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>>18587902
If you are enrolled in college, many schools provide student counseling and health services at no charge. They would be the best resource to check out to help determine if you have attention deficiency. If you like, you can list what you think symptomizes your condition here and get feedback. Otherwise, for self-diagnosis, google is your friend.

I'm currently jobless and out of school and not at a college.
The best way to describe it is, I'm always wanting to move on and do something but I can never motivate myself too. It also feels like when in conversations with people my thinking is faster then theirs, so like i end up finishing sentences for people. I also always have to move my legs when sitting down and have difficultly focusing when people talk to me.

>>18587946
Those behaviors do sound quite characteristic of attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, and I can't think of any other official disorders that fit the description except ADHD. But I'm just an undergrad psychology major, so don't count it as official diagnosis. What advice would you like, now that you have corroboration of your condition from an underqualified internet stranger?

>>18587895
Wait for all this to blow up and slide in that pussy my nigga.

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>>18587895
>has been using Melissa for weed and other drugs
>she is an awesome girl and doesn't deserve this
ok

get friends whose names don't all start with M, that was confusing

>>18587830
>cant speak japanese
brothel is your only hope.

Get Tinder.
Make a profile where you state that you only speak English.
If you're as tall, white and attractive as you claim, the women will come to you.

You will not lose your virginity by going to Japan.

Why are you living with a heroin addict?

>>18587805
Tell her you had some bad experiences with friends overdosing on heroin and you'd rather not be reminded of it. If you think she won't care say one of your friends died from it. If she still doesn't care, well, you fucked up with your roommate.

But I think calmly explaining to her that you had a friend die from an overdose should do the trick.

tell him to stick it into his own room. its a shitty poster, an eyesore. but you are also a pussy for getting offended by a movie's poster

>>18587787

Are you officially diagnosed as ADHD? Because nowadays, it has become a trend to self-diagnose yourself with mental Illness.

I think I can help but you need to be a little more specific here.
How annoying are we talking about?
Are you medicated?
Would most people say you're smart or a little below average?
If you're a smart-ish person you can sometimes pass it off as thinking faster than you can talk. More info would help though.

>>18587846
I have a lot of friends at the surface level but only one or two at that deeper level. It can be difficult to stay on one topic for a while (at least in person) and so I think people find it irksome but not to the point where I'm impossible to be around. I'm not medicated. I'd say I'm a little above average.

>>18587782
How did you meet this guy? Why are you chasing a straight dude?

>>18587842
Class. We had a few conversations on memes and general cultural things. Played vidya and stuff but it was clearly a "pass the time in class" type relationship with no intention on his part of ever taking it out of the classroom environment. Not even on a friend level. Tried and failed multiple times just to hang out and see if things would work out. He's clearly not interested but I can't bring myself over the lump to forget about him, like I have so many others.
I don't know, it's my curse. Only ever been attracted to straight guys as far as I know. I don't KNOW that's he straight. He has some hobbies and interests that would indicate otherwise. But there's no solid reason to just believe someone is gay right off the bat; it's best to assume normality.

>>18587883
You're right, he isn't gay and will never be interested. Best to accept it and move on and try not to just randomly fall in "love" with random people. I'll never understand it

>>18587766
Bro think about how incredibly rare that you are alive at all in the universe. 99.999% of it is just empty space. The rest of it will kill you before you start. If your life sucks, then say fuck it and go do what you want for as long as you can. Give the casino who dealt you shitty cards the middle finger.

Change the way you value yourself.

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>>18587770
That's exactly it, though. I don't know what I want. Everything seems so pointless and no hobby I ever tried seemed fun enough to work on it. Life is full of possibilities but what do I do if they all bore me?

Chad

>>18587761
Define success?

I met my wife on a dating site. It was like sticking my hand in a toilet full of shit only to find a diamond.

>>18587761
I have fucked plenty of ugly anorexics and even more hamplanets. Guess that's a success.

Shameless self bump

>>18587753
Do you want crack addicts smoking up in your bathroom? Because this is how you get crack addicts smoking in your bathroom.

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>>18587756
Nah man we don't smoke crack, just weed an we'd rather bake our truck, but your right there is element of skeevy-ness it's just a grey area I guess

tell her to have a nice life and go no contact. from what you wrote, why would you want to get back together with someone who is putting you through that much shit? no bueno.

>>18587739
Thanks dude , it's jsut hard becuase we dated for 6 months and were best freinds for years , and we broke up over litterly the simplest shit

>>18587741
same guy here. yeah my girl of 8 months left me like 2 weeks ago, we talked like nothing happened the following week. came here for guidance and they said go no contact. reason being is that she'd just use me as an emotional sponge, and this wouldn't be the first chick to do so. i still have her on ig & snap but i haven't spoken to her so i'm just trying to move on rn.

>>18587693
then stop visiting this shit website nigga, there's nothing of value here

Get a kidney stone surgery

but i love this fucking website

>>18587634
It seems as normal as trans females stuffing their pants to make it look like they have male organs.

>>18587634
Not a woman, but this sounds pretty gross...
anyone have that story from... /b/? only saw it on screenshots

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>>18587634
>vagina fat
>I have an uncomfortably moist vagina
> smell my vagina.

>>18587623
I'd give this advice (may be wrong)

Get a job, any kind, and start with the intention of getting a college degree, then somehow move onward.

Fucking try

>blind

>>18587606
I sure hope that you join muhreens. Anything else and you might as week work at MacDonalds

Everyone you think is being confident was just faking it until they didn't have to. Just fake faking confidence.

>>18587826
Basically this, it is impossible to have any sort of customer facing job for more than two months and not basically destroy 90% of your public shyness.

>>18587592
Say simple, short thoughts. Normies are okay with moderately interesting things.

>>18587592
Those people aren't necessarily normal, they're just extroverts. Being an introvert doesn't make you not normal. Do you want to become an extrovert?

>>18587592
theres something primally satisfying about making a basic connection with another human being. not every interaction has to be deep or even meaningful. just a "hey, im human, youre human, we might never talk again before we're both dead. crazy world we live in, right? anyway, toodles"