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>Getting massage at gym
>Roll over for happy ending
>Masseuse frowns, "Aww, and your muscles are so big..."
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>>39628288
>caring what a literal sex-for-money who're things of you
Not gonna make it.
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>implying my dick isnt muscular
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>>39628288
>massage at gym
>getting a happy ending
kek you gotta go to those dodgy asian parlors m8
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At what point are you going to stop putting so much effort into your body?
What's the end goal you have to reach?
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Where it simply no longer matters. My moment was when i realiesed that the manlet status is not salvagable by no means at all.
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My goals will change, but I intend to work out until I die.
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>>39628126
Decent ottermode and just keep working out to maintain it
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What mode is this?
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Kangaroo mode
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Drongo mode
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>>39627856
>those eucalyptus leaves
High as fuck mode
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>get bigger and stronger
>girls notice me more
>people respect me more
>i'm better at my job because of my appearance and new found confidence (part time salesman)
>life improves all around
however
>i realize how artificial everyone is
>people only value you for your appearance, especially girls
>indulging in immediate pleasures like drugs/alcohol/porn/video games now overwhelm me with extreme guilt so i can't enjoy them anymore
>at least when i was uglier and dyel nothing mattered so much (work/school/gym/etc.) and i still believed in love
HOW DO I GET OFF THIS RIDE
(also do u want to see more of my ms paint drawings? i'd like to share them)
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bump u fucks
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another shameless self bump
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>Be a grill
>Not bad looking, been liftan for several years, pretty thicc tier yet fit as well. with other words, genetically gifted
>Educated, rather ambitious, rather sharp
>Realize that finding a man who's intelligent, confident yet emphatic is as likely as winning lottery
It's like most men are just after fame and fortune. Slaying puss and pleasing their dick. The guys who are "in my league" so to speak are especially selfish and super ficial. There's often no depth, no real values or morals. Holding a basic conversation with these adult (25+) men is a pain in the ass, and the more you talk with them, you realize that holding a degree definitely doesn't mean that someone was actually intelligent. And so many guys will just agree with everything you say and never challenge or question you, as long as you are pretty.
Lame. It's like dating a plastic Ken. Looks good, sounds good on a paper. But that's about it.
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>that's what an action star's body looked in the 50s and 60s
How does that make you feel?
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looks fucking aesthetic and screams function over form
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Do you even row Judah Ben- Hur?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmMk1Myrxc
Are you ready for the future anons? Finally your dream of being charged per rep and per plate used at the planet fitness will come true.
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>>39627058
>W... why is the protein bar more expensive to day?
>Because we had a lot more people glancing at it recently.
Welcome to the future.
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>buy 10% more unhealthy food than is recommended by the FDA
>insurance rates automatically go up 10%
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>>39627058
Now watch me as I easily vault over those sensors and get my free goods
So, am I screwed when it comes to diddys if all my gym has is a hex bar?
Pros and cons of using a hex bar?
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>gym with not a single barbell
I don't believe you
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>>39626669
Pro:
Shrugs
Substitute for DL for people with mobility issues.
Leg drive for DL and Squat
Cons
Does not translate well to competition DL
Trapped by the bar so anything sumo or wide legged is out.
IMHO
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>>39626669
Fireman carry.
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Steroids General
Vitamin D addicts general
previous
>>39617878
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>>39626259
In for tits
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>>39626289
Im okay with this
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hello!
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Time for your check-up, /fit/.
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>inb4 I should squat more
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>>39624224
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>>39624224
Dont care to fill out the form
>25
>M
>183 cm
>80 kg
>3
>my own 3 day fullbody
>67.5 kg
>105 kg
>150 kg
>190 kg
>yes
>16
>~4 months
>7.5/10
>3-4x a week
>no
>cinnamon roll
>1 on workout days, none on off days
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Am I unironically at the natty limit? 6' 225lbs
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No.
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>>39617956
Nope
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>>39617956
>225lbs haha OKAY dude
Anonymous
Fat hate/motivation thread. 2016-12-06 11:42:50 Post No.39612068
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Fat hate/motivation thread.
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Whos up for it?
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Show me your transformations /fit/
I'll show you mine.
Pic is me in 2013
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2 months later
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now me in 2016
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>>39604989
this is me now
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owg
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who else is planning on adding 10/20 kilos to lifts over christmas at home thanks to mums cooking?
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shar.... I mean cheering on the gf? 2016-12-08 05:38:29 Post No.39629641
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shar.... I mean cheering on the gf?
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Sup /fit/
My gf has been working out pretty hard for some time now. She has done dieting etc at times just to try shredding, bulking etc.
I ser her look at bikini fitness chicks etc all the time and I am considering if I should motivate her to try it out?
Also, what do you think of her physique? Arms, shoulders, glutes etc.
Also, some pics mat say screenshot due to file size problem on phone...
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you sure that's not a man with a large ass?
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Is this one of those Cuck "Would you fuck my wife" threads that are leaking in from /gif/?
Nobody is going to fuck your gf except you. Deal with it
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what if i like being /fit/ and hate delusional fats but love this musical
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Then I have found a kindred spirit.
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Realize that your political/cultural/societal beliefs don't have to cloud your view of everything. I'm gonna sing the shit out of "me too" in my car even though I hope Meghan Trainor gets terminal brain cancer.
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Each to their own, but musicals are fucking awful
I can only manage Mary Poppins or chitty chitty bang bang because of nostalgia