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Your picture explains why they do it

>>39169201
They subconsciously want the D. They subconsciously decide to come to the gym looking for a virile fit male to give it to them. Just ask one nicely but firmly, she'll take you by the hand into a changing room and ride you bareback.

>>39169201
ass

Being a woman is life on easy mode. I'd pick 2 pl8 OHP cuz I ain't no soft ass bitch

>>39168973
Why would I want to BE a girl. Take your faggot fantasies about getting fucked by Chad to /LGBT/

Being a woman is life on easy mode. I'd pick qt3.14 gril cuz I wanna be a soft ass bitch

>>39168261
I try and get my room as cold as possible. Wear a cumfy ushanka and tank top, that's it,

>>39168261
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lol OP fucking BTFOd by me REKKKT in the BUMHOLE xDDDd

>sleep
fucking pussy

>>39169388
I've slept with 46...

>>39169385

I figure if a guy can't figure out who's right for him before he hits double digits then he's fucked in the head and deserves to be a wandering slut chaser until he dies alone from liver failure for all the drinking he did.

Ideally he should be able to find his partner by number 6.

You never tell a woman how much experience you have. It adds to your mystery.

5 pl8 dl for 3

>new thread at 292 posts
kys my man

What's the non-natty top level?

I think I have decent genetics for some sports (competed state in high jump, went to regionals for rock climbing) and am wondering about the non-natty top level.

This is considering BnC/using well tolerated roids. (No, I'm not gonna cycle halotestin or inject drops into my balls)

Better yet to ask I think is what's the top level for the average Joe non-natty? Is something like 2.5/4.5/6.5/6.5 plates irrealistic?

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>>39168509
i'm both.

my life is in ruins since the moment i was born.

>>39168509
dicklet.
You have to get the women to agree to have sex with you first.

I'd rather be a pleasant surprise than an embarrassing disappointment

no one in this picture is taller than 5'8

I guarantee it

>>39167668
Are those numbers in mm for penis length ?

Kinda look like abos imo

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>India
>Rapecentral

pick 2 (TWO)

First for beer is essential in the powerlifting diet.

What movie should I watch? I feel like i've watched all the good ones

Movie anon from previous bread, have you seen The Lobster? That's a good movie, you could watch that. Another good movie is Gattaca. Have you seen that one?

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Like the girl i'm in love with

I originally wasn't attracted to her but her personality made her the most beautiful girl, it's strange.

Can honestly say i'd take her over models/famous attractive women

>>39161098
>Can honestly say i'd take her over models/famous attractive women
Congrats, welcome to what most good relations are like.

>>39161111
Thanks brah

>>39167574
simply epic

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Forgot stats, I know you nerds will be all butthurt about MY bragging rights, WHICH I HAVE EARNED

I'm 6ft
210
12% bodyfat

Confirmed 8.5 face

Will answer any questions

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>>39167593
>Will answer any questions
top or bottom?

>>39164226
Amped on adderall, procrastinating on a paper I really should have started hours ago putting all dat chemical focus into browsing 4chan.

Listening to old Dynasty Warriors soundtracks.

Thats about it.

>>39164258
iktf bro, always end up doing other shit when I have adderall
Adderall + Weed is prime combination for playing vidya

>>39164291
I used to mix addies and weed and play Gears 3 online. I still sucked but it was fun.

Now weed gives me full blown anxiety attacks every time I smoke so I'm gonna guess mixing it with pharmaceutical grade speed would probably be a fucking nightmare.

I'm scripted addies and don't get me wrong they totally help when I actually get down to doing my fucking work but thats the real trick ain't it.

Actually working out chest is the best thing you can do for it along with cutting bodyfat it may eventually just make it look like you have slightly fatter pecs than you do.

Your only real choice is surgery. It's not really that expensive (few grand) and is a quick and easy procedure. Only comes with a few possible sides but they are rare and if you get a good surgeon you shouldn't end up with concave nipples

>>39161215
yea i go back and forth, not working them out does make the gyno more flabby but working out alot makes my chest puff out and i feel like it makes it more noticeable. idk maybe ill just cop some surg

Gyno awareness month is coming up!

I never asked for this curse. My clothes are limited to dark colors.

I guess you can call me CAPTAIN NIPPLES.

or maybe Sir Areola

It doesn't help if you also have pectus excavatum.

Surely I will make it.

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>>39160770
>their 16's

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>>39160770
stop being insecure and look at the benefits

>i could've sworn she was 18!
is now a valid argument.

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>kids born in the year 2000 are now 20 years old

>>39157102
Is there something that happens when you get fat that you stop getting full?

>>39157261
I honestly don't know how they become this massive. One episode this bitch says protein makes her sick lmao. Anyway it's usually because they were super huge from when they were kids to adulthood and idk they just eat a ridiculous amount of shit food I'm surprised the human body can take it.

>>39157261
Kind of, yeah.

Hey /fit/ 2 weeks ago, I was 521lbs, as of today, I'm 483.

When you are that fat you have to eat so much shit to not just maintain that weight, but to put more on that your stomach stretches out and takes more food to fill.