What would /ck/ order?
>>8513668
Some fucking bullshit where's the nachos, chicken wings, mozzarella sticks.
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Fried oysters and duck breast.
nothing. it's all too expensive and prob cooked incorrectly
Visiting Los Angeles for a couple weeks. Where can I get the best pizza? I'm staying mainly in Pasadena/Glendale area so any great place there is appreciated. I've heard mamas in south Pasadena is good but appreciate any recommendations! Thanks!
>>8513594
LA isn't a particularly good place for pizza (or Italian in general). Safest bet would be one of Batali's Mozza places. Not cheap though.
Check out Old Town Pizza. Not a huge pizza guy, but I really like it there.
It's in Monrovia which is close to Pasadena.
Mulberry Street Pizza in Beverly Hills has the closest thing to New York Pizza on the west coast if you end up near the Hollywood area.
What does /ck/ think of the chicken connoisseur rudeboi?
If the chicken is good enough for a black feller, I reckon it's good enough for me
>>8513364
BLOOD SENPAI BLOOD SENPAI BLOOD SENPAI
>>8513364
He's our guy
Very often while cooking in my oven I run into the problem where an absolutely huge amount of water leaks out of the food and refuses to evaporate. Last week I wanted to have some cod fillets but after I took them out after the time specified in the recipe they were nearly submerged in water.
Am I doing something wrong here or is my oven broken?
Use racks
Your oven is supposed to come with a door on it.
>>8513358
take the water out before
i use a straw
>slam knife into cutting board because they think the tapping sound makes them seem professional
>taste nothing
>don't preheat ovens
>overcook everything
ITT things beginners do that drive you crazy
>>8513323
When are you paying attention to other people cooking?
Complaining about other beginners is the most annoying thing they do imo.
I hate it when they do the things they see TV chefs do, but have no idea why they're doing it. For instance, rapidly whisking things that don't need to be rapidly whisked or thinking it's a good thing when there's a flare-up in the pan.
Is McDonald's trying to slowly rebrand itself as a coffee house? Is it Starbucks of the future. Will people in 2100 have forgotten that they mainly used to sell burgers and fries?
>>8513291
>is it the Starbucks of the future?
if mcdonalds was trying to be like Starbucks, they wouldn't make their coffee taste so good.
>mcdonald's
>2100
>>8513296
lol came in to make what I was formulating to be something along the lines of this
McDonald's has good coffee and has for a long time - since before Starbucks was even a thing. They've just recently realized that customers are actually aware of this though.
Who the fuck puts bread in fridge?
People who don't eat bread often and live in hot, humid climates.
>sprouted
>>8513243
That ain't bread famalam. That's some kind of hippie allergy nonsense for soccer moms with autistic little brats
>Tfw fucked up my hollandaise 3 times in a row and now I'm out of eggs.
how do you fuck up hollandaise
>>8513139
Easily?
Go get more
And get me some turkish figs and walnuts. Thanks
>You will never eat a cake this black
>20 years old
>living with your parents
>no job, no schooling, no friends
>its your birthday
>parents bring their neices, nephews, and other extended family members over to have a good time
>you just want to go back to your room and play video games and be alone
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
>cousins come in after playing and having a good time
>regret of a wasted life is visible on face even though eyes are shut
>this cake is alright
>>8512999
>be 25
>spend birthday alone cause no friends
>want to take birthday picture for facebook
>buy smallest cake at grocery store
>set timer on camera
>run to pick up angry cat
>force a smile
>*flash*
>die inside
>>8513012
you're cute
too bad about the cat
Having a few glasses of this tonight.
What are you drinking /ck/?
Bought a bottle of this stuff. At 24$ it's great. Better than buffalo trace imo.
>>8512948
Clonazolam
>>8512967
How's it taste? Swear I've seen this in the liquor store I frequent.
I only have $8.5K to last me for the whole month for food. What sort of groceries should I buy to make it to the end?
Reduce your Kobe beef intake by 15 ounces and you'll be good.
>>8512922
What about my beluga caviar? What am I going to put on my toast?
>>8512931
You might need to suffer the indignity of salmon roe.
rate my big fish
>blah blah blah you need to be 18 to post here
>>8512924
that's my wife's son in the background
What the fuck is wrong with you
James Townsend Thread
I love him. Make sure your suet is 100% rendered kidney fat.
sexiest man on youtube
i would let him fuck me to death
>that jar costs 90 bux
What a jew
People are selling this shit on ebay for 100 bucks a bottle. Are people really stupid enough to buy it?
>Are people really stupid enough to ___?
Yes
absolutely. i wish it was available in my town. i'd totally be reselling it
Are people really too stupid to check "sold listings" and know for sure instead of just circle-negging on 4chan?
>yes
rice is not filling
Then why am I full
>>8512111
Not for fat fucks, no.
It's A filling.