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Can't wait for the N-word posts, the beer snobs and the wine and liquor enthusiasts to chime in on why they're better than you. Good one op, you really got us good

>>8162615
Porch monkey

>>8162619
I get down with craft beers/spirts and wines and all that but sometimes you just want some cold ass malt liquor and tacos.

OE and King Cobra are probably my first choices. Followed by colt and mickeys. Don't see a lot of colt around me though. 211 is alright but only really see it in the shatter proof bottles which kinda sucks.

ALL HAIL THE CULT OF MOOO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUagOO_53g

cheeki breeki

>>8162199
stop shilling loafy

roommate was phone

>>8162082
Happened recently
>everyone in the apartment dicking around seperately
>One roommate, J, says he's gonna cook a whole bunch of macaroni &cheese
>unsure of his cooking ability, but he has made decent french toast in the past
>remember all the macaroni and various shredded cheeses we bought a while ago
>get excited
>20 minutes later, J announces he's almost done
>head to kitchen to see a glass measuring cup filled with hot dogs in the microwave
>what the fuck
>look in pot
>roughly 2 boxes of Kraft Mac&Cheese
>obviously not made with the standard recipe
>About an inch and a half of off-orange liquid in the bottom of the pot
>Invite friend A, a pretty good cook, over because I didn't want to experience this alone
>Hot dogs are then chopped up via plastic spoon and dumped into the pot
>me, A, and J all serve up
>me and A giving each other concerned glances the entire time
>food is absolutely abhorrent
>Pasta is confusingly overcooked
>no flavor at all save for undertones of orange cheese powder
>See J putting soy sauce on his bowl
>gag
>A and I hide the bowls in my room so as to not upset J
>J goes to sleep
>A and I dump remainder down toilet
>Both A and I agree that this is the worst thing Either of us have ever tasted that could be considered food

>>8162117
That's rough mate I had a roommate almost burn down our fucking apartment because his stupid ass left the stove on with something cooking on it. Had to bring it outside to cool b/c the thing would have just killed us all if it had stayed inside.

>>8161010
Hey man, good for you.

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>>8161312

I had porridge, a cup of coffee and a cigarette

Pretty healthy.
Had 2 cups of tea and a super green smoothie with added protein for breakfast.
Then, for lunch, I had a broccoli, apple, cranberry, and walnut salad for lunch with a small piece of baguette with some Brie on it.
For dinner, I'll probably have an egg crepe (no flour) filled with roasted sweet potato, caramelized onion, and arugula.

I didn't eat until 2:30 when I got a ham and cheese croissant at the train station on my way to class. So I guess alright?

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>>8159016
>kino

>>8159016
No, but it is Kosher.

I wish you were fucking dead. And me right after

>>8152245
the right. miracles are pretty good but the other one says BEST right on it.

>Best Foods
It's called Hellman's

>>8152252
Fuuuck. Time to pack it up.

>Let's make fun of those pretentious, snarky people who pretend to have gluten allergies
>Retard: "Oh, naturalists?"
>Lets go with that. Who should we cast to sell OUR products?
>Retard: "A pretentious, snarky woman?"
>That works!

>>8156560
The kind of person who buys Hormel products doesn't give a fuck and is somewhat proud of that fact. Otherwise they'd be buying something better than what Hormel has to offer. Their target audience is the kind of people who make fun of others for being wealthier and better educated than they are, and think they're clever for doing so, because such people obviously waste their money on Emperor's New Clothes kind of stuff. The commercial clearly references that, in fact.

I'd say it good marketing. Maybe a little cruel to tell stupid people they're clever for choosing your shoddy product, but hardly anything new.

>>8156587
>The kind of person who buys Hormel products doesn't give a fuck and is somewhat proud of that fact.

I think that makes perfect sense. It's like the guys here who feel defensive over Taco Bell. I'm okay with liking Taco Bell, but not defending it to the point of attacking others for not liking it or even calling them pretentious for not eating there.

That's what Hormel's doing.

I really want to see people get in an uproar over these commercials though. I'd tweet or post it on reddit if there's a right place, else oh well. It'd just seems like a way to go after a company that serves garbage. I mean this is an opening.

Eat less.

>>8160837
yeah

i can go all morning without eating, but once i eat dinner its like i can't stop

>>8160829

Eat little and often.

Don't eat sugar. How the fuck can you even eat that many calories per day?

>>8160588
Women don't. They drink more mocha frappe sugar shit.

>>8160588
>Muh starbucks and mixed coffee drinks
I always feel out of place in coffee shops when all I want is drip coffee

Sugary milk with coffee flavor isn't coffee though

You signed up for your Thanksgiving to look like that.

thank you for your cervix

That's pretty much what my Thanksgiving dinner is going to look like, and I am a civvy who will never have the cool stories to tell that you tend to pick up in the military.

All I get is cheap, single-serving food and cheap, many-serving cases of beer. And depression. And porn. I guess having 24-hour access to porn is the biggest advantage of not being in the military.

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>>8151523

Woo the same unfunny images that get posted in every one of these /b/ tier threads...

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I've posted this before on /ck/ but I'm gonna post again.

It's a Wendy's and there's no pictures

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what is the best rye, pic relate

Why are there whiskeys, scotches, and bourbons, and then it says all of that on the label anyway???

>>8125698
Drinking bulleit bourbon for the last 2 days. Recently really enjoyed Bookers, and found angels envy way too fuckin sweet.

954 here. Bump

>>8155846
Hobo stove
Dried n canned food
Precooked semiperishables like bread n crackers
Grillin

>>8155846
Also you can melt vaseline and candle wax together, fill a tuna can with a tight spiral of cardboard, pour the melted mess over it, and light it on fire later for DIY sterno