How do I become a trendy Tech CEO with no starting capital?

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>>1672986

>Find a popular app.

>Hire an indian programmer to replicate it for 5$/hour.

>Claim to be the 2nd best in the market.

fucking profit you lazy idiot

>>1672986
Well first, get some starting capital you lazy sack of shit and then create a high concept prototype (so like a idea which is really meme-ready) upload a really slick video onto the web that creates desire for this prototype, and shill and spam it on every website, and pitch to as many BussinessInsider-tier "journalistic" as possible.

What product it is? I dunno... maybe it's a robotic domestic mini-pizza oven or something memey and stupid like that.

>>1672986
Appeal to a venture capitalist/angel investor/seed investor, get a loan, or run a crowdfunding campaign.
Alternatively, get a job and save up.

Jesus this board is retarded.

>>1673132
>Alternatively, get a job and save up.
Yes, This! Why does /biz/ always forget that this is an option? (Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question)

>>1672999
I keep seeing this meme but no one will tell me how to do it irl.

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why is it here?

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>>1673175
You do it like this anon.