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>>7913697
no why

>>7913702
american why

>>7913686
I used to live off less than $100 per month. Buy chicken, rice, salsa, eggs, bread, peanut butter, ramen and whatever else you can afford.

It's pretty easy.

Bone head.

>>7907243
I hope you get banned from this board. So tired of the shit posting.

>>7917275
agreed

Honestly I only eat blue rare family.

He's completely in the right.

Medium-rare is the most commonly eaten and socially acceptable level of doneness, and coming to someone's house and asking them to cook you something different than everyone else because you think you're a special snowflake is rude and poor etiquette.

My wife can't cook.
She comes from a 3rd world country where it's still normal for mama to stay at home, raise the kids, cook, clean, have dinner on the table for dad when he gets home.

her family can't even get their heads around the fact that men in first word countries know how to and can cook

If I don't come home after a long day at work and cook a meal for us then I will go hungry before I eat the slop she serves up

I still love her though
She loves my cooking and my cock too so whatevs

>>7917080
If you married me, I'd cook better and love your cock just the same

>>7917094

Yeah but he probably doesnt want a fat hairy manwife

>>7908570
Nah, I'm cool.

I would prefer Pepsi if it didn't always go flat within 10 seconds of opening a can.

>>7908570
No but I like diet coke better than regular.

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Rogan Josh.

Or the missus if she has a yeast infection or something.

Worth.

>>7913995
>laksa
>giving you the shits

End yourself before your terrible genes get passed onto the next unfortunate generation

>>7910434
You are the cancer of deli.

>>7910434
You're either trolling or the biggest 'sperg on the whole damn board.

I have seen this behavior before. My local butcher has a customer who comes in 3-4 times a week and buys a NY strip steak weighing exactly 0.625 pounds. He insists that it is cut to that exact weight. And having served this guy for literally years, the butcher has gotten really good at eyeballing the weight. Alas, sometimes it takes some extra trimming. I've had to wait in line behind this fuckwit several times.

In Germany if you ask for 100g you get 100g
If you get 120g you say thanks and take it.
Stop beeing a dick and enjoy more meat

whales serve no purpose. they swim around and gulp down tons of fish and mess up the food chain. less whales = more edible fish.

>>7910966
Nice try Daitaro.

>>7910945
because they're terrible people that like eating raw animals.

A weight loss plan and exercise.

>>7909206
Garlic/cheese bread or mozzarella sticks.

garlic knots

>>7914715
Do you really think you can tell the difference between super premium vodka and Smirnoff?

>>7914715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnrmSfZEuRk

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>>7914715
>crystal-head-vodka
Anything Dan does is good.

>>7912284
>I am 2 years old
get off of fourchan.

You're fat.
Deny it all you want. You're fat.

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>>7912289
>pretending to like onions and peppers so people think you're ''''cultured''''

lmao

>>7912296
I'm 5'11 170lb and run 30 miles a week

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>>7910131
okay, what did I say that was dumb?

>>7910125
>seems
It's easier to accurately represent a dish outside of its native land when that dish isn't completely dependent on local fresh ingredients picked moments ago at the peak of their seasonality

That's why passportless plebs think french food is only heavy fatty stuff like cassoulet

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whichever makes it juicier
served over fanta of course

>>7909391
ramsays cookery course says to flip it multiple times.

>>7909394
Then he's inconsistent as fuck with his advice

Although flipping once a minute is my own preference

More like oatsnack desu

>>7909336
I wish I liked oats a bit more. I wonder if I could replace cereal with them. they'd be chewy but less dense. I'll try it tomorrow.

/mlp/ pls go

>>7907633
Ehhh...sun-dried tomatos, man.

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>>7907633
>Ghibli Studios based
>Wes Anderson based
>Grandads Soul Food
>Anything Aang and Sokka ate on their travels to defeating Sozin
>Cowboy Bebop instant noodles
>Metalocalypse lake troll and whatever's in their liquor cabinet
>That blue drink from Tron


Eggs Woodhouse, I'm just too lazy to make the recipe.