What's the most calorie effective way to get drunk? I love

vodka

mix with lemon/lime juice or diet tonic

Everclear diluted in water.

Just do drugs like a normal person you idiot.

>>40449095
don't drink

Inject pure ethanol into your cubital vein

Vodka in anus
Not even joking

>>40449095
Drink sprite all night and watch everyone get stupid. It'll give you perspective, and if at the end of the night you still feel like you were left out of some enlightened indulgence, next time kys.

smoke crack it doesn't have any calories at all

>>40449095
'pure' high percentage alcohol like vodka, rum, whisky etc straight or with zero kcal drinks, you can do some whisky coke zero but don't get shitfaced anon, its bad for you

>>40449095
My favorite is vodka as cold as possible, I store mine in the freezer at all times so it's ready to drink whenever I want.

>>40449180
alternatively, in the eye, vagina, or intravenous

>>40449095
Smoke weed

>>40449210
How are you not fucking dead!
You do not drink vodka that is below freezing temperature.

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>>40449578
>no Victoria Bitter

>>40449445
Are you stupid?

>>40449095
Inject marijuana

vodka and diet coke or gatorade

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>>40449159

>>40449943
(For reference)

>>40449095
Straight spirits
Cocktails made with only spirits or with low calorie mixers
Dry wines

>>40449095
dont drink

>>40449329
What if I don't have a vagina

>>40449114
this

or Vodka mixed with water + MiO

or Whiskey/Rum in diet coke/coke zero or something

generally just stay away from beer and the usual cocktails.

If i go out to get drinks with friends im usually sipping on whiskey diet cokes or vodka w/sugar free redbull

>>40449943
Always assumed those were arteries

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>>40449189
underrated

>>40449095
k cider

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>>40449143
>>40449189
>>40449984
t. high inhibition incel

Iced vodka with Fresca or diet sprite usually. Also I find it helps to set an amount to drink and only brig that much with you