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>>8515951
Kek you're a fag

>>8515951
you already know what you need, go get it

>>8515953
Thank you.

How about not being a fucking idiot, setting a timer, not leaving the room or not being a fucking idiot?

>>8515825
Being in the kitchen while shit is cooking on the stove

>>8515831
But what's the point of setting a timer in the kitchen if I'm in another room watching TV or shitposting?

>>8515808
Normies are disgusting, OP. There's a guy at my work that eats absolutely nothing other than burgers and hot dogs, and refuses to go out to restaurants that don't serve one of those things, or even restaurants that do serve them but are too "weird".

I must have gotten lucky because my roommates are in really good shape and eat unordinarily healthy for college students

I just kinda stick to a poor man's diet, which is kinda what you'd expect
>pasta
>burgers
>rice&beans + sautéed veg
>homemade calzones
>salads
>store brand yogurt with nuts & oats
>potatoes
>eggs
>bacon

Throw in some tortilla chips and fresh salsa and I'm good for a month maybe more

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>>8515815

>>8515593
I'm actually watching S13 E8 Fermentation Nation right now!

My favorite episode from an entertainment standpoint was definitely Behind the Eats

any episode that doesnt have the kid in it

All of them Suck because Alton brown is a faggot

I dont understand how ameritrumps can like this guy

Wasabi peas/beans

>>8515445

Your mom pays my nuts $2000 a year

Nuts are good for you, though.
If you need help cutting back a little, portion them out. Get the tiny tiny plastic containers and measure out an ounce or two of nuts in each one.

How are you old enough to even use a computer?

>>8515333

No dude he said wa la so it must be worth trying

>>8515329
1. grab a hot batonette and slice it in half
2. spread with butter
3. add some sliced Rosette de Lyon
4. wala

Alternatively omit the butter and replace it with some laguiole and jam

Not a body builder but a fat cunt who decided to quit eating greasy food and eventually became vegetarian after slowly becoming sickened by meat here...

I tend to eat quinoa, tofu, chickpeas,
lentils, black beans and spinach for protein with a side of veggies.

A nice simple meal idea is a bowl with quinoa with sautéed kale and a side of steamed carrots and broccoli. Seasons the quinoa and cook it in veg stock for extra flavour. Sauté the kale with a bit of olive oil and some garlic.

Pretty much do that but add a different protein source each time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4

Things like this are objective proof that human's were never meant to consume meat.

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not even close

>>8515293
Guaran-fucking-tee he got that from a rare and expensive source.

>>8515294
The nearby grocery store he got it from is likely neither. Shoo, shoo.

Why senpai

>>8515058
Battered and deep fried

>>8515058
Hahaha placenta! Gross anon why would you eat that!!! xD

I've never had a room mate I wasn't sleeping with.

Maybe you should give that a try.

>>8515039
Inb4 op rapes his roommate

>Midnight soup-cooking sesh
>Check what I have and what I need
>Need more ingredients
>Drive to 24/7 supermarket
>Buy ingredients
>Make soup
>Be glad I have a house to myself

By definition, there's nothing between 1 and 0 Scoville units.

scoville heat is a chemical reaction, one that the body adapts to over time. a person who has had virtually no spicy food in their diet will experience even the slightest amount of heat several times hotter than you will, to the point that your example could be hotter to them than a scotch bonnet sauce could be to you.

>>8514883
They are total pussies

>post things you aren't aware of

>>8515275
People who like OP. And Indian styled pizza.

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>Tfw no comfy cook show with bbw host.

Why is this alllowed? There are literally none.

>>8514836

No one wants to be reminded that the recipes will turn you into a disgusting hamplanet

>>8514826

This is the comfiest show I've ever seen honestly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e70ZhxQmQmY

I fall asleep to it sometimes. I love Jacques Pepin. I am saving up to buy one of his paintings. He's the best. The father I never had.

Don't neglect to take them out of the skin first.

>>8514819

I was going to say that...

very subtle bait, but this can literally kill you. a very easy way to send people you hate to the hospital.

>>8514700
Yeah that pepper looks delicious but why is it next to a bear sized dog treat?

Looks dry, chewy, overly fatty to the point of not being able to taste anything else, and like heartburn after three bites, so no.

>>8514700
too much meat/10