/ourguy/ is going for the full blown Hollywood production >1h

>>39205721
sorry forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuRm4V51kEE

>>39205721
>50 years old
>single
>no kids
>has anger problems
>treats women like shit
>only cares about his filming
>has oil in his muscles
>tattoos all over his body
>he's weak as shit.
>highly insecure (uses fake weights)
>is delusional (thinks he's a fighter because he hits pads)
>is a coward (doesn't do shit when prophet muscle disrespects him face to face but acts tough online)
>owns a massive empty house just so he can say he lives in a mansion
>has no real friends outside of freak shows
>is a coke problem


Why do people like Rich again?

You forgot
> does 5 scoops

>>39205763
/fit/ in a nutshell

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>>39205763
pff humans

>>39205763
Don't forget
>beat up and embarrassed a mentally disabled person at his booth

His excuse was pathetic too "I didn't know he was retarded". The moment I saw my first Jason Genova video on here I knew that kid wasn't there.

Rich is just a lying faggot that got caught being a prick and he had to cover his tracks. You can tell in Richs workout video with Jason he doesn't want to be there and can't wait till it's over.

>>39205721
what the fuck 2 hours of richy rich I was wondering why there were no new episodes

>>39205763
>No kids
>Single

How are those bad things?

somebody explain to me the "5%" thing

>>39205849
Well single sucks if you want to have sex, no kids is pretty great however

>>39205763
>treats women like shit
What's wrong with that

>>39205845

Jason is a scamming faggot and deserved worse than a slap.

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>>39205863
>Well single sucks if you want to have sex
??

>>39205845
Jason deserved much worse

>>39205909
If you want to fuck you kind of need a girl to fuck
Dunno bout you but being single means having no gf to me so who you gonna have sex with?

>inb4 go gay
no

from an European point of view, I think this Rich Piana video is a good representation of what to do if you visit the United Estates

go from restaurant to restaurant, eating junk food and delicious icecream

it looks like that place is the paradise of drive through

in EU I have only seen one drive through in my entire life

>>39205763
He's a meme, nobody actually takes him seriously

>>39205849
>he thinks kids are a bad thing

I want this meme to end. Kids are a gateway back to your childhood. You can essentially relive your childhood through your children's eyes. Decorating your house for Christmas, going Christmas shopping for toys and video games, telling your kids Santa is coming and they can open one gift on Christmas Eve. Taking them trick or treating during Hallooween, going costume shopping, the tooth fairy comes when one of their teeth falls out. Watching them on their first day of school, watching them do a sport for the first time. Taking them camping and watch them play like you member doing when you were there age. And then when your children are older, they too will have children of their own, and you can get another taste of your childhood through your grandkids eyes.


Raise them right. Children who come from stable homes with a mom and dad in their life rarely ever go off the rails.

Or you can be alone and miserable at 50 like Rich. Nothing to show for yourself except a youtube channel that is essentially a parody of itself. Banging 20 year old gym whores with roasties that are only interested in you because of your money. Not having any emotional connections to anyone.

>>39205952
bait.jpg

>>39205978

> watching grandkids play in the leaves or some other gay shit
> banging 20 year olds

That's a tough one...

>>39205978
>Not having any emotional connections to anyone.
>Implying you can have an emotional connection to girls anyway
Mate, have you dated a girl long term?
I have
Fucked me up really good, they dont care about your needs, your feelings, your dreams or who you really are

I made a huge mistake of sharing my weakness with my gf, she used it as fodder to crush me when we had a fight

Kids might be great, problem is you need to risk a relationship with a woman to get them

>>39205978

Can I have a link to your daughter's facialabuse video?

>>39205984
no.png
If all the girls have boyfriends and several beta orbiters, who are you going to fuck exactly?

>>39205853
you can get about 100 scoops out of your average bottle of whey, and you should take 5% of that total amount per day CMON

I've never bothered to watch his video because I know they contain absolutely nothing. But I'm interested in knowing what the hell does he talk about for 90 minutes?

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>>39206112
He doesn't talk all the time, in the most recent vid he also watches aligators, turtles and ducks

bonus points:
you can see Rich's new gf during the video

try to find her, and I will give a tip if you cant find her

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>>39205721
>someone actually watched that 1.5h video
anon you dun goofed

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>>39207497
Time stamp someone pls I don't have autism

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>>39207523
>he doesn't get comfy with Road Pianatrip

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>>39205721
>/ourguy/
>anyone but pic related
Lenny makes Piano look like a human 95%er by comparison

>>39207585
lenny is not a guy per se

>>39207553
she doesn't show up on purpose

>>39207597
oh yeah he admits to having a pretty much empty sack these days

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>>39207497
Found her!

>>39207667
>>39207553
5:30

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>>39207689
she thicc

>>39205999
Checked.

Also, you can have both. My grandfather pulled it off for years.

>>39207716
she is his old piece

>>39205845
Why the fuck do you care about this?

It's not like rich new he was a retard

Jason was talking shit online

TALK SHIT GET HIT

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>>39205863
>Well single sucks if you want to have sex

>>39205978
I'd rather have money and free time faggot

It's almost as if people have different motivations in life

Plus my childhood was shit

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>>39207763
>TALK SHIT GET HIT

Imagine pic related saying that

Fucking tripfags

>>39205978
I hate when parents do this shit

"Have babies or you'll be miserable"

There are plenty of happy people without kids and there are plenty of people who resent having kids

Fuck off with your universals

>>39207785
I'm a person of color

Check your privilege

>>39205999
Checked and kek'd

>>39207816
LONDON
O
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D
O
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Is he back with Chanel Rene or what?

>>39205763
That's the joke: he's a joke.

>>39205845
I went on Jason's channel and this is the first video I see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZTEkPu6s8 wtf

>>39208172
that girls is a cutie
I'm legit mirin

Rich looks insecure around her
and that is good. She handled Sara like a father

>>39205721
>>39205763
Guys, will he ever make it?

he makes some seriously weird faces when he's lifting

>>39206112
Absolutely nothing

>>39206012
>being this insecure

never gonna make it breh

>>39207794
this. although i do like that post about having kids. it sounds nice, i'd like them one day.

How strong is Rich actually?
He uses fake plates in his videos and has a fuck ton injected into him so I have no clue how much muscle he actually has. Are there any videos of him lifting that are more candid?

>>39208322
>front anterior deltoid
>mid anterior deltoid
>rear anterior deltoid
lol

>>39205763
>rich (hehe)
>appeals to small suburban shit kids
>^vast majority of /fit/

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>>39207794
>>39209824

Yes goy- i-i mean friend! Enduldge in hedonism and don't reproduce and pass on your knowlege and skills to your children.
Your parrents paid for your existance why should you have to give anyhting back?
Being old and alone is great, I'm sure I can bang 20 year olds in my 60's and 70's!

Ow, and you might have to bring in a couple million foriengers to make up for the decrease in native population, but that's ok!

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>>39205763
Have you not seen the comments on literally every single one of his videos? Nobody likes Piana, he's just fun to take the piss out of.

Is he going to Florida to go full OJ on Sara and her new BF?

>>39205763
I don't think there is a single person still watching rich piana videos except to mock him in the comments

He's a fucking tard but he's funny to look at. Good fucking morning, god damnit!

>>39205721
55:53 - 58:15
could totally relate to that hair segment.

>>39207780
>my childhood was shit

That explains why you're destined for biological failure (: