Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 731. page

>>18590715
I recommend the same thing I recommend to every virgin over 25: for the love of god, get a hooker. if you're worried about legality, find your way to Vegas if you can, but most of the time, hookers are safe and discreet.

just don't fall in love with her or try to date her or some shit. she's just providing a service to you for money. it's what all women do (provide services to you in exchange for resources), but they're just a lot more explicit and honest about it. The transaction will help you understand women more and will help reduce your pent up sexuality.

good luck, OP.

>>18591073
What about female virgins >25?

>>18592167
just find a >25 male virgin and make it happen.

>>18590693
You don't have to be gangsta to be a rapper anymore, anon.

50 Cent owns vitamin water and Drake had an in-ground pool

do you have soundcloud? post it here.

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>>18590693
You need to have overwhelming confidence and a bit charisma to be a rapper. You're going to have to kill yourself.

>>18590693
can you create lyrics? is your target demographic able to relate to them? can you actually sing them? can you arrange them into a format that you can fix with autotune if you can't sing?

It's the same as achieving anything in life, you have to work at it, fail, and repeat.

>>18590671
Dress as a trap, get him drunk, get fugged in the butt

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>>18590686
But I'm not twink like enough

>>18590671
Have enough drinks to get buzzed but dont go past that, maintain that buzz

Enjoy your newfound ease with talking to people

buump

>>18590664
It's a shit pic but I don't think you're balding.

You should however cut it anyway because guys look like shit with long hair.

>>18590845
>t. Jealous guy with shitty genes and early balding

>>18590607
A crisp $100 bill in a thank you card. Or however much you were going to give him in vouchers.

something simple, but also a note saying that you thank him for doing his job as it is VERY hard and the bullshit involved in that job tips the cup.

>>18590607
good for you OP

not all profession get credited the way they should.
nice when you get people who put pride in their work.

As for your question, either visa giftcard, a nice thank you card with cash inside, or perhaps a hand chosen bottle of wine or liquor.

That depends. How important is your girlfriend's health and wellbeing in this situation?

Kill yourself instead

Just have her go to planned parenthood?

>>18590591
For me, if I was nervous, and a guy started rubbing my arm or putting his arm around me, it would make things worse.

I feel comfort in having my boundaries/bubble respected. The more its respected, the more I feel comfortable and the closer I get.

Every girl is different though. I find touch adversive generally unless its with guy who I trust.

Its normal to be nervous on a first date. Even with obviously good guys on a first date, id still get nervous. :)

>>18590616
I agree with this. It takes me a while to warm up to guys, even if I know I like them and find them attractive right off the bat. It's scary letting people get close to me, so when they do it when I'm not ready, I can get a little freaked out and withdraw.

Then again, I have no clue how long it would've been when my boyfriend and I had our first kiss if he hadn't done it. I was paralyzed with fear and scared it was gonna scar me like my first kiss ever did

>>18590616

After the first date ended though, she hugged me and i kissed her, which she was really happy about since she gave me a bunch back.

She also drops hints that she wants to fugg me at least twice a day. She doesn't seem afraid to get physical at all, but for some reason she said she 'gets nerves' when she's around me.

>>18590562
>I am losing my faith in love and relationships already

Why? Making out/Fucking are just activities that people can do together. You should also do other shit, but what's wrong with hooking up?

>>18590562
>Reconnect with 3 girls from high school
>All were acting super friendly and adamant to hang out
>2 explicitly state they want sex with me
>1 invites me to her bed to cuddle and is clearly making attempts for me to advance
>I reject all because I wasn't interested in sex at the time
>2 "friend zone" me after saying they wanted sex and I didn't give it
>the other one I haven't heard from since that night where I didn't make a move
Sluts man, I tell ya. It's all good now though, found a girl who doesn't mind not hooking up. Women act like men now and it's gross.

>>18590562
because liberalism. no, I'm not from /pol/. it's just a fact of life. give people the liberty to live however they want, and they'll fuck up the finer details, like you're describing.

remain unscathed, OP. don't sacrifice your values to some thot out of weakness. these days men and women alike are stuck as children. people (including you) need to prove they are adults.

>>18590553

Go to new places, meet new people, try new things. That's the only way to change.

>>18591443
continually bumping this thread is the only surefire way to cure what ails you

>>18590553
What traits make you like an old man?

>>18590514
I fap at least once per day. Horny teen boys fap even more having opportunity and free time to do so. Every girl knows this as well.

All you need to do is to keep asking your "gf" on dates, do some stupid romantic gestures, hand holding, cuddling and once she let you, fuck her hard like your life is dependant on it.

Dont overthink problems and do what feels natural. And yes, girls want the sex too and often schlick too. They just pretend they dont to gain upper hand in dating game.

Unless she asks, dont tell. But know that you dont build relationship on lies. Good luck!

You've made a good point. But the problem is that I don't want to just have sex with her. I would prefer to build something with her...maybe after, we could slowly become more sexual. I basically don't want to rush into anything.

>>18590645
Severe case of overthinking. Just be nice, friendly, flirt and see what will happen. No you cant break things with sex. She is either into you or isnt.

There is no point is denying sex when both of you want it badly. Go with the flow and enjoy.

>>18590487
What did you expect?

>>18590495
atleast a 4/10? like im a 6/10 but she is a solid 1/10

You should not crush on random voices from videogames, that's what you should do, baka.

>>18590477
>I'm starting to think that this doesn't seem fair and balanced
A relationship isn't a transaction.

>>18590477
>What are your thoughts?

That she had a life before meeting you. That it's not "unfair" because there are no rules about the amount of friends and the gender of each.

>>18590477
> she has friends
Dear god leave now that's some serious red flag material

Don't be a jealous dib shit OP
Put some trust in your gf
Otherwise you will be left alone
She chose to be with you not the other guys she texts. They are her beta orbiters. Take her out with them around and show them she is yours.

>don't post very specific threads
>don't post very vague threads
>don't post boring threads
>don't make a thread then disappear
>post bait

>What does it take to make a thread that gets more than 4-5 replys on 4chan?
Lurk

>>18590475
What makes bait good?

>>18590457

Yes, you have metal in it.

Stop trying to eat fucking cars, bruh. Don't even taste that good.

>>18590457
No,just looks like a normal guy.

>>18590457
it looks like you have no lips. thats what gets me about it

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>>18590456
Not really.

On the other hand, dont you have something better to do worth your free time than slowly but surely turning into junkie? And remember a lot of firms like to do random drug tests just to piss of their employees.

I usually do it most nights to help me sleep. I don't think it's bad. I just wouldn't do it during the day because I want to be productive.

>>18590456
It's all fun and games until you're sucking black cock behind Burger King for a roach.