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>>40449618
shameless self bump

>>40449618
why buy a huge machine like that to do just flies with when you could just buy adjustable dumbbells that take up a 50th of the space, and you can do more than just flies with them

>>40449618
Just use the one at the gym dude

it seems like hes into you and yeah I think you should eventually try to slip in the fact that you had an ex boyfriend, in a really subtle way tho. worst case scenario is that he stops talking to you which doesnt rly matter. don't mention you're single tho that's too obvious and kinda seems desperate.

>>40449535
>>>/adv/

I'm no homo but if some bro mentioned he had an ex bf I probably would just resume conversation as usual. unless gay people jump on each other when it's revealed, you're probably not gonna solve anything.

ask him if he wants to hit the shower with you then ask if he can wash a spot on your back you can't reach

I find they tend to be more liberal, at least in my experience. It's all about "empowering women and being a kickass sexy babe :)"

>>40449272
Conservative on the outside. With a nice white blonde husband working 6 figs.
But fuck BBC every now and then when her and hubby is fighting

>not fitness related

>>40449272
I don't understand how /fit/ness plays into politics.

I don't think just because a woman is into fitness that she'll think differently about anything political. But feel free to change my mind, thanks.

>>40449240
>implying your nemesis hasn't just left you and your humanity behind

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>neither is your gym crush
>gym nemesis is currently banging her out
WHAT DO OP???

How to acquire gym nemesis?

vodka

mix with lemon/lime juice or diet tonic

Everclear diluted in water.

Just do drugs like a normal person you idiot.

>>40449095
don't drink

Because they have their own opinion and views on things so to them it's not "throwing it away"?
Are you dumb or something?

>implying their marriage isn't going to be a long, committed and enjoyable experience because of this

there's more to life than getting your dick wet my dudes

dunno never seen his pubes

>>40448961
yeah duh

>>40448961
no fukin way

>>40448849
>that dude who lifts with his dad

>>40448856
Hey I go with my dad sometimes. He wants to better himself and I have some knowledge to share with him.

>>40448856
Lifting with your dad is literally the dream
It's not our fault that you have no relationship with him

>>40448426
yes

>>40448426
not sure, post rear glute spread first

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'no'

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>implying

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>>40448234
Mishima is the prototypical /fit/izen:
>be scrawny nerd kid
>spend youth shitposting in that ages version of 4chan - literal magazines
>get buff
>become faggot
>still a complete autist
>round up dyels he found around the water-fountain and mold them into a twink harem

>>40448034
water my dude, it still hurts but hurts a lot less

>>40448034
Hunger is fat dying.

I can't cut without being hungry so I just accept it. Exercise dulls my hunger somewhat.

>You actually feel hungry?
>I'm a fat fuck and getting my macros right and tight means no hunger pains, check out the foods you eat and how they help your goals.

A U/L, PPLxPPL, or full body routine

>>40447652
so can you spell the whole words please
i tried googling it

>>40447691
>U/L
Upper body/Lower body split
>PPLxPPL
Push Pull Legs (rest) Push Pull Legs
>Full body
Self explainatory

Personally I prefer a PPLxPPL routine, but you can do whatever or the 3 appeals to you most

>>40447113
just keep at it you fucking whale at some point you will lose that fat.

Not gonna make it breh

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>WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH I HAVE NO WILLPOWER AND NEED ATTENTION

this is how you sound right now.

>>40447043
Full natty brah

pathetic and crazy

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>>40447043
>still smaller arms than rich piano mode

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>>40447023
Answer the call of the Brosassin, least practical item of clothing after backwards ballcap.

>>40447103
I hope he's wearing that ironically

I have a couple hoodies from the brands MARMOT and MAMMUT that I grabbed for cheap off of campsaver.com.

pros
>look quite nice
>good quality
>lots of color selection
>both are certifiable hipster outdoors brand and chicks dig that look and brand awareness