/fit what would you do if someone whistled at your gf or touched

>>39195755
Some guy brushed my gf hair in front of me, i wanted to punch him but he was a nigger and i assumed his gang would come. So i cucked out, next time i'll act differently tho, realized that my pride is more important than i though

>>39195755

When it happens to me I just say hey the girls with me and the usually apologize.

Last time I had to fight a guy over something like that was high school and thats because he was a nigger and wouldnt stop.

>>39195755
Whistling is fine, I'm secure enough to be able to laugh with my girlfriend about that. She gets numbers all the time from random dudes, and I think it's hilarious, because most of them are ugly.

If it get's physical or up close, that's when I'd step in. But I'm not gonna punch someone unless he really crosses the line. Usually if some guy is hitting on her, I'll go up and put my arm around her and give her a kiss on the head, they usually get the picture. I'm 6'6" 210lbs though, so it's not that hard to scare guys away.

>>39195755

I let mine take care of herself. If she's bothered she's able to handle herself, if she's not then I'm not. If she's in a situation she can't handle obviously I will step in, but no guy has ever escalated to that degree when I'm around her.

That's why this kind of question always rubs me the wrong way. No guy is gonna start shit with a girl who is obviously with a guy he can't handle. This question is irrelevant to any guy who can actually handle these situations.

>>39195786
that feel when 5'6, how can i protect my gf

>>39195755
I've never had anyone try to fight me or disrespect a woman I was with in front of me. I'd love to get in a fight though.

>>39195792
just give her away bro

>>39195788
Unfortunately that's not how women work. They want you to assert your dominance. It's a primal instinct

>>39195786
6'6 210 is hungry skeleton mode m8

>>39195792
I mean you don't need to protect her unless she actually needs protecting.

Like >>39195788 said. If you're constantly trying to "protect" your girlfriend, then she's either going to resent you for smothering her, or you're going to resent her for "making you" protect her.

Just let her live her life man, if she does need help, if she's low-key getting sexually assaulted, then be a man and step in.

>>39195818

Unless signaling her own strength to you is more important to her than deciding whether you're good enough or not.

>>39195831
Not at 10% bodyfat

>>39195839
Women WANT men to make decisions for them and protect them.

Clubbing is super annoying, random dudes in UK love to touch lady booty, have been in a few fights because of that. Doubly bad / dangerous if I'm with the gf and her friends on a night out as I'm usually the only dude.. guys circle around women like piranhas and hard to tell if one of her friends is super uncomfortable or being successfully charmed sometimes. Much more fun to go out with the bros

>>39195861
So wrong. Maybe if you're 19 and disillusioned from 6 years of post-puberty insecurity.

There's merit to saying that women want a man who can handle making decisions, but making all the relationships for your girl is unhealthy. If she doesn't have independence in her life, that's a one way street to resentment.

This only happened once:
>at party with gf
>gf's greatest asset was her ass
>she had a great butt, an onion booty, enough to make a man cry
>guys were sneaking a peek at her bum
>one guy approaches my girl and spanks her
>right in front of me
>the guy looks at the both of us with a smug grin
>gf is looking at me, expecting me to do something
>bend gf over and give her several hard spanks
>"This is how you spank a girl."
>gf is pissed off
>guy walks away, presumably to find a place to jack off

>>39195897
t. cuck

>>39195853
im 6'1 210 at 15% and just starting to look like I lift, kek 6'6 210 is skinny

>>39195792
buy a knife or gun

>>39195897
kek

>>39195755
If someone touches my woman, I fight to kill and to win.

>>39195897
hahaha

>>39195895
Enjoy your open relationship.

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>>39195912
I mean I'm not gigantic by any means, and I'm sure the intimidating factor is that I usually have 4" on any guy, but you can still look decently fit at 6'5" 210lbs. I also was 225lbs in May, been cutting for a while, plus have probably 2% bf stored in water weight from this MK-677 I've been taking for 3 months. Have 23" shoulder length as well, so I recognize that under a long sleeve shirt I look broad.

For comparison, this guy is decently shredded at my stats. Not big (for you) by any means but enough to scare a dude away at a bar.

>>39195895
Thanks Mr. Marriage Counseor but we're talking about what to do if a guy hits on your girlfriend, not giving each other generic dipshit advice like "let her bee her own womyns".

>>39195958
When you decide to stop being so bitter, try and find a girl that doesn't conform to your cynical standards. Because they exist, and those are the ones you date.

>>39195978
Any guy with experience in contact sports know how easy it is to knock down a tall person. They are so weak for their weight.

>>39195786
I'm the same weight as you but 6" shorter. You gotta be lanky cause I don't even look that big.

>>39195783
>Last time I had to fight a guy over something like that was high school and thats because he was a nigger and wouldnt stop.

story?

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>>39195755
If he whistled I'd probably just yell at him to stop before I cut out his tongue and made him eat it.

If he touched my woman I'd tell him to fuck off before I ripped his throat out with my teeth or something equally lethal and gruesome. Nobody fucks with a dude who goes straight up insane from the get go. The funny part is that I would probably do it most days despite the life ruining consequences. I'm always repressing my rage in my daily life, but I would LOVE for someone to give me a reason to just utterly fucking annihilate them from the face of the planet. I probably wouldn't actually kill them, but I'd definitely hurt them badly and permanently. I think that people can detect that from me though, because dudes always avert their eyes when I look at them, even when they seem like the type that would harass my gf or try to start shit with a guy. So I haven't had a dude start anything since I was a 15 year old skinny band faggot with a lot of anger but no real bite when people gave me shit.

Not trying to be edgy at all, I know I'm emotionally unbalanced. Horrid tempers and violent tendencies are a family trait. This is also the biggest reason that I don't conceal or open carry, because it would be way too easy for me to take out that gun and knee cap some uppity faggot for disrespecting me or my woman.

>>39195786
Shoo, shoo Mr. Skeletal

>>39195998

You're presupposing women want or need your help in those situations. Probably because you have insecuritites relating to being wanted or needed.

>>39195944
>I fight to kill and to win

B-but when you kill your enemies they win.

My girl is more of a "bring home to mom" kind of woman, so guys usually just try to be nice and seek her attention. I haven't run into an instance where a guy was vulgar or physical with her.

I would immediately make it clear that he needs to leave, and if it came down to it I would throw the first punch.

On the flipside, my girl has actually cursed girls out who called me "honey" or "baby boy" in front of them. I'm pretty attractive and my girl thinks every chick wants my cock.

>>39196072
t. insecure 150lb teenage faggot

>>39196110
>You're presupposing women want or need your help in those situations.

If you are in a traditional relationship there are certain things she expects of you. You expect and admire her feminine presence she expects and admires your protective presence.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70f_1439435016

>>39195853
Post bod fag

>>39195755
she can defend herself from vulgarity, and should if she finds it offensive. however, should it turn physically violent, I won't hesitate to de-escalate. basically, she's like a stripper. you can say whatever you want, just no touching.

I have seen a lot of people do it actually. Saw an acquaintance beat the shit out of two dudes at a bar/club because of it a couple of months ago.

I don't mean to bring race into it, but sice it was brought up before me, those two dudes were black. I think a lot of times they know they can get away with it because there are a lot of white betas.

>>39196132
It's like you didn't read my post.

>>39195786
>hitting on a girl with a phat ass
>see a shadow approaching from behind me
>fucking Skeletor comes up and hugs the girl
>nope.jpg

FACT: Things like this are the reason why I don't have a girlfriend yet. I mean I can overpower guys twice my size (am 200lbs at 6'1) and fight on the daily in the streets but there are dudes I don't stand a chance against. Nevertheless I would still fight them to death because of >muh pride but I need to get stronger first

>>39196255
>I can take on a 12ft 400lber

Bullshit.

>>39196133

So either your presence should be enough to prevent these situations from occuring, or you should move out of the jungle. Men don't bother my girl in my presence and I live in a neighborhood with almost no blacks (which is what happens when you have a decent job and aren't shit with money).

>>39196268

He's sure to win because his speed is superior

>>39196272
You sound like a cuck

>>39195755
Step 1: grab him by each end
Step 2: prepare to lift over your head
Step 3: lift him over your head
Step 4: pull at each end
Step 5: rip him apart
Step 6: shower in blood
Step 7: throw his body down for scavengers

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>>39195755
>fighting over a piece of ass
not gonna make

>>39196319
t. cuck

>>39196319
>G-go ahead and go with him baby. I dont want to get beat up trying to fend off onlookers.

>>39195897
Disgusting

>in car with gf as she drives to my place
>she cuts in front of someone
>beep beep etc
>guys starts following us
>at the next red light he gets out the car
>some lanky speccy guy
>he starts walking round to my gf's window
>get out car and punch his face
>squeeze his jaw as hard as possible (thanks deadlifts) and tell him how he's going to go to her window and apologize
>he does
>walks back to his car, his teeth are bloody
>see him calling someone as we drive away
>prob phoning the police or something, coward
my gf is chill and prob would have handled it no problem but come on i love the girl and whenever someone gets in her face in some way it just makes my blood boil like fuck.

also hospitalized her former boss after finding out he constantly tried to feel her up at work (the guy apparently had a 12 year old 'girlfriend' at age 30 something). followed him out of his work, bashed him in the knee with a metal pipe and beat him unconscious. got arrested shortly afterwards but got away with it because he was charged with sexual assault the next week and is now in prison. gf went to his hearing and he turned up in a wheelchair. ever since then her family love me and i go round hers to lift with her brother and her dad in their home gym (even though it sucks)

>>39196446
If she's gonna be with someone else I'm just going to drop her ass
I'm not going to be someone's time hoe

>>39196536
Do you have a tattoo of an eagle

>>39196319

>OK YOU CAN GO WITH HIM, BUT BE BACK FOR LUNCH, LOVE YA :D :***

not gonna bother retyping because of caps on

>>39196536
Good on you lad.

>>39196294

Having money and being physically intimidating enough to prevent my girl from other dudes hitting on her makes me a cuck how exactly.

>>39196765
Perhaps I was a bit too extreme, you are right about presence, but environment not so much. You can live in nyc and have to deal with thugs even though its a high income neighborhood.

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I would fully expect my girl to mace the shit it of him and kick his dick in.

That'd be such a turn on.

>>39196551
she's not gonna "be with someone else" she's getting harassed and/or sexually assaulted you fucking cuck

>>39195755

>Whistle

Point and laugh at the guy.

>Touch

I'm swinging m8

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>>39195841
>more important to her than deciding whether you're good enough or not.

There is literally nothing more important to women.

A good gf will fend for herself just like you tell hoes theyre acting inappropriate.

If this doesnt happen then shes not your* gf

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>>39195755

>gf

>>39196008
And any tall guy with experience in contact sports knows that at a tall height, you need to initiate contact with your forearms to slow down the period of contact. Take a look at JJ Watt or Gronk, sure if you're standing up straight you're gonna get decked, but try and make a clean hit when you have a forearm in your throat.

Not that contact sports even matter in bar fights, it's almost entirely reach and who can get the first punch off.

>>39196209
>implying I date short girls

That's mixing (read: wasting) tall genes with short genes.

>>39195755
Never had anyone touch my gf before in front of me but this happened:

>Walking through oark with gf
>Little gang of nigglets walking toward us
>Of course they start the ay yo ma cat calling shit
>We keep walking, they turn around and keep saying shit so i just take a whlle handful of her ass and squeeze without acknowledging them at all
>The hollering stops, one of them just goes "oh he did that shit on purpose. Dayum."
>Defeated and silent, they moved on

>Gf loved every second of it and sucked my dicc with amazing force

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I want /r9k/ to leave

>>39197857
That guy really doesn't like her, does he?

>>39197883

Status, wealth, fame are nothing to primal biology brah.

>>39197857
Wh-why is she shaped like that?

>>39197857

Look up her wiki.
>filmography
Dont know any of her movies, tv or other work.
She just random looking young blond. People obsess over her for some reason. Fuck this gay earht.

>>39197857
David Cameron has picked an odd second career

>>39197951

Just /fit/.

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>>39197921
discipline and dedication. If Chloe was your gf you wouldn't need to worry about random dudes slapping her ass.

>>39195897
cuck thing to do, but idk, maybe i would do the same. picking avoidable fight is a stupid choice

>>39197697
Man you must be dating some heavily mentally damaged women

>>39195755
>what would you do if someone whistled at your gf
What ever, free country

>or touched her in front of you.
Kill him.

>Have you ever been in a fight
Several

>>39195786

I'm 5'11" 220lbs @ 10%, you're tiny.
Yes I roid. Fucking king manlet roider. But hey I was 194lbs 8% natty after 6 years lifting and was a competitive powerlifter & strongman so...

Oh and the thing is, people didn't really notice or get scared until I wear the appropriate clothing, otherwise I don't look enormous, just wide.

>>39199048
k

>>39199048
Not him but I use to be a chubby kid so I am forever chasing ottermode. I am paranoid all the time that I look wide, or big and bulky

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>>39196272

>>39195755
Tell them to watch it because they wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I don't live in a shithole filled with niggers and other subhumans though so that's never happened

act like a cuck because i am on probation and not about to go to prison over a whore

>>39199462
This is the only true alpha answer.

>>39196008
That's why NFL offensive lineman are usually 5'10, right?

>when will they learn

>>39195792
Protip: Normies don't care about height or size that much.
Just be aggressive and tell him to back off

>>39195912
>15%
seriously doubt it
that would be around what hodge twins looked like on bulk
the were like 220 at 6'2 and 6'3 respectively
You're just fat, dude

>>39195755
I don't have a gf but I think I would just go full ape shit and ground and pound him. I don't care if he's a manlet or a fucking marine I'm not some cuckhold

>>39196255
Did you level dex like a faggot

>>39195958
Enjoy shallow relationships that never last more then a year or so

>>39195861
I've been in a relationship for 5 years and I fucking hate having to make all the decisions. Sure it's cool at first, then first year when your both still excited and happy to try and impress one another. After a while I really like having my girl actually decide on things for me. Helps take the pressure off me and let's her feel useful.

Your obviously too young to understand this or have never had a serous long term relationship.

>>39195773

honestly i dont even blame you

if he looked like a nigger and less like a black guy he probably did have people in his gang hiding

thats how kids steal in brazil, they travel in packs and gang up on anyone that tries to stop them from pickpocketing

>>39195755
Grab a handful of her ass and keep walking. Look back first if you potentially want to fight.

>>39195755
lol at having a fucking gf in the first place, fucking normies gtfo.

once you get to a certain build/look it's no longer worthwhile to fuck with you.

doesn't matter if you know how to fight, looking like you could probably fuck somebody up is enough vast majority of the time.

>>39195755
Just yell youre gonna fuck them in the ass or you wanna suck this dick. What are they gonna do? You have a girlfriend and they dont so they cant call you gay for it

>>39195755
OP was there actually two manlets and it was in Kennesaw, GA last sunday???? If it was it was me and my cousin

>>39195897
kek not sure if alpha or beta

>>39202144
king of betas

>>39195755
Whistle is fine, if some fucker touched her I would break that fucking hand.
Like a nice car really.

>>39199048
>you're tiny
>for you

Right because most women and normies think all men who aren't juice-head manlets are tiny skinny bitches... right??!

The thread wasn't about protecting your girl from autistic /fit/ dudes, just in general.

>>39196072
Jesus you're autistic

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>>39196121
>my girl has actually cursed girls out who called me "honey" or "baby boy" in front of them. I'm pretty attractive and my girl thinks every chick wants my cock.

There is no better feeling than this. I remember this one time my gf threw her drink at some bar slag that grabbed my ass as i walked past her, it was the moment i really fell in love with her. Watching a girl who for all intensive purposes was the typical shy, quite pretty girl flip her shit and become a crazy skank gave me the hardest boner of my life.

>>39195755
draw my cc and magdump

>>39202358
>for all intensive purposes

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>39195897

>>39196008
Manlets LOL

Will they ever learn?

take out mace

problem solved, next!

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>>39202473
>carrying a mace around with you all the time

You're gonna look like a spaz. Intimidating p, but a spaz.

>>39197773
>Not that contact sports even matter in bar fights, it's almost entirely reach and who can get the first punch off.
incredibly wrong

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I feel like I really don't know what I'd do honestly. I mean, are you supposed to fight the guy? Logically, I don't know what I'd do. It'd all be in the moment, which is the worst. It's easy to kill someone; you throw your body at someone in the punch and manage to crush their windpipe? You literally just killed a guy, it's like fuck, what can you do?

Life's kinda shitty like that. Let's say you get the kid pinned on the ground after you lay into him and you make it apparent that if he does that again you will have no problem killing him etc. etc. big man talk. Well, what if he fucking jumps you with his 8 other home boys and their knives? What the fuck man?

I guess you do the best you can not to kill the guy, maybe break his arms or something if he slaps your girls ass in front of you with the intention of fucking with you. I just really don't know man, I hope I don't have to deal with that shit in the future.

>mfw I know it'd just depend on how big the other guy is

>>39202502
What kind of bar fights have you been in? If someone gets into a scuffle, it's 2 maybe 3 punches before it gets broken up or someone is knocked out..

I-I have a girlfriend? W-where?

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>>39196072

came to this thread for fight videos

i am disappointed, anon

guy in my fraternity got smashed and handsy/aggressive with my girl

shoved him across the house into his room

he apologized and cried the next morning :')

Current gf gets hit on a lot because she's really attractive and works at a popular restaurant but she always shuts them down and has even made me go with her to her restaurant for lunch so all her coworkers know that she's taken. One time at the beach late at night some guy tried hitting on her in front of me but I simple told him to fuck off and he walked away, might have been drunk. My gf is actually the one that gets upset whenever girls hit on me. We live together right beside the campus so she knows how many pretty girls are around and usually gets jealous if a girls name that she doesn't know pops up on my phone or if a girl is being way too friendly anywhere we go in public. She's a good sport about it though and gets over it quickly. I also have a concealed carry license so if things ever actually got bad I can just flash my gun and it'll be resolved. Happened one time at a tech store I was shopping at, some guy came in demanding money with a note but I pulled up my shirt and showed him I was carrying so he took off with no problems.

>>39195755
I'd probably slap their ass

I have a couple amateur muay thai fights, fighting fucking hurts, anyone who tells you you won't feel it because of the adrenaline is full of shit. If you want to drop someone, hit them square in the bridge of the nose with your first two knuckles, or your elbow, or your knee. That pain is blinding. You probably don't know how to kick, but if you just swing your fist into someone's low right ribcage you can hit them in the liver, and that's also an incredibly painful spot to get hit, it's how I won two of my fights

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>>39195786
>I'm 6'6" 210lbs though, so it's not that hard to scare guys away.

Maybe because they think skeletons are fucking real when they see you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA

>>39197736
This
Lets be friends anon

>>39195944
>If someone touches my woman, I fight to kill

hope your ass raping in jail is worth it

>walking downtown honolulu with wife
>going to stand up show
>it was gabriel fatasses one he recorded there
>all dressed up
>pass a faggot
>"that dress is wearin you ma'am"
>turn around, "that fucking bitch"
>she stopped me

So theres that i guess

>>39200222

Found the manlet

this happened to a friend of mine

>walking in the park with gf and another friend and his gf at night
>some 'kids' are there and start catcalling the girls
>friends push their shit in
>they leave
>they come back
>with more people
>and a knife

one of my friends died and the other was fucked up pretty bad

if it got to the point where i'd have to physically get a guy to stop and he's not alone i'd just shoot them and claim self defense

Mfw me and gf eating at a restaurant
>look over and see a dude staring at her skirt
>walk up and whisper, keep looking watch what happens
>mfw dude literally keeps his head turned till we walk out.

I was pretty dyel but i looked like i was packing.

mfw at a party
Dude grabs my gf arm over her
When he walks away i say wtf was that about
"He does it to everyone"
Mfw same bitch cheated on me

Mfw gfs ex tries to kiss her
Mfw knock him out cold
Mfw leave her at the rave
Mfw her ex told me she did that to him
Mfw fuck this bitch

Honestly, if you defend her she thinks of you as a pet. Unless shes seriously in harm you gotta play it as jokes and man up and call her your lady. Shake his hand, say glad you thought my girl was beautiful im lucky. Some stupid shit. Otherwise u look like a high test faggot that cant control his emotions. However if a dude tests you, you gotta step up. I learned a lot dating a full on hoe.

>>39195755
Neck him with my switch blade

>>39203766
Go to jail for 10 years cuz of a bitch. Top cuck

>>39203777
Nice trips but
>implying I would get caught

>>39203784
Shit digits plus
>implying you wouldn't

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>>39195755

>>39203826
Is that chad?

>>39203826
kekkers

>>39203831
This is the guy who claims to be chad on 4chan.

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>>39195978
Thats some fucking weird abs

Usually you just need to step in and give him eye contact and he'll fuck off, it's the most alpha thing to do. If it doesn't stop just knock him the fuck out don't even say anything just deck him right in the face, simple as.

>>39196536
You are me?

>>39195755
Nobody does that to my gf because I'm not dyel so they won't think they can get away with it.

>>39195897
You are the worst sort of cuck.
The standard cuck knows he's a failure, whereas you've convinced yourself that you're some sort of alpha male because you stood by & did nothing while a guy slapped your girl's ass

if some faggot tries to disrespect my girlfriend or harrass any woman in front of me, ill make sure its the last time they do it.

>>39195755

my gf is who protects me from whistles and ass touchs

>>39203826
lmao

>>39204723
*unsheathes katana*

>>39202136
no brah it was one manlet in spain, but i live in sweden tho

I leave it up to my gf to stop it in these cases

>>39195792
>2016
>getting gf

>>39195755

I wouldn't let them get the touch off. It's sexual assault. I'd be justified in using force from the get go

If you're fucking around with some clown ass ho who's alright with being felt up by other men while with you. You can take your cuck ass on somewhere else.

>>39195978
kek implying you look anything like that guy

>>39196072
>Not trying to be edgy at all
kek. I've got news for you, m8

>>39195912
You're definitely a fat neckbeard with no gf

>>39203717
I hope this isn't a true story..

>>39202136
Be careful in Kennesaw. Concealed carry everywhere in that city.

>>39203717
>can't even win a knife fight
>not carrying a pistol
LMAO

>>39207074
Nothing personal, kid.

>>39209675
>CCW
What's wrong with that?

>>39195897
come on dude really, that's sexual assault.

>>39195912
hahahahhaa fucking fat ass

>>39203581
>skeletons
>real

Wow. Okay.

>>39195755
>have gf
>russian and polish ancestry
>long, dark hair and light eyes
>oniom booty / hourglass figure
>niggers won't leave her alone at bars
>ever
>can't count how many times we'd separate and i'd see black guys trying to hit on her
>all i have to do is walk up and put my arm around her
>niggers never start shit

It's nice being 6'2, having aryan features, and lifting. People don't start shit ever

>>39202496
That's a flail.

>>39203693
Gabriel Iglesias is pretty funny. Guilty pleasure I guess.

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>>39211269

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>>39203693
>pass a faggot
>"that dress is wearin you ma'am"
>turn around with a big fucking grin, "not tonight it won't"
>walk off together laughing

How this event should have unfolded.

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>>39202516