hey /fit/
can you mode me and my workout partner?
>39597228
Bottommode and topmode
>>39597406
but which is which?
How much weight is lmao1pl8?
Beginner here
135 lbs
>>39597146
weight = 95n + 45
where n is the number of pl8
>>39597146
60kg
How bad did I just fuck my diet up?
1 whopper
1 bacon king
20 nuggets
fries
onion rings
soda
40oz
>>39597117
My guess 3500 calories.
I lift 5 times a week and eat less, I'd say pretty bade mate.
May as well enjoy though I'm jelly. Although if you can eat that in one sitting your a degenerate
>>39597141
>Although if you can eat that in one sitting your a degenerate
If you can't you're a woman.
Op it is ok. I am a 5ft girl i work out 5 times a week and I never binge but last month i ate so many cashews and peanutbutter it added up to 3800kcal. The days after I worked out an hour extra a day and continued eating normaly. I did not gain weight you will be fine too. But you will feel fat and you will be bloated for 5 days but afterwards you will be fine
I want to be able to run 18 min 5Ks, bend rebar, and punch through bricks.
Wat do?
>>39597064
get on tactical barbell operator template
do conditioning on off days and after strength sessions
find a good boxing coach
OP can't even rip a phone book in half.
>>39597064
bending rebar is incredibly easy, considering its all mainly 3/8". now 1/2" for some reason is a HUGE step up. punching bricks, once you get the first fracture in, it's all cake if you can deal with the pain. also for the pic, Goodluck going Belgian Blue. they are genetic double muscled freaks
Routine Thread
Get in here boys
-Upper Workout-
Barbell Bench Press 3 x 8 (Horizontal Push) Chest
Barbell Row / T-Bar Row 3 x 8 (Horizontal Pull) Back (Thickness)
Behind The Neck Press 3 x 8 (Vertical Push) Shoulders
Pull-Ups / Lat-Pulldowns 3 x 8 (Vertical Pull) Back (Width)
Tricep Extension Isolation 3 x 8-10
Bicep Supinated Isolation 3 x 8-10
-Lower Workout-
Barbell Squat 3 x 8 (Lower Body Push) / (Quadricep Dominant)
Romanian Deadlift 3 x 8 (Lower Body Pull) / (Hamstring Dominant)
Barbell Hip Thrusts 3 x 8 (Glute Isolation)
Gastrocnemius/Soleus Isolation 3 x 8
Abdominal Isolation 3 x 8
my current workout
push
10 x 1-5 db bench
10 x 1-5 ohp
3 x dips until failure
pull day
5 x 5 deadlifts
3x 5 db rows
3 x chinups to failure
3 x 10 barbell row
3x 10 barbell curls
leg day
10 x. 5-10 squat
What progress will I make doing squats, deadlifts, overhead presses, rows and bench presses *only*?
>>39597044
Hey offtopic question, but do space marines really wear that when theyre not wearing their space marine suit (or whatever you call it)
>>39597073
They don't wear it all the time. They take it off to train, or in certain occasions. In the novels they are seen wearing robes, surplices and whatnot.
>>39597073
>space marines
>taking their power armor off
>ever
H E R E S Y
Poorfag here, I have 12 dollars to last me until next Monday for food /fit/ what should I buy so I don't lose all gains?
I'm also in canada and food is a lot more expensive than in the states
>>39596989
peanut butter and cheese itz
>>39596989
rice, ramen and eggs brah, buy a couple cartons of eggs and mix them in with rice or ramen noodles, my food budget is between 15 and 20 dollars a week and I make gains fine
>>39596989
Beans and rice
Here's the ultimate red pill:
Once you get a full time career, a fiancee/wife, a social life, and money to spend, you will lose all of your gains.
Lifting will no longer be interesting to you, and you will have no time and or energy to go to the gym.
Every hour you spent getting "swole" was ultimately a waste of time. Sorry bro.
Implying anyone in fit is ever going to get married. Women are overrated, my gains are all I need.
never change r9k
>>39596962
I've got a full time career, a wife, and a child.
I spend more time working out than ever before, and look better than ever.
be played like a dam fidle and friendzone quiet xf
>>39596852
Use soviet pharma grade steroids procured for you by a gay, soviet super spy named after an average sized cat, after being knocked into a coma for nine years by a spooky scary skeleton
>>39596852
>Mfw all I can see is a lagging chest and shit lats.
Thanks fit I haven't even finished this yet
let's get /fit/ to agree on one thing. anything. is this possible? squat ass to grass is the best form
>>39596844
a lot of people cant do it without rounding their lower backs, aka doing a butt wink, so no
we can agree that doing compounds is better than doing isolations only
It depends what your goals are and how flexible you are.
>>39596844
The only people who boast about ass to grass squatting are weak people for whom it is the only 'noticeable' aspect of their squat.
As long as you squat below parallel do whatever lets you move the most weight.
Hey, I'm a retard and fat fuck. I'm 5'4, and 210 lbs. (95.5kg) and want to get to 195 lbs. What's the optimal calorie intake for me if I do light exercise and stuff. I'm also on growth hormones because I'm a manlet, and the endocrinologist said that will help build lean muscle. I read the wiki and some stuff is stilla bit vague. I sort of need someone to lay it out for me as what I need to do to stop being a fat shit.
>>39596726
You're fat and your doctor put you on roids? The fuck kind of doctor do you go to?
>>39596754
My boneage was a year and a half behind
>>39596726
How old are you?
Your thoughts on this vs. more weight/reps?
It doesn't do shit increasing TUT over weight right?
>>39596712
Fuck you answer me
>>39596712
TUT is a meme
>>39596914
this
Where exactly do I go to get a gf? I get tons of mires at work and the gym but those places just feel like the wrong setting for that kind of thing.
>>39596707
most adults find their gf at work, just be carefull that you don't end up with a sexual harassment claim
>tfw I only work with guys
>>39596730
time to turn homo, you're already browsing fit so half the work is done already
>>39596707
Shopping in the vegan isle, walking your dog, shopping in anne summers, you can literally start talking to the female specimens anywhere.
How did losing weight affect your life, former fatanons? Asking since I'm 209 at 5'10 and I need to know.
>>39596659
you can see your dick
>>39596659
Top kek fuckin spongebob
>can walk/run for miles
>thighs don't chafe
>clothes fit better
>buying clothes is actually fun
>get to go swimming
>feel like a million dollars
I hate this existence. I wish I could just sleep every moment I'm out of the gym.
Trying to lose 14 more pounds and burning 1-2 a week to avoid losing gains.
How does /fit/ pass the time?
>>39596588
You've probably heard this one already but time is gonna pass either way, with or without you waiting. Get a hobby, learn new languages, try to acquire some new skills.
>>39596588
learn to cook faggot
I'm heavily on a deficit (1000+) and have been for a few months and have been fully enjoying life. the only reason cutting would be difficult would be if you got your calories from shit foods like french fries or something. eat nutritious home cooked meals with high satiety and you won't even feel hungry. I feel fully satisfied every day, only place where it's really noticable is the lack of treats and alcohol. I haven't "starved" even one day and I've lost 1kg a week every week.
>>39596588
Take a break? I did what you did and ended up with a severe eating disorder...