
Such is the pain of degeneracy and mental illness.
Just join your comrades in california, and do meth until you OD or die of one of the prevalent STDs that dwell happily in your community.

>>39206767
>the year is 2011
>living in Japan
>go to a bar in Roppongi that is a notorious tranny bar, unbeknownst to me
>immediately getting hit on by 8/10 and 9/10 girls
>one pulls muh dick out and inspects it
>should have known she was worried about her fake vagina not being big enough
>no worries at all. I go home with post-op
>wake up the next day and realize

It's really not that easy to tell, anon

>>39207657
-t. woman hating homosexual

>>39208524
kek. What about gay bars?

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>>39208280
>would it be gay if I had sex with a man

>Not doing as the Romans did and give 0 fucks unless you were the one catching

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>>39208678
>lets emulate a bunch of hedonist sodomites that fell to a bunch of barbarians

>>39208693
>implying that this isn't happening now
History is full of cycles anon

>>39208693
>mfw they didn't fall until Christianity showed up
checkmate, /pol/ack

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>>39208630
>should have known this man who cut his dick off was worried I wouldn't be able to fit my dick in his surgery hole

>>39208711
>/pol/ack
>defending Christianity
pick 1

Evola and Spengler should be required reading

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>>39207269
>>39206707

Genuine question, do ladyboys expect you to take it up your ass? I don't really get the sexual relationship dynamic with transgendered people. Like I'd have no problem fucking one but there's some things you have to warm up to.

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>throbbing cock pops out of her panties
sound like you made it brah

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>>39208710
and funny thing is that we never learn

The enemy of your enemy is never your friend

Hubris is infact the downfall of nations

A house divided cannot stand

the most important lessons always fall upon deaf ears

>>39208711
it also didn't happen until the republican became so bloated and bohemian it crumpled under its own corruption

>>39208666
Disgusts me
I have the feeling only faggitty fags go there.
I also know the statistics about diseases and have the fear of putting my dick where I shouldn't

>>39208714
I have to live every day knowing I did this.Great sex, though.

>>39208767
nah, all sorts go there. plus, all fags get less faggy when they get older. Nobody is forcing you to go fuck the first dude you meet.

>>39206707
Tranny dicks mostly don't work. Hell, most of em don't even want to use it if it does.

You're full of shit, brody.

>>39208789
Alright, I will keep this in mind anonsky.
There's a gay bar near where I'm living, one of this days when I'm feeling extra frisky I'll go there

God dammit bruhs, I finally reached my tipping point with this thread. I want to fuck a qt trap now

>mfw /fit/ turned me gay

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>>39208749

>>39208850
I remember only masturbating to lesbian porn because that was the least gay thing that you could masturbate to. But after years of porn addiction I really don't give a shit anymore, I'll cum for anything. Women, hand-drawn stuff and incestual gay stories, you name it.

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>>39206707
>mfw her dick is bigger than mine

>>39206767
pay very close attention to the voice. once you hear it you can't unhear it.

>>39208919
Same, lesbian was my shit in high school but once I found S&M it was all ogre. Cartoon is about the only category that doesn't get me hard these days, but I have a feeling that too is just one GodTier waifu-worthy image away

>>39206719
how many sets and reps? weighted or bodyweight?

>>39208524

I know this feel, except I'm bi.
I'm too traditional to even date slutty girls.
I'm looking forward to dying alone.

>>39209097
I go to town with girls too I just don't acknowledge them as people so no meaningful relationship possible

>>39209367

Lel.
I guess we can just find solace in friends, fitness, and our hobbies.

>>39207269
Imight hit this.

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>>39206707
dis you?

>>39208711
Christianity showed almost five hundred years before the "collapse" of the roman empire.

also "WHAT IS THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE" open a book you fucking nerd

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>>39207269
>tfw no qt3.14 tgirl gf

why even breath

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> All these homosex stories

And here I felt disturbed because I got a back massage by some faggot. I feel better knowing there are hetero men that experimented with sucking dick/taking it in the ass KEK

>>39208630
This is different considering Asians are often hard for the untrained eye to tell apart.

Adam, is that you? Please call me, need 2 talk

>>39208524
I know this feel EXACTLY man. It fucking sucks.

>>39209614
Adam got hiv taking it in the ass

>>39209575
>hetero men
>sucking dick/taking it in the ass
pick one

>>39209662

He should've used a condom. Dirty bastard.

>>39209681

Welp, you definitely fulfilled the stereotype of gymbros being dumb as fuck.

>>39209779
when is plebbit gonna leave this place?

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>>39209809

Dude. Think about it like this:

Heterosexual guy is drunk.
Friends pressure him to let drunk guy suck his dick.
Heterosexual bows to peer pressure.
Heterosexual doesn't like it and doesn't ejaculate.

Thus, heterosexual is arguably still heterosexual.

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Gay men are not into traps, shemales, ladyboys etc it's purely a straight thing (and not gay at all)

>>39209874
LOLOLOL. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

just when I thought you were a faggot you made me laugh :D

Alright I'll be completely honest. Currently in a relationship with gf on year 5 and I'm almost certain if a sexy ts girl wanted sum fuk I would not hesitate to fuck that ass.. However I would not like to suck dick or be the receiver in that interaction..

imagine a situation where someone's pointing a gun at your whole family and your dog. And he says nobody will get hurt if you just suck a dick. So you suck it and everyone survives. Does that make you gay? Because I don't think so

>>39209896

> says I'm plebbit
> types "LOLOLOL. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!"

K.

>>39209917
he's a nigger tripfagging on 4chan. It takes a special kind of retard to start tripfagging on 4chan

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>>39209975

You're so right anon.
Have a cookie.

>>39209917
stay. its just a saying when the comedy is too high (i.e. stop your killing me)

>>39209916
Na man. Imagine... Na man. Imagine a unicorn... Na man. Imagine...

>>39209903
t. closet faggot

jokes aside though I have no issue with faggots, just be honest with yourself and admit you are much father down the kinsey scale than you present to the world.

>>39209517
>points chin down to hide adam's apple
still woulda fooled me to be fair

>>39209890

Are gay men into twinks?

>>39210046

See: >>39209210

>>39210091

Oh, thread must be dead. Anon posted;

>tfw beefy bottom
>tfw no skelly twink top bf

>>39207679
with his deep voice

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>>39210046
Twinks are into twinks
Bears are into bears
And so on and so forth

There is a really hot tgirl at work who keeps asking me out. Too bad I'm in a relationship with a thick filipina. Makes me want to break up.

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>>39210142

> tfw twink into bottom bears, gymbros, cubs
> tfw body type doesn't really matter
> tfw want a masculine bf with a handsome face
> tfw want a monogamous, romantic relationship

Fucking hell. I'm not going to make it.

I really don't think it's that hard for some musc+masc dude to sleep with trans girls

just be nice as well as strong. don't come across as a school bully

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>>39210215

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>>39210266

>>39210142
Not true bro

>>39210266
kek