What are some general life tips, /fit/? In return, I will tell

>>39199978

Don't give a shit about other people's opinion's of you

Live for yourself, do what makes you happy

My life got 100x better since I started following that one

dont hit yourself in the dick with a hammer

>>39200060
What kind of hammer?

>>39199978

Nice blog post faggot. Kys

1. No fat chicks. Your pic related

>>39199978
Takes 2 seconds to peel it back in the shower and get some water on it.

t. I clean my cock

>>39199978
>I should have let the Jews have their way with me and mutilate my cock

The foreskin protects penis sensitivity senpai

Do you want a dick with no feeling during sex?

>>39200174
Literally not how it works. There are millions of Jews and non Jews who are circumcised and still enjoy sex.

>>39200174
Circumcised guy here. Can attest that sex isn't too sensitive. Feels identical with/without condom. On the other hand I can last forever pretty easily tho

>>39200264

Also circumsised.

Can attest that sex is sensitive. Feels shit with condom great without. On the other hand I can last forever pretty easily tho

>>39199978
disgusting, I've never had smegma once in my entire life. Not even on week long hiking/camping trips.

>>39199978

This entire thread just feels like one samefag trying to artificially start a circumcision shit storm.

its not hard bro
just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom when you get home. wash your dick with soap in the sink. boom dick smells fine
honestly do this all the time instead of taking a full on shower.

>>39199978
you fucking idiot
ever since i started doing ANYTHING with girls, i'd always make sure to take a sec in the bathroom (if i felt that fooling around was coming soon) and give my dick a quick rub-a-dub with a splash of water or something to make sure that it was shiny and clean

your story is my nightmare and thankfully has never happened to me

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper <3

>>39199978
That isn't a foreskin problem, that's an "I don't clean my dick" problem.

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper!

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
stay dry, pupper

FITNESS

>>39201009
Stay dry pupper

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
STAY DRY, PUPPER

>>39200029
Took a few LSD trips for me to reach this point; 100% agree. Why would the opinions of people who don't matter matter? Be real my niggas. I find most people boring anyway so if they're intimidated by how real I am it means I'm doing something right.

Kurt Vonnegut's quote from Mother Night is all anyone needs: "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

>>39202052
gay

>>39200158
Not hard but I have to be very careful with mine or my gf won't touch it.
Briefly wash with soap, then rinse vigorasly to remove soap.
Then I have to dry it without using my towel or it get fluff on it.
Give it a decent shake or someshit.
Then wear some semi loose fit jockeys so my balls dont get clammy. and make smells.
Fuck shes fussy but worth it though.

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

>>39201009
stay dry pupper

also, fuck you mods

>>39199978
>tfw have foreskin
>tfw shower everyday
you fucking mongoloid, I haven't had any smegma build up since I was 7

>>39200292
>>39200264

Cut fag here, can agree the lasting longer and sensitivity remain.

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If you think you need a relationship or someone else to be happy, then you're not ready for a relationship. You must learn to be happy and confident by yourself.
Once you understand that you don't depend on anyone to live a fulfilling and happy life, you'll naturally become more attractive and having someone will be out of choice, not of need.

Always strive for maximum financial independence, there's nothing worse than taking bullshit from someone and having to keep your mouth shut because you need that person to survive, even if it's family. If you live with parents and is unable to move out now for whatever reason, help paying some bills or buying food/groceries so you have at least some degree of authority in the house.

I have a saying that i created myself that translated into english is roughly: "Tomorrow's sunrise, to no one belongs."
What i mean with that is any day can be the day you'll die, we don't know how, why or when we're going to die, you might live very long and die of old age in your bed, you might die in 20 years because someone slept on the wheel and hit your car, you might be murdered a few days from today by some crazy guy or by a drugged up thief over your sneakers, you might find out you have an incurable disease and will live only a few more years, you might get very unlucky when you're going for a walk next weekend, slip and fall headfirst into a rock.
The point is, nothing guarantees you'll see the sunrise tomorrow. So do what you want, don't leave important words unsaid, don't be afraid to ask, be always moving forward, be always striving for self-improvement and mastery in everything you do and above all, enjoy life.

Whenever you can, stop and listen to nature. Let yourself feel the wonderful scent of the earth when it rains, listen to the birds and the howl of the wind, stop to admire beautiful trees, flowers or animals.
Nothing beats experiencing the wonder and beauty of nature. You'll feel alive, refreshed and happy.

>>39199978
>Uncutfags

>>39203131
Whoa. Thank you

>>39199978
this bitch is probably obese lmao

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>>39203131
Thank you for posting this anon. I am going to meditate now and be grateful for the life I have.
We are all gonna make it,
brahs.

>>39200069
A small hammer is sometimes okay for fun, but never hit yourself with a very heavy hammer >30lbs

>>39199978
Be nice to people.
Stay calm.

Had to watch some girl sperg out over a few points on a lab report to the teacher. She was very rude and ended up not getting anything she asked for.

Shower and wear deodorant
Get clothes and shoes that fit.
Don't get fat, but eat enough.
Protect yourself from the sun.
Wrap your dick up.
Don't fall for the smartphone meme.
Stay active.
Put yourself in other people's shoes.
Don't be a faggot.
Listen to your music in the car loud enough for everyone at the stop light to hear it.
Don't be afraid to make the first move.

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>>39203131

>>39203370
Don't buy you're gf/wife fake tits.

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>>39203373
Don't buy your gf/wife.

>>39199978

Everyone is terrible and will let you down. Even yourself.

>>39199978
this has nothing to do with having or not having a foreskin and everything to do with being a disgusting degenerate who doesn't know how to wash himself.

>>39200549
this
OP is either a liar or a genetic freak smegma-flinger

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You can spend your money better than your wife or the government. So don't let anyone tell you what to do.

On the flip side be educated enough to make your own decisions.

Platitudes are all your gonna get because no one knows what there doing and only you know what you want.

Fuck getting into debt

>>39199978
You are a retard
>>39200029
>Don't give a shit about other people's opinion's of you
>Live for yourself, do what makes you happy
That is an oxymoron if others' (positive) opinion is what makes you happy
>>39200591
qft
>>39203131
>If you think you need a relationship or someone else to be happy, then you're not ready for a relationship. You must learn to be happy and confident by yourself.

>ungrateful ignorant attractivefags
What if you have EVERYTHING and all you lack is someone to share it with? Have you ever choked because you want to go hiking/dancing/singing and all you have is some NEET friends and some other friends who spend all their time with GFs?
>>39203364
>Listen to your music in the car loud enough for everyone at the stop light to hear it.
This entire post is pretty solid, and this quote in particular. Also dance a bit in the stoplight. Don't get out of the car and sperg out, just jiggle your shoulders around a bit. Think Peter Quill.

>>39199978
Save some of every paycheck and use the money to invest

>>39201009
Stay dry, pupper

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I've been using tinder for 3 days now and only had one match.
Fuck my life
>yurup tho.

>>39200591
KEK

>>39199978
don't eat yellow snow

I'm 23 years old and I have never pulled my foreskin back

>>39204996
This, if someone gives you a yellow snow cone be suspicious

>>39204969
Step 1: be attractive
step 2: dont be ugly

>>39202091
But anon, how do jockeys control how your balls smell if your girlfriend is keeping them in her purse?

>>39199978
No matter how much you fuck up, one day you and everyone involved will die

>>39199978
Don't be a bitch. Applies to everything.

>I should really do another set, but I really just want to go home and nap
Don't be a bitch.

>I should really finish this homework, but I don't feel like it and I'm tired
Don't be a bitch.

>My lab partner is cute, but it will be weird if I ask her out now and she says no
Don't be a bitch.

Whenever there is something you don't want to do, ask yourself if it's something you should do. If it is, tell yourself "don't be a bitch" and do it.

>>39202091
>Cuck: the post
do you think she would ask that of Jamal before he bones her while youre away?
LOL

>>39199978
Didn't happen, just a /b/ tier cutfag thread.

I dont even shower daily and had no idea what smegma was until I started seeing this shit. Wash your dicks regardless of foreskin retards.

>>39199978

>girl complains about smelly dick / balls
>tell her it has to smell like that
>girl still complaining
>take her anyway

works 100% of the time, you just need to stop being a lil bitch

also, be yourself

>>39206921
I get smegma sometimes but that usually requires to fap like 4 times in one day and then not take a shower

>>39206940
>be yourself

Only applies if you're a pleasant person naturally.

>>39203131
Beautiful. Is this pasta?

>>39203170
>>39203268
You're welcome.

>>39207274
Nope, it wrote it all myself.

I made some mistakes in life, and except for the last paragraph, that is what i learned from my mistakes.

>>39208935
>>39203131

Do you have like a newsletter I can subscribe to?

>>39208935
Saved in my textfile with great helpfull quotes.
thanks.

>How did you beat laziness
>Beat laziness

You don't seem to understand. Laziness is not a headache, and there is no simple solution or cure you just haven't found for it. Laziness is your fate. It's what you deserve.
You will never, amount to more than a pathetic slob, barely surviving in this world with nothing accomplished and nobody to remember you when you die. You will have changed nothing and left the world no better than when you came into it. You are erased from the universe entirely. Laziness is not an enemy or an obstacle, but rather the fate of those who do not understand that they are wasting their lives, only to wake up one day on their deathbed and suffer the regret of their "laziness", all before it's too late.
The universe does not care if you sit in a chair and drink beer all day, which is why so many people do. It changes nothing and therefore is easy. Success on the other hand is difficult, because you are actively changing your role in the history of everything, and should you work hard enough, you will be remembered forever.
So go ahead and do nothing - blame your mild exhaustion on the blanket term of "laziness" and allow you and everything you could have achieved in your short time on this planet to be lost in time.

> Be the man women want to be around. Better yet, be the man you want to be around.

Also this because it's true.
> The older you get, the more you realize that almost everyone younger than you is stupid as fuck. Including you at any age lower than the one you're currently at.
> Also, almost all of the stupidest things I've ever done were between the ages of 15-22, and I'm sure by the time I'm 30 that age range will be expanded.

>>39209126

upload your txtfile somewhere bro, pastebin maybe? I need some motivation

>>39209167
nothing special, just some quotes I find helpfull.
It is not a "*pad on the back* you are awesome" kind of list.
It gives you input to think about.

http://pastebin.com/1yqRgijH

The real motivational stuff is saved as pictures.

ITT: buttmad cutfags that claim to """""""""""""""""""""""""enjoy""""""""""""""""""""""" sex

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>>39200029
>Don't give a shit about other people's opinion's of you
Have tried to apply this to my life many, many times. Has never worked.

My personality is pretty much low-key approval seeking. Other people can't tell what I'm doing but I sure as shit do. I just can't fucking stop it man. I can't do shit for myself when I'm thinking of what other people would think so much.

>>39202035
>Took a few LSD trips for me to reach this point
I guess psychedelics really are overrated if they gave you THAT revelation. Christ.

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>>39209235
Oh, there are 2 kind of quotes.
First) inspiring/motivational
Second) Female related stuff

>>39209235

that pastebin is cringeworthy... just sayin

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>>39209289
Might be.
But at the moment I saved them I found them somehow interesting to think about.

>>39209235

thank u

>>39199978
glad I am born Muslim.

Uncut once again BTFO

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My mind really wants to fucking sabotage my life. There's always a fear I have to cling onto at any given point in time which prevents me from functioning properly. Call it OCD, call it anxiety, or schizoaffective, it doesn't matter. One second I'm fearing being murdered over something I had done, the next I'm concerned I'm the only person truly alive. The fears themselves are fluid and non-constant, but they all share one thing in common: I will worry about said fear until another comes along and supplants it, at which point that's the only thing I'm concerned about. It never fucking ends. What's worse is that, naturally, I have to one-up myself whenever I "get over" a fear so I can never just ween off this terrible cycle. Meds have helped, but only to the extent where these fears aren't apocalyptic and anxiety-provoking; they're still very much so there. I'm just concerned it will be like this forever and I'll never actually start living life.

>>39209404
>I'm just concerned it will be like this forever
What do you mean? Like eternal recurrence?

>>39209533
I meant til the day I died, but I'm also fearful of what comes after death.

>>39209404

Dude just roll with it

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>>39209554
Nothing happens after that, anon.
Just have to wait for the Universe to collapses back into it's self and expand again.

>>39201009

Stay dry, pupper

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just bee yourself

>>39200292
Cutfag here. I used to be a two stroke joke from my teens until my mid twenties cause I was a horny little fuckers. As soon as I put my dick in some warm, wet pussy I'd want to blow my load. That's thankfully stopped for the most part cause I'm older and learned to control my orgasms but I've never had a problem with sensitivity. Sex is the fucking bomb and I can last as long as I need to now. Once you master holding off cumming sex becomes almost like a horny kind of meditation of keeping yourself just a the cusp of nutting and no more until she cums. Then you get to feel that pussy contract and twitch and basically milk the cum right out of you. Feels good man.

Plus I've never had a stinky dick because I can't into basic hygiene.

>>39209679
this was my rational conclusion when I was in my mid-teens having my first existential crisis

Seems kinda sad though, being doomed to repeat your life for all eternity. Not knowing whether this go around is your first or your 10000000th. Yet somehow it's kind of beautiful. Every memory you share with your parents as a young child is a memory that they can experience until time really does run out. Each time they live it they still experience the same joy as they did the first time. Then when you lay your parents to rest, it's just as sad as the rest.

>>39209679
>'wait'
>with no perceptual awareness
If eternal recurrence were true we'd be living all of our infinite lives simultaneously.

>>39200060
>>39200069
>>39203296
lol, wtf?

>>39210019
>until time really does run out.
That's just it, anon. Time can't run out. It fears me too. Maybe in this or another occurrence we all get to meet our waifus ^^

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>>39199978
>tfw cut

>>39210859
>>39210867
>>39210883
>>39210893

>>39210366
not them but I can confirm this.
I'm a trained stonemaze and I have to wield a heavy hammer.
Swinging it near the diamonds (can happen) is not funny(except with a small hammer as already said).

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Does anyone else have a hard time pulling foreskin back when you have an erection? When having sex it's ok but when I try to pull it over my helmet it's too tight and painful

>>39199978
You probably have a very common parasite std. Get checked. 70-80% of people have it and around 3/4 of people dont have symptoms

>>39209288
Will lifting add a foot to my height? I don't want to play basketball.

Never get married.

>>39206841
top lel senpai

>>39201009
Stay dry pupper

Need it since I got soaked by rain today on the way to the gym