cold as fuck weekend edition
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They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
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Technical analysis-
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Previous Thread:
>>1672839
It's so fucking cold in Wisconsin and we got like 17 meters of snow, fuck. Apt thread name.
Anyway, I'm hoping PTN will go higher this week but not expecting it. Should be stable around the 0.50 to 0.58 range. I bought in at 0.47 to average down my total to somewhere around 0.50. If it goes to 0.50 again I'd recommend loading up.
Would it be a bad idea to buy 1000 shares of SUNEQ? That's only 90 bucks which I can certainly afford to lose. I was looking at how Six Flags stock dropped to $0.03 after they filed for bankruptcy protection and now it's up to $55 or something.
>>1675983
I'd stay away from solar due to Trump.
>I was looking at how Six Flags stock dropped to $0.03
When? The charts I'm looking at doesn't have it going that low at any point in it's history
>>1675973
PTN is easy to swing trade. The mistake people make is buying it high and then hoping for a buyout that's likely never going to happen.
What could go wrong? Basically free money for being a middle man
>>1675963
Quality control.
Not being delivered on time.
Revisions and getting things fixed.
Dealing with customers when you don't have direct control over product.
You'll mostly likely get a crappy product but I never did outsource from India. Only thing I'll outsource is the web design. I'll handle the actually back end coding.
>>1675976
Product is SHIT
What would you do if you had a spare 1k? What would you invest in to make more money?
>>1675955
I'd buy CAT, DAL, LMT, AAPL, F (or TSLA), then keep like $250 to play with options/futures/whatever you enjoy trading intradaily. That's only if we're talking about equities though.
>>1675955
>What would you do if you had a spare 1k?
spend it on booze and prostitutes
$100 worth of used non-fiction books (investing, business, etc) on amazon and $900 to a simple 60/40 portfolio
Why do F1 drivers get 10/10 girls they don't have more money than any other athlete but if you look at NBA players they get ugly chicks
>>1675919
seems like r9k would know
>>1675919
How is this a /biz/ question in anyway shape or form you permavirgin?
What are the further repercussions here and have I sabotaged my future advancement in the company?
>>1675910
what task?
was it part of your job description?
give much more info pls.
>>1675910
He probably admires you for your decision making
Youre moving up soon anon!
>>1675912
I'm an Production Line Advancement. Engineer, basically making sure all the toys on the assembly line are ok. She asked me to check all the serial numbers match up with the correct boxes. Not something I normally do so I told her fuck off. I earn 8$ per hour btw.
One word.
Skimmer.
Want to get rich? Go around to gas stations to install card skimmers to harvest credit card information by the thousand.
How's that sound to you?
>>1675869
Hello FBI
>>1675869
Sounds like something r9k might be interested in
>>1675869
Ok so why can't i just buy $10,000 worth of oil/gas tonight; store it in an isolated and cool environment. Then cover each barrel in an airtight lamination of some sort. Wait till 2025 and resell for ridiculously higher price and make it my retirement?
>>1675824
because you could have invested in kneepads instead and started sucking dick for faster profit.
>>1675824
This is a business and finance board (re: cryptocoin shilling board), we're not chemists or petrochemical engineers, why the fuck would we know how you could make it work?
>>1675824
Because gas goes bad in less than a year, even with preservatives
If I dont have $15,000 by the end of the month I will be killed by some mean dudes. Are there any ideas other than holding up a couple banks?
go to the police? flee the country? get your mom to beat them up for you?
>>1675819
Kill yourself and save them the trouble
>>1675819
Just take your punishment. They wont kill you right? I mean sure if they hurt you and rough you up a bit thats ok right?
Im not a jackass like the other posters but you need to face up to what you did. As a man.
What are the best cryptocurrencies and penny stocks to invest in?
>>1675766
>>1675766
get in
https://discord.gg/jtBmHwJ
bitcoin, ethereum, monero
>>1675766
I like to buy the dips in ANY
You don't invest in Bitcoin. It's just an alternate form of holding wealth, like gold.
You don't invest in penny stocks. You trade them, or I like to call gamble with them.
I am in debt…
2 grand with discover credit
3 grand with bestbuy credit
5 grand with mastercard credit
1 grand with my brother
300 with paypal credit
I pay 586.86 monthly in car
I get around 2 grand each month.
Problem is fucking food…lunch is 8-9 bucks for fucks sake and I get a 3 dollar cup of coffee every day.
Fucking help me, /biz/. What can I eat every day to fucking stop spending so much god damn money…
>>1675736
did you try r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwxw6oHSmR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvveZr0D_9Y
>>1675736
File chapter 11 bankruptcy and reevaluate how you're living your life. If you are going to continue to be an idiot racking up thousands in credit debt, skip straight to chapter 7 and sell off your assets.
can you make a living off a literature degree writing fiction?
>>1675722
You can make a living writing fiction about a popular tv star.
>>1675722
You can make a living foraging for berries in a forest
>>1675722
Yes. how the fuck you make that a reality I haven't the foggiest, but it is possible and has been repeated time and time again.
Becoming a Pro Gamer
Honest thread: what does it take to become a pro gamer? Specifically:
What games are profitable, and which is most profitable?
How much time would you have to dedicate to training, traveling, etc?
How would one join a pro team?
How much of going "pro" comes from rigorous training vs luck vs natural ability?
What are the high and low ends of learning potential?
>>1675631
I was thinking about this (i have nothing but time), but when you figure these guys play 14 hours a day - most are working for minimum wage, or less. I suppose that's the tradeoff from playing video games for a living.
nothing to do with business...
>>1675631
>What games are profitable, which is most profitable
Look at twitch by game, the games with the most active streamers, viewers and subs would be most profitable
>How much time to dedicate
A solid 8-12 hours every day
>How would one join a pro team
By being good at the game and building a reputation; Kissing ass of influential people in each community
>How much from training vs natural ability
Like anything, it's a split 50/50 unless you are super dedicated or super naturally able.
>High and low ends
Be wary of wanting to be a pro gamer, it's not a sustainable career. If you haven't found some form of success before the age of 16 you most likely won't at all. By the time you're in your mid 20s you are basically ancient and contending with young faggots with better reflexes.
Avoid this career path.
$787
nocoiners are fucking dumb
>>1675629
Forget Bitcoin think about Sasha Ivanov and the scam called Waves
>>1675629
But cryptos have no intrinsic value. Doesn't matter what you buy them at, you are buying literally nothing.
>>1676342
>cryptos have no intrinsic value
>guaranteed replies
>there are multi-millionaire subhuman ex-farmer peasant chinks with double digit IQs running around with Ferraris, Lambos, and Mclarens while attending Stanford, UCLA, Harvard and Yale
>all because their grandma lived on prime real estate 20 years ago in Shanghai and Shenzhen which the CCP gave them millions of corrupt dirty money to develop
>or because of nefarious trade deals and manufacturing jobs leaving the USA and going to China
>meanwhile 99.9% of /biz/ is dirt poor
How do you feel about this, /biz/?
Glad to not be subhuman
>>1675567
It makes me feel like I don't care because I have enough money to be happy.
I don't need millions.
>>1675567
Good for them? Anyone who is jealous is just that. A jealous piece of shit. They didnt make a penny of their money so driving around a lambo like they worked their ass off for it is an L on their part.
> Amazon Go
> McDonald's Kiosk
> Uber self driving cars.
Best way to prepare for 1930? 2018 EDITION.
>>1675522
>move to Maine
>get a job in lumber
>that's it
you'll be safe from the riots at least
>>1675526
Dude. Explain? Actual a thing?
What do you figure is going to happen?