for a very long time my mother would give me money for a haircut and i would keep the leftover money (usually 3 dollars). since i've never went out or bought anything with physical money, the dollars would just pull up. this is left me with a bizarre problem.
i have 59 dollars in just ones and i have no clue what to do with it. i dont want to get it transferred at the bank because it would be very weird to go through that many ones but i dont know else to do
help?
>>18590160
It's not weird I went in the bank with a jar of pennies once
>>18590160
Just go to the bank. I get tips from work and trade in ~100 $1 bills about once every two months and it's not weird, they put it through a machine to count it.
>>18590160
Trust me, the bank teller has seen weirder things and won't care at all. Seriously?
if a 14 year old kiddo asks for child porn, is that a crime ? (my brother did it just 3 mins ago in reddit and right now im beating the fuck out of him sick fuck)
>>18590155
It probably will get his dad in trouble regardless.
asking for child porn isn't a crime itself I think? Still really fucking dumb and should be deleted asap
>>18590155
Just tell your parents
At some Friday work schindig.
Some woman I barely see but can tell doesn't like me is looking at me from across the room at one point talking to another girl and says:
"That gives the word ballet a whole new meaning."
I'm wearing black "ballet flats" today, but honestly -- wtf is that comment supposed to mean?
I would like some advice please!
>>18590142
Could be calling you gay or something? How did you get into a situation where someone doesn't like you at work?
>>18590210
I don't know I've never even talked to her and don't work with her. She's a catty person. Actually, she is gay.
I don't know what it could mean really? She is trying to call me fat or something? That's all I could think of, but I don't know much about ballet. Also, I'm not fat and there are plenty of fat people in our office that wear similar shoes.
She's just very catty toward me in the rare times I do encounter her. But it's really bugging me that she said that.
i can't tell if i'm an alcoholic. i drink almost everyday and always to get drunk and pass out/fall asleep. i'm a better, more honest and creative person when drunk so i always strive for that. but every one tells me i should get help. i don't think it's that bad. any one relate?
>>18590103
>i drink almost everyday and always to get drunk and pass out/fall asleep.
Yes, you are an alcoholic.
if youre asking this question you probably know that answer. how long has it been since you last didn't drink?
>>18590103
Seek help anon. This isn't healthy at all. It's a drain on your financial resources, a drain on your mental resources (will start to damage your brain at some point), and a drain on your physical resources (will affect your health at some point)
Thinking about starting a youtube channel where I do music/tv/movie/game reviews and talk about those industries.
Any tips for getting initial viewership?
How should I promote myself (preferably in a non-spammy way)
How should I go about monetization?
At what point should I chase sponsorships?
What equipment do I NEED to have?
Any tips on SEO or tags?
How often should I upload and how long should my reviews be?
I really want to start off and hit the ground running with this, I have about 6 hours of time that I can dedicate to this and it seems like alot of fun.
I'd like to be able to make atleast enough money to buy a new game every month and pay netflix.
>>18590085
>millions of channels on YouTube
>only 100 actually make livable money
Enjoy wasting your time anon
>>18590085
Hate to burst your bubble, but >>18590091 is right. Unless you cheese the algorithim for all it's worth, or are just a god at marketing, you're wasting your time trying to make a dime off YouTube.
Sincerely, someone trying to make a dime off YouTube.
>>18590085
If you leave funny comments your channel will get more attention, if it gets stickied by a big YouTuber is another way to get views. One of my comments got stickied by maxmoefoe and one of my videos went from 30 views to 2,100 views. Keep in mind you need at least 10,000 overall to actually make a little profit
How do I get a gf?
5'11 manlet
Moneylet(student)
Not 6'2" turboChad so it's not even like the girl would like me anyway
>>18590077
Get a new, more fun attitude.
Also, stop talking like a 15 yo.
Good luck!
>>18590077
>5'11
>manlet
I hate you people
>>18590084
FUCK YOU
Fuck you I cannot help being a manlet what makes you think it is ok to bully short people don't you think I fucking hate being this short I know people laugh at me but the last thing I need is this bullshit from you.
Alright /adv/ I've just got out of my first ever alcoholics anonymous meeting, and I drove straight down the street and went to a bar.
Ask me anything
Picture unrelated
bamp?
>>18590020
Good for you anon! Don't fall for the "alcohol is evil" meme. How bout a nice cold one anon?
We don't care. If you don't need advice, take it to /b/
I have a size difference fetish and want to be as skinny as I possibly can. I calculated that at 5'8" 122 lbs is the lowest I can go while still having a healthy BMI. Is this a bad idea?
>>18589984
Probably Not for a long time. Your health should always come first if you don't want to be miserable. Unless you maintained that weight and exercised as well as keeping a healthy diet
>>18589984
Don't do this, but if you must please be extremeley careful, being underweight can severely harm you in many ways, possibly permanently
>>18589984
I used to read hentai of this (straight shota) until I quit masturbation and now am not tempted
It's like my penis was on fire when I was a pervert. Now it takes effort to get horny.
You should get high metabolism. Eat low fat milk, fruit juice, fruits, dairy (even cheese). Study Ray Peat (he has a focus on metabolism)
This will sound edgy as fuck, but I've thought about it logically and there's no other way to put it. I feel like there's a deep hatred inside of me that plagues everything I do. I've had 7 girlfriends throughout the course of my life, literally all of them dumped me because I got clingy and pathetic, jealous and just overall uncomfortable to be around with. It's like I have this self-fulfilling prophecy, I'm incredibly afraid of people leaving me, so much so that I push people away. I just lost my best friend because of this. It's scary because I'm not bad looking, nor too antisocial or anything. But there's something inside of me that just wants me to be miserable, and I don't know why or how to control it. Has anyone ever felt this way? Should I seek psychological help? I never saw it as a serious thing until now, my friend pretty much told me I was the one responsible for everything that happened to me and the reason he's leaving, and he's right. I can deal with losing girls but he really was my bro since we were like three years old and his leaving completely destroyed me.
>>>18589979
>I was the one responsible for everything that happened to me and the reason he's leaving
kek. What did you do to him? Kill his mother? First thing, get better fucking "best friends" next time, you cretin.
You're giving us a textbook definition of Borderline Personality Disorder.
The fear of abandonment, the self-sabotage, and especially, the sense that you have a "deep hatred inside". Many people with BPD see themselves as bad or evil people.
You don't have a deep hatred inside of you, that's just a part of your personality complex. What you need is a good therapist who will give you actual advice and not just listen to you. TELL THEM EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. Spare no details. This shit can and will be overcome if you have the right therapist by your side.
Source: I have BPD and have been slowly getting better with the help of a good therapist. Don't expect it to be fast, it took me years but I'm finally learning how to have healthy relationships with people.
>>18589991
I kept bothering him about him going out and spending more time with a new group of guys he met rather than with our group. He just told me that he had enough, that he was blocking me on everything and that I shouldn't try to contact him ever again, that he's tired of my shitty and toxic attitude
I am a web developer, and till now i always had clients that payed. But now it happened. One of my clients does not want to pay for his site. Not returning or answerning phone calls, nothing. but i still have all the passwords, FTP accounts, everithing. What is your idea on what to do?
put a lien on his house. sue him in small claims court. i dont know
Just fuck up his site if you've access to db and shit.
Change the passwords and put up a "Site is undergoing maintenance" page one every location until the client calls you and sorts everything out. You don't want to sperg out and wreck the site like a kid, but this should be subtle enough that the site users in the meantime don't disassociate with your client.
I have been rejected at my last 5 job interviews. I have one at McDonald's tomorrow and I desperately need a job or else I'm going to kill myself.
How do I not fuck this one up?
>>18589920
what experience do you have?
>>18589925
No experience and I'm already 19
>>18589969
well fuck aren't you mellow dramatic. take a chill pill there teeny-bopper.
talk about customer service and don't shit all over yourself. you're obviously not answering questions in a way that makes it sound like you'll say 'how high?' when asked to jump.
what were the other jobs? how did you feel the interview went?
How do I get a good looking bf I am so sick of being lonely
>>18589838
just b urself bro
Suck his cock then let him suck yours.
>>18589868
>>18589843
Please be helpful
MGTOW pricks
Can yeast survive in the rectum? My boyfriend has a fart fetish and i know yeast makes a fuckton of gas when making wine. So i was thinking of giving myself a grape juice enema and sneaking some yeast up there and waiting for a nice surprise for him. Will this work? Is this dangerous or will i get drunk?
>>18589794
this is beyond gross and disgusting
how do you expect to be able to fart if your rectum is full of liquid... you're just gonna shit grapejuice everywhere
get some fiber one bars. my ex didnt have a fart fetish but one time he ate 2 fiber bars so i had 2 to get back at him and then he upped the ante- long story short we each ate six and farted a LOT like blasting wind for 2 days it was serious lol
>>18589794
IN the beginning, then in a healthy colon the bacteria will take over again. Not gonna let some yeast take their comfy home.
Also in that short period pretty much no fermentation will occur.
What to do when you're a lonely faggot with no friends and forever alone kissless virgin too beta to even talk to girls on dating sites?
I mean besides masturbating a lot and engaging in escapist hobbies like vidya, anime, and shitposting on various internet communities such as 4chan.
>>18589745
Accept yourself for what you are and start enjoying things again. If you're not happy with that then try to get out of your comfort zone and do something.
>>18589745
Hit the gym. First at home , then your local gym. You might meet some cool to hang out there, and eventualy you go out with friend to chase some girls.
>>18589801
checkmate atheists
>be 16
>no girlfriend
>no friends
>living with parents
>shitty job
>getting bullied (Its only fun)#
Start working out, getting a tan, moving away from parents, getting my bachelors degree
>be 25
>no girlfriend
>no real friends
>living alone
>shitty job
>coworker is one fucking asshole
Mhhh...?
None of that shit matters, son.
What you people need to understand is that you have to be happy with what you have to be happy with what you have.
>unironically believes that "it gets better"
top kek
>>18589694
How? Its not like i want to be unhappy 30% of the time.
>>18589698
Thats what people used to tell me. "After highschool", "after university", "when you get your first real job".... bullshit.
Maybe i should punsh my coworker in his dumb face? He calls people "asshole", "pussy" and cunt. He Insults them because its "funny", he starts "fake fights" and he just fucking sucks.