It's payday. This only comes twice a month. To celebrate,

>>7906809
Why are Americans triggered by avocados?

>>7906820
Because they're shit millennial garbage

>>7906820
Because flyovers are afraid of vegetables. I wish they'd be range banned

>>7906829
This^

Only pretentious people should be allowed to voice their opinion on things.

>>7906809
>>7906820
>>7906824
>>7906829
>>7906841
Seriously, what is wrong with you people? Are you super entertained spending your time like this?

>>7906841
>vegetables are pretentious
Yeah I hate it when kale tries to talk about books hyuk hyuk Trump for president!

>>7906844
Huh?

>should of

>>7906846
Vegetables aren't pretentious, but his attitude is.

>>7906844
It's the morning and I'm having my coffee

>>7906871
can coffee ever really be owned?

>>7906873
You never really own Panama pink bourbon. You only look after it for the next generation

>>7906809

abogado

>>7907134
t. finland

>>7907134
No that's what you need to call after la migra gets you

>>7907134
>>7907455
Meatballs? The word you want is albondiga

>>7906846
>voting for a war criminal
lel

>>7906829
Avocados aren't vegetables you twit

>>7906809
>payday
>twice a month
richfag with a salary job...go get some lobsters and truffles

>>7908819
Summer pls go.

>>7908819
How do the poors get paid?

After the quarterly earnings report?

>>7906809
subway avocado is shit so I'm not getting it on my sandwich

but since you asked I remember someone's story where they bullied a female sandwich artist by making her overstuff the sandwich, made her oversauce the sandwich, and when she tried to close it the bread tore and it made a gigantic mess. she started to cry and they just walked out

>>7908854
Why would you cry? Just cut the sandwich along the tear.

>>7906820
I think it's because flyovers associate affordable and plentiful avocados with an influx of Mexican labor, something they must contractually hate.

Also, subway avocado is hard, bland bullshit. It's a bad introduction to a tasty fruit.

>>7908848
Monthly deposits on EBT cards.

>>7906809
Gwack-a-mole?

>>7906844
It's 4chan, you can't expect much better here.

>>7909252
Huh?

>>7909256
wat

>>7909274
who are you quoting?

>>7906809
I wouldn't. I think an upscale subway is a treat. my life and my job obviously isn't better than his. I'd probably offer him my one hitter on his break and ask him what foods he steps on.

>>7909252

You can start by trying to sleep through Australian posting hours.

>>7906809
>dat filename

>>7910096

I don't get it.

The only thing off about it is that he misspelled "sandwich".

>>7909075
What is EBT? A hedge fund? I don't really get involved in that stuff, my wealth manager deals with it.

>>7908819
>>7908848
A lot of salary positions get paid once a month.