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>>7906809
Why are Americans triggered by avocados?

>>7906820
Because they're shit millennial garbage

>>7906820
Because flyovers are afraid of vegetables. I wish they'd be range banned

>>7906706
>putting tea into boiling water

You fucked up by design, brother

>>7906708
Huh?

>>7906706
Why the fuck would you use teabags?
Too poor for good quality leaves?
Enjoy your disgusting fannings, OP.

>>7906659

>What would Gordon Ramsey say to my friend potatoes

He'd most likely say that the friendship was one-sided.

>>7906667
wew that made me laugh

>>7906659
Rustic, a great family/home dish but wouldn't pay for it in a restaurant.

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>>7906520

>>7906520
>doesn't the dough need to sit for 3 days or so

Who the fuck told you that...

>>7906531
http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/09/the-pizza-lab-how-long-should-i-let-my-dough-cold-ferment.html

>>7906483
undercooked desu

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Now 10-12 minutes on 220°C to get the outside crispy (hopefully).

Smells absolutely delicious.

Um, an image isn't a recipe, OP.

>>7906486
I don't have any recipes that's why im asking you guys

>Arroz con cosas

>your kids

I didn't learn to cook until I was in grad school, but both my parents took turns cooking great food half the week, and took me out to restaurants the other half of the week, teaching me proper etiquette and how to behave in public from a young age.

I'd kind of like to do the same one day, but it's starting to feel like it's a little too late to be fucking around with little people.

>>7906073
I was an army brat growing up and I was in germany for a couple years. But it eventually came time to go back to the states and we packed our bags and took a flight back. Well after a few hours flying we got off the plane and were waiting for the next flight and we were all hungry and stopped off at a restaurant in the airport it was nice with glass tables on a balcony and I remember ordering some scrambled eggs for breakfast. I was expecting plain old eggs like i have every morning. However these were the most tender buttery scrambled eggs i have ever eaten they came in a sheet that was folded over twice. Now every time i make scrambled eggs i always try to at least capture that flavor.

>>7906073
As a kid I have memories of eating insanely delicious pizza. I have a magnet my parents made of a picture of me and brother eating a pizza during some sort of vacation trip and it's this super cheesy looking pizza and I absolutely remember it tasting amazing. It was the pizza I always compared to in the back of my head for years. Now I've forgotten what it tasted like but I still remember the feeling.

Also, my step grandma's cookies during the holidays was always nice. I've since realized that she's kind of a shit cook (she makes awful spaghetti sauce that is dark and bitter as fuck) but just the aura of a fuckton of homemade decorative Christmas cookies was so great.

I really like some of the early episodes, so comfy.

Imagine being on that bakery, I'd feel like a children on a candy store, except that I apreciate pastry and cakes even more than simple candy.

btw, there was an episode where they made some italian sweet pastry rolls stuffed with ricotta cheese and sugar, I fail to remember the name of that sweet but damn, sometimes I do crave some of those.

Cake shows are the worst thing to have ever happened to food television.

They're not even about food; they're more like decoration shows where the cake is always the same and it's all about them adding some goofy decoration.

>>7906072
>They're not even about food; they're more like decoration shows where the cake is always the same and it's all about them adding some goofy decoration.

This and this. I remember watching this show expecting dank cakes and new joisy cannoli shenanigans and what I got instead was icing and decorations wrapped around nameless boring cakes.

Never heard of it.

Would you like some cheese and sauce with your ham on bread?

>>7906164
>anything other than minimal sauce on pizza
enjoy your kiddie fare

pathetic. you're not even in control of your own body? might as well kill yourself, fatty

Read Nietzche and Evola. Immolate your former self, and burn it in the fires of self-transmutation.

>>7905841
or just kill yourself

steel your will
or develop IBS
I had to cut out so much food once my IBS started flaring up.

>>7905707
If you google image this, it thinks it's a chocolate brownie.... so no, bread sandwiches it's.

It'll definitely filter your bowels like an air purifier.

>be me
>get drunk as fuck
>get hungry
>put pizza in oven
>forget about it and pass out
>smoke detectors start going off
>pizza looks like op pic
>eat half of it anyway
>next morning feel like shit and have charcoal burps

And thats why i cant cook anything with charcoal anymore

>>7905617
You should be jizzing in your pants to be getting paid that much to work cold side with no experience.

Keep your ears open and your mouth shut and you might just learn a trade.

>>7905617
Fuck that if you were a real asset they would pay you like it

Tell em 15 an hour or you quit

>>7905617
Do whatever you want, nobody here gives a shit. If you listen to advice of people who don't know you and don't give a shit, you're a fucking idiot.

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>>7905546
green curry

>>7905546
steal from refrigerator at work

>>7905876
Absolutely not.

>>7905538
Huh?

>it's an OP is a faggot thread.

>>7905568
Lel he doesn't know Good eats

pleb

>>7905436
Looks like shit.

>>7905436
is that a sesame seed egg bun?

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>>7905445
Its an onion roll