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>tfw fat
>spend a good portion of my paycheck on bingeing on junk food once a week
>buy overpriced 'healthy' food the rest of the week
>want to stop this
How do I staph doing this. Should I just buy some drugs like modafinil that will suppress my appetite so I can save more money
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>>1673052
Just eat less
Use some of your abundant willpower and it will become second nature to you.
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>>1673052
I recommend nootropics anyways, but only if you can afford it. If you want cheap food ramen and bulk pop tarts never fails. Also anything from the dollar menu
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>buy overpriced 'healthy' food the rest of the week
Fruits, carrots, lettuce, broccoli and various greens shouldn't cost you more than fast food, fattie.
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>Work your entire life, saving diligently and investing your money in index funds
>some fucking boris steals your identity and all your money
>Bank refuses to help you for some retarded reason so you're left sitting fiddling your balls with your entire life savings gone
What can we do to prevent this?
This is my biggest fear ever.
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>>1673045
Realize that owning things is only an illusion.
Now move out into the woods and become a monk
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>>1673045
Buy gold.
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>>1673059
Physical gold can be more easily stolen.
Where would I keep a lifesavings worth of gold?
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Hey /biz/. What sort of career and lifestyle arrangement would I need if I'm interested in dating and fucking shitloads of women? No escorts and no gold diggers; just romantic, non-monogamous relationships. Do I necessarily have to be a PUA instructor, go full Dan Bilzerian, or at least make some form of passive income and work something that involves traveling? Do people who work in creative and artistic professions have the spare time devoted to adventurous philandering?
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>>1673015
Go back in time 10 minutes and figure out why your question is retarded. I'll have a list of possible career choices after you come back.
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>>1673029
I'm back.
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>>1673015
A gigolo. The thing that closest matches your self-contradicting fantasy is to be a gigolo like Rubirosa was
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Can we get an employer /mischief/ thread going here?
>be me
>run a business
>one of my employees phones in telling me they've got a "fever" and can't come to work today
>tell him he'll lose his job if he doesn't
>mfw he actually turns up to work, with bloodshot eyes, looks like a zombie and is barely able to move
>tell him to get to work
>he gets to work like an obedient slave but his illness clearly makes him perform unproductively
>end of day
>tell him he's fired because of his low work ethic today
>he bursts into tears like a baby
>put a new job advert on craiglist
>get 120 applicants and the position gets filled by one within 6 hours
>mfw
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>>1673013
you're a cunt
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nice LARP fagget
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>>1673013
try r9k
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What's the point of working when people commit credit card fraud and cash fake tax returns to get rich?
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>>1673010
I don't understand the laws.
Most of these people are charged with white collar crime and let lose 2 years later. Yet you have some dude with a dime bag get 10 years.
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>>1673010
try r9k
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>>1673023
>Yet you have some dude with a dime bag get 10 years.
That doesn't actually happen.
Usually they don't include that part that he had 5 previous convictions and was in again for burgularizing a home to pay for his crack addiction... just that they found some weed next to the stolen handgun and bag of heroin.
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What should I ask Santa for for Christmas?
>inb4 you
>inb4 Mariah Carey
serious answers only please, preferably something that will be useful
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A good book on a topic that interests you
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>>1673000 (checked)
thats a good idea and probably what i'll do. but i can get that any time of year really
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>>1672998
warm socks and a good book on a topic that interests you
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How do I become a trendy Tech CEO with no starting capital? 2016-12-16 07:34:56 Post No.1672986
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How do I become a trendy Tech CEO with no starting capital?
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>>1672986
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>Find a popular app.
>Hire an indian programmer to replicate it for 5$/hour.
>Claim to be the 2nd best in the market.
fucking profit you lazy idiot
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>>1672986
Well first, get some starting capital you lazy sack of shit and then create a high concept prototype (so like a idea which is really meme-ready) upload a really slick video onto the web that creates desire for this prototype, and shill and spam it on every website, and pitch to as many BussinessInsider-tier "journalistic" as possible.
What product it is? I dunno... maybe it's a robotic domestic mini-pizza oven or something memey and stupid like that.
Come on /biz/, how much money did you make today?
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3$
slow trade day
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Depends how much bitcoin rose
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>>1672981
what do you sell?
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Is it true that the SEC monitors /biz/?
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>>1672967
So? They monitor a lot of large public forums to flag non-public trading information
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shiet.. the gig is over lads.. no more shitcoin PnD's
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>>1672967
It's relatively easy to monitor /biz/. We have like 1/10 of the traffic of /pol/.
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>hello, i would like to buy 1000 units of your product
>i'll pay a little now, the rest when the shipment arrives
>chinaman: ok, deal
>shipment arrives
>don't pay or cancel credit payment
Has anyone tried this
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>trying to chink the chinks
good luck senpai
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What is /biz/'s opinion on credit card fraud?
I remember like a year ago there was a pretty big thread about it, several people on here talked about how they got involved with this shit in the past. Was really interesting to read.
But how is this as a business idea? It seems really profitable to me.
But on the otherhand it seems for faggot communist edgelords...
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>>1672944
>fraud
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>>1672944
I don't understand why there are 3 different threads about fraud.
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soros now a author lmao
https://www.amazon.de/dp/3421046328/ref=nosim?tag=wwwspiegelde-21
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>>1672924
He's been one for like 20 years you dumb piece of shit, he fucking loves Karl Popper, how can you be on a finance board and yet be so utterly oblivious to the goings on of such a large trader?
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>>1672924
The Alchemy of Finance is nearly 30 years old
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>>1672924
'How to destroy the West'
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/rg/ Robinhood General (Meme Stock General /msg/) 2016-12-16 05:16:46 Post No.1672839
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/rg/ Robinhood General (Meme Stock General /msg/)
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Full Afterburner Edition
-- Links --
Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/
memechat for redditors and commies
https://discord.gg/5k3sVzC
alternative memechat for poorfags
https://telegram.me/robinhoodgeneral
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
> When is it coming to my country?
Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, email their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
NO! THIS IS 4CHAN, A PLACE OF POLITENESS AND PROFESSIONALISM!!!
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform. -- (also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET orders!!! and Jews are not white)
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want a 2nd account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Technical analysis-
http://www.investopedia.com/termsc/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
Fundamental Analysis- Martin Shkreli finance lessons on youtube
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator
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I need memes for tomorrow
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>>1672861
GNBC
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>>1672861
DRYS and SHIP?
I don't know if DRYS is going to keep gaining but they just got a shitload of money for a small market cap of 6 million. I bought Ship when it crashed from 2.30-2.50 and was trading at 1.20 and now it's trading at 1.40. I'm hopeful it might climb up a bit more so I can sell for a nice profit, because it's been bouncing back between 1.15-1.35 for the past few days and it hasn't broken 1.40 yet.
But they also just sold 10M shares at an offereing of 1.50 to refinance debt and shit, so it could just get worse since they were doing similar things when the stock was at a higher price.
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Does anyone know anything about this? It seems like utter bullshit. Basically you can use your birth certificate to pay off debt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2x746Bo-o
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She sounds batshit insane. Although if she took on a bunch of debt and wiped it out with her birth certificate I might listen.
Oh, and she gets a bunch of shit wrong in the video, for example that the birth certificate is some sort of registration into the corporation of the US, and that contracts can't be between an individual and a corporation.
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>>1672814
It's complete baloney from some shit callled Freemen of the Land. It's not real.
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>>1672814
>I don't need a driver's license to drive my car
>I'm not a professional driver
>I'm not driving, I'm travelling
kek
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Alright, i see a lot of threads asking for advice on how to grow a small amount of money, but i want some suggestions on how to shrink my money. I have about $1,000 to play with and I really want to downsize it to about $100. What are some /biz/ approved methods?
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>>1672794
Give me $900 and I'll downsize it for you
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>>1672794
Buy STON, it will sink like a stone within few months...
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It's easy to turn money into nothing.
>Buy a car
>Give a random stranger $900 dollars
>Pay a fine
>Pay bills
>pay rent
>make payments on a boat
>buy new tires for your car