Alright, i see a lot of threads asking for advice on how to grow a small amount of money, but i want some suggestions on how to shrink my money. I have about $1,000 to play with and I really want to downsize it to about $100. What are some /biz/ approved methods?
>>1672794
Give me $900 and I'll downsize it for you
>>1672794
Buy STON, it will sink like a stone within few months...
It's easy to turn money into nothing.
>Buy a car
>Give a random stranger $900 dollars
>Pay a fine
>Pay bills
>pay rent
>make payments on a boat
>buy new tires for your car
>>1672794
I like where this thread is going.
Well done OP
>>1672794
can't be done
>>1672794
Spend $900 on an escort. Im so serious pay for some really good sex, that is sexy as fucking hell.
>>1672794
Very easy to do that by leveraged trading.
buy ETH
buy 900 dollars worth of kneepads and lip balm
>>1672794
take out your $1000 in 10x $100 dollar bills.
cut out a "0" everywhere on your dollar bills where you see a "100."
buy bitcoins, works like a charm