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post-NEET so pls be gentle.
-carrot, broccoli, mushroom
-can o beans
-three cheese pasta
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>>8517975
Deadbeatdad/10
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>>8517975
Looks edible but it's nothing more than boiled pasta and warmed up beans.
Small beginnings anon.
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>>8517975
Where can I get a coffee pot for the dollhouse I'm building like yours?
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So /ck/, why are you still making mashed potatoes when jacket potatoes are the clearly superior choice?
When making mashed potatoes, you have to:
>peel the potatoes
>cut the potatoes
>boil the potatoes
>mash the potatoes
>add milk and butter
>mix it all together
With jacket potatoes you have to:
>prick the potato with a fork
>stick it in the oven at 200 degrees C for an hour
Jacket potatoes are also
>healthier because the skin contains nutrients and fiber
>tastier
>you get to enjoy the nice crispy skin
>more versatile, you can have chilli on a jacket potato but you can't have chilli with mashed potatoes
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All right, I'll bite... I've never before heard the term "jacket potato".
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>>8517805
Me either. Baked potatoes are good and all, but they're really just a vehicle for sour cream
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Because Im an adult and can have potatoes anyway Id like them
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Hey there ck/, I've recently began drinking Marley's Mellow Mood... does anyone know of any other relaxation drinks available?
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>>8517695
I heard that stuff gives you a buzz or some shit. What does it taste like and what are the effects it has on you?
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>>8517713
It does nothing, and it tastes like an Arnold Palmer except replace the lemonade with water and the iced tea with shittier iced tea.
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>>8517720
Copy that. Thanks anon.
I ate a rare steak about an hour ago for the very first time and I feel sleepy and content, like I want to go outside and sleep next to a bonfire.
What is this magic?
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Nice blog. Go call your mom and tell her you're a man now.
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>>8517542
It's the salmonella starting to kick in. I'd go to the hospital if I was you.
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>>8517542
I wouldn't have done it a year ago, I was into well done. You're just growing up.
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Are your mornings spiritual anon? I consider mine I time of introspection, silence and meditation. I achieve this by drinking tea.
My favorite tea is Ceylon, what's the best brand of Ceylon tea can I buy off of Amazon?
What would go well with tea in the morning? Probably some sort of sweet I imagine. Any suggestions?
Describe how you start your day.
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Yeah, mine are pretty spiritual. I achieve this by drinking the vodka left in my glass from last night and smoking a cigarette in the bath tub.
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>>8517295
>Describe how you start your day.
First thing usually involves staggering bleary eyed to the bathroom to take a massive shit.
>time of introspection, silence and meditation
In a way I too do that.
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>>8517295
>be me
>wake up
>mumble various curse words under my breath
>walk to bathroom
>step on miniature thomas train
>get to bathroom on 1 1/2 feet
>piss
>brush teeth
>shit
>go back to room
>step on different miniature Thomas train
>put on clothes
>walk to front door with wary eye for miniature Thomas train
>put on work boots
>take off one boot and remove miniature Thomas train
>put boot back on
>get in work truck
>drive to work
That's my average morning...
Do you use your bread ties like a patrician or do you spin the bag and tuck it under like a manchild?
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>>8517237
At the point where spinning it is an option then the bread tie isn't necessary and you're just being an autist
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When I'm one third in, I throw the tie away and give it a spin. More than halfway in, I just flip it over.
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>>8517237
ALWAYS tie it.
My son spins it under like the man child he is. Drives me fucking NUTS.
ITT: pleb filters
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>>8517010
>doesn't like avocados
>thinks people are plebs for liking them
Sorry they don't taste like Heinz ketchup
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Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
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>>8517010
onions
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Chocolate milk from the store or home-made from powder?
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Powder
I knew someone that worked at the dairy and his description of chocolate milk being made was a enough to make me puke
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>>8516948
I like to drink chocolate milk made with powder while I listen to my stepdad have sex with my mom
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>>8516979
Yeah just stop there its not like anyone wants to hear what he said
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I'm breaking my 30 day fast today. Was doing it to reset my body kinda, and also because I've been a miserable wreck since my girlfriend dumped me like a month ago. Tonight I have a date with a classmate. Where should I take her? It'll be in Chicago so I have a lot to choose from. I was thinking either Cuban or maybe an overpriced Italian joint
>inb4 hurrr you'll get a stomach ache because you've been fasting for so long
I don't give a shit
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>>8516762
How fat are you?
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I have a hard time believing you haven't eaten in 30 days and continue to even go to class, let alone have arranged a date with a classmate but I say take her to BW3
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>>8516774
I was 220, now, factoring in the weight gain after I start eating again due to waterweight, I'm probably 200-210
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There's nothing quite like a Subway sandwich. Am I wrong?
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>>8516699
>puts disgusting shit on sandwich
>talks about how disgusting sandwich is
I don't mind subway. I load it up with every vegetable and just use some yellow mustard. my sandwiches don't look like they were at a bukake party.
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>>8516712
Do you really have to say bukkake "party"? I doubt their are many solemn bukkake gatherings these days, I think the party atmosphere is just implied.
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>>8516699
>Italian BMT, lettuce, tomatoes; banana peppers, pickles, and black olives, with hot sauce and house sauce
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This is Heinz Tomato Ketchup. Say something nice about it!
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>>8516668
It's a great source of sugar
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I love they way you make my pork chops and beef steaks taste Heinz tomato ketchup
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I'm from Pittsburgh where this shit comes from so yeah it's guud.
Does anyone else enjoy oven watching?
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>>8516639
Yes
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>>8516639
That can actually give you cancer.
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I love beef jerky but it is expensive to purchase at stores, and would like to make my own.
Right now I am choosing which dehydrator to purchase, and I am probably gonna get this one.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008H2OELY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
Would appreciate any form of beef jerky advice! It's going to be my first time making it.
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http://www.instructables.com/id/Box-Fan-Jerky/
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It's a better option than dehydrator's because there's no heating element in them and that ends up cooking the meat. This drys it naturally and it's how Alton Brown does it.
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>>8516694
>it's how Alton Brown does it.
I thought he uses a box fan, furnace filters and bungee cord
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Happy Chinese New Year, folks.
What are you all cooking today?
What would you recommend to cook?
What foods will bring you luck or fortune?
Post dishes, pictures, and general New Year shenanigans.
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FUCK!
ITS TODAY?!?
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Gonna make me some them Pork buns tonight
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>>8516847
post pictures of joocy inside of bun pls
love pork buns. our china town is small in my city and most of the bakeries I grew up with closed down
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why are electric stoves so fucking shit?
takes ages to heat up, lack of consistency, the lowest setting is still too hot if i want to just simmer a bit
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You're not using Viking Range technology.
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>>8516440
Have you used an electric stove made after 2000?
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Stoves like pic related are shit, yeah, but the induction cooktop I've got is great. Boiling water for pasta etc. takes like two minutes and it has 10 different settings.