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>>8159298
An eighth, if it's your birthday or some other big personal holiday

third because it saves some for everyone but I still get a bunch

>>8159260

That's like posting a picture of a hammer or a screwdriver and asking what you can build.

>>8159266
As expected /ck/ can't actually cook so the first reply is a shitpost

>>8159270

>reading comprehension

>>8159148
McDonalds is the most consistent and one of the most popular.

Although I think Krusty Burger is based on Burger King, at least in that episode you're shitpostingly referring to, because those burgers are grilled.

Do people cook burgers with steam?

Skinner's kitchen.

Stuffed peppers are a great way to get non meat protein. Good way to fit in Quinoa.
Seafood tacos are also great for this. Salads with many different types of greens and eight ounces or less of grilled meat also makes a great meal. Think greens first unless you're a career lifter

>>8159014

Dried beans and sausage / bacon / ham, cornbread, mashed potatoes, various casseroles, chicken spaghetti, burritos, sandwich wraps, stir fries, curries, soups, salmon croquettes, chicken fried stead / steak fingers... It mostly depends on what sort of meat I can find as to what I end up cooking.

And nothing of value was lost

>>8158982

did your commanding officer make you eat them off the ground without your hands while his dick was in your ass and everyone else stood around watching and chanting that you were a "crumb-bum-bitch"?

>>8159007
Our Captain couldn't give a fuck about anything, especially the food.

He ran into the galley just the other night and complimented us on a "job well done for that tasty chicken." We just panned up some frozen chicken patties and threw them in the oven without adding anything.

>>8158918
Where's the tomato sauce? thats not a pizza it's just cheesy bread.

>>8158922
It's under the cheese! I didn't put that much, gives me heartburn.

>>8158918
how positively bucolic!

>>8158877
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjl6Vg148nU

>>8158877
think of a rolling thunder, but unstead of clouds its hot water

>>8158877
Why do you cunts make an entire thread for this when you could have googled it and found the answer in seconds?

I legit hope you die an early and slow death and if the mods do their job you'd be permabanned, you shitposting cunt.

u sure u dont need a hospital or something?

i eat pineapple and have never had that

>>8158872
Well, I peeled it poorly maybe. I didn't cut off a deep enough layer to take out all the little pits with a stalk in them. I didn't de-core it either. Just ate the whole thing as is more or less.

I didn't wash the pineapple either, so maybe this is pesticides on the green out skin contaminating the fruit inside as I handled it.

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>>8158882

>>8158745
It's literally just lasagna in a bread bowl with no noodles.

>>8158759
Is that considered good or not?

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>>8158745
>MFW they are using complete words again

those are chicken strips, not tendies

Tyson quality seems to have gone downhill lately

I fucking hate niggers.

>Tfw dishbitch at my university dining hall

Technically I guess I do front of house shit instead so technically not, but close enough. Sometimes they even let me bake cookies (which is about 10x more satisfying than wiping tables)
At least they pay well and my dorm is right next to where I work...

I worked as a dishwasher at a small Italian restaurant for like 2 months. Easily my least favorite job ever. The radio was always on one station that played the same 20 or so classic rock hits on repeat. The cook never shut the fuck up about inane bullshit like his character in some RPG game he was playing. It's wet, dirty, pays nothing, and you have to stand in one place all day. During downtime you have to do the bitch work like cleaning bathrooms, dumping grease traps, breaking down boxes, and other stuff while the waiters get to watch TV. Working in a warehouse was 100x better.

>>8158660
If you had managed to ride out the 3rd month you would have realised its the easiest job in the kitchen and all the chef will love you for it. The chefs i was with had top quality banter though

>eating zika berries
no thanks

Yes it's true. I think I tried it, tasted somewhere between pomegranate, blueberries, and dish soap.

>>8158542
>From what I heard it was a meme food in '05 and '06 to diet freaks from the US that made it sound like some miracle thing.
We have one of those things every couple years. Pomegranates, avocados, kale, etc. The new meme slang word for it is "super food."

>>8158514
Just imagine...somewhere there's an autist who loves pumpkin spice and buys everyone of these products. Like that guy who eats a Big Mac every day.

Does nothing else say autumn?

Are pumpkins the only fall veggi?

>>8158523
It's called basic white girls

My friend is like this, but for cute white girls it's not autistic, it's just quirky

first dinner? how many in a day you fat fuck?

I'm 6'3" and I work all day. Four meals is not a sin.

>>8158513
w-what does your height have to do with anything?

Torrfisk is awesome as a lunch snack. Too bad the sodium is kill.

I can never find dried fish anywhere but in Asian groceries. Also the sodium, as per >>8158455

>>8158545
Ah fuck, I'm apparently drunk and retarded.