Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 1520. page

>>8502798
Yes.
It's called death, dipshit.

>>8502798
No fucking shit, your body can't get the nutrients it needs to survive without eating.

>>8502798
Of course dummy

No that's an Avocado

>>8502776
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>>8502776
Blabacada

Lots of bread recipes call for long rises, but those typically have less yeast and sugar. I wouldn't bother with the fridge, just make sure it's airtight.

Ideally you should know how to bake bread before serving it to guests.

>>8507193
The container has a lid on it, but there's a spout, I'm not entirely sure if it's airtight. I'll just seal it with plastic wrap and leave it on my counter. Sound good?

>>8507203
bake that loaf now, see if there's anything wrong with it

make it again tomorrow if it turns out fine

>>8507164

Hey fuck you. Avocados are awesome! I don't know what the hell you even mean by real American diet. You're probably just angry because you're fat and seeing people eat vegetables makes you angry because they aren't a fat slob like you. I'm no fucking vegan, but I certainly think people should eat healthy.

>>8507164
By not being able to afford good fresh vegetables during off season US production. Thanks, Drumpf! Guess I'll go have a McFuckyou and dye my face orange!

>>8507164
I think I might also have to start baiting /ck/ as I know a lot about cooking but I am diametrically opposed to the pervading board culture.

>>8507042
That looks atrocious. How old is that pizza?

>fork
>dried out sauce
>unidentifiable orange substance

0/10

You should have taken the pic before eating all the anchovies.

Just stop

>>8506988
why? I genuinely just want to make my shitty food a little better, what's wrong with that?

>>8506993
Hi ck I never really come here but let me post the longest running forced meme on this board

Next time deep fry your ravioli.

I'm not sure if meat or cheese ravioli would be worse

Or was it, like Chef Boyardee

>>8506743
No it was frozen Meijer cheese ravioli. It was terrible I pretty much scooped off all the chili and awkwardly ate it off a plate with a fork

I got fired from a job once for calling a guy I worked with kimchi.

It's not really worth it unless you're making a huge batch, just go to the asian market and buy some.

>>8506603

Kimchi is fermented, not pickled.

>>8506562
Becel® made this sammich.

Good sandwiches are not made, they're bought, if you ever make your own sandwich it will taste like shit but it will be great if you buy it from a sandwich making establishment

>>8506587
This is the dumbest fucking nonsense. Please off yourself and anyone else that parrots it

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>>8506537
Sell them some Chip Butty

Considering you'd be doing it in the city, I'm sure there are some permits required.

>>8506537

You'll likely need a bunch of permits, and some kind of inspection of the quality of your food.

I'm not an expert on the subject, but this seems like a pretty bad idea. There's a ton of non-cold lunch options in these areas that are better for a lunch break.

You're basically expecting people to buy a lunch they could pack themselves that they then... microwave in their break room? Seems silly.

>>8506409
live fast die young soft cunt

I like to consume my entire caloric allotment for the day before 5am

>>8506778
>Eating breakfast before sunrise
Fucking Muslims

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I prefer crab. Tastes pretty much the same and also a lot cheaper.

Lobster is a shit meme.

>>8506175
No, crab is superior and much cheaper. The exception to this are things like squat lobsters who iirc aren't even lobsters technically speaking.

The fiber vegetables in your instant noodles might slow down digestion a bit and prevent blood sugar spikes and keep you fuller for longer.

Fuck i want some bok choi right now.

>>8505979
Are you that fucking stupid ? How do you people even stay alive being this dumb ?

>>8505979
What are you even asking?

>>8505208

I like prunes. My wife likes prunes. Our kids like prunes. Prune juice is shit, but prunes are fucking tasty.

>>8505208
It is a laxative

>>8505208

>being this retarded

>>8505182

Best way to enjoy camembert is deep fried with cranberry jam. Fucking heaven.

>>8505182
frenchman here, camembert is a B Tier cheese to me, but since it's the most popular by far I assume it can't be bad

Since I don't like it I haven't experimented too much with it, but I've seen restaurants in the north that were roasting it and serving it with dried fruits and my family seemed to like it

Another frenchfag here for ya

A good farmer's camenbert au lait cru is goat tier
But since you amerifags are never gonna lay a hand on one of these, you can try cutting the upper crust off your store-bought camembert, putting some honey and thyme in there, then placing the crust back and get it nice gold n melt in the oven
Will still be a nice dish even with a poor quality cheese