Going to a bar because it's a friend's friends birthday

>>18590671
Dress as a trap, get him drunk, get fugged in the butt

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>>18590686
But I'm not twink like enough

>>18590671
Have enough drinks to get buzzed but dont go past that, maintain that buzz

Enjoy your newfound ease with talking to people

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>>18590696
That doesn't help for some reason

>>18590671
You will pretend everything is ok and practice your nonexistant social skills.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

Easy.

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>>18590724
I'll try senpai

Welp this isn't going at all

>they're all talking in two circles either reminiscing about old happy/crazy times or talking about traveling or random funny stories
>I'm pretty much outside of both the circles just sipping my beer
>friend that invited me is being wooed by some Chad so I can't really just latch to her (it's okay I don't want her that way)
Ubered home, fuck this
Kill me

>>18591016
rip dude, you tried

bars are not a mysterious creepy place where thugs stalk and where 99% of romantic approaches happen, they're just a place to buy booze.

Nobody is going to fuck with you if you dont make yourself look outrageous or be a jackass. Just hang around your pals.

If you don't know what to drink, just say so to the people you're going with and ask them what you should get.

there's really no more thought necessary than if your group was going to a Denny's