Hi, I fell asleep making a pizza in the gas oven. I only have

>>7905707
If you google image this, it thinks it's a chocolate brownie.... so no, bread sandwiches it's.

It'll definitely filter your bowels like an air purifier.

>be me
>get drunk as fuck
>get hungry
>put pizza in oven
>forget about it and pass out
>smoke detectors start going off
>pizza looks like op pic
>eat half of it anyway
>next morning feel like shit and have charcoal burps

And thats why i cant cook anything with charcoal anymore

>>7905707
Just kill yourself to make it easier on everyone

>>7905721
>>be me
What did you mean by this?

>>7905707
>is this fixable/edible

If you have to ask, then it doesn't matter.
Chow down! Should taste extra toasty! Enjoy the stomach cancer. :^)

>>7905707
>I fell asleep making a pizza in the gas oven.
Perhaps you have a gas leak.

>>7905707
Are you unable to get anything else because you are broke?
I am sure you can afford/already own some ramen. Just grab that freezer burnt to fuck chicken breast in your freezer, rob the local community garden of a single onion, throw in a dash of whatever hot sauce is glued by spilt milk to the shelf of your fridge door, and wa la!

Hell you could even snip a few greens from a beet plant while you are at it and call yourself ironchef drunkass.

>>7905707

Ur gonna have to reverse the heat effects with cold do u have anywhere nearby that sells dry ice?

take a bite, it won't hurt to try

>>7905730
>Enjoy the stomach cancer.

>white people

>>7905778
I prefer liquid nitrogen. It is colder and dissolved carbon dioxide actually lowers the pH as it forms carbonic acid, this can change flavors drastically.

Char = cancer

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>>7905707
You can leave it out to absorb odors from the air, or grind it up and use it as an antidote to food poisoning/absorbing shit that shouldn't be in your stomach, but eat it? No. Go outside and pluck some herbs from a safe place and also go dumpster diving if you're so hungry; places throw out perfectly good food at night.

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op getting them sweet charcoal gains

Looks good, try putting it on some ice cream

>>7905842
love me some chemistry, but holding back so i dont get all preachy and teachy

B L A C K E D
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That pizza will come back and gas you and all Jews, the Bible says an eye for an eye. Pizza is gonna fuck you up, kek

>>7905707

>buy alcohol
>buy food that is quick and easy to prepare
>I get really hungry when I'm wasted and ready to pass out
>drink all of the booze and decide it's time to eat
>put pizza in oven
>turn dial to 6 hours because it's really easy to overshoot
>pass out in front of PC
>wake up at 8AM with oven screaming like a fucking jew in auschwitz
>take out OP's pic

After that I stopped drinking alone

>>7905707
how did your fire alarm not go off?

>>7905727
hello newfriend

lurk more before posting...

>>7906754
hello newfriend

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>>7906805
hello newfriend
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>>7905707
you should really make sure you have food before you spend all you money on alcohol, anon. Not judging, I've been there.

>>7907424
bi bewfriend

burk bore before bosting

>>7905707
Might as well eat a charcoal.

>>7905767
>and wa la!

Kys.