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>>8510800
I've never strongly wondered, but I wouldn't turn down eating human as long as it was cooked and I wasn't going to get in trouble.

Can't say that I have but they did a test where they cooked human flesh and since it's illegal to eat, they put it in a machine that can differentiate various aromas and then report what it resembles the most. After the study the concluded that human would taste like a combination of chicken, beef, and lamb I believe. The perfect combination of meats. You can probably find the video on youtube

>>8510800
Didn't realize dubs btw

floridafag here.

Had the wonderful opportunity to be among the first to try this. I knew this would release countrywide as it would be pure evil not to unleash this godly creation.

>>8510731
it's just a Denali Mac. we've had them for literally years.

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>>8510723
No such wondrous creation here in Bongland , we just get the standard halal version

>>8510606
Scramblargs and chicken nuggers?
That's fine.

Am I on Facebook

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I made this. Schweineschnitzel, home made egg noodles and bagged salad which turned out to be just lettuce so I grated a carrot on it. It was okay for a quick weeknight meal. The lemon slices aren't a garnish but to actually squeeze the juice over it to make it better. (in my opinion, better)

You live in europe, dipshit, it's not uncommon to simply visit one of the other 90 cities within 5 miles of you to get different food or meats or whatever.

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>buying meat/cheese at the supermarket

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>>8510138
>having to go to a different city to buy meats

>>8510091
Why did you let rabbits shit on your pizza?

>>8510091
Looks disgusting

>>8508662
that's not a watermelon

>why do people like a mild, sweet fruit that's can be grown easily or bought cheaply?

Gee I wonder

Why do normal people like things that crippled autists like me hate?

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>>8506609
Starting with one of my favourite vodkas, goddamn liquid gold. Cooking some pork neck with it tomorrow.

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>>8506609
Smoked wings, 13 zł per kg

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>>8506609
Octopus at 22zł/kg about a quarter of the price my fishmonger wanted in London

shut up

>>8513453
Is that an authentic dish?

Late 17th century Britain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCfx98Ei5lM&index=19&list=PL43578495DCF519A0

Revolutionary France:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQlanfOun64&index=25&list=PL43578495DCF519A0

>>8513449
Unrateable

>>8513458
Yeah it was very good

>>8513449
REEEE/10

>>8513263

How fat are you?

Why not just use a 85/15 ratio of whole milk to actual cream?

What is the point of this product?

>>8513263

>one quart

What is the point of this unit of measurement?

Scrubbing baked-on chicken skin off a rack is a pain in the dick.

Do what you want, nigga

#YOLO

>>8513238
is that the only reason? psh.. i want my crispy chicken sides

>>8513142
How about you just help them instead of being a retard too

>>8513167
How the fuck do you help someone who can't wait for a pot of water to boil before adding pasta to it? Apart from just doing all their cooking for them.

Before my father passed away last year, he always had this annual tradition of making quiche.

Now this particular thing was a phenomenon as he refused to cook any other time. When asked he would just reply that he burns shit and didn't have the patience to learn after working all day.

But every year on January 1st he'd put an apron on and without so much as even glancing at a cookbook, would start fluffing eggs, dicing ham, all the shit you'd normally do for a good quiche.

And it always came out baked to perfection. I mean it had everything you'd expect from a fucking 5-star chef to make for breakfast.
>Flakey golden crust
>Warm, melted cheese that was browned just enough to still have that unique toasted taste
>The quiche itself was light and fluffy with chunks of ham making it very filling despite only being enough for maybe 3 or 4 people

I never did find out if he really didn't know how to cook anything else or just always hid his powerlevel. My biggest regret was never getting the recipe.

they're horrible raw

either bake them into banana bread or fry them

if you have a deep fryer banana chips are nice and easy too

That isn't banana ice cream.

>>8512569
>they're horrible raw

Child, please.

>>8512568
Banana frozen dessert .

>hot dog in a bun
>tastes good

>bun in a hotdog
>tastes bad

hmmm

Putting hot dogs in your buns - good

>>8512461
>turkey dog, chili (w/o beans), shredded cheese, diced onion, couple dabs of hot sauce, no bun, all in a bowl

One of my manchild favorites.

So the boiling water doesn't raise and spill everywhere

so the evil spirits can leave the noodlies

>>8512171
Noodles are designed for retarded Americans. If the pot was covered an American retard might wander off and forget that he's cooking