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as long as you are giving it no homo

Yes, Im the guy checking you out please fuck me in the showers next time we meet.

>>40443002
That's gay if I see you two talking in my gym locker room I'll pedigree you both

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>>40442953
Ask if they'd like to hang out sometime.

>>40442964
edgy

I wouldn't start a fight against twins

same here bro, but only for 1 struggling rep at 65 kg. still happy desu

>>40442918
good job m8
i believe in you

I did Arnold Presses with 16kg dumbbells for longer than I care to admit and never went for more.

Started OHP with a barbell just a month ago and I'm already up to 55kg

I basically have 1/2/3 but my deadlift is still completely dogshit. Feels good to have 3 out of 4 I guess though

get on hear asap so you can blame it on that and no your shit degenerate genetics, after enough time passes you'll begin to believe the lies. Also youll be jacked bro

I went completely bald at 20. I'm also a manle, facelet and chinlet so there's that. You wouldn't even want to look like me as a game character.

Finasteride and rogaine asap

what you're weighting the rice after you've cooked it? that is such an impractical and inaccurate method weight it first you degenerate

also how would you rate brown basmati? I've been on basmati for years and love it but I want to up my fibre intake, can't really stand the taste of regular brown rice.

the rice grains get bigger after cooking because they absorb water?????

weigh it uncooked

>>40442785
What techniques do you use to stay hard? I'm a khhv and my fear is I prob have PIED and won't be able to get hard/stay hard when/if I get a girl when I become /fit/

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OP here

>>40442809
>i'm a khhv
wtf is that?

> won't be able to get hard/stay hard
How do you know?

Takes time, with practice, you git gud at anything.

Personally, If i fear I may not last as long (usually it's because her vagoo hits my peenus g spot perfectly or i'm super sensitive that day or I was too good at foreplay etc) - I have to again mentally disconnect myself from the sexyfull visual display in front of me.

I will picture something unsexy like a wall, pile of dirt, the mind is a powerful thing mein friend.

>if I get a girl
everyone does, eventually.

>when I become /fit/
Why wait?

I wasn't fit (skelly jellybelly) then I became /fit/, now I'm reverting back to skellymode since no active gym mode and lack of daily proteins.

Girls get attracted to your aura and personality, not your looks.

>>40442785
If she cums then I can't hold out anymore and I will orgasm at the same time. I can't help it, it's just too hot.

>>40442770

>Place chicken breast in microwave
>Nuke until outside is rubbery and inside is pink
>Season with hot sauce
>Consume while crying

buy a hot plate or something microwaving meat is fucking disgust

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>>40442790
cease this abomination at once

>>40442698
Our Zyzz, in Heaven,
Aesthetics be thy name,
Thy aesthetics come, Thy will be done,
On cycle, as it is in PCT,
Give us this prop, our daily test,
And forgive us our bloat,
As we forgive those who do not run AI's as well,
And lead us not into under-dosed gear,
But deliver us from Gyno,
For Aesthetics is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
Fuarking for ever and ever,

Aziz/Amen.

Retarded afghan's both sing and pray during lifting

>>40442948
They also like to sweat and not wash their hands before lifting.

>>40442594
i am not even american but isn't it a stupid idea to do BUDS if you are afraid of combat? You lack balls i guess; not motivation.

>>40442615
sorry that i understand the implications sof armed conflict.

did you at least get past week 1 at BUD/S

You're entering the final stages of body dysmorphia. Soon, sex will no longer feel as good to you as a pump.

>>40442484

Masterbating already gets me off better than sex ever has, I just like being able to talk about girls I've fucked and even talk with the girls afterwards, it makes them love you, it makes me feel less alone and more normal.

but this thread is more about why am I sweating chemicals?

>>40442463
RIP OP, you're fucked m8

You cannot possibly make it without eggs this is fact

I thought i hated eggs but i actually just hated the yolk, so now i just eat egg whites.

>>40442451
>what can I replace eggs with
Literally any complete protein with sat fats and omegas
Grassfed beef
Salmon and butter
Fatty meats and fish oil pills

>>40442448
In that picture is a man that is well over 30% bodyfat and is clinically obese.

>>40442459
He's not clinically obese but definitely overweight.

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As long as we're doing bf estimates, lemme get one too.

>>40442400
But..but the angry lesbians and porn people and women told me that semen was both useless and evil and should be gotten out of the body and into socks and not put anywhere near a womans vagina or mouth.

Was I lied too?

>>40442400
I rub it over my face, hoping it will rejuvenate my dying adult skin.
> doing facial routine in the evening
> mfw when leaving the basement and mom asks me what's that on my face

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Sorry, OP. It doesn't work that way. It can't be your own semen. It has to be somebody else's, since your body has a built up tolerance to its own semen after making it all the time.

Good luck.

>>40442351

>Fila even on the list and not having puma above adidas

It's like you want to be trash

1.6 / 2.0 is fine

>>40442351
Anything more than .78g/lb total bodyweight as a natty is useless

http://bayesianbodybuilding.com/the-myth-of-1glb-optimal-protein-intake-for-bodybuilders/

>buy 1 mcdonalds salad

or

>spend the same amount of money on enough frozen veg to last a week

why are fatties so dumb and lazy

>define unhealthy/healthy

>>40442297
Is the McDouble seriously $1 in the US?